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  • Jacicus
    started a topic Funny Moments Of Marrach

    Funny Moments Of Marrach

    OOC -- Dweia says, "PONGO STICKS! I forgot to tape something. BRB."

    Heh! This is sooo funny!

  • solaria
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    Princess Maeve sings away, "Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow, can you throw 'em over your shoulder like an unseelie soldier, do your ears, hang, low."

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  • Dolph
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    ----------------------------Sometimes, Elmer doesn't want attention.----------------------------

    A small hound dryly licks his chops.

    Theresa totally distracts a small hound with her attention in Northern, "Poor puppy."

    Theresa moves from the southwest door to a small hound.

    Theresa walks to a small hound instead.

    A small hound moves from the southwest door to the southwest door.

    A small hound pads out through the southwest door.

    Theresa stares off.

    Theresa blames you entirely.

    Theresa definitely huffs.

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  • Makatsu
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    You wonder about Jaxx sleepily.
    You tempt yourself with your fingertip and Jaxx' small right ear.
    You prudently squash your thoughts.
    You just smile.
    You lean against the northern courtyard wall.
    You consider your stained lacewood whistle now.
    You shift your sharp deep green eyes.
    You take a stained lacewood whistle from your ash boarskin pouch.
    You idly toy with your stained lacewood whistle.
    You difficultly keep your stained lacewood whistle from your lips.
    You decidedly return your stained lacewood whistle to your ash boarskin pouch.
    You drop your stained lacewood whistle into your ash boarskin pouch.
    OOC - Jaxx loses his connection.
    You sigh.
    You take a stained lacewood whistle from your ash boarskin pouch.
    You shrug.
    You lift your stained lacewood whistle to your lips anyway.
    You blow your stained lacewood whistle and you hear an ear-splitting noise that sounds like ~~Teeheehee-HEEEEE-teeheeheehee!~~
    You wince at your ears.
    You smile anyway.

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  • Makatsu
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    You swing your toy hammer.
    > hit me with my hammer
    You hit yourself with your toy hammer.
    A solid hit! Your chest has been faintly bruised!
    Malatrios' toy hammer gives a loud SQUEAK!

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  • Aptaliesin
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    Dame Galatea tries anyway, "What spell is at the top of your list now?"

    Blodwen exhales at Dame Galatea's words, "Nothin. I'm not working on anything."
    Dame Galatea moves from the green bronze arch at the stair landing to one of the staircases along the eastern wall.
    Dame Galatea descends one of the staircases along the eastern wall.

    Dame Galatea asks Blodwen then, "What happened to your dream catcher idea?"

    Dame Galatea moves from one of the staircases along the eastern wall to the pavement of the courtyard.
    Dame Galatea downwardly steps to the pavement of the courtyard.

    Dame Galatea glimpses slightly to Blodwen.

    Blodwen travels over the staircases along the eastern wall, "I had the idea, I created the idea, and I can't make it stick. It requires something I don't have."
    Dame Galatea moves from the pavement of the courtyard to the south tower door.

    Dame Galatea strolls to the south tower door.
    Dame Galatea tilts her head at Blodwen, "I will help you find it. What is it?"
    Blodwen answers Dame Galatea, "Storypoints."



    ((cleaned a bit of extraneous stuff))

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  • Brook
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    A small hound pokes you wetly with his paw.

    You worry about a small hound in Northern, "Why are your paws wet ..."

    A small hound nudges you experimentally with his paw.

    A small hound gazes mirthfully at you.

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  • Trisan
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    Dame Eeva winks at a small ale cask.

    OOC -- Dame Eeva says to a small ale cask, "Why?"

    OOC -- Lord Mirshan says, "cause you didn't take it to dinner first"

    Dame Eeva takes a silver tankard from atop the small oak cask and fills it with hearty dark ale.

    OOC -- Dame Eeva says, "I dunno why we have to wink at the water cask anyway"

    OOC -- Lord Mirshan says, "cause it's got body image issues"

    OOC -- Dame Eeva says, "Like, who built that shit"

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  • Dolph
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    Burned by a page boy:

    A young page boy replies, in Teanga, "Doctor Mielyr went that way!"
    >
    You snort at a young page boy, "Not Doctor Mielyr, Doctor DOLPH."
    >
    A young page boy responds, in Teanga, "Not all doctors are healers!"


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  • BigRedV
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    You hear a squeaky voice echo through the south door. "Pssst! 'ey!

    You say, "I was going to see if the Mistress was about but I can't leave you in here and I don...."
    You call, "Yes?"
    Zephyrus swivels his gaze to the bubinga and iron door.

    You mutter a-lot.
    You step to the bubinga and iron door.

    You hear a scuffle from just outside the south door as if someone or something is struggling with something.

    You regret your feet already, "Damn it all to hell."
    You say, "Stay here."

    A single silk thread descends into the room and a mercenary gnome skillfully descends along the thread! He reaches the floor and grasps his crossbow, scanning the area!

    A single silk thread descends into the room and a stealthy gnome slips soundlessly to the floor where he crouches and looks around dubiously!

    A gnome mercenary runs to the northeastern door.
    A gnome mercenary slams the northeastern door.
    A gnome mercenary closes the northeastern door.

    There is a click from the northeastern door.

    You say, "Hey!"
    A gnome mercenary turns toward you now..
    A gnome mercenary levels his tiny crossbow at you.

    Your duckcall emits a loud "QUACK!" as you blow it. You know that your call was heard by Lieutenant Natasha.

    You run westward.
    A gnome mercenary says, "Ey! Wait!"
    A gnome mercenary grunts small.

    You pause your feet.
    A gnome mercenary mutters, "Peoples!"
    A stealthy gnome shakes his head, "Hoomans!"
    You eye a stealthy gnome and a gnome mercenary, "You're the one with a crossbow!"

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  • Natasha
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    A single silk thread descends into the room and a burly gnome tumbles down the strand clumsily! He falls to the floor before standing and huffing aloud!

    You swivel your bright deep skyblue eyes around the northern half of the workshop.

    Vasilisa lifts her strong hands, "I...."

    A stealthy gnome slips his tiny crossbow forward.

    A gnome mercenary calls aloud, "Chicken is cooked!"

    A burly gnome scurries away.

    a gnome mercenary fires a tiny crossbow at Vasilisa; a tiny, steel needle soars through the air and strikes her as she tries to dodge then tumbles to the ground!

    A burly gnome stomps out through the northwestern door.

    A stealthy gnome grunts, "It's burnt!"

    You blink slowly at the northern half of the workshop.

    A gnome mercenary yells small, "Fire in the house!"

    A gnome mercenary runs randomly.

    A stealthy gnome scrambles around the northern half of the workshop.

    Vasilisa just blinks, "What..."

    You check Vasilisa, "Did that hurt?"

    A gnome mercenary runs toward the southwestern gate.

    Vasilisa tells you honestly, " No."

    A stealthy gnome sprints too.

    Vasilisa says, "What is going on!"

    You turn, "I better go get that one."

    [few moments later]

    A stealthy gnome replies, "Birdies are hungry!"

    You, a stealthy gnome and a burly gnome are standing near the northeastern gate. Vasilisa and a gnome mercenary are standing near the northwestern gate. A white-steel bell in a koawood frame is hanging against the southern heavy iron door. The Embinders roster is hanging next to the southwestern door. A small mosaic tile of various brightly colored jewels, a small mosaic tile haphazardly piled with randomly-placed mudstones, a small mosaic tile of shiny onyx and glittering green-jade and a small mosaic tile in shell and pearl are hanging above the large fireplace. A large amaranth is standing near the large fireplace.

    A gnome mercenary warns Vasilisa, "Don't tell nebody!"

    A burly gnome says, "Chirp cha cha!"

    A gnome mercenary tosses two smooth black marbles.

    A smooth black marble explodes with a brilliant flash of light, a clap of thunder and large, thick cloud of smoke forms and obscures your vision for several moments.
    A smooth black marble explodes with a brilliant flash of light, a clap of thunder and large, thick cloud of smoke forms and obscures your vision for several moments.

    A gnome mercenary yells, "Flee!"

    A stealthy gnome points at you, "Hooman!"

    Vasilisa covers her deep-set hazel eyes, "Hell."

    A stealthy gnome scrambles again.

    A burly gnome says, "Person!"

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  • Ennah
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    Ezraella smoothes dragon-like a misty blue chiffon skirt and a misty blue velour trailing skirt over the pale marble floor.

    Ezraella moves from the pale marble floor to the eastern ascending stairs.

    A bald guard bows deeply to Ezraella in Teanga, "Good to see you again."

    Ezraella leaves through the eastern ascending stairs.

    You hear a woman calling "dragon-like, what does that even mean?!" from the eastern ascending stairs.

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  • Sinvy
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    Part of a scroll..

    "here is all my money I don't know what decorum is but I think I needed to send that too so if I find it in my room I will send it later"

    I laugh every time. <3

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  • Aptaliesin
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    Meanwhile at the middle of the bridge.....

    Lord Boreas remarks then in Northern, "Meowulf apparently stuck an earspoon in his ear, capered down the stairs west of here, slipped on ice, and rammed it into his brain. I remember being surprised, because I was sure there wasn't one there."

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  • BigRedV
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    LOL! no. It was because she had big, red hair and her name is Vasilisa. Though, after I realized people might not understand it as well as I do >.>

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