View Full Version : Random thought of the day
Farquaa
12-01-2003, 10:13 AM
The letter W was invented by a lazy man.
Blackhand
12-01-2003, 10:23 AM
Lazy? 'double-you' takes more effort than any other letter to say.
It probably started out as actually sticking two U's together. Though there's likely a more detailed and factual explaination out there somewhere.
That wasnt random Blackhand. That was a reply. *scowls*
Keep to the rules. *nods to herself*
Blackhand
12-01-2003, 10:30 AM
And what was that?
If you're going to make up rules, you have to follow them yourself.
And indeed, who says we cannot have 'random thought' posts, and 'reply to random thought' posts?
Random thought:
Pink sheep are evil.
Thats more like it.
I want to smack someone with a spatula.
Oh wait, I have to wait for tommorrow to make another random thought.
*slinks away to a dark corner*
Farquaa
12-01-2003, 10:34 AM
That wasnt very Random of you.
Mestrafagus.
*smacks Farquaa with a spatula*
Tunk_Bodin
12-01-2003, 10:46 AM
The zip code 12345 is assigned to General Electric in Schenectady, New York.
[Is that random enough? :)]
(Well done *claps enthusiastically*)
Merlynson
12-01-2003, 11:01 AM
If you get one of those wire in-baskets, the ones your boss sticks work into, and file off the bar going across the top, you could solder some wires onto it and plug it into the mains. If you turned in the top of the prongs of the basket, incoming paper would have little holes burnt around its sides until it joined the pile of ashes from all the previously cremated paper. Maybe there should be a switch in case there's a particular sheet of paper you didn't want burned.
o O (Merlyson thinks of sex all the time.)
Bae'Lin
12-01-2003, 11:50 AM
two wrongs don't make a right...
but three lefts do...
kaoslace
12-01-2003, 12:05 PM
Cats always land on their feet.
Toast always lands butter-side down.
So... if you duct taped a piece of toast butter-side up on a cat's back, and dropped it off of a building.. just before hitting the ground it would stop, both forces pushing against eachother.. thus creating an eternally spinning cat/toast. Perpetual motion O,o
Cat/toast... Toasty... *ponders*
Rythgen
12-01-2003, 12:15 PM
This apple tastes like rubber.
fiendish_thingy
12-01-2003, 12:25 PM
Because when you BUILD A PLATYPUS, you need TOP SECRET BLUEPRINTS!~Ryou
kaoslace
12-01-2003, 12:40 PM
Platipii are insidious...
Rythgen
12-01-2003, 12:42 PM
..is platipii a word? Kinda like Cacti. And how come the word sausages isn't sausagi?
Why is a single sheep a sheep? Why not shep?
fiendish_thingy
12-01-2003, 12:56 PM
You havent smacked me with a spatula yet
Hee hee. *bounces merrily to fiendish thingy and smacks her with a spatula*
*retires for the day and swears off sugar for a week*
fiendish_thingy
12-01-2003, 01:02 PM
Thank you, ma'am. May I have another?
Gabocha
12-01-2003, 01:39 PM
If there were a planet of donut people, would they swim in pools of coffee?
Let's ask Dvea!
Rythgen
12-01-2003, 01:42 PM
If I had access to all the Udders in the world, could I see Dvea's first?
fiendish_thingy
12-01-2003, 02:26 PM
No, she's busy smacking me with a spatula.
Rythgen
12-01-2003, 02:36 PM
Mmm....I wish she'd smack me with her spatula.
Angel of Death
12-01-2003, 05:53 PM
You can't have success without sacrifice, and you can't have cake without ice cream. Such is the way of things.
Rythgen
12-01-2003, 06:06 PM
I bet I could make good money as a camwhore...
oefje
12-02-2003, 04:11 AM
Drunken Monkeys!!!!
Drunken monkey kungfu!
Yeah, monkey island. Oooh, eee, aah!
Bae'Lin
12-02-2003, 05:39 AM
i always wondered why an Orange is orange...but an Apple is red...
Farquaa
12-02-2003, 05:50 AM
Apple = Applets= Red Color
fiendish_thingy
12-02-2003, 10:57 AM
El pollo diablo!
kaoslace
12-02-2003, 11:05 AM
AIyeeeeee! Los numeros! LOS NUMEROS! AIYEEEEEE!!!!
Lurker
12-02-2003, 11:06 AM
Har Har
Donuts dont swim in coffee.
Sancin
12-02-2003, 11:15 AM
Its cold in here!
Gabocha
12-02-2003, 01:38 PM
It's not winter in Australia. Do us a favor and go there. :p
Sancin
12-02-2003, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by Gabocha
It's not winter in Australia. Do us a favor and go there. :p
*chortles* Its cold here in new york ;) finally.. its been nice untill this point. Its just freeeeezing now
That was -not- random.
*huffs*
Sancin
12-02-2003, 02:24 PM
lamb chop
The Burninator
12-02-2003, 02:54 PM
Butter.
Bae'Lin
12-03-2003, 11:38 AM
snoopy had a thing for little yellow birds...sicko...
The Burninator
12-03-2003, 11:40 AM
Prismatic underpants.
fiendish_thingy
12-03-2003, 11:49 AM
You defiled my chicken hat!
Farquaa
12-03-2003, 12:00 PM
paperclips are fun
Tunk_Bodin
12-03-2003, 10:33 PM
What be ichthyosis? A disease that gives human skin the appearance of fish scales.
I want mer-monsters in Uthgol.
Blackhand
12-04-2003, 01:01 AM
DEATH TO THE KUMQUATS!!!
The Burninator
12-04-2003, 06:59 AM
Manbreast theater. *eyes Rythgen*
El Guapo!
12-04-2003, 07:22 AM
How about the power to kill a Yak
From 200 yards away
With MIND BULLETS!
Thats Telekenisis, Kyle.
Whindanser
12-04-2003, 08:04 AM
Can I eat El Guapo?
The Burninator
12-04-2003, 08:19 AM
I'm sorry, but I just think this is the coolest thing ever ._.
You arrive at an Unholy Fount.
teleport Tomb me
[Success: 410, Roll: 909] You concentrate intently, and the world begins to move in a blur of colors.
You arrive at a Personal Tomb.
teleport Lair me
[Success: 410, Roll: 517] You concentrate intently, and the world begins to move in a blur of colors.
You arrive at a desecrated cemetary.
I LOVE TELEPORT. Phooey on you all who told me I wouldn't like it!
Fish head
Fish head
Rolly polly
Fish head
Rythgen
12-04-2003, 12:01 PM
There needs to be a special law that allows girls in school that talk non-stop to be whacked upside the head with a yardstick.
Gabocha
12-04-2003, 12:55 PM
Fish heads
Fish heads
Eat 'um up
Yum!
kaoslace
12-04-2003, 01:46 PM
Fuzzy Nay Nay!
It's Funtastico!
Rythgen
12-14-2003, 02:18 AM
I wonder how many times I'll have to kamikaze these kabooms until the room crumbles...or the triggers run out at least...
Aliuk
12-14-2003, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by kaoslace
Cats always land on their feet.
Toast always lands butter-side down.
So... if you duct taped a piece of toast butter-side up on a cat's back, and dropped it off of a building.. just before hitting the ground it would stop, both forces pushing against eachother.. thus creating an eternally spinning cat/toast. Perpetual motion O,o
Cat/toast... Toasty... *ponders*
Or, the cat would hit it's face, and nothing would happen.
If monkeys would hang-out in malls like humans, where would humans hang out?
kaoslace
12-14-2003, 01:01 PM
Never hit a person with glasses. Hit 'em with something harder.
Blackhand
12-15-2003, 01:06 AM
waht u meen my pie are squared?!?!1 pie iz round!
Marnevel
12-15-2003, 02:20 AM
Kill the poor!
oefje
12-15-2003, 03:26 AM
Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogostick!
Sancin
12-15-2003, 12:42 PM
michael jackson is my mother!
The Burninator
12-15-2003, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by kaoslace
Cats always land on their feet.
Toast always lands butter-side down.
So... if you duct taped a piece of toast butter-side up on a cat's back, and dropped it off of a building.. just before hitting the ground it would stop, both forces pushing against eachother.. thus creating an eternally spinning cat/toast. Perpetual motion O,o
Cat/toast... Toasty... *ponders*
BAH!
Rythgen
12-16-2003, 09:57 PM
...one am. Everyone's asleep. I'm moving loot...just pressing up and enter. I only need one hand for that........
Fangor
12-16-2003, 10:33 PM
Random thought:
If olive oil comes from olives, and corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Rythgen
12-16-2003, 10:42 PM
*coughHEARD IT!cough*
Hidden
12-17-2003, 03:32 PM
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger,
MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger... (http://weeble.fluent.ltd.uk/advertise.php)
Blackhand
12-17-2003, 04:33 PM
A slightly more direct link (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/).
Warning: May also contain badgers: something else (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/25/)
An Hidden... please cut down on that signature. It's frickin' huge.
o O (Someone needs to make it their life mission to ask Blackhand for a link he cannot find)
Quetzal
12-17-2003, 06:47 PM
lol! that second link was great, hahah
Raius
12-17-2003, 07:43 PM
Blackhand I forgot to the link to the Horde website help me out?
Also I need a link to a changelling forum a friend of mine runs.
Fangor
12-17-2003, 11:18 PM
Children + red cordial = crazy
Adults + alcohol = crazy & drunk
Anyone + Hi 5 = screaming their lungs out
Originally posted by Raius
Blackhand I forgot to the link to the Horde website help me out?
Also I need a link to a changelling forum a friend of mine runs.
Yar. Blackhand. I need the link to the Horde website.
*whispers loudly to Germs, "I think there is one though...not too sure.."*
Blackhand
12-18-2003, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by Dvea
Yar. Blackhand. I need the link to the Horde website.
*whispers loudly to Germs, "I think there is one though...not too sure.."* Take that (http://www.angelfire.com/fang/thehorde/)!
Not quite up-to-date, but it is a Horde web site. ;)
Gabocha
12-18-2003, 01:31 PM
It's got a link to their forums.
Fangor
12-18-2003, 01:33 PM
Monkey Blue Cheese.
oefje
12-19-2003, 04:39 AM
Freshly blended crack babies!
Sancin
12-19-2003, 04:55 AM
Blackhand...Find me a link to a blue and red map of the harja lair! MWHAHAHA
Blackhand
12-19-2003, 12:36 PM
Sorry, that would be giving out IC information in an OOC manner. ;)
Eatbones
12-19-2003, 12:46 PM
do some jean-claude-van-damage!:D
Fangor
12-19-2003, 01:11 PM
Zany zebras zelebrate zeven ztupid zeasters.
*eyeshift*
Blackhand
12-20-2003, 07:04 PM
The only thing that can stop this plan now is a madman with a donkey cart!
lasair
12-20-2003, 07:29 PM
Kahlua's mudslide in a bottle tastes like stale chocolate milk mixed with Sudafed.
Fangor
12-20-2003, 08:03 PM
Lag should:
A) Jump off a cliff.
B) Starve to death
C) Eat my shorts!
fiendish_thingy
12-21-2003, 10:39 PM
What is the past tense of must? Musted?
oefje
12-21-2003, 10:51 PM
Burning chuhahas on a pogostick!
Fangor
12-21-2003, 11:27 PM
Why do nuns need vehicles? Can't they fly?
fiendish_thingy
12-21-2003, 11:37 PM
well, penguins cant fly, so why should a person who dresses similar to one?
kaoslace
12-22-2003, 12:07 AM
Chuhaha? Don't you mean.. Chihuahua?
Lurker
12-22-2003, 12:12 AM
what is the medical term of an eyescratch?
oefje
12-22-2003, 12:21 AM
I knew that didn't look right.:D
I forgot what I was about to say.
kaoslace
12-22-2003, 12:50 AM
Bah! Why can't you just let it rest Lurky.. *cries*
Droid Arena Rage
ALIAS: Beautiful Freak [802316]
CORPORATION: DECREE ABSOLUT [RESEARCH]
RANK: #1
LEVEL: 24
KILLS: 366
ARENAS WON: 66
ARENAS LOST: 282
I want to commemorate this somewhere incase I forget. Woohoo! A momentary spot at first place in rage. Let chaos rule!
kaoslace
12-22-2003, 02:38 PM
Dang.. that's a lot of losses...
*bops kaoslace with a spatula*
Fangor
12-22-2003, 02:48 PM
Death is like God's way of saying, "You're fired!"
kaoslace
12-22-2003, 02:58 PM
*eyeshifts*
If you sent a letter to santa through the mail, would anyone actually read it?
The Burninator
12-23-2003, 02:42 PM
I hate sages.
Fangor
12-23-2003, 03:02 PM
*steals Dvea's spatula, jabs her in the stomach and runs away*
kaoslace
12-23-2003, 04:27 PM
Bah! Fear teh mouse! FEEEAAARRRR!!!!
*Squeaks menacingly at you*
oefje
12-24-2003, 03:14 AM
Holy lag Batman! I'm in the middle of something!
Okay, why is Lurky wearing Skadsnarl's medallion?!
*points at post count: 666*
Tier to haunt today.... Post count is 666...Pure ebilness. The reign of terror begins...
As soon as I get a few hours of sleep.
if a spoon and fork is called a spork what would a knife and a fork be called?
kaoslace
12-25-2003, 08:39 PM
A knork O.o
kaoslace
12-25-2003, 10:10 PM
*mutters* You may have one this battle. But the war is far from over...
The Burninator
12-25-2003, 10:13 PM
*points sig out to everyone* ;) :cool: And he never caught me.
kaoslace
12-25-2003, 10:24 PM
Bah I say. BAH!
oefje
12-26-2003, 02:14 AM
Bland banana pudding sprinkles.
kaoslace
12-26-2003, 03:16 AM
Vanilla!
Know too well
Know the chill
Know she breaks
My siren
Vanilla ice cream...
Fangor
12-26-2003, 01:55 PM
I scream you scream we all scream for Ice Cream!
If bread feeds the hungry orphan, then Zaap! Giddy up horsey!
To flax or not to flax. The question?
*weilds his knork and readys himself*
I dont think the grumble likes Indi's suicidal tendencies too much.
*looks at Infernis' Grendel-mas present*
l in fig
You see a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, a musty scroll covered in strange writing, and a musty scroll covered in strange writing in a crude clay figurine shaped like an arm.
oefje
12-27-2003, 03:55 AM
Exploding taxi cabs of love.
Gabocha
12-27-2003, 03:58 AM
You should all be shot by a fellatio monniker.
kaoslace
12-27-2003, 07:20 AM
Bah! You can't flax! You can be Flaxen but you can't be flaxing .
Whindanser
12-27-2003, 09:02 AM
Flacid.
Just...Flacid
Youre right little mouse...
*flaxes*
cuauhtemoc
12-27-2003, 03:48 PM
A sheet slitters daughter, slit sheets for a sheet slitter.
Say it a few times reallllly fast.
Fangor
12-27-2003, 04:00 PM
*speaking very quickly* Peter Piper picked a peck of peppers if Peter Piper picked a peck of peppers how many peppers did Peter Piper pick?
My favourite tongue-twister.
oefje
12-28-2003, 03:36 AM
Beware of the demonic anus wrench!
Fangor
12-28-2003, 02:41 PM
Beware of the demonic spatula wench! Dvea!
fiendish_thingy
12-28-2003, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by oefje
Beware of the demonic anus wrench!
That reminds me of this (http://bash.org/?5598)
cuauhtemoc
12-28-2003, 06:04 PM
lol
oefje
12-29-2003, 02:52 AM
Pork rind infested boogie hole.
Farquaa
12-29-2003, 08:07 AM
Havent posted anything in a while.
*Posts*
Rythgen
12-29-2003, 08:24 AM
You can't squat on a pitbull and get rhubarb pie.
Blackhand
12-29-2003, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by Lurker
what is the medical term of an eyescratch?
This is a bit late, but I've not had internet for a week.
Ocular abrasion. Of the minor variety if there's no easily visible damage.
kaoslace
12-29-2003, 02:42 PM
That's it! An abrasion! Blackhand.. I love you.
Fangor
12-29-2003, 03:04 PM
Wow that was a VERY random comment.
Sancin
12-29-2003, 05:57 PM
family guy is funny
Rythgen
12-29-2003, 06:01 PM
Family Guy is funny.
Sancin
12-29-2003, 06:17 PM
family guy is really funny
Rythgen
12-29-2003, 06:19 PM
Family Guy is sooper funnytastico.
Sancin
12-29-2003, 06:23 PM
Family guy is... mad funny?
Rythgen
12-29-2003, 06:37 PM
*considers* ....I concur.
Sancin
12-29-2003, 06:39 PM
So do I... So do I...
Fangor
12-29-2003, 09:10 PM
I like family guy. He is fat. *cackle*
oefje
12-30-2003, 01:20 AM
Salted kitten tails in puppy dog sauce.
kaoslace
12-30-2003, 01:24 AM
Word thief! Word thief! (___)tastico is a copywrite of me. I'll sue! So help me I will!
kaoslace
12-30-2003, 02:43 AM
Ha! I do not steal your words. You are the thief of words. You think you soooo clever. No! No soup for you! I keel you with rubber spoon!
Fangor
12-30-2003, 02:55 AM
I just saw an ad on TV with a torch being runover by a truck and not being crushed under it's weight. I wonder how half non-real that was.
Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgrid bee
Groop I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
OR I WILL REND THEE IN THE GOBBERWARTS WITH MY BLURGLECRUNCHEON, SEE IF i DONT!
kaoslace
12-30-2003, 03:17 AM
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
*garumphs*
Fangor
12-30-2003, 04:10 PM
One teddy bear said to another, "You know. I think cheese is gouda."
oefje
12-31-2003, 12:48 AM
You gonna eat that?
I just noticed. Fangor copied Blackhand's SigPic.
>.> <.<
Fangor
12-31-2003, 01:26 AM
Only because one time it said 'Get your own signature at www.danasoft.com' or something. So I took my chance. *nod me*
New year resolution:
......
Yeah.
Fangor
12-31-2003, 04:05 AM
123.
kaoslace
12-31-2003, 06:22 AM
Oooo Good luck with that one Dvea, it'll be a tough one to keep. :p
Gabocha
12-31-2003, 12:30 PM
There are a lot more women in Marrach than GR.
At least, I think they're women.
Fiery H33lage
12-31-2003, 01:48 PM
What if we are the characters in some big game, and higher beings are playing us? *ponders*
Gabocha
12-31-2003, 05:31 PM
That's pretty ****ed up right there.
Fangor
12-31-2003, 07:59 PM
456.
Fangor
01-01-2004, 05:35 PM
789.
oefje
01-01-2004, 10:41 PM
Sandlewood scented butt-floss.
dunstvangeet
01-01-2004, 11:20 PM
For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips.
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
oefje
01-02-2004, 10:35 PM
Did you know Mr. Ed was really a zebra?
Fangor
01-03-2004, 01:52 AM
Are zebra's babies zobras?
kaoslace
01-03-2004, 02:55 AM
I think they're foals, aren't they? I can't remember.
Marnevel
01-03-2004, 04:37 AM
Originally posted by kaoslace
I think they're foals, aren't they? I can't remember.
THAT'S NOT RANDOM!
kaoslace
01-03-2004, 05:40 AM
But it's the truth!
YOU WANT THE TRUTH! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
Asmod
01-03-2004, 06:44 AM
http://www.discount-crazy.com/images/discount-crazy-1.jpg
WOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!1!!1!one!!11!
Remember
01-03-2004, 07:13 AM
Thats just ... disturbing.
*shudders*
kaoslace
01-03-2004, 07:29 AM
Oh god... I almost had a heart attack...
Lady in red..is dancing with me....
Fangor
01-03-2004, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by kaoslace
But it's the truth!
YOU WANT THE TRUTH! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
I DERIDE YOUR TRUTH HANDLING ABILITIES!
Rythgen
01-04-2004, 02:13 AM
Tig ole bitties.
Fangor
01-04-2004, 02:54 AM
Booger burgers with fries.
Rythgen
01-04-2004, 03:51 AM
My weenie exploded...
*points at a cocktail weenie in a bowl*
Remember
01-04-2004, 04:32 AM
Originally posted by Rythgen
My weenie exploded...
Like you have one >.>
damned diviners and stunning
Angel of Death
01-04-2004, 10:30 AM
People with things they don't know how to use are usually more dangerous.
Fangor
01-04-2004, 07:29 PM
*steals Dvea's spatula and whacks her on the head with it* *cackle* A taste of your own medicine, sir.
*stabs fangor with his knork then quickly stashes it away* Ha ha amd if you look carfully its a mam *watches fangor for what he will do next*
Fangor
01-04-2004, 07:43 PM
*pushes Seta off a cliff*
cuauhtemoc
01-05-2004, 01:07 AM
mas·tur·ba·tion (mstr-bshn)
n.
Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.
Dictionary.com is such a filthy site.
Rythgen
01-05-2004, 03:23 AM
That made me laugh at 6:30am on a schoolday..nice job.
Rythgen
01-08-2004, 05:08 AM
Bungalow.
Farquaa
01-08-2004, 05:17 AM
Cartier Pens
Rythgen
01-08-2004, 06:03 AM
pow·er ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pour)
n.
The ability or capacity to perform or act effectively.
A specific capacity, faculty, or aptitude. Often used in the plural: her powers of concentration.
Strength or force exerted or capable of being exerted; might. See Synonyms at strength.
The ability or official capacity to exercise control; authority.
A person, group, or nation having great influence or control over others: the western powers.
The might of a nation, political organization, or similar group.
v. trained, train·ing, trains
v. tr.
To coach in or accustom to a mode of behavior or performance.
To make proficient with specialized instruction and practice. See Synonyms at teach.
To prepare physically, as with a regimen: train athletes for track-and-field competition.
Power trainers. Woot.
Rythgen
01-11-2004, 12:53 AM
They need to make a 'whack' command.
Rythgen the Minotaur whacks Germanic the Ogre upside the head!
Rythgen the Minotaur snarls to Germanic the Ogre, "Screw you and your armor..."
Rythgen the Minotaur mutters to himself.
^^'
Rythgen
01-11-2004, 02:41 AM
This is what I felt like about Jinn while he was a hippogryph.
Wheeness! (http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/Artists/Magnus/Filthy/HungHorse.jpg)
I wuff j00 Jinn. Don't kill me too bad when you're a Hydra. ^^
Bae'Lin
01-11-2004, 05:31 AM
!
Okay since this made it to someone's siggy:
<Mortikai the Revenant grumbles: {hehe, Indi's great at bonking, she's the masterbonker}>
I'd like to clarify bonking.
Bonk (bngk)
v. bonked, bonk·ing, bonks
v. tr.
To strike or cause to come into contact: She bonked her head going through the low doorway.
v. intr.
To collide against something: His head bonked against the wall as he fell.
n.
1. A blow to the head
2. A hollow thud
There.
Asmod
01-11-2004, 02:42 PM
.... Might I add the part of that definition that Dvea so conveniently left out....
bonk
v 1: have sexual intercourse with; "This student sleeps with everyone in her dorm"; "Adam knew Eve" (know is archaic); "Were you ever intimate with this man?" [syn: love, make out, make love, sleep with, get laid, have sex, know, do it, be intimate, have intercourse, have it away, have it off, ... jazz, eff, hump, lie with, bed, have a go at it, bang, get it on] 2: hit hard [syn: sock, bop, whop, whap, bash]
Source (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bonk)
*snickers*
Okay. I was searching for the meaning of bonk under Merriam-Webster and it didnt exist so I asked Asmod to help me find a definition. I didnt scroll down far enough apparently, argh. This is framing Asmod!
Asmod
01-11-2004, 02:56 PM
*cackles*
Whatcha gonna do? Bonk me? :D
Well I obviously cant do that anymore, can I?! I really did like the word too *sniffles*
Remember
01-12-2004, 02:25 AM
Tarvok the Mummy walks in from a hot and humid tropical area.
<System: Commencing backup. (This may take a few minutes.)>
-_-
Rythgen
01-12-2004, 02:53 PM
How I feel right now. (http://www.btinternet.com/~scuzi/224Helicopter_Kills.mpeg)
Caution: Graphic gore
Gabocha
01-13-2004, 10:37 AM
Rythgen, please don't post something like that again.
Rythgen
01-13-2004, 12:00 PM
There was a clearly visible caution. If you're easily offended, heed the warning and don't click.
kaoslace
01-13-2004, 01:05 PM
Mwahaha! the truth about bonking comes out at last!
Rythgen
01-13-2004, 07:27 PM
You sneak down a slight slope to a blackened and grave timberland, to the west.
You arrive at a blackened and grave timberland. Bakdom the Specter and a disgustingly noble knight are here. You see a woodlands with thick undergrowth to the north, to the northeast, and to the southwest; a forest shrouded in fog and dank humidity to the east and to the west; a woodlands with thick undergrowth up a steep incline to the southeast; a bunch of trees blanketed with the screeching of insects to the south; and a blackened and grave timberland to the northwest.
You move toward a disgustingly noble knight.
You stop next to her.
[Success: xxx, Roll: xxx] You have caught a disgustingly noble knight unawares and execute a sneak attack!. xxx points of damage! A disgustingly noble knight cries out, "I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling monsters!" before dying.
You wink at Bakdom the Specter.
hide
[Success: xxx, Roll: xxx] You slip into the shadows, hiding yourself from sight.
You sneak down a slight slope to a blackened and grave timberland, to the west.
Draiman
01-13-2004, 09:28 PM
Bah.. I was trancing for that whole thing too... *squintles*
Rythgen
01-15-2004, 01:20 AM
Dark_Orlandu says: who needs acid when you have ryth (http://webpages.charter.net/claussen/background.jpg)
*shrugs*
Dum de dum (http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf)
The Burninator
01-16-2004, 07:49 PM
GUNS.
Now that I got your attention, join the U.S. Postal Service.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
kaoslace
01-16-2004, 07:56 PM
La Femme says:
I really miss bonking
*hums*
Blackhand
01-21-2004, 02:10 PM
A synonym for 'assuage' is 'asswage'.
AnoChizu
01-21-2004, 02:16 PM
What's the plural of Lich?
The possibilities are: Lich, Lichi, Lichen, Lichery, Lichers, Lichlings, Lichings, Licher...
That's all.
-Kia
Blackhand
01-21-2004, 02:27 PM
The most common one I see is liches. My personal favorite is lichies. An amusing one would lichen.
By the way, the 'Lich Fowl' is another name for the European Goatsucker.
Anyone who wants to see something pretty neat,go here (http://dragonballarena.gamesurf.it/english/media/videos.php) and watch "the battousai" and "Look at buu now"...Good stuff..
A white grand piano or black grand piano?
kaoslace
01-22-2004, 09:12 AM
Black! Mwahahahaha!
happy year of the monkey one day late
cuauhtemoc
01-22-2004, 10:03 AM
It is leap year, so its okay. youll get your day back.
DarkFlamingo
01-23-2004, 09:43 AM
http://www.helsinki.fi/~tsaalto/pics/funny/dog_honey.jpg
The Burninator
01-23-2004, 09:45 AM
Where the hell did that forum name come from? Could a SG delete that post?
Gabocha
01-23-2004, 01:08 PM
Whoa. Your old name, maybe? It's definately your signature.
kaoslace
01-23-2004, 01:12 PM
Mwahaha! Me Morti! KILL KILL!
RAWR!
Rythgen
01-28-2004, 04:10 PM
Blazzydaffun.
"Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that you undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver. Which is why we ask you to PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE READ THIS OWNER'S MANUAL CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU UNPACK THE DEVICE. YOU ALREADY UNPACKED IT, DIDN'T YOU? YOU UNPACKED IT AND PLUGGED IT IN AND TURNED IT ON AND FIDDLED WITH THE KNOBS, AND NOW YOUR CHILD, THE SAME CHILD WHO ONCE SHOVED A POLISH SAUSAGE INTO YOUR VIDEOCASSETTE RECORDER AND SET IT ON "FAST FORWARD", THIS CHILD ALSO IS FIDDLING WITH THE KNOBS, RIGHT? AND YOU'RE JUST NOW STARTING TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS, RIGHT??? WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST BREAK THESE DEVICES RIGHT AT THE FACTORY BEFORE WE SHIP THEM OUT, YOU KNOW THAT?"
When Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle, it travels at a rate of 25 miles per year.
Tunk_Bodin
01-31-2004, 10:03 AM
Rather than sell the first story he wrote, Charles Dickens traded it for a bag of marbles.
Rythgen
02-08-2004, 12:12 AM
Insomnia
Insomia
Insomnia
Tunk_Bodin
02-08-2004, 11:05 AM
It takes an estimated 2,893 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop. :)
kaoslace
02-08-2004, 12:41 PM
Hmmm It only took eme 1157 ;)
Tunk_Bodin
02-08-2004, 09:33 PM
Food facts: "Exocannibals" eat their enemies. "Indocannibals" eat their friends.
Which are you? :)
Farquaa
02-17-2004, 11:37 AM
how do you operate that chainsaw in your sig pic Lividum?
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