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SkotOS Downtown: Wednesday, 11am-1pm PT

I am scheduling a downtime for all SkotOS machines from 11am-1pm PT on Wednesday.
  • Marrach will be going down to upgrade its Operating System
  • Lazarus (and Lovecraft) will be going down to upgrade its Operating System
  • Ironclaw will (hopefully) be going down to tune its performance
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Grendel's Revenge Free Accounts

On December 15th of 2012, Grendel's Revenge enabled free accounts for play. This announcement is following in the suit of TEC's own free account announcement, serving as a reminder to any new or returning players that are browsing the forums.

For all the details about what free accounts are, look no further than here: http://forum.skotos.net/showthread.php?t=95655

In order to log into GR for free, simply visit this page to sign into your Skotos account (ignoring any subscription notices it may give): https://www.skotos.net/user/login.php

Then click the following link for Zealotry/Firefox: zealotry:@GrendelsRevenge.skotos.net...login/Zealotry

Or this link for Alice/Internet Explorer: http://grendelsrevenge.skotos.net/mo...in/alice.shtml

Problems? Questions? You can email the GR staff group at grendel.staff@gmail.com
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    [In the new Dragoon Army lair, the remains of a stinking stitch-ridden human corpse hangs from a triggered trap. In its hand, a note that reads:]

    Dear experiment subject number #{9174L}! I am proud to congratulate you on being drafted into an ongoing effort to increase laboratory productivity!

    You will be subject to a number of overwhelmingly pleasant experiments from this point on. Know that your safety is a high priority in these fatal tests!

    Attached to this letter is a form. Please take your time to fill it out and notify me of the health and progress of your clan's members on a weekly basis.

    Wishing you productive endeavors,

    ~Usuichii and Usuichii Laboratories
    -Usuichii, Great Scientist.

    Smarmy the Titan bellows to you, "You look almost like an Ugly."

    Blackhand the Orc grumbles: I don't know what to call you. No ugly is that vile, and no proper creature of Uthgol has ever had such a lack of honor!

    Usuichii 1, Usuichii 2


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    What is this?
    "...safety is a high priority in these fatal tests!"

    You're crazy. Now I know this for SURE. Not only this, but you are also a traitor to Grendel, behaving and dressing like some idiot ugly. SHAME ON YOU! We should all just kill you on sight. I'm a builder, not a fighter, so I shall leave the killing for the blood-thirsty to enjoy.
    Korky the Ogre
    Master Builder, Head Trapper, Mining Foreman, Demolitions Expert

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