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  • The things that appear when you least expect it while waiting your demise in the gaol:


    A naked male form stumbles through the rusty, iron door then begins to wiggle its groin at you before he disappears.

    sera Eloren Misra

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    • Love it! You guys play this out very well. Thanks for the laughs.
      ~Elora Winslet~

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      • Lord Vestio kicks a smoldering tan rodent.
        Lord Vestio decides, "Stout little bastard, that rat."

        Lord Vestio takes a gothic steel mace from his dusky-copper cordovan double-wrapped belt from which hangs a grey, smokeweave coin bag, a lapis velvet coin bag and a dark pouch.
        Lord Vestio wields a gothic steel mace.
        A smoldering tan rodent leaves through the south doorway.
        Lord Vestio calls to the south doorway, "Thats right you should run, rat bastard!"

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        • Taite's (and my) first time with a musical instrument

          You sit down on a long wooden bench nervously.
          Nariseth smiles encouragingly at you.
          You glance at your handsome maple viol.
          Qader nibbles his crispy fried chicken drumstick.
          Kobe expresses to you, "Right or left handed?"
          You show your dainty right hand to Kobe.
          You glance at Kobe, "Now what?"
          Kobe tells you, "Main hand takes the bow. Lean in on your left shoulder.. Your left hand presses on the strings while you slide the bow across to make different sounds."
          Qader worries, "Sera TAtie's never done this before?"
          Kobe admits to you, "It takes a lot of time to do it right.."
          Kobe grins at Qader evilly.
          You lean your handsome maple viol.
          You glance at a handsome maple bow and your handsome maple viol.

          You ask to Kobe, "So how do I make it go eeee errr eee?"
          Qader groans.
          Kobe slides your fingers on a handsome maple viol's six strings carefully.
          Kobe tells you, "Keep them here, this is A..."
          Kobe notes to you, "Now slide your bow across these two strings."

          You ask to Kobe, "A what?"
          Kobe steps backwardly.
          Kobe pauses.
          Kobe tells you, "The musical note, A.."
          Kobe gestures to you.
          You furrow your thin eyebrows.
          Kobe shifts his round deep blue eyes.
          Kobe admits, "I've not tried teaching music much."
          Qader tells Kobe, "You're an evil, evil man."
          Kobe smiles at Qader.
          A barmaid blows her hair from her face tiredly.
          You slide a handsome maple bow over a handsome maple viol's six strings.
          Kobe winces barely.
          Kobe smiles at you forcedly.
          Qader grimaces.
          Kobe nods to you, "Now back the other way?"
          You ask to Kobe, "Did I do good?"
          Kobe hopefully tortures the dining hall.
          Meryl rubs her right temple gently.
          Nariseth covers her firm mouth with her smooth right hand quietly.
          Qader smacks his smooth forehead with his right palm.

          Meryl slides from a liquor bar.
          Meryl quietly escapes.
          Meryl curtsies unobtrusively.

          Kobe admits to you, "It takes some time, my dear to do it right. It took me many moons."
          Meryl moves from a liquor bar to the double door to the south.
          Meryl slinks sneakily to the double door to the south.
          Meryl edges her tiny right foot through the double door to the south.
          You pull a handsome maple bow over a handsome maple viol's six strings.
          Kobe winces again.
          You beam at Kobe.
          Qader hears your handsome maple viol screechingly.
          Qader covers his small ears.
          Kobe murmurs to you, "For everyone's hearing, lets practice alone another evening."
          You say to Kobe, "I thought I did well."



          Taite Morrison
          -Seeker in Natura Balanus
          -Senior Awakener
          - Unity

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          • It's Hammer time... LOL

            Finna takes a toy hammer from her dark pouch.

            You giggle at Finna's toy hammer.

            Finna hits her head with her toy hammer.

            A solid hit! Finna's head has been faintly bruised!

            Finna's toy hammer gives a loud SQUEAK!

            Last edited by Taite; 05-12-2018, 07:23 AM.
            Taite Morrison
            -Seeker in Natura Balanus
            -Senior Awakener
            - Unity

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            • A flaming tan rodent jumps from the barn door and manages to pull off a somersault before landing safely in the huge haypile.

              Lol, acrobatic Rodents. Perhaps we should have rodent olympics.
              Ser Kobe
              Junior Equerry to Lord Vestio
              Battler Teacher
              Mummer for the Unity of the Arts

              Linguistics Project Assembly Teacher

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              • A flaming ash rodent jumps from the barn door and is unceremoniously dumped into a huge haypile.

                later

                A smoldering raven rodent jumps from the barn door and manages to pull off a somersault before landing safely in the huge haypile.

                Similar to kobe's, but shouldnt these be starting fires? XD

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                • We didn't start the fire, No we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it...

                  *insert more marrachianrhyming billyjoel-isms here*
                  Stolen ethershards returned, scary lessons in Dream learned
                  Princess Maeve paved the way, what else do we have to say?

                  We didn't start the fire, it was always burning, since the rats were turning...
                  Let us go! Though we know it’s a hopeless endeavor.
                  The ties that bind, they are barbed and spined, and hold us close forever.

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                  • Toymaker Juniper Nacklebell clasps Princess Maeveen's long hands in her strong hands helplessly, "Together we will RULE THE TOY WORLD."

                    The flames in the hearth flare up momentarily.
                    Meoris Rousseau


                    Bodyservant to Lord Sicard Dunsany

                    Head Librarian, Outer Bailey Library

                    Senior Steward of the Treasury

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                    • I love it when things work out perfectly

                      You nod to Morgenstern, "I will, thank you. May I be excused?"
                      You hint at a quiet female servant possibly.
                      A quiet female servant leaves through the oak door.
                      Taite Morrison
                      -Seeker in Natura Balanus
                      -Senior Awakener
                      - Unity

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                      • A gray cat moves from the space beside the fireplace to the oak door.
                        A gray cat slinks in through the space beside the fireplace. (this is a different cat)

                        A gray cat moves from the space beside the fireplace to the pine door.
                        A gray cat moves from the oak door to the pine door.

                        A gray cat slinks out through the pine door.
                        A gray cat slinks out through the pine door.

                        Related--- > https://youtu.be/z_KmNZNT5xw

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