Funny Moments of... MV? :D

[Jase]

I guess one had to happen sooner or later. We can post funny moments here - so we don't clutter too much of the bored with seperate posts :)


While working on a hut:


Korey scampers around the project site, getting in everyone's way.

[Brian]

...and maybe someday we'll share some of the ones from the building process. :)

[Kalle]

You seriously ask, "How will they make booze?"

You listen to Casper, Brian and Kevin concernedly.

Casper says to you, "Berries?" Brian says, "fermented fruits?"

Casper shrugs.

You say, "Berries..."

You nod thoughtfully.

You point at Brian, "I give you the honorable task of figuring out how they would make booze." You say, "Will."

Brian says, "people in prison mix fruit cocktails with um... some kind of liquid.."

Brian says, "all it takes is something fermentable."

You nod.

Brian nods, "I'd be honored."

You say, "What'd that be?"

You say, "Animal [insert-bodypart/-fluid/-whatever-here]?"

Brian says, "bananas and peaches would ferment, and we have them."

You say, "Oh."

You nod.

Brian says, "ew."

Brian says, "Dude.. try this.. it's fermented intestines. Good stuff. *hic*"

Casper grins at Brian.

Kevin laughs.

You say, "LOL!"

Brian shakes some intestines at Kevin.

[Carrie!]

> You place Syn's body on a broad palm leaf.

> You move from Syn's body to the entrance.

> You begin to enter the entrance.

> You come to a dry and parched desert region.

> Syn's body arrives through a bamboo and fur tent.


It made me yelp. The end.

[Jase]

Leader Dolph deftly flicks his rope under March's body, catching it with his tail, and ties it over the clay-covered wound.
>
You nod to Korey finally.
OOC -- Korey says, "oooo a prehensile tail even!"
>
OOC -- You say, ":P"
OOC -- Torren says, "Won't touch that."

[Ra'Dorcha]

[OOC Page] from Kalle: "MAN. What the fuck? *eyes your stat:health = -3.0"

Checked with him and 0.0 is dead. Go me and my undead self.

[Sahra]

A spiral-horned deer moves from a northern stretch of sand to Basia.

> A spiral-horned deer takes one step forward and suddenly sinks waist deep in the white sand!

> Despite all efforts a spiral-horned deer's head sinks below the surface of the quicksand.

> stab deer with my javelin

You see no deer here.

heheheeee sucker!!! >_>

[Naia]

After the second time she revived him:

> You spend xxx of red's production resources. Drake's body will regain consciousness in 01s.
Drake appears to be regaining his consciousness.
> You peer at Drake amusedly, "You should be more careful with yourself."
Drake blinks his grey eyes openly.
Drake recognizes you.
Drake inwardly groans.

Now that's thanks for you ;).

[Kevin]

*sneaks another one in from the building process*
(Logged by Kalle over a year ago)

Kevin says, "Wait!"

You wait obediently.

Kevin says, "Age 213... we gotta introduce the hyper drive!"

You gasp, "Yes!"

Kalle puts it on his top priority todo list.

Kevin laughs amusedly.

[Skout_]

Originally posted by Kevin
*sneaks another one in from the building process*
(Logged by Kalle over a year ago)

Kevin says, "Wait!"

You wait obediently.

Kevin says, "Age 213... we gotta introduce the hyper drive!"

You gasp, "Yes!"

Kalle puts it on his top priority todo list.

Kevin laughs amusedly.

You know you're just trying to avoid the best one, Kev.

[ocannie]

Torren grins at Syn, "How is a Weed different from a Red?"
>
Syn peers at his dark skin.
>
Syn listens to Torren hesitantly, "How?"
>
Torren jokes with Syn, "No tan lines."
>
Syn laughs.

[Brian]

xxxxxx: if a god finds you worthy and you're in a dreamstate, do you remember it when you wake?
me: is this a theological question?

[Ragurk]

Anodyne arrives through a southern stretch of sand.
Anodyne blinks at you.
> You roar happily, "HELLO!"
You begin to search the sandy ground.

[Your search will take 1-2 minutes.
If you leave this area, the search will be abandoned.]

Anodyne shifts her feet backwardly.
Anodyne moves from a southern stretch of sand to a western stretch of sand.
Anodyne leaves through a western stretch of sand.

[KathyN]

> Basia considers, "Or even use all them damn jagged rocks to line up and create a message on the sand."
> Kevin grins at Basia.
> Kalle says to Basia, "That's not a bad idea. So many rocks per letter in the tribe's language."
> Basia nods to Kalle.
You grin, "You see a line of jagged rocks pointing south."
> Kevin nods, "A great way to use jagged rocks."
> Kalle thinks.
> Xoza turns 8 rocks into the letter A.
> Kalle giggles.
> Basia grins at Xoza.
> Kevin tells Kalle, "I can put that on my todo list."
You say to Xoza, "What's a letter A?"
> Xoza tells you, "The letter of the Day."
You grin, "Don't think we have an alphabet."
> Xoza grunts, "Great god Elmo say so."
Kevin says, "The one probalby would be the whole 'tribes' language thing.."
> Kalle nods at Kevin agreeably.
> Kevin says, "Unless we want a lot of languages coded up..."
Korey laughs out loud!
> Kalle tells Xoza, "Elmo is sleeping. Come back in ten eons when he wakes up."
> Kalle says, "He'll be reeeeeeeeal pissy tho."
> Xoza contemplates, "The Sesame Street faction..."
> Xoza grins at Kalle.
You giggle.

KathyN
:D

[Jase]

Leader Dolph sneaks behind Anodyne while she's distracted with painting.
>
Anodyne allows you to paint her.

You move from Morwyn to Anodyne.

You paint three squares on Anodyne's back using some blue paste.

You use the rest of some blue paste.
>
You chuckle.

Anodyne slides the back of her hand over her brow.

Anodyne squeaks.

Anodyne glances over her shoulder.

Anodyne notes her painted back unsuccessfully.

[Ra'Dorcha]

[Broadcast] "New crafting updates. See the boards folks. :)"
[Broadcast] "You know you love us. ;)"
[OOC Page] to Dusty: "Gratitous call for attention, eh? Well you're right. We do love ya."
[OOC Page] from Dusty: "Very gratuitous. I want love and recognition dang it! ;D"
[OOC Page] from Dusty: "And cookies! *lots* of cookies!"
[OOC Page] to Dusty: "I don't have any cookies. Unless that's the crafting update."
[OOC Page] to Dusty: "That's it. You added a cookie monster. We skin it and turn it's fur into cookies."
[OOC Page] from Dusty: "*gasp!* GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! AAAAAA!~"

[Dusty]

I'm hilarious. ;)

Yes... yes he is,
Dusty. :D

[Jase]

A dead fox arrives through a smooth ramp leading down.
>
You nod to a red ceramic pot.
>
March glances at a dead fox.
>
You scream.

[Mackrels]

Originally posted by Kalle
You seriously ask, "How will they make booze?"

You listen to Casper, Brian and Kevin concernedly.

Casper says to you, "Berries?" Brian says, "fermented fruits?"

Casper shrugs.

You say, "Berries..."

You nod thoughtfully.

You point at Brian, "I give you the honorable task of figuring out how they would make booze." You say, "Will."

Brian says, "people in prison mix fruit cocktails with um... some kind of liquid.."

Brian says, "all it takes is something fermentable."

You nod.

Brian nods, "I'd be honored."

You say, "What'd that be?"

You say, "Animal [insert-bodypart/-fluid/-whatever-here]?"

Brian says, "bananas and peaches would ferment, and we have them."

You say, "Oh."

You nod.

Brian says, "ew."

Brian says, "Dude.. try this.. it's fermented intestines. Good stuff. *hic*"

Casper grins at Brian.

Kevin laughs.

You say, "LOL!"

Brian shakes some intestines at Kevin.

I've been enjoying these forums and am eagerly awaiting MV's going public.

Not being an alpha tester I have no idea how you've approached fermenting, or even if it's been addressed, but just for the record, apples, peaches and grapes have so much yeast living on the skin that once juiced, unless you pastuerize the juice fermentation will happen automatically, all that's required is some waiting time.

The liquid part of bananas doesn't seperate well, and most berries aren't 'juicy' enough to bother with.

[Tinuviel]

PEACH BOOZE! :D

That's give them Weeds a dance to talk about ;)

[Kalle]

(another from the pre alpha dev days)

Bravely, the spirit speaks up, "My name is Kargh!"

The angelic beast negatively responds to the spirit, "Not a very good name. Can't you think of something better?"

The spirit tells the angelic beast, "Fuck you."

The angelic beast informs the spirit calmly, "You need to give me your name [type 'ask beast about name' to find out more]. Once you've given me your name, I will let you through the portal."

You laugh.

The spirit tells the angelic beast, "That is my name you dumb fucking AI."

The angelic beast chuckles richly, "Very well. So be it."

The dark portal beams with a bright gleam for a moment, before settling down to a shimmering quietness.

> look
You look around. Wild rain drums against the glazy, black surface beneath you.

Skout and you are standing near here. The angelic beast is standing against a shimmering portal. That is standing near Skout.

You say, "LMAO!"

You say, "THAT!"

You say, "God, that has to be badnamed."

That says, "Woah. Shit."

You giggle loudly.

That cackles.

That giggles, "Thats way to funny."

You amusedly shake your dirty head, "My god..."

[March]

OOC -- You say, ":) Next time on This Old Hut, we'll show you how to lay down a banana bark floor."

OOC -- Tinuviel says, "giggle"

OOC -- Tinuviel says, "and March here will be looking at ways to deer proof your conservatory without the use of a sharp stone!"

[Kalle]

[OOC Page] from Zai: "Hey, man. I blew up your troll."
[OOC Page] from Zai: "Suddenly, the troll explodes in an unbelievable mess. Yuck! You eye an ugly green troll cautiously. > bli[Feb 1 16:14:33] Oops! Your action could not be completed correctly, something went awry! Please report this to CE including a description of what you were doing (exactly what you typed) and what lead up to that."
[OOC Page] to Zai: "*laugh*"
[OOC Page] to Zai: "That's cool man."
[OOC Page] from Zai: "Dude, I sang the "I'm a little teapot" song to him and he freaking exploded! I'm rolling on the floor laughing here!"
[OOC Page] to Zai: "LMFAO"
[OOC Page] from Zai: "I'm cryin' with laughter here!"
[OOC Page] from Zai: "It's Monty Python's Holy Grail... Zai the troll slayer. :)"
[OOC Page] to Zai: "*cackles*"
[OOC Page] to Zai: "*quotes that for the funniest moment's thread*"

[March]

Leader Cottar tells a palm oasis, "Just in case I die, here is what I prayed: Hello. You likely have never heard of me, but I heard you are a war god. Because you killed my friend, I declare war on you. We can settle this amicably if you return Anodyne, or you can kill me too, or maybe, I'll put a rock between your eyeballs. I'm getting rather good. I'm Cottar Birdbrainer by the way."
Aryn deals Leader Cottar 100000 damage.
<Raas speaks: Leader Cottar is unconscious.>
Leader Cottar collapses to the ground, unconscious.
Guild-mistress Morwyn lifts her eyebrow subtly.
A brown fox slinks in through a western stretch of sand.

A spiral-horned deer strides in through a northern stretch of sand.
Tristam grunts, "Hes gone too."
> l cottar
You see no cottar here.
> frown quietly
You frown quietly.

OOC, I was laughing my butt off... 100000 damage?

"Aryn has 1337 zk!11z!"

[Aryn]

:)

[KathyN]

You nod.

A jagged rock is buried under the sand.

OOC -- You say, "ok that was wierd"

OOC -- You say, "did you see that?"

OOC -- Basia says, "no kidding *squints*"
Joe the snake moves flowingly.

OOC -- Basia says, "Yep"
Basia smiles at you, "that good idea, me was going say same to Chaya."

A jagged rock is buried under the sand.

OOC -- Basia says, "Maybe after a while they do that now, like if rocks are on the sand to long eventually they're burried?"

[OOC Page] to Kalle: "hey what's with the rocks? 'A jagged rock is buried under the sand.' suddenly appeared on screen. Are those things really cleverly disguised lizards?"

> @ooc 'heheh I think maybe they do a routine cleanup to decrease lag

You suspiciously gaze at a jagged rock.

Basia gives a jagged rock a sideways glance.

You move from a cherry tomato bush to a jagged rock.

You poke a jagged rock with your painted horn-tipped javelin.
You say, "Hmmm."

You peer at a jagged rock, "This one seems to be dead."

Basia grins at two jagged rocks, "Maybe sleeping?"

You nod wisely, "Could be."


:D
KathyN

[MV Karen]

> who
3 online [May 24 17:56]
Faction hej:
- Awake: You greet the mighty Kevin, You smile at Kalle and The Karen

[Brian]

Kalle says, "It should be this."
Kalle tells Kevin, "Okay."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
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Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."
Kalle tells Kevin, "PLEASE ONLY READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. THE ABOVE IS STUPID."

Just a lil somethin from the ramping-up-to-beta days.

[Kalle]

*lol* It's uh.. not as bad as it looks. *glance*

[ocannie]

You smile at the angelic beast, "Hello there. Can I have a name?"
>
The angelic beast randomly nods at you, "No."

[Kalle]

[OOC Page] from Queen Vivienne@Marrach: "17 hours to go, eh?"

[Kevin]

Kalle nods to you, "Yeah. Sh-t happens, then you die. But before then ---"
Kalle yowls piercingly, "IT'S MORTALIS BETA!"
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*eyeshift*

[AdamTG]

An ugly green troll grumbles at you, "Don't have nothin' on ya, eh? Well, I prefer gold, but if you're broke, I'll have to settle for something else. Can you dance, or sing? Even a story would be something."
> ask troll about story
An ugly green troll doesn't know anything about that.
> tell troll "I will tell you a story.
You tell an ugly green troll, "I will tell you a story."
An ugly green troll nods boredly, "None of you are ever very good at storytelling, not that I've ever seen, anyway, but it's something."
An ugly green troll gestures exasperatedly at you, "Come on, then. Let's hear your tale.. and try to have some plot."
> tell troll "Long ago, there was a tribe of men called the Ulanti. They honored the spirits for what they were, but they had no concept of gods.
You tell an ugly green troll, "Long ago, there was a tribe of men called the Ulanti. They honored the spirits for what they were, but they had no concept of gods."
An ugly green troll thinks, "That's too short. MORE!"
An ugly green troll thinks, "That's too short. MORE!"
An ugly green troll grunts, "That's too short. MORE!"
> tell troll "I was only beginning. An Ulanti brave named Carrik felt uncontent with this life, and decided to go in search of a path to follow. He wandered long, until he came to a cave where clouds came up from the earth.
You tell an ugly green troll, "I was only beginning. An Ulanti brave named Carrik felt uncontent with this life, and decided to go in search of a path to follow. He wandered long, until he came to a cave where clouds came up from the earth."
An ugly green troll smiles satisfiedly, "Not as bad as the last few, I suppose. Go ahead over, then."
An ugly green troll lumbers off out of sight.
> blink
You blink.
> "I wasn't done yet...
You say, "I wasn't done yet..."
> "But all right.
You say, "But all right."
>

[Bloodlust]

Tvurk arrives through a northern stretch of white sand.
You glimpse at a slanted date palm, a tall banana tree and a tall coconut tree.
Tvurk moves from a northern stretch of white sand to a western stretch of white sand.
Zesa takes a bite of her peeled banana.
Tvurk leaves through a western stretch of white sand.
Tvurk arrives through a western stretch of white sand.
Zesa finishes eating her peeled banana.
Tvurk moves from a western stretch of white sand to an eastern stretch of white sand.
Tvurk leaves through an eastern stretch of white sand.
Tvurk arrives through an eastern stretch of white sand.
Azhran picks a reed from a bed of reeds.
Tvurk ponders.
Zesa watches the dust trails Tvurk leaves.
You grin at Zesa.
Zesa considers her banana peel.
Tvurk chuckles.
Tvurk leaves through an eastern stretch of white sand.
Zesa moves from a slanted date palm to the sand.
Zesa strategically places a banana peel on the sand.
You laugh at Zesa.

Tvurk goes BOINK! ;D

[Dark Zesa]

> You ask Zazo and Ren also, "What do you value most?"
> Harvest continues to search the sand.
> Zazo asks you, "Value most?"
> Zazo answers you then, "Loyalty. Loyalty to tribe, loyalty to friends...."
> You nod to Harvest surely.
> Harvest takes some grey paste.
> Ren continues to search the sandy ground.
> Harvest begins to search the sand.
> Zazo babbles long-windedly.
> Harvest searches the sand.
> You consider Ren's head distantly.
> Ren gazes vapidly.
> Zazo starts to turn blue as she forgets to breathe and continues to babble about loyalty and eventually mentions random stuff like toe fungus.
> Ren babbles onward, "I went with Harvest too, and we searched things and came back here and they put things on my head. And leaves on me and I put them over there, but then I do not understand what Zazo says somtime."
> Ren says randomly, "I ate paste."
> Zazo breathes eventually.
> Harvest finds nothing.
> Ren agrees with Zazo anyway.

[Trisan]

It's 4 am here and I just couldn't help but laugh at this. Sorry!

March gazes helplessly at Adali, "Ho."

[Nanakii]

(edited slightly for length)

An old long-tailed bird spreads its wings and takes off into the air.
Lin moves from Las to an old long-tailed bird.
An old long-tailed bird storms growlingly to Kosan.
An old long-tailed bird takes 6 damage!
[New round. Action order is: Vorm, Abel, Timoi, Lin, Kosan]
[It's Vorm's turn.]
--+ an old long-tailed bird leaves the battle due to death.
--+ Timoi leaves the battle in victory.
--+ Lin leaves the battle in victory.
--+ Abel leaves the battle in victory.
Timoi cheers.
Lin moves from the air to an old long-tailed bird.
Lin steps to an old long-tailed bird.
Lin sits down on an old long-tailed bird, "So.. why did we kill this again?"
Las suggests to Lin lightly, "To eat it?"
Vorm says, "lets pluck it first."
You raise your eyebrows at Lin, "What else are birds for?"
Timoi says, "it is not dead yet right?"
Caska plucks an old long-tailed bird.
Lin tells Timoi, "It looks pretty dead to me.."
Timoi approaches an old long-tailed bird.
Timoi plucks an old long-tailed bird's feathers.
An old long-tailed bird tries to bite Timoi.
An old long-tailed bird deals Timoi 3 damage.
Caska squeaks surprisedly.
Caska quickly moves.
Timoi tries to bite an old long-tailed bird.
Efia arrives through a meandrous crevice.
Vorm approaches an old long-tailed bird.
Vorm moves to an old long-tailed bird.
An old long-tailed bird spots Efia instantly.
You shriek, "It has returned from the dead?"
Efia grins at an old long-tailed bird.
Caska moves away from an old long-tailed bird.
Caska moves to Kosan.
OOC -- Lin says, "Wtf, is the bird dead or not?"
An old long-tailed bird takes 4 damage!
--+ an old long-tailed bird leaves the battle due to death.
--+ Timoi leaves the battle in victory.
Timoi tries to bite an old long-tailed bird.
Kosan approaches an old long-tailed bird.
An old long-tailed bird dies from its wounds.
Kosan strangles a long-tailed, dead bird.
Kosan takes a long-tailed, dead bird.
Efia watches Kosan, Timoi, Vorm, Caska, Lin, Las and you amusedly.
Caska blinks confusedly.
Kosan cheers, "I strangled the bastard!"

[Dark Zesa]

> You step closely to the base of a small stone boulder, find your first handhold, and begin the slow climb toward the top.
> You methodically work your way up the cliff side, inching closer and closer to your goal.
> You feel your strength beginning to wane. The difficulty of the climb is beginning to seem too great.
> You mutter to yourself, "Not used to this. Mazes, fine. Cracks, fine. Fissures, fine.."
> Your muscles fail you and you lose your footing, tumbling backward toward the ground!
> You hit the ground with a loud crunch! You may have broken something..
> You lie down on the stony ground, "Holes, fine."
> You stare at the deep blue sky perturbedly, "Boulders, not fine."


:( Poor Zesa. She can manage cracks, nooks, holes, crannies, fissures, mazes - but not a boulder.

[Hector]

Originally posted by Trisan
It's 4 am here and I just couldn't help but laugh at this. Sorry!

March gazes helplessly at Adali, "Ho."

March acts really respectful usually, but I think that it is going over the line a little to say that, particularly to an immortal, considerations of the "water trade" aside.

the Mizu Shobai (http://www.davidappleyard.com/japan/jp23.htm)

[Dark Zesa]

> You hear a woman calling "Hakuna Matata... What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata... Ain't no passing craaaaaaaaaze! It means no worriiiiies for the rest of your daaaaaayyyys. It's our problem freeeeee philosophyyyyyyyy. Hakuna Matataaaa..." from a southern stretch of sand.

[Adali]

Originally posted by Hector
March acts really respectful usually, but I think that it is going over the line a little to say that, particularly to an immortal, considerations of the "water trade" aside.

the Mizu Shobai (http://www.davidappleyard.com/japan/jp23.htm)

<smites you all for 500000000 damage>

[Adali]

Irony is : You feel a little thirsty.

[Epenyne]

[BLANK's dead, spine-covered lizard deals you 2 damage.]

[Earen]

You lay on your belly.
>
Sabrina shifts her legs.
>
Sabrina straddles your ass partially.

[Dark Zesa]

> Harvest looks drake up and down.
> You bounce on your feet, "Can we find more stuff?"
> OOC -- Drake says, "Oooo... cinder. Gotta love that about this game. You can really get an original looking character, and they continue to change ! :D"
> OOC -- You say, "*grins*"
> Harvest grunts at you, "Me think Drake make good breeding meat for tribe one day."
> OOC -- Syn says, ":)"
> Drake takes a bone knife from his diamond-patterned snake skin bag.
> Harvest supplies Dark Warriors with 20 bamboo-resources!
> You choke suddenly.
>

^^^Please use @afk^^^

OOC -- You will be away from your keyboard laughingly.
Syn blinks.
> Drake raises his eyebrows at Harvest.
> Syn stares at Harvest speechlessly.
> Drake sidewardly glances at Syn.
> Harvest tilts her head at Drake, "Mrrm.. Short though."
> Drake glances to you and Harvest again.
> Syn finishes gutting Syn's dead vulture.
> Drake stares pensively.
> Zesa reruns the image of Harvest dragging Drake around by the hair to a nearby cave.
> Drake shakes his head quickly.
> Drake focuses on his dead snake.
> OOC -- Syn says, "LMAO"
> Using his bone knife, Drake begins to gut Drake's dead snake's belly.
> OOC -- Harvest says, "*laughs*"
> OOC -- Syn will be away from his keyboard, "One sec. *laughs*"
> OOC -- Drake says, ";)"
Harvest gnaws on her slight wound.
> Drake coughs once.
> Drake faces you calmly, "We needed skin?"
> Drake shows his snake-skin obviously.
> > You approach the sandy ground.
> You stand on the sandy ground.
> OOC -- You say, "Drat, missed much after Syn went afk"
> OOC -- Drake says, "Just Drake gutting his snake, basically"
> Harvest examines Drake's chest.
> You concede to Harvest stoically, "Yes, yes he will."
> Harvest examines Drake's arms.
> Harvest examines Drake's ass.
> Drake notices Harvest.
> You needily bite your tongue.
> Drake shifts uncomfortably.
> You redden your face gradually.
> OOC -- Harvest says, "hahahaha"
> You clear your throat seriously, "Ya. Tent."
> You point vaguely, "That way."
> Drake glances randomly.
> Drake furrows his forehead at you.
> Zesa gestures southish.
> Drake gladly slides to his feet.
>> Drake moves from an eastern stretch of sand to a southern stretch of sand.
> Drake hurries to a southern stretch of sand.
> Drake glances backwardly at you and Harvest.
> Harvest grunts at you, "Harvest not ready to breed yet. Must make muscles bigger. When time come, Harvest take Drake to tent."
> Drake leaves through a southern stretch of sand.
> You nod to Harvest, "Sounds like a plan to me."
> OOC -- You say, "*wipes tears from eyes*"

[Kalle]

After asking me a bit about how learning new products works:

[OOC Page] from Kaken: "It says I'm not skilled enough to do that, or does that just mean I don't have the right ingredients?"
[OOC Page] to Kaken: "No, it means you can't do that. You gotta get better."
[OOC Page] from Kaken: "I will get better! I will try my hardest."
[OOC Page] to Kaken: "That is well, my son. Make me proud."
[OOC Page] from Kaken: "But papa, there is only so much a boy can do with one arm."
[OOC Page] from Kaken: "Our rations are low and I am afraid Mary is growing ill."

[Osric]

You begin to enter a cave.

You come to a dry and parched desert region.

You are standing near a small cave. A massive lizard is standing near a southwestern stretch of sand.

You blink.

You slide westwardly.

You slide southwardly.

A massive lizard allows you to flip it.
You move from a small cave to a massive lizard.

You flip off a massive lizard.


(That'll teach it!)

[PotatoHead]

--+ Zza leaves the battle in retreat.
--+ Vary leaves the battle in retreat.
Laralie swoops the deer bone club down on a massive lizard.
A massive lizard takes 11 damage!
--+ a massive lizard leaves the battle due to death.
--+ Romali leaves the battle in victory.
--+ Laralie leaves the battle in victory.
The fox bone club slams into a massive lizard's body.
Vary says, "Too strong."
A massive lizard tries to bite Romali.
Vary cheers.
A massive lizard dies from its wounds.
You clap approvingly.
You rub your serious wound ruefully, "Poison get in blood."
OOC -- Vary says, "a death reflex!"
Romali pokes a dead, massive lizard.
You take a painted bone knife from your lizard skin bag.
Romali says, "So there."
> Using your painted bone knife, you begin to gut a dead, massive lizard. [This will take 59s.]
Vary says, "Bleed lizard?"
You nod, "If want.. bleed now."
You say, "While Zza gut."
Laralie sits down near a dead, massive lizard.
You are extracting a skin. [This will take 02m 06s.]
Laralie removes a deer bone club.
Vary starts molding a red clay into something.
Laralie puts her deer bone club in her lizard skin bag.
A dead, massive lizard deals Romali 2 damage.
A massive lizard bites Romali.
You laugh suddenly.
Laralie giggles.
Romali peeps.
You tell Romali, "Not stick hand in mouth."
Laralie tells Romali, "careful."
OOC -- Romali says, "It says... [It's a dead, massive lizard's turn.] O.O Eep!"

----
Now that is a tough lizard. Not just a death reflex right after dying, but waits till its been gutted and is having its skin removed for that final lunge.

[Quetzal]

After a visit from Avani:


> OOC -- Raza says, "gods should appear too. its unfair towomen!"
> OOC -- You say, "They do. :)"
> OOC -- March says to Raza, "They do indeed."
> OOC -- Raza says, ":D"
> OOC -- Raza says, "are they naked too?"

:D

[Dzera]

Quetzal tisks, "If people can eat ass, they can paint it too."

Oh goodness, that killed me!

[Ren]

A massive lizard allows you to run it.
You move from a northeastern stretch of sand to a massive lizard.
You run to a massive lizard.
You hug a massive lizard.
A massive lizard shies away from your touch.
You sit down on a massive lizard.
You call, "LOOK!"
Dagrien arrives through a northeastern stretch of sand.
You say, "It's letting me ride on its back!"

A deer bone, fox bone and rodent bone altar of Raas, a colorful rock and lava-rock altar of Chaya, a project site and a lava-rock and small vulture skull altar of Aryn are standing near here. Dagrien and a massive lizard are standing near a northeastern stretch of sand. You are sitting on a massive lizard.

Dagrien glances at you, "Ren... that's unsafe."
You scoff.
You say, "If it was so unsafe I would be dead, besides I know all about lizards."
Dagrien notes a massive lizard's frothing mouth warily.
A massive lizard extends its long reptilian tongue fully.
You swing your leg over a massive lizard easily.
You stand up next to a massive lizard.
Dagrien remains unsettled.
You shoo a massive lizard.
You push a massive lizard southward.
You shove a massive lizard.
A massive lizard moves from a northeastern stretch of sand to a southern stretch of sand.
A massive lizard leaves through a southern stretch of sand.
You almost stumble.
You catch yourself.
You brush your hands cleanly.
OOC -- You say, "HAH It left south too!"
OOC -- You say, "*is HIGHLY amused*"

[Ren]

You ask, "What is it?"
Efia sniffs a charred mark.
You poke a charred mark.
Valis peers at Efia curiously.
Valis glances at Ashmore's body.
OOC -- Zesa says, "CSI Mortalis"
Valis points at a bamboo and fur tent.
Valis nods.
OOC -- Efia says, "*cackles*"
OOC -- Valis says, "Ha! :D "
Zesa moves from the entrance to Ashmore's body.
Zesa releases Ashmore's body.
Zesa releases Ashmore's body.
OOC -- Harvest says, "But I wanna be more like Batman.."
OOC -- Zesa says, "*giggles*"

[Ren]

Harvest moves from the entrance to a charred mark.
Harvest rubs her painted ass on a charred mark.
OOC -- Valis says to Harvest, "The evidence is subjected to a battery of sophisticated testing..."

[squiggle]

You tell March, "March hard."

OOC -- You say, "...working. March hard working."

You move from March to a project site.

You pad back to a project site.

You sit down near a project site.

OOC -- Sepulus says, "LOL! Wasn't gonna touch that...."

OOC -- You say, "-.- Don't go there."

Sepulus starts arranging a project site.

OOC -- March says, "Yes, get your "Mortal Beach Boys Calendar -- Year 1... March is Mr. July."

[Lasaine]

Chieftain Pugil blows his painted hunting horn celibately.
The blare from the horn hangs in the air.
You hear a congratulatory blare coming from an eastern stretch of white sand.

[March]

[OOC Page] to Kalle: "You can now choose nostril-style! .... booger-filled, clean, hairy, ordinary."

[March]

Kalle deals Kalle 10000 damage.
Kalle collapses to the ground, unconscious.

Reviving Kalle's body will cost 1407.492 production resources and will take 19h 32m 55s. Do you wish to proceed?
Type @YES or @NO to respond to this question.

[OOC Page] from Kalle's mind: "Reviving in 5s"

Kalle appears to be regaining his consciousness.
Kalle says, "k."
Kalle asks, "That worked?"

OOC -- You say, "Kalle deals Kalle 10000 damage. Kalle collapses to the ground, unconscious. Reviving Kalle's body will cost 1407.492 production resources and will take 19h 32m 55s. Do you wish to proceed?"

OOC -- You say, "Sorry, but I was going to leave you dead."
OOC -- Kalle says, "*lol*"
OOC -- Kalle says, "You bastard."

[Dark Zesa]

After a bit of searching you find a jagged rock!
> Syn finds nothing.
> Syn raises his owlish amber eyes slowly to you.
> You snort briefly.
Syn stares at you disbelievingly, "Gods..."
> Syn shakes you, "You found a jagged rock!"
> Syn cries happily, "WE'RE SAVED!"
> You blink at Syn laughingly.
> Syn wipes his owlish amber eyes briefly.

[March]

Ding! You've got sacrifice. BSPOL (Bright Shining Place Online)

[Kalle]

Liko pleads with you, "Don't do it!"

You say, "alright!"

You laugh.
Liko kneels near you.
Liko bows repeatedly to you.

-Kalle.

[Roccon]

Hector pets a young perky-eared rodent.

> A young perky-eared rodent sighs at Hector contently.

Dzera asks Hector hopefully, "Can I come near and pet him?"

> March watches a young perky-eared rodent curiously.

> Hector muses, "Maybe I'll name him Boreas."

:D

[Samaurant]

LOL

[Vary]

You move from a northern stretch of sand to a large firepit.
You put a coconut shell on a large firepit.
Napua says, "That some very good gossip."
A coconut shell slowly breaks apart and sizzles in the fire.
You say, "Gossip?"
You frown "Coconut break?"
A coconut shell suddenly explodes sending sparks and sticky bits of meat and juice flying in all directions.
Syn yelps.
Syn coos.
Zesa squeals.
Napua stickily feels her face.
Zesa dives behind Syn.
You sigh.
Zesa comments to Syn belatedly, "Better than peach pit."
You say, "Vary try to cook."
Shombay wetly brushes his straight, dark red hair, "Need warning next time that happen."
Napua wipes her mouth with her tongue tastily.
Syn nods vigorously, "Wow!"
Syn giggles at Shombay.
You blush.

[Harvest]

You begin to mix some red paste and some white paste together... [This will take 01m.]
You produce some light-topaz paste.


> Tora blinks thoughtfully at some light-topaz paste, "That same colors Tora mix for light-rose."
> OOC -- Tora says, "Hrm, wonder what happens if you know both, and tried to mix white and red? Would it be the light-topaz or the light-rose?"
OOC -- You say, " I have no idea what would happen.. that's kinda weird though"
OOC -- You say, "create some kinda paint paradox maybe *snicker*"
> OOC -- Ren says, "OOooooo"
> OOC -- Ren says, "Dude, and the game would end. That is how Beta will end!"
OOC -- You say, "*laughs* The end of the world because of paint"
> OOC -- Tora says to Ren, "The world ends in a confusion of colors? Definitely be different. :D"
OOC -- You say, "You produce some end-of-the-world paste."
> OOC -- Tora says, "Thank you, have a nice afterlife. :P"

[ocannie]

Aryn speaks to you, "Mortal, kneel and heed my words."
>
You kneel suddenly near a large firepit.
>
You ignore a dry and parched wasteland suddenly.
>
You watch a diagonal five-star constellation exclusively.
>
Harvest glances at you.
>
Aryn speaks to you, "Thy chief is returning. Upon her return, thou shalt strike her three times with the club in thine hands. That is the payment for the favor I granted her."
>
Zesa arrives through a southern stretch of sand.

Aryn speaks to you, "If she does not stand after the first or second, then such shall suffice."
>
You giggle suddenly to yourself.
>
You see Zesa peripherally.

You pray to Aryn, "I shall gladly do as you say."
>
Aryn approvingly speaks to you, "I am pleased, Efia."
>
The connection with Aryn ends.
You call to Zesa, "Wait..."
>
Zesa tilts her head at you.

Syn wonders about you.
>
You turn your gaze to Zesa.
>
You bite your thin lower lip briefly, "I have been asked to give payment for the favor the War God has granted you."
>
You carefully stand up near a large firepit.
>
Zesa pausingly hears you.
>
Syn unsurely glances at Zesa.
>
Zesa glances at the deep blue sky briefly.
>
You take a rodent bone club from your deer hide bag.
>
Zesa ruffles her straight, pitch hair thoughtfully.
>
You eye your rodent bone club amusedly, "I'm supposed to strike you with this three times."
>
Syn blinks amusedly.
>
Zesa asks you eventually, "With that, or period?"
>
You shrug, "He said with the club in my hands."

And the gods have been outsmarted :)

[Aryn]

*shakes fist from above*

[Chaya]

Shombay habitually covers his black diamond-patterned snake skin loincloth, "First concern is keep danglie bits."


:D

[Dzera]

Mungo tells you, "... And no one want piss in their meat..."


Smart mortal, that Mungo.

[March]

Waiting to use the training grounds.

OOC -- Hanuman says, "Bleah, Chicago is not supposed to get to 100 degrees F"
Las remarks to you passingly, "I think if all it took was a little running to feel stronger we could all be very stong by now."
Las continues absorbedly.
You grin.
OOC -- You say to Hanuman, "Hot town, summer in the city!"
OOC -- Hanuman says to you, "Back of my neck *is* dirty and gritty..."
OOC -- You say, "Been down, isn't it a pity? Diggers seem to be a shadow of a city."

(Next two lines were -simultaneous-...)

OOC -- You say to Hector, "All around people being struck dead..."
OOC -- Hanuman says, "Running around, Hector looking half dead"

OOC -- You say, ":)"
OOC -- You say, "Glad we were thinking along the same lines."
OOC -- Hanuman says, " :)"
OOC -- You deferentially say to Hanuman, "Bring it home, soul bruthah!"
OOC -- Hanuman says, "Walking on the sands, hotter than March's head!"
OOC -- You musically say, "But at night, it's a mortal world... go out and kill a squirrel..."
OOC -- Hanuman says, "Come on Evangeline, dance all night"
OOC -- You say, "Despite the tribes it'll be alright!"
OOC -- Hanuman says, "whee"
OOC -- Las says, "*applauds*"
OOC -- Hanuman says, "With a few tweaks, it'd be forum post-worthy"
OOC -- You say, ":)"
OOC -- You say, "How about 'hotter than Aryn's head'?"
OOC -- You say, "I can hear the sound of hunting horns dubbed in the background rather than the traffic noises."

[Ren]

OOC -- Harvest says, "Mwahahaha! I hold all the power of the Dark Stone tribe! And I shall use all the production points to build EEEVILL!"
Harvest searches the blowing dust.
OOC -- Zazo approvingly says to Harvest, "Go you!"
Harvest begins to search the blowing dust.
Harvest searches the blowing dust.
OOC -- Harvest says, "Right after I find something cool in the dust, though. Then, for sure, evil."

[Harvest]

You crouch down near a brawny young minotaur, "Bet no expect see Harvest again, hmm?"
> Pugil examines a void.
You glance over your shoulder at Pugil.
> Pugil feels a void.
> Ren watches Pugil.
> Ren says, "I wouldn't touch it."
> Ren widens her bright ashen eyes, "It might eat you."
> rub my butt on minotaur's face
You rub your painted ass on Tvurk's face.
> Ren blinks at you.
OOC -- You say, "hahahahaa!"
> Ren laughs suddenly.
> Pugil tells Ren, "I think it's the way out."
> Ren tells Pugil laughingly, "No, it will eat you."
> Ren points to a void, "Hello!"
> Ren says, "Massive thing that is nothing. That is bad."
> Ren examines a void.
You take some white paste from your painted black deer hide bag.
> Pugil shrugs.
> paint a dot on minotaur's nose with my white paste
[This will take 10s.]
You start painting on a brawny young minotaur with some white paste.
> Ren tells Pugil, "Awww."
> You finish painting a brawny young minotaur.
> Ren whines at Pugil, "I don't want you to die I just made up with you."
> exa minotaur's nose
You examine Tvurk's painted snoutish cow nose.
A brawny young minotaur's snoutish cow nose. A dot has been painted on it in white.
> You suddenly catch a whiff of ash and the smell of freshly turned earth surrounds you. The air goes ice cold and the light dims into shadow. The shadow suddenly coalesces into the form of Raas.
It's now bright here, rather than dim.
> Ren blinks at Raas.
You stand up suddenly near a brawny young minotaur.
You hide some white paste behind your painted back.
> Ren beams at Raas fully.
You gulp.


( Just a little word to the wise, this is what happens when you leave 3 mortals alone in an immortal house. Or maybe it's just what happens when you leave Harvest anywhere.. )

[Sabrina]

Sitting in the well and Poncho asked Sabrina if he can eat Meep, Sabrina's Rodent.

Suddenly, I get this, I'm sorry, it just cracked me up - maybe its just me :

Meep, the perky-eared rodent moves from Sabrina to an eastern stretch of sand.

Meep, the perky-eared rodent scampers out through an eastern stretch of sand.

You move from a low wall to an eastern stretch of sand.

You begin to enter an eastern stretch of sand.

You come to a dry and parched desert region.

You and Meep, the perky-eared rodent are standing near a western stretch of sand.


Meep, the perky-eared rodent chatters to you exclusively.

:D :D

[Boh]

>.> The rodents know more than they show.

Tell no one!

[Dark Zesa]

> Odd, squeaky sounds come out in Syn's attempt to play a decorated reed flute.
> Syn begins to play a rapid tune on a decorated reed flute.
Daughter, the young raven squawks insolently.


Children are so supportive.


:rolleyes:

[Chaya]

I get this emit during the whole disciple thing:

Disciple! Kalle For Disciple! Cha cha cha! Cha cha cha! Cha cha cha! Cha cha cha! Kalle For Disciple! Kalle For Disciple! Cha cha cha! Cha cha cha! Cha cha cha! Cha cha cha!"


I think Kalle wins.

[Roccon]

> Ruth offers her strip of light-topaz deer hide to March.
> March acceptingly strips.

[Tora]

He does that alot. :D

I've seen him acceptingly hide, bark, snake, rock...

[Boh]

Acrimon raises Guild-master March's broad eyebrow, "They may already know some."


- That so cracked me up oocly.

[Boh]

Aryn tumbles to the ground nearby with a loud thud.

- Something about the god of War landing on his ass that cracks me up. >.> Just don't tell him I said so ;D

[Acrimon]

Adaine bows her decorated painted hunting horn constructively.

Made me laugh. See the power of a single letter.

[Boh]

OOC -- Romali says, "Hanuman makes me think about bananas."

:D

[Boh]

> hit lizard with my sharp rock
[New round. Action order is: Boh, an adult spine-covered lizard]
[It's your turn.]
You swoop the bloody sharp rock down on an adult spine-covered lizard.
[It's an adult spine-covered lizard's turn.]
[Opponent check. 17 vs 9]
An adult spine-covered lizard takes 12 damage!
--+ an adult spine-covered lizard leaves the battle due to death.
--+ Boh leaves the battle in victory.
The bloody sharp rock hits an adult spine-covered lizard's body.
Your attempt to crush an adult spine-covered lizard results in: success.
An adult spine-covered lizard moves from a northern stretch of sand to a western stretch of sand.
An adult spine-covered lizard quickly moves out through a western stretch of sand.
You move from a northern stretch of sand to a western stretch of sand.
You begin to enter a western stretch of sand.
You come to a dry and parched desert region.

You and an adult spine-covered lizard are standing near an eastern stretch of sand.

An adult spine-covered lizard dies from its wounds.
>


:eek: I don't know my own strength, clocked that lizard flyin. *grin*

[March]

A young long-tailed bird exposes to you.

I've been flashed by a bird!

[Boh]

Adaine goggles.

I know it was a typo, but how exactly does one goggle?

[March]

Goggles, the modern eye protectors, were named after the far more ancient verb.

To goggle, according to Websters, means "to stare with wide or protuberant eyes."

Oddly, the etymological Anglo-Saxon origin "gogelen" meant "to squint" instead.

[Boh]

A dead fox is standing near a southwestern stretch of white sand.

EEK! :eek:

[March]

Omigod that was a good cookie.

[Acrimon]

> March spits at a flickering circular constellation.
> OOC -- March says, "Ooo..."
> OOC -- March says, "typo!!"
> March spots a flickering circular constellation.

[Chaya]

Originally posted by Acrimon
> March spits at a flickering circular constellation.
> OOC -- March says, "Ooo..."
> OOC -- March says, "typo!!"
> March spots a flickering circular constellation.


It better be a typo, or someone has a date with a lightening bolt. :D

[March]

Meep! Typo!!

(ducks)

[Quetzal]

Dzera barely touches her painted palm to your tightly curled, night-sky hair.
Dzera finds nothing.

Too young to go bald!!

[Boh]

[WARNING: You are so exhausted that continuing will wound your body physically. To abort, leave the area or the structure you are razing!]
a brown clay hut deals you 1 damage.
You are now suffering from a few scratches!
You inflict damage upon a brown clay hut.


Die hut! DIIIIIE!!! Muhahahaha (just something funny about fighting a hut)

[Mazu]

While molding a healing hut:

> Acrimon says, "Moldin', moldin', moldin'. Keep thay clay a moldin'. Deer hide!"

You add, "Mold it up! Thatch it down! Deer hiiiiide!"

[Acrimon]

<Adali wounds Teyhas (25)>
<Zesa heals Teyhas (10)>
<Adali wounds Teyhas (10)>
<Acrimon stifles a grin.>
<Zesa snickers.>
<Zesa heals Teyhas (10)>
<Adali wounds Teyhas (10)>
<Zesa heals Teyhas (5)>
<Adali wounds Teyhas (5)>
<Zesa heals Teyhas (15)>
<Adali tells from the mortal realm, "You may stop that">
<Zesa bursts into laughter and submits to her most adept "sibling" Adali.>
<Adali wounds Teyhas (15)>
<Evangeline speaks: observes interestedly>
<Zesa smiles at Adali in a sincerely apologetic way, "I could not help it. I am sorry.>
Evangeline whistles lowly.
<Adali heals Teyhas (25)>

[Dzera]

A muffin shaped aura flares up around Romali.
Romali bounces.
March notes Romali's aura, a muffin shaped aura oddly.
An innertube flares up around Romali.
March oddly watches Romali's aura, an innertube.
Romali spins.
Romali says, "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
Romali rolls on her aura, an innertube happily.

You new gods are having WAY too much fun!

[Dzera]

And we have more..

A pre-historic mime in a box flares up around Romali.
Moof peeks at Romali.
March squints at Romali curiously.
March spots Romali's aura, a pre-historic mime in a box.
Romali pokes her aura, a pre-historic mime in a box.
Romali giggles.
A ring of dancing, purple seahorses flares up around Romali.
March cheers Romali's aura, a ring of dancing, purple seahorses.
Romali dances with her aura, a ring of dancing, purple seahorses.
A dancing rodent flares up around Romali.
Romali peeps.
Romali runs from her aura, a dancing rodent.
Romali says, "Now that just wierd."
A large sheet of bubblewrap flares up around Romali.
Romali allows you to pop her.
You move from an Evangeline shrine to Romali.
You pop Romali's aura, a large sheet of bubblewrap delightedly.
Romali pops her aura, a large sheet of bubblewrap repeatedly, "Popopopopopop."
Romali rolls on her aura, a large sheet of bubblewrap noisily.


(OOC and things not pertaining to silly auras have been taken out)

[Quetzal]

> Dzera cuts foxily with her horn knife.

[Peek]

A glimmering shower of golden petals flares up around you.

....golden shower?
>.> i don't think i like that so much

[Acrimon]

Zesa prattles onwardly, "And this one time, at Immortal camp..."