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Fun with numbers part 2!

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  • #31
    Poison courses through a stolid deacon's veins, strength 2666!
    A stolid deacon roars a final time before dying.
    In a bright flash of searing light, a nearby portal collapses into itself and vanishes.

    .....wow....didnt know i had it in me......
    Originally posted by Rythgen
    Fiendy could witstomp you into oblivion.



    <Vyshka the Wyvern grumbles: {Hecate wins the internet. Forever.}>

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    • #32
      [Success: 0, Roll: 1000] You start to protect a Goblin grunt. Nobody is getting past you! You assume a guard position next to a Goblin grunt.

      Heheh, first time that happened for me.
      Blackhand

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      • #33
        Yeah, and over a flimsy grunt too :P
        I must not lag. Lag is the game-killer. Lag is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my lag. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the lag has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

        <Toasty the Gryphon grumbles: [ I had a visual of Lurekus as, like .. a mummified Mr. Clean.. ]>

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        • #34
          .....wow....didnt know i had it in me......

          What... Gas? *eyeshifty*
          Vote for GR!
          El. Psy. Congroo.
          Nobody suspects the butterfly...

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          • #35
            [Success: 50, Roll: 908] You slash at a short, pudgy magic user with your strong claws. 3232 points of damage! A short, pudgy magic user whimpers, "Wait, does this mean I won't be in the sequel?", before dying.
            Originally posted by Usuichii
            Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"
            Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"
            Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"

            If you say it three times, they say they'll come after you that night.
            Originally posted by fiendish_thingy
            They say the last thing you notice before you die is the faint smell of cinnamon and bacon.
            Originally posted by kaoslace
            I find your lack of doughnuts disturbing.

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            • #36
              [Success: 50, Roll: 999] You slash at a husky human rogue with your strong claws. 1937 points of damage! A husky human rogue exclaims, "Curses! Foiled again!" before dying. You infect him with poison, strength 115!

              Screw you too Alice...1 away from 1000 and 63 away from 2000. I hate you Alice, I hate you. What time is it? Holy balls it's 4:18 am....i should ge tto sleep. it's lete. no! Must get 50 favor s frists.

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              • #37
                [Success: 950, Roll: 984] A calm, smiling monk slashes you with her painful claws! 1212 points of damage!
                <the next roll>
                [Success: 950, Roll: 999] A calm, smiling monk slashes you with her painful claws! 1621 points of damage!

                That's the most I've seen an ugly do before. . .

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                • #38
                  You set up a big club and wind it back against a spring. Its ready to bonk!
                  [Success: 203, Roll: 666] You finish constructing a trap.

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                  • #39
                    [Success: 50, Roll: 926] You drain a portion of a competent hunter's life energy! 1111 points of damage!


                    Woo, neato.
                    Vote for GR!
                    El. Psy. Congroo.
                    Nobody suspects the butterfly...

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                    • #40
                      [Success: 181, Roll: 733] Luzige the Lich points towards you and you are surrounded by a blue light. You have been healed!
                      [Success: 478, Roll: 480] Germanic the Ogre points towards you and you are surrounded by a blue light. You have been healed!
                      [Success: 426, Roll: 670] Toasty the Gryphon points towards you and you are surrounded by a blue light. You have been healed!

                      Sooper healing!

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                      • #41
                        Well we all know who the hopeless healer is
                        Originally posted by Usuichii
                        Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"
                        Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"
                        Vyshka the Wyvern hisses to a round silver mirror, "Rythvea"

                        If you say it three times, they say they'll come after you that night.
                        Originally posted by fiendish_thingy
                        They say the last thing you notice before you die is the faint smell of cinnamon and bacon.
                        Originally posted by kaoslace
                        I find your lack of doughnuts disturbing.

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                        • #42
                          Just look at the number of scrolls.

                          You are wearing:

                          a supreme pocketed wooden ring
                          a supreme luxurious necklace
                          a supreme luxurious wooden ring
                          some supreme ferocious sleeves
                          some supreme luxurious fingerless gloves
                          some supreme luxurious snakeskin boots
                          a great luxurious skull mask


                          You are carrying:

                          some quality glowing lamellar sabatons
                          some supreme gleaming pair of lamellar gauntlets
                          a supreme light ironwood breastplate
                          some supreme glowing lamellar leg plates
                          a fine radiant hydra skull helm
                          a crude clay figurine shaped like a foot

                          a muddy scroll
                          a muddy scroll

                          a purple stoppered vial

                          some bright purple liquid

                          a humming supreme cutlass
                          a supreme heater shield
                          a musty scroll covered in strange writing
                          a crude clay figurine shaped like a neck

                          a scroll written in black writing on grey paper
                          a scroll written in black writing on grey paper
                          a scroll written in black writing on grey paper
                          a scroll written in black writing on grey paper
                          a scroll written in black writing on grey paper

                          a crude clay figurine shaped like a mouth

                          a scroll written in black writing on grey paper
                          a scroll written in black writing on grey paper
                          a scroll written in black writing on grey paper
                          a scroll written in black writing on grey paper
                          a scroll written in black writing on grey paper
                          a scroll written in black writing on grey paper

                          a crude clay figurine shaped like a pregnant woman

                          a scroll written in black writing on grey paper
                          a scroll written in black writing on grey paper
                          a scroll written in black writing on grey paper
                          a scroll written in black writing on grey paper
                          a scroll written in black writing on grey paper
                          a scroll written in black writing on grey paper

                          You have 0 gold, 116 iron, 0 mana, 0 shadow, and 0 stone.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Dvea
                            [Success: 50, Roll: 908] You slash at a short, pudgy magic user with your strong claws. 3232 points of damage! A short, pudgy magic user whimpers, "Wait, does this mean I won't be in the sequel?", before dying.
                            There's a sequel?

                            I'm scared...

                            hide
                            [Success: 484, Roll: 227] You scramble around in an awkward and unsuccessful attempt to hide yourself.

                            Shortly later...
                            hide
                            [Success: 484, Roll: 227] You scramble around in an awkward and unsuccessful attempt to hide yourself.

                            Marx the Lich
                            Rykon the Dwerger

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                            • #44
                              kill merc
                              [Success: 50, Roll: 465] You slash at a lead mercenary with your strong claws. 46 points of damage!
                              Marx the Lich
                              Rykon the Dwerger

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                              • #45
                                [Success: 950, Roll: 527] A lead mercenary tries to stab you with her stiletto, but misses.
                                [Success: 950, Roll: 527] A lead mercenary tries to stab you with her stiletto, but misses.



                                kill merc
                                [Success: 50, Roll: 49] You slash at a lead mercenary with your strong claws, but miss.


                                [Success: 950, Roll: 433] A lead mercenary tries to stab you with her stiletto, but misses.
                                [Success: 950, Roll: 870] A lead mercenary tries to stab you with her stiletto, but misses.
                                *[Success: 950, Roll: 769] A lead mercenary tries to stab you with her stiletto, but misses.
                                [Success: 950, Roll: 796] A lead mercenary tries to stab you with her stiletto, but misses.*
                                A lead mercenary exclaims, "Filth!"
                                [Success: 950, Roll: 469] A lead mercenary tries to stab you with her stiletto, but misses.
                                kill merc
                                [Success: 50, Roll: 901] You slash at a lead mercenary with your strong claws. 60 points of damage! A lead mercenary exclaims, "Inconceivable!", then falls over dead.

                                So much to say!
                                Marx the Lich
                                Rykon the Dwerger

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