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  • When Woodsmen Meet!--a short TEC fanfic.

    The scene: A idyllic section of oak forest atop a craggy hill. A single, weathered looking man sits in the center of this stretch of woods, fashioning torches while his campfire crackles nearby. Suddenly, the brush crackles, and a similar-looking fellow emerges from the foilage.

    Woodsman #1: Your spot?

    Woodsman #2: Usually. No big deal. Mind if I work here?

    Woodsman #1: Nah.

    Two and a half hours of torch-making, sapling gathering, etc.

    Woodsman #1: Hungry? Got some fish...

    Woodsman #2: Nah, thanks though.

    Two and a half hours of torch-making, sapling gathering, etc.

    Woodsman #1 (standing up): Nice working with ya'.

    Woodsman #2 (nodding): Yup. See ya' later.

    Woodsman #1 wanders off

    THE END
    Originally posted by Mast3rmind
    Celtor and Vladmir combined are like the Legion of Doom. Or maybe the wondertwins, although I'd be worried if Celtor was as furry as Vladmir. *nods sagely*
    Xianna exclaims to you, "And even when unconscious you still attract beautiful women, you lecher!"
    Ravenlark pats you.
    Ravenlark says to you, "I promise not to abuse you in your sleep. Much."

  • #2
    Oh, lordy, Vlad. That's so accurate it's funny. Could it be that you had yourself and Ebon in mind when you wrote it? *snicker*
    "There will be no living with her after this." -Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

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    • #3
      *giggles and grins knowingly*

      This is why outdoorsmen guilds never work.
      I went to a 7-11 and asked the clerk for five dollars worth of gas. She farted and handed me a receipt.

      Originally posted by kamikazehiker
      Or. . .
      We can all acknowledge that Jolee is right, get over it, and shut up.

      A thief burst into a Florida bank one day wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A ****-UP!"

      Unwary: "Jolee rocks!"

      "Of course she does, she's related to me. "

      -Firetear

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      • #4
        Wait!

        I thought you said fiction!
        Shade


        Never attribute exact words like frankness to a species which might not value it.
        --Hilfy Chanur

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        • #5
          That should be a best seller. It brought a tear to my eye. *sniffle*

          Well it kinda makes sense RP-wise, when you think about it. If you live in the woods, you're either a bandit or an outdoorsman. If you're a bandit, you live there so you don't get arrested and so you can sneak up on people. If you're an outdoorsman, you do it because you like being alone in nature and you make torches and such.

          That's how I see it, anyway.
          Everyone that plays TEC is nuts.

          Meh. Meh, I say!

          Mordas says to you, "Quit stealing."
          You say to Mordas, "Okay."

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          • #6
            Oh, it makes perfect sense RP wise, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Just amazes me how...consistent, this scene is.
            Originally posted by Mast3rmind
            Celtor and Vladmir combined are like the Legion of Doom. Or maybe the wondertwins, although I'd be worried if Celtor was as furry as Vladmir. *nods sagely*
            Xianna exclaims to you, "And even when unconscious you still attract beautiful women, you lecher!"
            Ravenlark pats you.
            Ravenlark says to you, "I promise not to abuse you in your sleep. Much."

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            • #7
              Bumping this for a new woodsman.
              Originally posted by Mast3rmind
              Celtor and Vladmir combined are like the Legion of Doom. Or maybe the wondertwins, although I'd be worried if Celtor was as furry as Vladmir. *nods sagely*
              Xianna exclaims to you, "And even when unconscious you still attract beautiful women, you lecher!"
              Ravenlark pats you.
              Ravenlark says to you, "I promise not to abuse you in your sleep. Much."

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              • #8
                *cackles*

                Don't forget part two. 'Two Trappers in the Night'

                *snicker* That should be fun.
                Go here. Y'know you want to.

                "I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. I'm a surprise, Kevin. They never see me comin'." - Al Pacino, The Devil's Advocate

                It's scientific fact that intelligence is directly proportional to the number of idiots you piss off.
                Originally posted by Japes
                To quote Bruce, "Ego sum rex Romanus, et super gramattica."

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                • #9
                  *bump*
                  Originally posted by Mast3rmind
                  Celtor and Vladmir combined are like the Legion of Doom. Or maybe the wondertwins, although I'd be worried if Celtor was as furry as Vladmir. *nods sagely*
                  Xianna exclaims to you, "And even when unconscious you still attract beautiful women, you lecher!"
                  Ravenlark pats you.
                  Ravenlark says to you, "I promise not to abuse you in your sleep. Much."

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                  • #10
                    Hunter 1 dismantles a snare and sets a snare. Hunter 2 falls into it and gets stunned. Hunter 1 laughs.

                    Hunter 2 dismantles and places a snare. Hunter 1 falls into it and gets stunned. Hunter 2 winks and laughs back.

                    Repeat this cycles for an hour and a half.
                    Back to Expat Living...but not to a war zone area

                    _//*ll^ll*\\_

                    Sceadu responds from afar, "I'm going to test something on you if you don't mind. "
                    Sceadu responds from afar, "What just happened? Anything?"

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                    • #11
                      TEC Forums needs a down vote button
                      Tale responds from afar, "Decided to give out t-shirts to all the people I murder. Three so far. This way you can all say, "Tale murdered me! .....and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!!""

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