Guess What

[Yaoi]

After seeig LotR fifty-million times.. I came to the following conclusion:

Yaoi is an elf

Explaination:
Dwarves hate Elves:: Quilpy-Poo Hates Me
Elves are psychically enabled::I'm psychically enabled
Elves use magick::I use magick<thanx to Parser Abuse>
Elve's are commonly tall and slender slightly muscular with fair to tanned skin::I'm a tall toned man of tan complexion.
Elves are beautiful::I'm beautiful
Elves commonly have almond-shaped eyes of light pale colours::Mine are almond shaped and violet.


THank you I'm done ranting

Yaoi Tachi
~kai~

[Stix]

Is Yaoi wise and immortal?

[Sirias]

Yaoi is an elf. he named me a hobbit.
its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair.its not fair. its not fair! im short ... not .. .. that short... and im SO not stocky! im COMPACT.... aka little..small build... compact muscles... cute as hell but not STOCKY! lol...



im... a half elf. that's final. im all those things that you are, except tall. im a half elf. for crying out loud.. im not a hobbit.. not a hobbit...(mumbles mindlessly and wanders off)

[Yaoi]

Yaoi is very Wise.. and hence far immortal.. since he can be repeatedly reborn.. and in the castle everythign lives forever unless you accidently fall into the furnace.

~kai~

[Stix]

Too bad he doesn't have pointy ears then! :D

[Sirias]

Fine you Buttmunchers.
DONT PAY ANY ATTENTION TO POOR NEGLECTED SIRIAS THE
@#$%ING HOBBIT! (grumbles...grumbles...)

But mister Frrodo ser, If I take one more step, it's be the furthest from Yaoi I've ever been. (Frrodo walks to Sirias and pulls at his arm.)
'Come on Siri.
(and Frrodo promptly throws Sirias in th dungeon. Frrodo snickers evilly and tosses his stolen Watch key into the air and catches it again, locks the door and runs away to find Yaoi)

muttering 'Now he's mine! mine! mine!

(and a newly named gollum promptly beats the shit out of him with a stolen rapier that belongs to Faer.)

dont ask