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Multiple Downtimes for All Games [Phase 1 Done]

Unfortunately, the whole computing world is facing a major crisis right now thanks to Intel and other major processors missing critical security flaws in their architecture. As a result, our ISP is doing a set of emergency updates to all of their hardware. We are getting about a day's notice on this, and we're told that they're going to need to patch each machine multiple times, which very inconveniently means multiple downtimes.

At this point, all of the Phase 1 Maintenance is Done, and we're awaiting word from our ISP on when Phase 2 will begin. We'll post a new announcement when it does.
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Grendel's Revenge Free Accounts

On December 15th of 2012, Grendel's Revenge enabled free accounts for play. This announcement is following in the suit of TEC's own free account announcement, serving as a reminder to any new or returning players that are browsing the forums.

For all the details about what free accounts are, look no further than here:

In order to log into GR for free, simply visit this page to sign into your Skotos account (ignoring any subscription notices it may give):

Then click the following link for Zealotry/Firefox:

Or this link for Alice/Internet Explorer:

Problems? Questions? You can email the GR staff group at
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Funny Moments of Monsters

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  • Tender the Cerberus walks around sniffing the ground.
    Tender the Cerberus sniffs your leg.
    Tender the Cerberus pees on your leg.



    • You wave to Troshin the Ghoul.
      Troshin the Ghoul looks at you.
      You wail to Troshin the Ghoul, "Hello."
      Troshin the Ghoul groans to you, "Need killing?"
      Troshin the Ghoul lands.
      You wail to Troshin the Ghoul, "You're welcome to try!"
      A diamond runemage points towards himself but misses, accidentally healing a nearby fly instead.
      A diamond conjurer walks away to a hidden valley, to the north.
      A nickel cavalier begins to move toward Troshin the Ghoul.
      A nickel cavalier stops next to Troshin the Ghoul.
      A nickel cavalier stabs at Troshin the Ghoul with his supreme dagger! 2539 points of damage! Troshin the Ghoul roars a final time before dying.
      A crystal knight wears a blue-colored satchel.
      A crystal knight begins to move toward you.
      A crystal knight stops next to you.
      A crystal knight stops wielding a fine polemace.
      A crystal knight straps a supreme spiked round shield to his arm.
      A crystal knight wields a shoddy long mace.
      [Success: 50, Roll: 957] A crystal knight krushes you with his shoddy long mace! 660 points of damage!
      [Success: 50, Roll: 767] A blinding blue light surrounds you as strange spirits rise from the ground!
      A human ring master walks away to a hidden valley, to the north.
      A diamond conjurer is moving away from you nearby to the north.
      [Success: 50, Roll: 239] A crossbow bolt whizzes into the area from the north, striking you! 3284 points of damage!
      A human ring master is moving away from you nearby to the north.
      You have lost control of the Rune of Struggle.
      [Success: 50, Roll: 638] A giant gout of flame pours in from the north and burns Troshin the Ghoul, a diamond runemage, a nickel cavalier, a crystal knight, a human ring master, a human high ophen and you to a crisp! 3351 points of damage! You fall, kicking and screaming, into the oblivion of Grendel's embrace!



      You step into a shimmering red portal that appears before you, and you are transported to the requested destination.
      You arrive at the inside of a giant skull. You see an a humid jungle choked with vines to the north, to the southeast, and to the west; a hot and humid tropical area to the northeast and to the east; and a lush green forest to the south, to the southwest, and to the northwest.
      You are no longer busy.
      You sit down on a large throne made from bones and skulls.
      You begin to examine the inside of a giant skull closely.
      A giant bolt of lightning crashes from the sky, through an eyesocket in the skull, and hits a large throne made from bones and skulls!
      A looming shadow rises from the ground around the throne, and enters your body, filling you with the spirit of Grendel!
      You feel the strength of Grendel filling your entire body! You are the new undead avatar!
      You are no longer busy.
      You finish examining the inside of a giant skull.
      You sense that that the new undead avatar will not be chosen anytime soon.
      Last edited by Fangor; 01-04-2018, 09:23 AM.
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