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I just the worst experience of my life today!:( A cockroach just instantly crawled on my computer screen! It almost scared me to death! *whimpers*
So everybody, Be careful outthere. Cockroaches are everywhere, and they go where you least expect them. *is still recovering from shock*
05-27-2003, 07:58 AM
Damn Scarabs are everywhere.
It was HUGE too. :( Well , At lease it was not those huge hissing ones.
05-27-2003, 08:40 AM
Fortunaately, there are no cockroaches where I live..
05-27-2003, 09:54 AM
It was HUGE too. Well , At lease it was not those huge hissing ones.Whats wrong with the huge hissing ones?!?! Madigascarian Giant Hissing Cockroaches are actually cleaner, friendlier, and more docile than any other breed of cockroach out there. Except for those ill-tempered mutated Giant Hissing Cockroaches..
*pets his small army*
sooooon my minions.....
05-27-2003, 12:16 PM
I exterminate all cockroaches with extreme prejudice. No death is too cruel for them. I love to spray them with the roach killer. I can almost hear it making their shells sizzle, and I like to think I can hear them scream as they shudder in their death throes.
05-27-2003, 12:26 PM
*commands his army*
The one known as Yuber will be the first to fall. A small strike force is bieng assembled as we speak. Precious will rule the world, and nothing will stop it!! BUAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!!!!
05-27-2003, 01:04 PM
*Sits in the dark cradling a can of Raid spray, a stack of Raid roach motels in front of him*
Hmm, yes, bring your mighty "army" of roaches. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and your army will curl up with their legs in the air like the vermin they are.
05-27-2003, 03:54 PM
Ick ick ick ick ick.
05-27-2003, 04:59 PM
As the official bug hunter of Uthgol....*points to his title* I'd like to make a statement.
That was actually Jinn the Scarab trying to scare you. The culprit has not been found yet, but he will be caught and incarcerated.
(I'm not even going to edit this because Jinn hasn't been a scarab for like 2 months now....God I'm an ass)
*cough* Never mind....
Angel of Death
05-27-2003, 06:20 PM
Sheesh, all of you think the worst of the bugs. Maybe it was a loove bug ;)
*sends you a virus*
06-08-2003, 08:25 PM
Cockroaches are government spies! I'm telling you, why do you think they're so hard to kill? And they're stationed in every household! Even if you dont see them, they're there alright.....watching and recording data! I know it, i cant prove it but one day I'll expose they're little secret......yessssss........
06-08-2003, 10:37 PM
*stands beside Yuber, her army of gaint Anoles, monstrous Garden Snakes and very hungry gerbils behind her.*
Yes Asmod...Do come play....
It will be a great pleasure to watch my beloved pets rend your disgusting, ill-tempered army asunder.
*Uthgol's biggest Etnomophobe*
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