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    Calm down. It's not an opportunity to list actual names.

    Rather, those inevitable characters that seem to pop up sporadically making you wonder just /what/ Getheaht is putting in the brew.


    In no particular order then:


    1)Child Characters

    Come here, little boy. I've got candy.


    2)Catwomen

    But no Dogmen?


    3)Nudists

    Eternal Winter in a social atmosphere that best resembles medieval morality. Sheesh.


    4)The Desperately Needy and Loveless

    Loooooooove me. Now. Please? Anyone?


    5)Psychics

    'I know what you're thinking.'

    'Then why the hell aren't you running?'
    The yoke or the throne?

  • #2
    6) Care to come to my room for some fun? I hate sluts/manwhores.

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    • #3
      Characters who amass skills for no rhyme or reason.

      Sorcha seductively spoke: Come here, little boy. I've got candy.
      Anyone doubly afraid?

      Mike!
      <-> V. Mayakovsky <->
      Member of Her Majesty's Court
      Favoured Student, College of Art of the Royal Collegium



      " You ask how many friends I have? Water and stone, bamboo and pine.
      The moon rising over the eastern hill is a joyful comrade.
      Besides these five companions, what other pleasure should I ask?"


      - Yun Son-Do (1587 - 1671)

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      • #4
        Way to go, Sorcha!!!

        My personal contribution:

        8) Characters who have the exact same name (except they add one letter/change a letter) and appearance as other characters that awoke one month before them and claim to be that other character or their twin/sibling/son/etc... You know what I mean.

        Edit: Oh yeah, and my personal 'favourite' (how could I forget this category!?):

        9) Attention whores.

        "Look at me, I'm hurt/sick/depressed again. Pay attention to me, please? Pretty please?"

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        • #5
          I have to agree with Ageelia - Waaaay too many hussies running about the castle

          The 'cat thing' has been done a few times now. But we all know who the *real* catwoman is


          5)Psychics

          'I know what you're thinking.'

          'Then why the hell aren't you running?'
          LoL


          Characters I hate: ones who want to bad/abusive, but don't consent to anything! (like being restrained, held, etc)

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          • #6
            Hmmmm......

            11.) The Bucking Broncos

            Come out of their chutes kicking, biting and punching anything in their paths

            12.) The Aliens:

            'My people do not live by your rules and customs'

            13.) The Commandos:

            'Where can I get a weapon?'

            14.) The Chat Room Groupies:

            Spend most of their time sitting in the hallway niches and talk using abbreviations and emoticons like "Y R U here 2 day? "

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            • #7
              Originally posted by airlia
              13.) The Commandos:

              'Where can I get a weapon?'
              *Falls on the floor laughing hysterically* It's so true... so painfully true!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Sorcha
                5)Psychics

                'I know what you're thinking.'

                'Then why the hell aren't you running?'

                LMAO!!!!! <wipes eyes> Ooooo man, that's a good one, I might have to change my sig now



                Originally posted by Umichan
                9) Attention whores.

                "Look at me, I'm hurt/sick/depressed again. Pay attention to me, please? Pretty please?"
                Finally! Someone says this out loud! Go Umi!!!

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                • #9
                  How could we forget the:

                  15)Flashers??

                  CHASE me, you guys! I am strewing bits and pieces of my burlap finery all down the halls while I shake my *censored* at you. Are you shocked? Are you excited? Are you rolling your eyes backwards in your head, ready to faint from my sheer provocativeness?

                  Are you throwing up quietly in a corner?
                  Astana de'Lucien

                  Chief Scribe of the Chambers

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                  • #10
                    Oh, oh, oh! How could I forget one of my biggest pet peeves?????????????

                    16.) Ironman

                    Yes, I am gravely wounded and suffering from multiple sword wounds, broken bones and bleeding all over the place----but I feel good enough to spar, really I do........


                    Ugh.

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                    • #11
                      Umi helpfully nudged:
                      8) Characters who have the exact same name (except they add one letter/change a letter) ...
                      How ever could I forget?

                      *COUGH*




                      While, on the other hand, Mike most mischievously misstated:
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                      Sorcha seductively spoke: Come here, little boy. I've got candy.
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                      Anyone doubly afraid?

                      Mike!:
                      All little boys rightly should be.

                      Particularly those naughty ones who interpret my inherent bitch factor as anything even remotely seductive.
                      The yoke or the throne?

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                      • #12
                        9) Attention whores.

                        "Look at me, I'm hurt/sick/depressed again. Pay attention to me, please? Pretty please?"
                        I completely agree! It seems every week these people have a NEW "serious" "traumatic" "attention-needing" problem. I'm glad someone pointed this out

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                        • #13
                          There are the stereotypical characters as well. Those who neatly fit into one of the oldest ideas in the book: The Brazen Hussy, The Dashing Swordsman (of course followed by his Trail of Broken Hearts) and his twin brother, the Dashing Swordsman Whose Only Weakness is True Love, The Temptress, The Mischevious (and oh-so-lovable) Scamp, etc.
                          Please. Be original.
                          -Layla

                          (Edit: addition- While I agree with you for the most part, Lisbeth, concerning nudity, when you look at Medieval sensibilities, they were far from conservative.)

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Sorcha

                            Particularly those naughty ones who interpret my inherent bitch factor as anything even remotely seductive.
                            *eye shift*
                            the footsteps you hear are not your own...

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                            • #15
                              17) Perfectionist.

                              Someone who plays their character (to the best of their ability) to be without any flaw, weakness, or fault.
                              Many times I've lied.
                              Many times I've listened.
                              Many times I've wondered how much there is to know.

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