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  • Why he fired his secretary:

    Two weeks ago was my 35 birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway.

    I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning" let alone any "Happy Birthday."

    I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember." The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

    As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday."

    And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

    I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place.

    We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

    I said, "No, I guess not."

    She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go change."

    "Sure," I excitedly replied.

    She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

    And there I sat... on the couch... naked.

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    Priam: You know what's a bad idea?
    Kyramor: Not usually


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      (Then your wife beat the crap out of you for almost cheating on her with your secretary, right?)

      Lys Joy
      Sera Lysarian


      • #4
        Originally posted by Lyssarian
        (Then your wife beat the crap out of you for almost cheating on her with your secretary, right?)
        You know Darby didn't write that, right?
        Parturiunt montes, nascetur ridiculus mus.

        Horace Epistles


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          (Of course I knew that. )
          Sera Lysarian


          • #6
            *LMAO* God, that's great.


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                Men these days... I wonder if we always had such easy virtues, or if it is a product of a modern world =-)



                • #9
                  They probably didn't see much through the bright blush that covered his body. One of those things you would love to be a fly on the wall for.

                  Finna Moon, Courtier to Her Majesty's Court


                  • #10
                    A m y !

                    Life sucks
                    Death swallows

                    Elizabeth: "You like pain? Try wearing a corset"



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