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  • Tender the Cerberus walks around sniffing the ground.
    Tender the Cerberus sniffs your leg.
    Tender the Cerberus pees on your leg.

    SMARMY the GIANT

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    • You wave to Troshin the Ghoul.
      Troshin the Ghoul looks at you.
      You wail to Troshin the Ghoul, "Hello."
      Troshin the Ghoul groans to you, "Need killing?"
      Troshin the Ghoul lands.
      You wail to Troshin the Ghoul, "You're welcome to try!"
      A diamond runemage points towards himself but misses, accidentally healing a nearby fly instead.
      A diamond conjurer walks away to a hidden valley, to the north.
      A nickel cavalier begins to move toward Troshin the Ghoul.
      A nickel cavalier stops next to Troshin the Ghoul.
      A nickel cavalier stabs at Troshin the Ghoul with his supreme dagger! 2539 points of damage! Troshin the Ghoul roars a final time before dying.
      A crystal knight wears a blue-colored satchel.
      A crystal knight begins to move toward you.
      A crystal knight stops next to you.
      A crystal knight stops wielding a fine polemace.
      A crystal knight straps a supreme spiked round shield to his arm.
      A crystal knight wields a shoddy long mace.
      [Success: 50, Roll: 957] A crystal knight krushes you with his shoddy long mace! 660 points of damage!
      [Success: 50, Roll: 767] A blinding blue light surrounds you as strange spirits rise from the ground!
      A human ring master walks away to a hidden valley, to the north.
      A diamond conjurer is moving away from you nearby to the north.
      [Success: 50, Roll: 239] A crossbow bolt whizzes into the area from the north, striking you! 3284 points of damage!
      A human ring master is moving away from you nearby to the north.
      You have lost control of the Rune of Struggle.
      [Success: 50, Roll: 638] A giant gout of flame pours in from the north and burns Troshin the Ghoul, a diamond runemage, a nickel cavalier, a crystal knight, a human ring master, a human high ophen and you to a crisp! 3351 points of damage! You fall, kicking and screaming, into the oblivion of Grendel's embrace!

      Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

      EDIT:

      You step into a shimmering red portal that appears before you, and you are transported to the requested destination.
      You arrive at the inside of a giant skull. You see an a humid jungle choked with vines to the north, to the southeast, and to the west; a hot and humid tropical area to the northeast and to the east; and a lush green forest to the south, to the southwest, and to the northwest.
      You are no longer busy.
      You sit down on a large throne made from bones and skulls.
      You begin to examine the inside of a giant skull closely.
      A giant bolt of lightning crashes from the sky, through an eyesocket in the skull, and hits a large throne made from bones and skulls!
      A looming shadow rises from the ground around the throne, and enters your body, filling you with the spirit of Grendel!
      You feel the strength of Grendel filling your entire body! You are the new undead avatar!
      You are no longer busy.
      You finish examining the inside of a giant skull.
      You sense that that the new undead avatar will not be chosen anytime soon.
      Last edited by Fangor; 01-04-2018, 08:23 AM.
      Marx the Lich
      Rykon the Dwerger

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      • <You grumble: [ btw, ever swear in the shrine?]>

        <Tezcal the Mummy grumbles: [I have not, what happens?]>

        <You grumble: [ oh! Far be it for ME to say! I wouldn't even suggest anybody, such as yourself, try it. ]>

        <Tezcal the Mummy grumbles: [hehe...might have to press the red button and see what happens.]>

        <You grumble: [ Well, it won't be MY fault if you swear in the shrine. After all, I didn't suggest you do so. ]>

        <Tezcal the Mummy grumbles: [nope, just waved the carrot in front of my face ]>

        <You grumble: [ huh? Carrot? I don't see no carrot!]>
        Korky the Ogre
        Master Builder, Head Trapper, Mining Foreman, Demolitions Expert

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        • You bellow to Anknut the Bugbear, "Live long and prosper...."
          You pause.
          You bellow, "Oh. Wrong fantasy. Kill many and grow strong!
          SMARMY the GIANT

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          • <Anknut the Dwerger grumbles: [yep, if I had a supreme long blow, I would not give it up either ]>

            <You grumble: [ I don't know any guy who would give up a long BLOW.]>
            SMARMY the GIANT

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            • Grendel's Minions

              Ernesto the Sphinx.................................Korky the Ogre
              Anknut the Dwerger................................Edamas the Haunt
              Babayaga the Hag

              StoryGuides on Duty

              Cyan



              You communicate to the StoryGuides, "A storyguide! They ARE real!!"
              You communicate to the StoryGuides, "*faints*"
              SMARMY the GIANT

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              • You close your eyes and begin to channel your thoughts through the void, "Ooh! Ooh! I just ... um.. **cough** Do either of you know how to read a map? If so, I will share the bunnies with you."

                (Global) Korky the Ogre speaks through the void, "Of course I can read maps. I'm a builder. They are like the layout of a lair written down. What is this about bunnies?"

                You close your eyes and begin to channel your thoughts through the void, "Bunnies are cute fluffy creatures with huge teeth and softy, fuzzy fur. I would like some to roast and use their skins to make bunny boots. Perhaps I will use the ears on my head, and the tail around by my butt, so I can perhaps fool the uglies."

                (Global) Grathore the Ogre speaks through the void, "Sound strategic thinking.."
                (Global) Korky the Ogre speaks through the void, "You have got to be joking. I can read a map, but I am not leaving my lair so you can get some horrible creature like a 'bunny'. I honestly think they are an invasive species the uglies put here to torment us in our dreams."

                You close your eyes and begin to channel your thoughts through the void, "But... they're BUNNIES!! Haven't you ever seen one?? They are sooo CUTE!!! and sooo FLUFFY!!"

                (Global) Korky the Ogre speaks through the void, "Oh My Grendel! You are insane, aren't you? Did you hit your head too hard against the shrine wall or something? Or were you created this crazy?? I am not going to stick around to listen to this nonsense! Get a LIFE, Giant. Good Night."

                You close your eyes and begin to channel your thoughts through the void, "**sobs and boo-hoos**"

                (Global) Grathore the Ogre speaks through the void, "They are also yummy. I'll help you find bunnies"

                You close your eyes and begin to channel your thoughts through the void, "**sobs** But I ... I wiped my tears with the map, and now it is just a wet blurry mess!! Waaa!!"

                (Global) Grathore the Ogre speaks through the void, "find another map. I'll run recon for bunnies."

                You close your eyes and begin to channel your thoughts through the void, "**Sniffles** Um. Ok. B..But are you sure there's more than one map to where the bunnies are??"

                (Global) Grathore the Ogre speaks through the void, "So....there is more than one place to find bunnies?!"

                You close your eyes and begin to channel your thoughts through the void, "I don't know! I can't read maps!"

                (Global) Grathore the Ogre speaks through the void, "I'll keep a look out for a map too. maybe we can find bunnies."

                You close your eyes and begin to channel your thoughts through the void, "** Squeals with delight** Ooh, thank you! Thank you!"
                SMARMY the GIANT

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