For whoever wants to know - kyle's rant

[Kyle]

This game is adictive and I think you all know that. But from the posts ether most of you dont think thats a bad thing or dont care. Well what if skotos decides to take over the wourld with this new power? and worse... what are the side affects? My brain is in an uproar, this game is driveing me up the wall. My character is taking on a personality and is spying on me. This isnt suposed to be a democracy! I am the absolute Monarch of my head! but this is how it goes...

simon: simon says jump
(body jumps)
sole voice of reason: sole voice of reason says take tranqulizers
manic depresion lad: sole voice of reason is an idiot!
spirit of contention: this coming from somebody who adds a "lad" to
his name and cant spell right
Kyle: your all idiots!
sole voice of reason: who said that? there's no "kyle" here!
Fear: Its a ghost!
sole voice of reason: there's no such things as ghosts.
Kyle: boo!
fear, lazzyness, and voice of stupidity: AAAAGH! A G-G-GHOST!
(Kyle tips over as the council of feelings is disrupted and losses control of the body)
Brain: oh brother.
winnie the poo: oh bother.
Shakespeare: hi poo. dont hear much from you.
sole voice of reason: thats because he only shows up to say "oh bother"
Shakespeare: Dont Patronize me, thou foul brigand.
Brain: restoring connection from mind to body
carbonator brain: me has cheese for nostrals! New leader should be kyle. lets vote on it.
Fear: if I get elected leader I can save us!
Brain: this is stupid, there is no emergency, we dont need to elect a leader we should keep a council.
sole voice of reason: it would be so much easier if I were leader, logic would rule and all would prosper
brain: right Mr. Vulcan, all this "logic" and "prospering" has gone to your head
sole voice of reason: dont mock me
brain: oh, Im so smart, I dont need...
(sole voice of reason uses vulcan nerve pinch on brain)
carbonator brain: vote now!
Shakespeare: vote!
(everyone votes)
(tally as indicated)
council:12
fear:1
sole voice of reason:7
Kyle:10
Yes:45
No:3
goat:10
(and the winner is: YES)
Yes: YES!!!
Asteticly pleasing electronic femail voice: conection link restablished
(with Yes in controll the body goes on a rampage eating all the food he can find)
Fear: were Doomed!
Shut up: Shut up.
Omnicrazzy: quick! Quick! Snort reality up your nose and we might be able to save some of it
Sexy sounding electonit femail voice: Hull Fracture, <pant> self destruct imenent (no joke)
Fear: WERE DOOMED!
Shut up: SHUT UP!
Lazzyness: im trying to spend my last moments in restfull Bliss! Do you mind?
Mind: no I do not! now help us suck reality up our nose so when the hull ruptures we can reconstruct reality inside a new body.
sole voice of reason: what new body?
brain:<snort> details, details.
Nararator: Who is this mysterious "kyle"? Will shut up say anything besides "shut up"? Will the voices be able to stop the hull rupture? Will reality be saved? How much reality can YOU fit up your nose?
You: not a lot, <snort> ack its full
Sexy sounding electronic Female voice: core overload in 5...
Narirator: find out next time in the next exiting episode of Herman,s Head.
Sexy sounding electronic Female voice: 4...
brain: That stupid show? dont You mean "Kyle's head" or something?
Narirator: yes, sorry.
Sexy sounding electronic Female voice: <pant> 3...
Narirator: on the next exiting episode of Kyle's Brain
Fear: DOOOOM! <sob>
DoomFrog: thats my line <snort>
Shut up: Shut up!
Sexy sounding electronic Female voice: 2...

Ok this so this isnt actualy happening and I wrote this a long time ago... but this is how I feel sometimes.I think we all need to get a grip on reality... that and my character has the same name as me so I find it makes my head hurt to think about it.
Ever seen the TV show freinds ... the episode where Joey is hired at Chandelers work place... well I dont want that to happen to any of you(if you havent seen it.. to bad). I usualy am not this paranoid, sorry for disturbing you... I think Im gona sleep early tonight.

[Myrth]

In extreme cases after effects can include the following:
***Loss of Sleep
*Falling Grades
*Eating Disorders
*Compulsive Reactions to Dial-up Signals,
**Irritability (When someone calls when you're receiving a lesson from one of the initiates. "Shut up ye bloody fiend, I be busy giving up me true name to some lady I've known for two days so she can turn me into a pile of dust if she so chooses!")

*Grinz* Okay okay.. we're all getting pretty bad..

<Surgeon General's Warning>
Do not continue use if you are:
*Taking drugs (Ya know, sleeping pills and/or caffiene pills.)
*Begin to develope a rash (Or You're bottom is so sore from hours of sitting infront of your computer that you have ducktaped a pillow to your chair.)
* Or if you are pregnant (The baby's first word will be: Maarrrrachh! *goo ge giggle giggle*)


Ack! Someone stop me!

Regrettfully posting this mess,
-Kiarynn (Myrth)

[Atama]

Or You're bottom is so sore from hours of sitting infront of your computer that you have ducktaped a pillow to your chair

Um, I've actually had to do this. Only because the cheap chair I got for $15 has lost its support from how much time I spend on it (and I don't use ducktape). So this is an unusual thing? http://www.skotos.net/ubb/frown.gif

[Whyndam]

I don't have anything paranoid to add but I do go over to other people's house and use their computers to play since I've been having computer problems. I think that's called addiction. I use my friends for Marrach. That's O.K. though because they play too. http://www.skotos.net/ubb/smile.gif
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Sean

[Kyle]

I was out of my mind when I posted this! not that I didnt mean what I said... its just this came out excessively paranoid and though you cant tell (at least I think so) my mind was somewhere between "death to all who oppose me!", "Just leave me alone!", "somebody pity me!" and a deranged "so, hows the coffee on your side of the planet?".
I am so embarrassed, I am not this paranoid!