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  • #16
    Wow, my first day in Marrach, and I get mentioned in the forum. I'm so honored! *sob*

    And don't forget:

    Jake is Liska

    Me and Jake are going to have to work that out sometime.
    Liska - "I'm not cute, dammit. I'm evil. Evil, I say."
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    I think my Altoids are laced with something; I'm curiously high.

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    • #17
      Mommy. . .

      You curtsy lightly.
      >
      A quiet female servant gives a mead tankard to Hauk.
      >
      Hauk nods creakily to you.
      >
      Hauk takes a drink of his mead.
      Dillan nods politely to you, Hauk, Nixa, Janwin, a young page boy, Kyle, Gretchan and a quiet female servant.

      You smile gently.
      >
      Dillan rubs his neck.
      >
      Hauk rubs his gnarled hands.
      >
      Dillan observes, "That's a lot of nodding."
      >
      Janwin is a quiet female servant's wool gown.
      >
      OOC -- Hauk says, "Bobble-head?"
      >
      Hauk blinks.
      >
      Hauk peers at Janwin.
      >
      Dillan takes a drink of his ale.

      With a satisfied gulp, you empty your juice.
      >
      A young page boy announces, "An unneamhord iang bec ostiamb sreaan nga agus sceania erlan ons; ond'endeagh osranseonn thousc."
      >
      Janwin is Dillan's ale flagon.
      >
      Hauk says to a young page boy, "Nonsense!"
      >
      Janwin says, "No! Don't drink me!"

      You make eye contact with the bartender, who agreeably tops off your cup.
      >
      A young page boy says, "Theoan emb an embiuchdhaibho."
      >
      Dillan sighs.
      >
      OOC -- Janwin says, "lol"
      >
      With several quick gulps, Dillan empties his flagon.
      >
      Hauk drinks his mead.
      >
      Janwin screams painedly.

      OOC -- You say, "what the heck was that?"
      >
      Dillan burps.
      >
      Dillan throws an empty flagon on the east wall.
      >
      OOC -- Kyle says, "janwin playing ooc"

      OOC -- You say, "ohh never mind then"
      >
      Kyle is the east wall.

      Uhh. . . When could we start becoming the wall?

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      • #18
        [Broadcast] "Zell:: Oh dear. Oops. Hm. How to fix this one... please stop moving, people. It's not going to get better until I tell you."

        This one scared the crap outta me. I froze thinking an abyss would open up sucking us all under. Hell, it could happen.
        Charlott Amonte

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        • #19
          rofessorxavior says, "SCREW THE FLASH I'M PROFESSOR EXAVIOR NOt ONLY AM I A GOD D*MN SUPER HERO BUT I CAN READ YOUR GOD D*MN MIND!"
          >

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          • #20
            I don't think that was funny, I thought that was just lame... *shrugs*

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            • #21
              i'll admit to being easily amused...but i was laughing pretty hard..maybe it was the complete silence that he busted in with that..it was like a mad man ranting about falling spiders or something..and no one even blinked..

              *still laughing*

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              • #22
                OOC -- Gwenvar says to Rand, "Great.. now I can't get the idea of a faerie pimp out of my head. Thanks."
                Counsellor Jennet an Dathuil

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                • #23
                  OOC -- Huntington says, "who are you?"

                  OOC -- You say, "Who, me?"

                  OOC -- Frell says, "I am God. Do not Question me."

                  OOC -- Huntington says, "yes you"

                  OOC -- You say to Frell, "That's evil. Stop that "

                  OOC -- Huntington says, "im confused"

                  OOC -- Frell says, " Okay Okay. :P"

                  OOC -- Frell says to Huntington, "You will be when you are cast into the eternal Hellfires of Lucifer's kingdom"

                  OOC -- Frell says, "hhehehehee"

                  OOC -- You say to Frell, "*groans*"
                  Parturiunt montes, nascetur ridiculus mus.

                  Horace Epistles

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                  • #24
                    A short passage running north-south. There is a door at the north end and a door on each side of the passageway. The south end opens onto a courtyard.

                    A scroll, a plain cap, a plain scarf, a plain dress and a plain girdle are lying near the south doorway. You are standing near the south doorway.
                    > read scroll
                    It is addressed to Aeykon. It says:

                    I r L337

                    It is signed, "i 0wN jOO", by Seifer.
                    Parturiunt montes, nascetur ridiculus mus.

                    Horace Epistles

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                    • #25
                      Annie

                      Edited for your enjoyment...

                      >
                      You sing sunnily, "The sun will come out... tomorrow..."
                      >
                      Aislinn suddenly hides her ears.
                      >
                      You hold your thin mouth tightly.
                      >
                      Aislinn roughly answers you, "If you keep singing it won't."
                      >
                      Andrew asks you, "Why tomorrow?"
                      >
                      You answer Andrew, "I didn't write the song..."
                      >
                      Andrew asks you, "Couldnt is be because tammarra is another day?"
                      >
                      Aislinn suddenly pauses.
                      >
                      Aislinn wryly chuckles at Andrew.
                      >
                      You answer Andrew, "Though it is only a day away."
                      >
                      OOC -- Aislinn says, "Ahhhhh!!!!!"
                      >
                      Aislinn crazily sprints to the north passageway.
                      >
                      <-> V. Mayakovsky <->
                      Member of Her Majesty's Court
                      Favoured Student, College of Art of the Royal Collegium



                      " You ask how many friends I have? Water and stone, bamboo and pine.
                      The moon rising over the eastern hill is a joyful comrade.
                      Besides these five companions, what other pleasure should I ask?"


                      - Yun Son-Do (1587 - 1671)

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                      • #26
                        Well... there's a bluebird on my shoulder
                        To conquer without risk, is to succeed without glory

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                        • #27
                          *rubs her lingering headache away from her temples*

                          Ugghhhhhhh...
                          ^Jessifur^
                          "Four A.M. knows all my secrets."

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                          • #28
                            the official explantion..

                            what is a necromancer?
                            Shamus says Raleigh, "he romances the necrotic."

                            nutmegger's response "On that note, I'm off to the Inner Bailey."

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                            • #29
                              The Kalla we never knew

                              [slightly edited *shrug* you get the picture ]

                              OOC -- Kalla says, "You can thank me that we now have the 'Skim' command."

                              OOC -- Dolph says, "yay :P"

                              Kalla eyes Mayakovsky and you.

                              OOC -- Mayakovsky says, "You can thank me for um... everything else... 8-D"

                              Kalla privately turns to Dolph's thin lips.

                              Kalla opportunely brushes against Mayakovsky's thin lips.

                              OOC -- Kalla says, "GASP"

                              OOC -- Dolph says, "LMAO"

                              OOC -- You say, "LMAO"

                              OOC -- Kalla says, "I used 'him' instead of Dolph"

                              OOC -- Kalla says, "OH MY GOD."

                              OOC -- Dolph says to Mayakovsky, "roleplay that and i kill you "
                              OOC
                              ~~~
                              Lyssy Joy B.
                              ~~~
                              "Life is an art" - Thich Nhat Hanh
                              ~~~
                              "Life destroys Life" - K. R. R.

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                              • #30
                                *waits for Jessifur*



                                I think Jessifur is going to kill somebody...



                                Mike!
                                <-> V. Mayakovsky <->
                                Member of Her Majesty's Court
                                Favoured Student, College of Art of the Royal Collegium



                                " You ask how many friends I have? Water and stone, bamboo and pine.
                                The moon rising over the eastern hill is a joyful comrade.
                                Besides these five companions, what other pleasure should I ask?"


                                - Yun Son-Do (1587 - 1671)

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