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Funny Moments Of Marrach

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  • Meoris
    Juliee prompts Caillean instead, "You should tell him your limerick."

    Caillean flushes at Juliee again.

    Juliee grins impishly at Caillean, "She is working on dirty ones."

    Caillean shakes her head, "Maybe if you get some wine in me..."

    You check with Caillean innocently, "Why were you writing limericks about dirt?"

    Juliee hears you.

    Caillean snorts helplessly at you.

    Juliee creepily regards you, "Enrico said the same thing."

    Caillean tells Juliee, "I think it's a men thing."

    Caillean subtly says, "In the darkness of the night..."

    Caillean shifts her wide-set amber eyes, "Being alone is never a plight.."

    You consider your mind, "A young man named Clod / Used to carry soil in his hod / He came upon a tree / Said you're no use to me / I need more sod."

    Caillean snorts at you, "W- what?"

    You glimpse at Caillean, "It's a dirty limerick. Isn't that what you were writing?"

    Caillean rests her head in her slender hands defeatedly.

    Caillean innocently regards you, "Can you not totally corrupt him, Jule?"

    Juliee laughs helplessly at you.

    You say, "What?"

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  • Charmiam
    Adayne begins usually, "As was requested last week, I will focus on one or a couple of the Precepts this week. A fairly sedate conversation, but important regardless."
    A young page boy groans, in Teanga, "Em ..."
    A young page boy leaves through the door.

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  • SeraAdeline

    You sense the soft whisper of a voice in your ear say, 'penis penis penis penis penis'
    You flush your face deeply, "Stop!"
    Adahn blinks at your words unexpectedly.
    Blodwen feigns cluelessly with your voice.

    You remind yourself with Meoris' words, "I need to make a copy of that."
    Meoris asks you in Northern, "Did I not send you one, Mistress?"
    You notice the faint whisper of a voice in your ear say, 'Psst. Pen. Is.'
    You croak softly, "That's not funny. That's a .. dirty word."
    You crazily appear.
    Meoris glimpses at you.
    Adahn turns his bright sunset golden eyes briefly to you.

    You blink at Meoris, "You did.. but I need another for the contest."


    Blodwen supposes in Northern, "Maybe a combination of Palai and Fortis. Palai creates things from nothing, usually. Nothing used loosely. Fortis would change the physical properties into something else."
    Calamity nods apologetically in Northern, "That is what I meant. I have no idea why I said the other. It starts with a p like penis and my mind is still walking down the Cal road."

    Blodwen glances aside to you.
    You say, "Please stop saying penis!"
    Blodwen laughs outrightly.
    You say, "This is a library!"
    Adahn blinks at you in Northern, "You just said it."
    Calamity amends her words for you in Northern, "Pickle."
    Blodwen rarely utilizes her voice in Northern, "Ohmygod."

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  • Natasha
    OOC -- Adeline says, "I had a weird cm dream >.>"

    OOC -- Adeline says, "Queen V told Boreas time was up and all the women went on a march through the castle."

    OOC -- You say, "CM WOMEN'S MARCH!"

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  • Meoris
    A small hound spots a calico cat calculatingly.

    You distract a small hound playfully with your battered meatball in Northern, "He's not on the menu, Elmer."

    A small hound pauses dreamily.

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  • Erstwhile
    > exa josie's snowflake
    You begin to examine Josie's a pale-blue stellar dendrite snowflake.
    This describes just how pretty This is a small snowflake ornament that is able to be hung up for display.
    OOC -- Josie says, "Don't look at my aberration ><"
    > look josie's snowflake
    I'm very pretty

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  • LadyCharmiam

    Dame Umichan counts on her fingers, "Erm..."
    Dame Umichan recites, "Elmer is a dog."
    Dame Umichan adds, "Who leaves his half-chewed meatballs."
    Dame Umichan tries, "Lying on the ground. Wasteful."
    A small hound yaps jovially.
    Dame Umichan shrugs, "Poetry was never a strength of mine."
    A small hound yaps happily.
    A small hound pants brightly.
    Adeline also giggles at Dame Umichan, "I'm sure he loves the attention."
    A small hound dances spritely.
    A small hound leaps into the air happily.
    A small hound playfully scampers about.
    A small hound bounces mirthfully around Adeline.
    Elora grins at Dame Umichan, "In few words you have summed up the truth of our fine canine friend."
    A small hound yaps whiningly at Jerisa.
    Dame Umichan says, "Oh, I didn't know about the love part."
    A small hound moves from Merrynn to Dame Umichan.
    A small hound pads playfully to Dame Umichan.
    You suggest to Dame Umichan, "Elmer does love meatballs."
    Dame Umichan moves from Lady Amoret to one of the central dark marble benches.
    Dame Umichan pets a small hound, "That is true."
    A small hound whines approvingly to Dame Umichan.

    [a few moment later]

    A small hound yaps happily.
    You hush a small hound, "Shh, this is a gathering for art."
    A small hound skips gladly.
    You tilt your head at a small hound, "Do you speak of your love for meatballs?"
    A small hound barks at you naturally.
    You smile softly at a small hound, "I do nay speak Dog, I am afraid."
    A small hound barks at you happily.
    Dame Umichan says, "I believe that is a yes."
    A small hound chases after his tail endlessly.

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  • Meoris
    Odjit's here! It's business time.

    StoryPlotter Odjit approaches the eastern ascending stairs.

    A bald guard salutatorily welcomes StoryPlotter Odjit.

    StoryPlotter Odjit leaves through the eastern ascending stairs.

    A bald guard chortles helplessly.

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  • Yolanda
    You extend your painter's palette to Erindrin, "We should definitely do this more often."

    Erindrin eyes your oxblood muslin handkerchief, "M-hm..."

    Erindrin takes a painter's palette from Yolanda.

    Erindrin places her three painter's palettes in her natural paper package.

    You offer your oxblood muslin handkerchief to Erindrin.

    You remark about your oxblood muslin handkerchief, "It wasn't always this color..."

    Erindrin takes an oxblood muslin handkerchief from Yolanda.

    Erindrin gooily rubs her paint-stained hands with her oxblood muslin handkerchief, "What colour was it?"

    You impishly twinkle your heavy lidded sloe eyes, "Not until I had to staunch someone's spurting artery with it."

    You possibly jest.

    Erindrin actually squeaks.

    Erindrin throws an oxblood muslin handkerchief away.

    Erindrin accidentally aims at you.

    You catch an oxblood muslin handkerchief.

    You reassuringly smile at Erindrin, "I'm kidding. It was alway that color."

    Erindrin squints at you.

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  • BigRedV
    <.< I forgot to copy it so it's not exact but still soo funny.

    Vasilisa consider her iron tray, "I suppose this can still be used as a weapon."
    Dame Galatea agrees, "No one likes hot liquid in their face."
    Dame Galatea supposes, "Unless it's a shadow or mechanical spider who is not bothered by it."
    Blodwen says "Whores do."
    Dame Galatea turns her gaze to Blodwen
    Vasilisa snorts at Blodwen's words "Likely."

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  • Aptaliesin
    A young page boy murmurs, in Teanga, "Trouble's coming, I can smell it on the wind..."
    Dame Hannah glares at a young page boy.
    A young page boy announces, in Teanga, "Oops..."

    >.> hee. Dame hannah the evileye.

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  • Roisine
    Taite says, "Elmer. Do you want to go to the outer dining hall with me? Maybe they have something that you'd like."
    A small hound hungrily looks about for a cat.
    Tiel tells a small hound, "I've seen cats there as well."
    A small hound salivates needfully.

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  • SeraAdeline
    o.O When dogs go wild?

    Sir Howe explains to a small hound in Northern, "You will stay here with Mistress Adeline and protect her."
    A small hound skips cheerfully to Sir Howe.
    Sir Howe tells a small hound in Northern, "Find Adeline"
    A small hound skips immediately to you.
    Sir Howe nods.
    Sir Howe leaves through the east door.
    Theresa leaves through the east door.
    Euphelia leaves through the east door.
    Heulyn leaves through the east door.
    The east door closes.

    A small hound narrows his eyes, lowers his ears, and lets out a low growl.
    A small hound moves from Adeline to the east door.
    A small hound stiffens aggravatedly.
    A small hound glares surlily.
    A small hound glares snippily.
    A small hound stiffens irritably.
    A small hound glares angrily.

    You pet a small hound.
    A small hound wags his tail, stops abruptly, then begins to growl snippily.

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  • Aptaliesin
    Calamity abandons Sir Howe's scroll with her gaze, "****(omitted*** falls in love with every man who gives their name. The blush on her cheeks is as apparent as a moan from a who-"
    Calamity stifles her words effortfully.
    Calamity behaves herself, "Anyway."
    Sir Howe says, "olesome woman."
    You almost say in Northern, "olesom---"
    You nod agreeably in Northern, "Couriers."

    Sir Howe bumps his right fist into your right fist.
    You lightly smack Sir Howe's knuckles with your knuckles.

    Calamity nods to the middle landing of the Grand Bridge, "Wholesome woman. Certainly."
    Calamity tells the middle landing of the Grand Bridge regardless, "I'm in. Send me the time."

    You squint in Northern, "What would wholesome women moan about? ..Scones?"
    Calamity retreats to the western descending stairs, "I'll make food, that is not poisoned."

    Sir Howe says, "Snoods."
    Sir Howe bids Calamity, "Be well miss."
    Sir Howe bows to Calamity.
    Sir Howe says, "Our banter resumes tomorrow."
    You comment about Sir Howe's words in Northern, "One of my favorite things to say."

    Calamity curtsies acknowledgingly to the middle landing of the Grand Bridge, "As you list."
    You bow your head to Calamity in Northern, "Thank you for the un-poisoning. I got in trouble last time you killed me."
    Calamity nods knowingly to you, "Sorry, not sorry."

    Calamity leaves through the western descending stairs.
    Sir Howe laughs.
    You hear a woman calling "Oh, my snoods!" from the western descending stairs.
    Sir Howe laughs uproariously.
    You laugh aloud.

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  • BigRedV

    You work Meoris' flowing copper hair with your ivory fine-toothed comb.
    A fairy quirks her tiny lips mischievously.
    You glimpse at a fairy, "Why does that expression terrify me."
    You pout at a fairy.
    You hope for yourself safely.
    Meoris humbly gazes at a fairy.
    Meoris says softly, "She is beautiful."
    A fairy peeks at Lorelei, Merrynn, Meoris and you one-by-one.
    Merrynn peeks at a fairy.
    Merrynn worries about a fairy somewhat.
    Merrynn smiles at a fairy anyway, "How are you?"
    Lorelei blinks then.
    Lorelei peers at a fairy awedly.
    You amusedly lengthen Meoris' flowing copper hair.
    You assume Merrynn unluckily.
    You pity Merrynn already.

    With a slight flick of the wrist a fairy morphs the haircoverage of Lorelei to bald.
    With a slight flick of the wrist a fairy morphs the haircoverage of Meoris to bald.
    With a slight flick of the wrist a fairy morphs the haircoverage of Merrynn to bald.
    A warm glow spouts from the runes on a fairy's hands, and wisp past the heads of Lorelei, Meoris, and Merrynn.

    You pause your strong hands blinkingly.
    A fairy smiles gigglingly.
    Lorelei feels her scalp coolly.
    You double forward, "Oh my god!"
    Meoris blinks questioningly.
    You cackle abruptly.
    Lorelei pats her scalp nakedly with her palms.
    A fairy holds her belly.
    Lorelei widens her distinct pearl-grey eyes horrifiedly.
    You hold your belly, "Prelinah!"
    A fairy writhes laughingly.
    The runes on the fairy's hands start to glow. With a brilliant flash of light she is gone, leaving nothing more than multicolored sparkles that soon fade.

    Merrynn unsurely lifts her smooth hands to her head.
    You cover your plump mouth, "I'm sorry she did that.."
    Merrynn rubs her head smoothly, "Oh my gods!"
    Meoris asks you nervously, "Why do I have the feeling you can't stretch that out any?"
    You assume Lorelei and Merrynn, "Want hats?"
    Lorelei squeals quietly, "Eeeeeeeeeeeee."
    Lorelei covers her scalp with her dusky-purple brocade rabbit-fur-trimmed mantle.
    Lorelei sulks completely.

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