Grendel's Revenge Free Accounts

On December 15th of 2012, Grendel's Revenge enabled free accounts for play. This announcement is following in the suit of TEC's own free account announcement, serving as a reminder to any new or returning players that are browsing the forums.

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A challenge to the cowards

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  • A challenge to the cowards

    Seems I fell asleep at warrior's fane, and like the fabled hooman ugly who fell asleep for years, I have snoozed away for months. Why didn't anyone wake me up? Too cowardly? Too greedy for my treasures? I find you all worth spitting on (you should be so lucky). I challenge any monster who thinks itself monsterly enough to a belching contest. Find me. I'll win. YOU will lose like the worms you all are.

  • #2
    *clawed with extreme lazyness into a decoying human corpse and tossed into the shine*
    Yes, It is the Titan who has awaken Yes? Oh how much I have missed you, I was beginning to believe you had gone and been slain by those creatures of the dark.


    • #3
      **Reads the message clawed into a rotting human corpse and raises one eyebrow.**

      **Ponders the meaning of this crafty message.**
      SMARMY the GIANT


      • #4
        Just as I thought, there have been no challengers. You are all, therefore, lesser monsters than I, Smarmy. Pay me the worship I deserve, tremble before my might and gutteral belches, or feel my foot crushing your skull as I grind you into the soils of Uthgol.
        SMARMY the GIANT