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Typhon
11-05-2002, 05:16 AM
Feedback would be appreciated; add your own.

1. Whenever you see an undead whom you do not know, remove your head and throw it at them, so that it can bite their ankles or genitals in a friendly fashion. Don't worry -- you're rotting anyways, and a good amount of stitched-on ugly flesh will put your head back in the right place. Afterwards, make small talk about the quality of the last thing you devoured, and how much it screamed beforehand or during your feasting.

2. Whenever you see a humanoid or chimera you do not know, slay and devour them utterly. Burp loudly afterwards and pick your teeth with their bones. Either that, or preform hideous rites upon the corpse in your lair. But remember, their corpses ARE tasty. Gryphons are especially crispy.

3. Whenever you see an undead whom you do know, embrace them by shoving your fist through their ribcage, or perhaps groin. Make sure you break the skin/flesh, and that your entire fist goes in. This will identify your closeness to them. Afterwards, lick your fingers.

4. Whenever you see a member of your clan, savagely gnaw on them, or perhaps poke your tongue into their eye socket and swirl it around. 'Cause you're buddies.

5. Whenever you see an ugly, jump headfirst into its chest so that you spear through them and grotesquely stick out the other side. For bonuses, try to keep them alive as long as possible while you dance with them around you like a hula skirt. Afterwards, start by eating their internal organs (if possible, while they are still alive) and save the skin for last.

6. When you start rotting (oh, and you WILL!) make sure to balance out your rot-factor by hewing pieces of your flesh off that have not yet rotted. This will make people assume that you were just badly injured, and not decaying. If however, you're like me and revel in your ghastliness, try to find worms or other parasites that will feed on you to speed up the rotting process. It's inevitable, anyways. And you can always sew your victim's skin back on in place of your own, remember.

7. At the undead throne, remember to respect your fellow non-living by refraining from squeezing your festering body sores and squirting pus all over them. If you cannot refrain from this, make sure you aim it into the eyes of a rival clan's leader

Typhon
11-07-2002, 06:05 AM
Hm. I guess there aren't that many undead players on this board.

ShadowDown
11-07-2002, 12:49 PM
Either that or you don't really know what you are talking about, because undead can actually be a fairly fufn caste to play as.

Marnevel
11-07-2002, 01:04 PM
This is hilarious.

ShadowDown
11-07-2002, 01:06 PM
Actually it's rather boring....

Typhon
11-07-2002, 02:24 PM
I agree with Marnevel, because he liked it. ;-D

Either that or you don't really know what you are talking about, because undead can actually be a fairly fufn caste to play as.

That response makes no sense in context to this post, so explain it if you have the time.

Anyways, add your own pieces of ettiquette if you so desire. I'd love to hear more suggestions.

Nanakii
11-07-2002, 03:21 PM
This is just one of those things that's so stupid, it's funny.

Tibbles
11-07-2002, 06:02 PM
Chimera posers... you even spelled etiquette wrong just like I did ;)

Pender
11-07-2002, 06:39 PM
I read this post when you first put it up.

I didn't have anything to respond with because I was too busy laughing my ass off.

Everyone at school was looking at me funny :(

Anuvarr
11-08-2002, 01:46 AM
I just wish this had been an in-character thing as I know a ghost who would reply with something like this:

"This is so typically chimera. They try to make fun of the honourables all the time. I have to add that I am found of the chimera. Why would I wear them all the time if I didn't like them?"

- Anuvarr the Ghost

Darkfire
11-12-2002, 05:05 AM
Actually...*giggles* this is kinda...*stiffles a laugh* funny!

Oh no! Here comes the teacher.

Caat
08-15-2003, 06:52 AM
A couple people might be able to use this...

CornFed
08-15-2003, 06:57 AM
YEAH? for what?

Caat
08-15-2003, 07:26 AM
Oh...nothing...:rolleyes:

Rythgen
08-15-2003, 09:45 AM
I don't expect undeads to act like this but...they should! I was laughing for a good five minutes afterwards..especially that hula hoop part...

fiendish_thingy
08-15-2003, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by Typhon


6. When you start rotting (oh, and you WILL!) make sure to balance out your rot-factor by hewing pieces of your flesh off that have not yet rotted. This will make people assume that you were just badly injured, and not decaying. If however, you're like me and revel in your ghastliness, try to find worms or other parasites that will feed on you to speed up the rotting process. It's inevitable, anyways. And you can always sew your victim's skin back on in place of your own, remember.



Heh, i like an undead that's not afraid to rot :D Nice post, I too found the hula hoop part quite amusing:p