Typhon
11-05-2002, 05:16 AM
Feedback would be appreciated; add your own.
1. Whenever you see an undead whom you do not know, remove your head and throw it at them, so that it can bite their ankles or genitals in a friendly fashion. Don't worry -- you're rotting anyways, and a good amount of stitched-on ugly flesh will put your head back in the right place. Afterwards, make small talk about the quality of the last thing you devoured, and how much it screamed beforehand or during your feasting.
2. Whenever you see a humanoid or chimera you do not know, slay and devour them utterly. Burp loudly afterwards and pick your teeth with their bones. Either that, or preform hideous rites upon the corpse in your lair. But remember, their corpses ARE tasty. Gryphons are especially crispy.
3. Whenever you see an undead whom you do know, embrace them by shoving your fist through their ribcage, or perhaps groin. Make sure you break the skin/flesh, and that your entire fist goes in. This will identify your closeness to them. Afterwards, lick your fingers.
4. Whenever you see a member of your clan, savagely gnaw on them, or perhaps poke your tongue into their eye socket and swirl it around. 'Cause you're buddies.
5. Whenever you see an ugly, jump headfirst into its chest so that you spear through them and grotesquely stick out the other side. For bonuses, try to keep them alive as long as possible while you dance with them around you like a hula skirt. Afterwards, start by eating their internal organs (if possible, while they are still alive) and save the skin for last.
6. When you start rotting (oh, and you WILL!) make sure to balance out your rot-factor by hewing pieces of your flesh off that have not yet rotted. This will make people assume that you were just badly injured, and not decaying. If however, you're like me and revel in your ghastliness, try to find worms or other parasites that will feed on you to speed up the rotting process. It's inevitable, anyways. And you can always sew your victim's skin back on in place of your own, remember.
7. At the undead throne, remember to respect your fellow non-living by refraining from squeezing your festering body sores and squirting pus all over them. If you cannot refrain from this, make sure you aim it into the eyes of a rival clan's leader
1. Whenever you see an undead whom you do not know, remove your head and throw it at them, so that it can bite their ankles or genitals in a friendly fashion. Don't worry -- you're rotting anyways, and a good amount of stitched-on ugly flesh will put your head back in the right place. Afterwards, make small talk about the quality of the last thing you devoured, and how much it screamed beforehand or during your feasting.
2. Whenever you see a humanoid or chimera you do not know, slay and devour them utterly. Burp loudly afterwards and pick your teeth with their bones. Either that, or preform hideous rites upon the corpse in your lair. But remember, their corpses ARE tasty. Gryphons are especially crispy.
3. Whenever you see an undead whom you do know, embrace them by shoving your fist through their ribcage, or perhaps groin. Make sure you break the skin/flesh, and that your entire fist goes in. This will identify your closeness to them. Afterwards, lick your fingers.
4. Whenever you see a member of your clan, savagely gnaw on them, or perhaps poke your tongue into their eye socket and swirl it around. 'Cause you're buddies.
5. Whenever you see an ugly, jump headfirst into its chest so that you spear through them and grotesquely stick out the other side. For bonuses, try to keep them alive as long as possible while you dance with them around you like a hula skirt. Afterwards, start by eating their internal organs (if possible, while they are still alive) and save the skin for last.
6. When you start rotting (oh, and you WILL!) make sure to balance out your rot-factor by hewing pieces of your flesh off that have not yet rotted. This will make people assume that you were just badly injured, and not decaying. If however, you're like me and revel in your ghastliness, try to find worms or other parasites that will feed on you to speed up the rotting process. It's inevitable, anyways. And you can always sew your victim's skin back on in place of your own, remember.
7. At the undead throne, remember to respect your fellow non-living by refraining from squeezing your festering body sores and squirting pus all over them. If you cannot refrain from this, make sure you aim it into the eyes of a rival clan's leader