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Fun with numbers part 2!

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  • Fun with numbers part 2!

    [Success: 50, Roll: 826] You slash at an elderly human sage with your strong claws. 1234 points of damage! An elderly human sage whines, "Mommy!" before breathing her last. You infect her with poison, strength 73!

    I just liked that.

  • #2
    would have been better if the poison damage was 56
    -Shadow

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    • #3
      Hmm...to doctor the post or to take 100 favors out of venom? Choices, choices.

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      • #4
        Poison courses through a porcine cleric's veins, strength 1324!
        A porcine cleric roars a final time before dying.

        so close
        You can't stand my Gouf.

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        • #5
          [Success: 483, Roll: 384] Karith the Mummy tries to heal you, but fails.

          It reversed! Ooooooooo.

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          • #6
            Poison course through your veins, strength 1234!

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            • #7
              [Success: 646, Roll: 464] You exhale a noxious cloud of poison gas at a tough and chewy looking mercenary. But you only sputter a small fluffy cloud instead.
              You can't stand my Gouf.

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              • #8
                Poison courses through a lithe young priest's veins, strength 123!
                A lithe young priest roars a final time before dying.
                <Pandarus thinks aloud: Oh Ereal's blazing jewels, I'm on my way.>

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                • #9
                  [Success: 497, Roll: 720] A tasty human druid krushes you with her iron fist! 29 points of damage!
                  poison druid
                  [Success: 497, Roll: 742] A tasty human druid krushes you with her iron fist! 27 points of damage!
                  [Success: 464, Roll: 835] You exhale a noxious cloud of poison gas at a tasty human druid. You choke a tasty human druid with your hideous breath of noxious fumes!
                  [Success: 464, Roll: 793] You exhale a noxious cloud of poison gas at a tasty human druid. You choke a tasty human druid with your hideous breath of noxious fumes!
                  [Success: 497, Roll: 755] A tasty human druid krushes you with her iron fist! 23 points of damage!
                  Poison courses through a tasty human druid's veins, strength 79!
                  A tasty human druid roars a final time before dying.



                  The total damage the druid delt to me equals the strength of the poison I infected it with.. I was really tired, and was counting his total damage, and saw the last one and was like.. "Hmm.. 79" then The poison hit, and i was like, "wtf?"


                  Edit: Took out my command inputs, and any misses on either side. Also took out him carapacing himself.
                  <Pandarus thinks aloud: Oh Ereal's blazing jewels, I'm on my way.>

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                  • #10
                    [Success: 500, Roll: 475] A fledgeling magic user tries to stab you with his stiletto, but misses.
                    Poison courses through a fledgeling magic user's veins, strength 123!
                    A fledgeling magic user roars a final time before dying.
                    poison magic
                    You can't poisonbreath the corpse of a fledgeling magic user.
                    <Pandarus thinks aloud: Oh Ereal's blazing jewels, I'm on my way.>

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                    • #11
                      [Success: 50, Roll: 277] You stab Naki the Ghost with your iron spike! 69 points of damage!

                      *coughs*

                      Kazzar: Why the hell would I mate with a giant parrot with anus breath?
                      <Mentor: Boadecia the Vampire mentors: Gabby is as 1337 as a duck.>
                      Dvea: Honor student of 'How to be evil 101'.
                      Exodias: Miss all of ya (Even Malice)
                      Hecate was here!

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                      • #12
                        Moments later.

                        Your supreme heater shield takes 69 points of damage!
                        [Success: 950, Roll: 201] A learned cavalier tries to stab you with his iron spike, but misses.
                        Originally posted by Usuichii
                        Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"
                        Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"
                        Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"

                        If you say it three times, they say they'll come after you that night.
                        Originally posted by fiendish_thingy
                        They say the last thing you notice before you die is the faint smell of cinnamon and bacon.
                        Originally posted by kaoslace
                        I find your lack of doughnuts disturbing.

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                        • #13
                          Minutes later...

                          Your supreme heater shield takes 69 points of damage!
                          [Success: 950, Roll: 196] A practiced mercenary tries to stab you with his iron spike, but misses.

                          Fate? Coincidence?
                          Originally posted by Usuichii
                          Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"
                          Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"
                          Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"

                          If you say it three times, they say they'll come after you that night.
                          Originally posted by fiendish_thingy
                          They say the last thing you notice before you die is the faint smell of cinnamon and bacon.
                          Originally posted by kaoslace
                          I find your lack of doughnuts disturbing.

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                          • #15
                            Slight improvement.

                            Your supreme heater shield takes 68 points of damage!
                            [Success: 924, Roll: 621] A druid of Ermal tries to krush you with her iron fist, but misses.

                            Edit: Note the reversals of the numbers below. The slight increase and a change of mind.

                            [Success: 950, Roll: 969] A square-jawed barbarian krushes you with his hammer! 274 points of damage!
                            [Success: 950, Roll: 996] A profane deacon stabs you with her stiletto! 247 points of damage!
                            [Success: 950, Roll: 997] A profane deacon stabs you with his stiletto! 210 points of damage!
                            Originally posted by Usuichii
                            Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"
                            Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"
                            Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"

                            If you say it three times, they say they'll come after you that night.
                            Originally posted by fiendish_thingy
                            They say the last thing you notice before you die is the faint smell of cinnamon and bacon.
                            Originally posted by kaoslace
                            I find your lack of doughnuts disturbing.

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