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We had an abrupt and unannounced downtime for all games and services starting sometime after 9pm PT on Wednesday evening. This was due to a massive power outage at our cloud computing facility of the sort that redundant systems are supposed to ensure never happen. After about an hour they were able to diagnose that the power was out. It took a few more hours for them to start restoring service.

At this moment, everything is back up except for Ironclaw and TEC. At the rate they're restoring things, I hope those will be back up in the next 15-30 minutes, but it's entirely in their hands.

As is typically the case with a sudden reboot, TEC and GR have to be rolled back. This is already done with GR. The TEC rollback should be just a few hours due to the more recent backups recently instituted, but I need to get the machine back before I can verify that.

Update: Ironclaw and TEC are now back too. The TEC rollback was 2.5 hours, from 9.30pm PT (when everything crashed) to 7.00 pm PT.
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Funny Moments Of Marrach

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  • Funny Moments Of Marrach

    OOC -- Dweia says, "PONGO STICKS! I forgot to tape something. BRB."

    Heh! This is sooo funny!

    Jacicus Solambia
    Courtier of Castle Marrach
    Doctor of the Royal Healers
    Retainer to Lady Sinvy
    Fellow of the Royal Collegium


  • #2
    Funniest thing I've seen today...

    >
    Lance takes a spoon from his red sackcloth pouch.
    >
    Lance wields a spoon.

    Atreyu
    - Of the plains people.
    - Langauge Teacher
    - Student Tailor

    "...how sad is sad when we end with words like these..."

    (OOC - There's the right to obey, and the right to kill - RATM)

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    • #3
      Broadcast] "After strapping Macabre to a chair and subjecting him to every episode of "My Little Ponies" he finally brainwashed into believing he is Kolt."

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      • #4
        Meara asks you, "Excuse me, sera. Do you die?"

        > You amusedly blink at Meara.

        OOC -- Meara says, "dye"

        > You collapse dramatically.

        Meara giggles.
        > You choke suddenly.
        > You slump finally.

        You allow Meara to walk Samia.
        Meara moves from the door to Samia.

        Meara walks to you.

        Meara kneels near you.

        Meara giggles.

        Meara gently shakes you, "Sera!"
        > You squeak loudly at Meara, "boo!"

        Meara screams.

        Meara giggles.
        > You giggle helplessly.

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        • #5
          Ravelyn thoroughly smoothes a book cover.

          Ravelyn dyes Martina's book tattoo, "color ebony."

          OOC -- Ravelyn says to Martina's book tattoo, "You're irritating me."
          Astana de'Lucien

          Chief Scribe of the Chambers

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          • #6
            Re: Funny Moments Of Marrach

            Originally posted by Jacicus
            OOC -- Dweia says, "PONGO STICKS! I forgot to tape something. BRB."
            *cough cough* Nono, that was a typo! It should be: POGO STICKS!

            See! That makes waaay more sense!
            Parturiunt montes, nascetur ridiculus mus.

            Horace Epistles

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Samia
              > You collapse dramatically.
              > You choke suddenly.
              > You slump finally.

              Meara gently shakes you, "Sera!"
              > You squeak loudly at Meara, "boo!"
              I knew it was too good to be true.

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              • #8
                Don't we already have a thread that is the same thing as this? See: Guess that situation!

                Why balance in two threads? :P
                Royal Chief of Medicine
                Courtier of Her Majesty's Royal Court
                Avowed Seeker of the Faith

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                • #9
                  I think anytime that Jennet is angry is a funny moment.

                  Scott
                  -=-Benvolio Capistran-=-

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                  • #10
                    Hey!

                    You hush! Ben deserved it.



                    And no pokie-the-temper.

                    *lol*
                    Counsellor Jennet an Dathuil

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                    • #11
                      [Broadcast] "The Cooks complained about the competition, so Ronaldmcdonald is now known as Aeykon."
                      Atreyu
                      - Of the plains people.
                      - Langauge Teacher
                      - Student Tailor

                      "...how sad is sad when we end with words like these..."

                      (OOC - There's the right to obey, and the right to kill - RATM)

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                      • #12
                        oops wrong spot... arg
                        Emris Eineroror the Scientist
                        ME of SAND

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                        visit a Random Site!

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                        • #13
                          Anabeth curtsies to Lady Hieronyma, Ophidias, Mena and a head in faint mauve jar.
                          'If you're going through hell, keep going.'
                          -- Winston Churchill

                          POLITENESS, n.
                          The most acceptable hypocrisy.
                          -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary


                          'Hitler had a good 20 to 30 IQ points on Bush, so comparing Bush to Hitler would in many ways be an insult to Hitler.'

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                          • #14
                            Anyone walking into the OB Courtyard or any other public place naked and not realizing it until someone points it out. The funniest part about this is sometimes a person can RP for twenty minutes or so before anyone notices.

                            *~*Sarah*~*
                            Gabriela Galanodel
                            Member of the Winter Court
                            Guildmistress, Garden Society
                            Assistant Lead Hairstylist
                            Bodyservant to Lady Avaria

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                            • #15
                              Jake parries Liska's slash.
                              >
                              Jake raises his rough hand tentatively.
                              >
                              Liska recovers from her attacking.
                              >
                              Liska drops into a guarding stance.
                              >
                              Jake faints.
                              >
                              OOC -- Jake says, "ignore"
                              >
                              Liska ignores Jake's feint and quickly parries a slash.
                              >
                              OOC -- Ghent says, "LOL"
                              >
                              Liska easily pushes Jake's blade aside and jabs him with her own sword.
                              Her and Jake stop dueling. Jake has been declared the loser.
                              >
                              OOC -- Kenderaela says, "ROFL"
                              >
                              Jake grins at Liska.
                              >
                              OOC -- Ghent says, "Sorry about that. Too funny. "
                              >
                              OOC -- Kenderaela says, "Priceless"
                              >
                              OOC -- You say, "That's a classic."
                              >
                              Liska bows deeply to Jake.
                              >
                              OOC -- Jake says, "Woulda won if jake hadn't dropped on me. Lay off the beer boy!"
                              >
                              Jake extends his rough hand.
                              >
                              OOC -- Ghent says, "LOL"
                              >
                              OOC -- You say, "So who's going to put that up in the Noise? 8)"
                              >
                              OOC -- Jake says to you, "Do it and bad things will happen to you late at night."


                              And so I wait. Did I also mention that it's a funny moment whenever Jennet is mad? -Scott
                              -=-Benvolio Capistran-=-

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