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  • ~Announcing the Bad Poetry Competition~

    ~The Bad Poetry Competition~

    To all duteous & diligent defenders of the written word,

    You have worked hard and tried your best all year. The time has come to try your worst.

    Send up to three poems, to myself, of your most terrible poetry to be in with a chance of receiving recognition for your rotten rhymes*. The poems will then either be bound into a book or I shall hold an event for them to be recited--it will depend upon the volume of entries.

    So go on, put your pen to paper and scrawl those atrocities! The worst verse wins.


    Rules
    1. *Poems do not actually have to rhyme.
    2. Competition ends 21st of the Twelfth Moon, 19YRA.
    3. Verse with cussing or inappropriate content, or poems sent anonymously, will not be included in my decision.
    4. (This is not to say I will not still thoroughly enjoy reading them.)
    5. The winner and two runners-up will receive prizes.
    6. This is open to everyone.

    ~ Keeper of the Royal Vault
    ~ Handmaiden of Her Majesty, Queen Vivienne

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    ~ Handmaiden of Her Majesty, Queen Vivienne

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      ~ Keeper of the Royal Vault
      ~ Handmaiden of Her Majesty, Queen Vivienne

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        ~ Keeper of the Royal Vault
        ~ Handmaiden of Her Majesty, Queen Vivienne

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          Potential Poets,

          You have one week left to submit entries.
          The winner and two runners-up will receive a prize befitting their momentous achievement, plus a small token.
          Do not delay. Write terribly, to-day.

          ~ Keeper of the Royal Vault
          ~ Handmaiden of Her Majesty, Queen Vivienne

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            You have until midnight Frey’s!

            ~ Keeper of the Royal Vault
            ~ Handmaiden of Her Majesty, Queen Vivienne

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            • #7
              To-day is the last day to enter your horrendous efforts by sending them to me.
              They will be forever immortalised in a book for the Royal Library.
              Do not forget!

              ~ Keeper of the Royal Vault
              ~ Handmaiden of Her Majesty, Queen Vivienne

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