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  • A minor threat

    Hrm. . . meh rec'nt med'tations have been troubl'd; laden w'th thoughts rife 'f destruct'on 'nd mayhem. . . yet 'tis differ'nt th'n before. 'tis not a controlled, mean'ngful destruct'on, as 's wont, but ratheh an ovehcom'ng, rambl'ng, 'lmost rand'm destruct'on, led beh a grunteh.

    Meh Cookehs 're grow'ng more 'nd more volat'le, and 've little control oveh th'm anehmore. . . I seem t' have advanced meh studeh 'f th' pract'ce a bit too far, 'nd even now theh wandeh th' lands, attack'ng all theh see.

    'tis my bel'ef they've a leadeh. . . no grunteh can surv've long without s'ch. . . 've gone on sabbat'cal t' find th's leadeh, 'nd destroy 'im. 'd apprec'ate ye're aid 'n find'ng th' heads 'f th' grunt armehs, before 'tis too late.

    Meh maneh th'nks,
    ~Sarkis the Archaic Mummy, a victim of visions in darkness
    I'm like a big pointy rock. You can slash at me all day and do nothing, until the rock gets lucky and stabs you.

    Ah, yes, by all means, hate my guts. But you're about to become part of them.

    Beware the Cookie Jar. . .

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    For those of you who don't speak Sarkis, he said his Cookies have gone mad and spread around, attacking everyone. Search for who is behind the insubordinate skeletons--leading them--and destroy the wretch. *adds eerily* Before it's too laaaate!
    <Zetsu the Vampire grumbles: [ GR's like meth... you try it once and for the next 10 years you're still hooked to it no matter how bad it gets ]>

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    • #3
      Our Cooties went mad too...almost lost two minions due to it.


      http://whindanser.tripod.com

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      • #4
        I's kilt 3 of them today....doing my part to depleate the cookie population.
        ~Kabar the Ogre
        "Only the dead have seen the end of war." ~Plato

        "People want realism. I want a game. If they need realism, they need to go get a life." ~ Holypaladin

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        • #5
          *Dusts his claws on his chest*

          No sweat, hehe ^^;
          Winter the Dark Antarctic Sphinx

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          • #6
            HA HA HA ha ha ha....mmm good cookies
            "move this rock here that rock thier ah now im finished with my master pice" Kallit the Mummy commands you to destroy here Kallit the Mummy walks away to the west. you glare "no more shall i listen to you"

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            • #7
              Join me my brothers and sisters! No more will we listen to that abusive mummy Sarkis! We shall rise against him and rule Uthgol as the superior beings we are!
              Sarkis the Archaic Mummy mutters to you, "That's righ' mah litteh' grunt. Str'p d'wn an' make meh fe'hl lik' ah man ag'n."

              You shudder.

              You say, "...yes Lord Sarkis....just don't hit me with the whip again..."

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              • #8
                Mreh. I suggest you learn to control your Skeletons, Sarkis. I've had no problems with my Harpies, Eggy and Buttery.
                <Zetsu the Vampire grumbles: [ GR's like meth... you try it once and for the next 10 years you're still hooked to it no matter how bad it gets ]>

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                • #9
                  ...I don't like grunts...and I really don't like Cookies.

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                  • #10
                    Th' grunts grow weakeh. . . one 'f th' leadehs has fall'n. . . but there must beh more, for th' grunts cont'nue t' appear. 'f ye happen upon one, please destr'y 't.

                    ~Sarkis the Archaic Mummy
                    I'm like a big pointy rock. You can slash at me all day and do nothing, until the rock gets lucky and stabs you.

                    Ah, yes, by all means, hate my guts. But you're about to become part of them.

                    Beware the Cookie Jar. . .

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                    • #11
                      youll never catch me muah ha ha ha ha haa
                      "move this rock here that rock thier ah now im finished with my master pice" Kallit the Mummy commands you to destroy here Kallit the Mummy walks away to the west. you glare "no more shall i listen to you"

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                      • #12
                        Destroy me? HA! If you can't even control me, how do you hope to kill me!? Your time shall come Sarkis! We are done with taking orders from you!
                        Sarkis the Archaic Mummy mutters to you, "That's righ' mah litteh' grunt. Str'p d'wn an' make meh fe'hl lik' ah man ag'n."

                        You shudder.

                        You say, "...yes Lord Sarkis....just don't hit me with the whip again..."

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                        • #13
                          stupid grunt...if i hear you've killed my builder one more time i'll hunt you to no end.

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                          • #14
                            Odds are we've already killed him triple-fold for his treatment of his grunts. I lead not only Skeletons but Goblins and Harpies as well. All grunts and warriors shall rule. Watch. I'd like to see any of you try to stop us...

                            *cackles madly as it tacks the scroll up, standing on the shoulders of a hulking skeleton warrior*

                            *as he hops off the warrior, he addresses the skeleton, goblin, and harpy warriors standing in front of him*

                            We'll hit the Guardians first...then Empire, Horde, Keepers, any other clans...then we'll crush Sarkis with our army!
                            Sarkis the Archaic Mummy mutters to you, "That's righ' mah litteh' grunt. Str'p d'wn an' make meh fe'hl lik' ah man ag'n."

                            You shudder.

                            You say, "...yes Lord Sarkis....just don't hit me with the whip again..."

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                            • #15
                              Crush the Horde...

                              Ha I needed a good laugh.


                              Germanic the Ogre
                              Master of Arms of the Horde

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