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  • Kenderaela
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    -I was waiting in line for dance lessons with the Handome Courier.

    -The Cook wouldn't let me out of the Kitchen until he explained his special recipe for leg of lamb.

    -The young page boy tripped me on the stairs and I had to find a Nurse.

    -I was waiting in the guest hall with my fingers crossed for more men to wake up. What is with all the woman already?! Sheesh!

    -The well-equipped courier was showing me is *erm* Etchings!!

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  • FLAEIB
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    Decathlon Excuses

    1. I decided against my better judgment to arm wrestle with Ser Bauh. I spent the day in the hospital with the healers and the Necromancer putting my arm back on.

    2. I went to ser Marcellius' dart competition and then suddenly he said the person who puts the most darts in Page Kobe wins. Been dead ever since.

    3. Did a chess match tonight and no one came so I grieved all night long.

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  • Katona
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    1) Last I remember, your office was on the top floor. I wasn't aware you'd moved -all- the way down here to the ground floor!

    2) Raulison gave me this cigar see.. and it was really really relaxing.

    3) Some newly thought he was immune to cold, ran nekkid for hours. Finally resorted to tackling him, however, that cause some minor.. sticking to the pavement. I think he's learned his lesson.

    4) He forgot the key to the shackles in -his- room..

    5) I saw a shiny.

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  • Heulyn
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    1) I was locked in Her Majesty's closet for five bells.
    2) I already sent it. Didn't you receive it? Pale white-pine box.
    3) I don't have access to those files any longer. Please scroll a member of the sentry and/or guard and I'm sure they'd be happy to assist you.
    4) I couldn't find a suitable escort.
    5) So sorry. Was brewing the tea for Her Majesty's audience.

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  • Finna
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    1. I blame Robert

    2. His Excellency was insistent about me picking the lint balls off his blanket.

    3. Sir Howe made me crawl under his desk to retrieve some papers and the dust bunnies kidnapped me for an bell. Sir Howe had to send for help and finally they were able to defeat the dust bunnies.

    4. Was attacked by a Potato and he was speaking eastern and all and I had to figure out what he was saying because their version of eastern is messed up.

    5. Got mad finally at the Potato and ate him. Was sick for most of the day.
    Last edited by Finna; 03-01-2009, 04:12 PM.

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  • Gabs
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    Options 1 and 2 lack the barbecue factor that would make Umi happy.

    And I was totally serious about the corset one. I actually used it IC once.

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  • FLAEIB
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    I didn't read every single excuse so I hope I don't copy anyone elses.

    Page Excuses :

    1. I was helping someone more important than you, sorry.
    2. I was helping someone more important than you again.
    3. I was forced to sit through a two-day session of practicing courtesy in every-day situations inside of a locked room I could not escape from.
    4. I had to humor Sir Launfal by laughing at all of his witty remarks.
    5. I have been searching for <Insert Character Name> for the last two hours on an important job.
    6. I was helping someone more important than you, Kobe looks distracted for a moment, Oh look. another more important person has asked for me to come aide them.

    Random Excuses:

    1. I had to convince Sir Howe that Beheading Xanadorian was not a good way to kick off the Winter Festival.
    2. Convincing Sir Howe to hang Xanadorian at a T-party on Thors' day during the Winter Festival and using him as a pinata would be better.
    3. Lady Berthe sleep walked and fell down the stairs and landed on me. Been in hospital for 8 weeks.
    4. Thought it would be amusing to tell the Inquisition that I was part of the rebellion. Beheaded and brought back to life the next day. (Might be a lame one)
    5. Got knocked out by ser Bauh trying to play with me.
    6. Finally made an agreement with Sir Howe that both one and two would happen with a revival in the middle.

    Anyway some are good some are bad.. but I have a sinus headache and im ending it now.

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  • Mirella9
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    Originally posted by Eeva View Post
    I think I'm in love.

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  • rgendron02
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    Re: Excuses

    +1) I was stuck in a mirror of horn and ivory.

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  • Eeva
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    It's never Lupus!

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  • Elvii
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    Originally posted by Eeva View Post
    Valid ones: Pick your PCs vocation, blame it. Paperwork, doing something for X, etc. If the event is with or related to your vocation try a vague prior engagement, ill, tired, lost track of time. They're lame, but usually acceptable.
    Which leads me back to my original suspicion that we're all suffering from undiagnosed Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Or maybe lupus.

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  • Eeva
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    Valid ones: Pick your PCs vocation, blame it. Paperwork, doing something for X, etc. If the event is with or related to your vocation try a vague prior engagement, ill, tired, lost track of time. They're lame, but usually acceptable.

    >_> And actually all the ones I listed above were real ones. Except 7 and 14 maybe. *LOL*

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  • Elvii
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    Hah, wow, well I actually was looking for...you know, real excuses that would be viable to use...but this is good too.

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  • Alella
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    1. I was styling someone's hair and my comb and brush got stuck to their hair. My hair was a mess!

    2. I was assisting a newly awakened.

    3. I'm gradually loosing my sight. Yes, I have contacted the Healers

    4. I thought it said 'feel free to join us', at that moment I was unfortunately feeling happy.

    5. I assure you that I have been sleeping for only one bell, the event is still tomorrow

    6. I needed to find myself

    7. Someone was in dire need of Counseling.

    8. I really couldn't escape work

    9. We had new members inducted in.

    10. I was thinking of the best way to redesign the Gallery and got lost in thoughts.

    11. I was too lively to be seen about.

    12. I saw a rat and literally froze. Ask <insert name> I was carried to my room.

    13. It was either that or an Audience with Her Majesty

    14. I have no excuse.

    15. I got a letter saying it had been postponed. Apparently I was being pranked.

    16. I was on my way and suddenly forgot where I was going to.

    17. Blood was dripping from my body -somehow

    18. The shimmering orb told me not to.

    19. The Almoners store room was overflowing again.

    20. There was an unruly LPA student.

    21. The sound of the hammers made miss three tones from the bell

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  • Gabs
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    1) I laced my corset too tightly and passed out.

    2) The bald guard was stalking me again.

    3) I broke the heel of one of my favourite boots/shoes and spent the next 10 bells crying in my room.

    4) The dustbunnies under my bed stole my socks again, so I had to have an epic fight against them before they took over the castle and stole Her Majesty's socks too.

    5) I found a split end while I was styling my hair and fainted from the shock.

    Huh... Yeah, I can't think of anything else.

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