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Your Level of Hell (test)

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  • Your Level of Hell (test)

    Some of the questions are a little.. insensitive, but I think you have to remember that the intention is to judge your life according to a specific and very un-PC standard.

    Sixth level- City of Dis. I think it has a cool name.

    http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

  • #2
    what? what? do we get a link? or is this like the time I posted the 'what type of pokemon are you?' thread?


    Keep in touch, PM me with yahoo messneger. My ID is Fizgot. (and tell me who you are in CM so that I can know who Im talking to)

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    • #3
      Second Level of Hell - You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


      Priam: You know what's a bad idea?
      Kyramor: Not usually

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      • #4
        Level 1 - Limbo

        Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

        Purgatory (Repenting Believers): Very Low
        Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers): Very High
        Level 2 (Lustful): Moderate
        Level 3 (Gluttonous): Very Low
        Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious): Very Low
        Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy): Very Low
        Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics): High
        Level 7 (Violent): Low
        Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers): Low
        Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous): Low
        It is in vain to say that enlightened statesmen will be able to adjust these clashing interests and render them all subservient to the public good. Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm....

        James Madison, "Federalist No. 10"

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        • #5
          Not EVEN gunna share. -.-

          tabi ^-^

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          • #6
            #2.

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            • #7
              Same as Steve. 1.
              "If you don't like something, change it.
              If you can't change it, change your attitude.
              Don't complain."
              -Maya Angelou

              "Listen to Age. Age smart." - LSP Geist

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              • #8
                Purgatory

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                You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven
                ( っ '๐')づ# I was going to give you this waffle
                #さ('๐' さ ) But then i was like...
                (>'#'<) I'm hungry.
                (。◕‿◕。) So i ate it.
                (。◡‿◡。)

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                • #9
                  Took this test a while ago, I'm on level 8, the Malebolge

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                  • #10
                    Of course, the great tragedy of all this is that the very concepts of Purgatory and Limbo are themselves totally pagan.
                    Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain.
                    Students of history, read well this quote, for on it hinges the theological differences of the Reformation. This concept is at the core of mediaeval catholicism, and profoundly offensive to the writers of the Christian new testament and to the reformers.

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                    • #11
                      Fifth Level of Hell

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                      The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

                      A book is as good as its binding, but only as perfect as the words written within it.


                      Which way shall I fly
                      Infinite wrath and infinite despair?
                      Which way I fly is hell; myself am hell;
                      And in the lowest deep a lower deep,
                      Still threat'ning to devour me, opens wide,
                      To which the hell I suffer seems a heaven.

                      -- Paradise Lost. Book iv. Line 73

                      [OOC Page] from StoryCoder Azrael: "I'm only the diet coke of evil."


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                      • #12
                        Limbo!

                        How low can you go?
                        Lady Avaria, Royal Archivist & Dean of the Royal Collegium
                        Collegium Dean since 30.10.8
                        Royal Archivist since 10.11.2
                        Previously Senior Chronicler and Counselor


                        StoryPlotter Skelly says, "I always knew Avi was evil ... Now I have logged evidence!"

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                        • #13
                          The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
                          Second Level of Hell

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                          You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


                          Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
                          (Click on a level for more info)
                          Level Who are sent there? Score
                          Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
                          Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
                          Level 2 Lustful Very High
                          Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
                          Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
                          Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
                          Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
                          Level 7 Violent High
                          Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
                          Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low


                          Greeeeeat.
                          A glutton for punishment.

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                          • #14
                            The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

                            Seventh Level of Hell

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                            Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

                            Level Who are sent there? Score
                            Purgatory Repenting Believers - Very Low
                            Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers - Very Low
                            Level 2 Lustful - Extreme
                            Level 3 Gluttonous - Moderate
                            Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious - High
                            Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy - Very High
                            Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics - Moderate
                            Level 7 Violent - Extreme
                            Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - High
                            Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous - Moderate
                            Lady Sinvy Valmarana
                            Her Majesty's Royal Chatelaine
                            Mistress of the Cellars
                            Sponsor of the Courtesy Circle

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                            • #15
                              WHIMPS!

                              Level 8- the Malebolge

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                              Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.



                              MAWAHAHAHAH!
                              For the Glory and Honor of our Queen

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