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    Tender getting bigger and fatter, needs new lair. Nice monster can help?
    The only person who is allowed to kill people in mass numbers is god himself.. and its cool because he always serenedes you with trumpets to soften the mood prior.

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    I will build you a den. Have your den location picked out. And, if I need to fly to get there, you are out of luck, since my grunts don't fly.
    Korky the Ogre
    Master , Head Trapper, Mining Foreman, Demolitions Expert

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      [Fixed just below the request is a piece of bright white parchment]

      Greetings potential subject,

      Please fill out the attached form so that your request for testing submittal can be reviewed and processed. All fields must be filled and this form returned to its original location for retrieval. In return for submitting yourself to becoming a part of the Usuichii Laboratories testing family, your request will be fulfilled.


      Potential subject name: ______________

      Gender: _______

      Race: _______

      Age: _______

      Body Weight (Approximate): _________


      To the best of your knowledge, have you recently had any meals (meat, bread, human, pastry) or shamanic potions that may have contained black worm? (Yes/no)


      On a scale of one to ten*, how would you rate your knowledge of Usuichii Laboratories and your legal rights as a monster in Uthgol?

      *: For the less productively developed minds: One, two, three, for, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, one being the lowest, ten being the highest.


      In the unlikely event of an accident (pre or post reincarnation), which of the following organs are you least likely to notice missing? (Check all that apply):

      [ ] Spleen
      [ ] Heart
      [ ] Pancreas
      [ ] Tongue
      [ ] Left or right ankle
      [ ] Liver
      [ ] Brain


      Interested in becoming a supporter of Usuichii Laboratories? Use this limited space to list any number of potentially interested testing subjects!

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      If you require more space, please use the back of this parchment.




      Potential subject name _________,

      hereby donates his, her, or its body to the productive furthering of Usuichii Laboratories in return for services rendered. In the event that damage occurs to Usuichii Laboratories property, contractor, or contractee, Usuichii Laboratories holds all rights to revoke offered services and collect on agreed upon terms listed above. Usuichii Laboratories holds the right to revoke offered services at any time and without warning or explanation, while still maintaining the ability to collect on agreed upon terms listed above.

      Please sign: _______________

      Usuichii Laboratories


      [Near "Usuichii Laboratories" in the bottom right corner of the parchment is the silhouette of a black figure from the shoulder up. Centered in the figure's face are a pair of white rectangle-shaped glass lenses]
      -Usuichii, Great Scientist.

      Smarmy the Titan bellows to you, "You look almost like an Ugly."

      Blackhand the Orc grumbles: I don't know what to call you. No ugly is that vile, and no proper creature of Uthgol has ever had such a lack of honor!

      Usuichii 1, Usuichii 2

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      • #4
        [Fixed just below the request is a piece of bright white parchment]

        Greetings potential subject,

        Please fill out the attached form so that your request for testing submittal can be reviewed and processed. All fields must be filled and this form returned to its original location for retrieval. In return for submitting yourself to becoming a part of the Usuichii Laboratories testing family, your request will be fulfilled.


        Potential subject name: Tender

        Gender: It

        Race: Chimera
        Age: 10
        Body Weight (Approximate): 200 lbs


        To the best of your knowledge, have you recently had any meals (meat, bread, human, pastry) or shamanic potions that may have contained black worm? (Yes/no) No


        On a scale of one to ten*, how would you rate your knowledge of Usuichii Laboratories and your legal rights as a monster in Uthgol? 1

        *: For the less productively developed minds: One, two, three, for, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, one being the lowest, ten being the highest.


        In the unlikely event of an accident (pre or post reincarnation), which of the following organs are you least likely to notice missing? (Check all that apply):

        [x] Spleen
        [x] Heart
        [x] Pancreas
        [x] Tongue
        [x] Left or right ankle
        [x] Liver
        [ ] Brain


        Interested in becoming a supporter of Usuichii Laboratories? Use this limited space to list any number of potentially interested testing subjects!

        ____________

        ____________

        ____________

        ____________

        ____________

        ____________

        ____________

        ____________

        ____________

        ____________

        ____________

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        ____________

        ____________

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        If you require more space, please use the back of this parchment.




        Potential subject name

        Tender,

        hereby donates his, her, or its body to the productive furthering of Usuichii Laboratories in return for services rendered. In the event that damage occurs to Usuichii Laboratories property, contractor, or contractee, Usuichii Laboratories holds all rights to revoke offered services and collect on agreed upon terms listed above. Usuichii Laboratories holds the right to revoke offered services at any time and without warning or explanation, while still maintaining the ability to collect on agreed upon terms listed above.

        Please sign: *A fat, cat-like paw print has been smeared onto the parchment*

        Usuichii Laboratories


        [Near "Usuichii Laboratories" in the bottom right corner of the parchment is the silhouette of a black figure from the shoulder up. Centered in the figure's face are a pair of white rectangle-shaped glass lenses]
        The only person who is allowed to kill people in mass numbers is god himself.. and its cool because he always serenedes you with trumpets to soften the mood prior.

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