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I am scheduling a downtime for all SkotOS machines from 11am-1pm PT on Wednesday.
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  • Ilkilyn
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    Originally posted by Iosaerius
    Your left thigh is slashed, slightly pierced, and slightly bruised.
    Your left arm is slashed, slightly bruised, and slightly pierced.
    Your face is slashed, slightly bruised, and slightly pierced.
    Your right hand is slightly pierced, slightly slashed, and slightly bruised.
    Your waist is slightly slashed, slightly pierced, and slightly bruised.
    Your left shin is slightly slashed.
    Your neck is slightly bruised and slightly pierced.
    Your right thigh is slightly pierced, slightly bruised, and slightly slashed.
    Your left hand is slightly bruised, slightly slashed, and slightly pierced.
    Your right foot is slightly pierced, slightly bruised, and slightly slashed.
    Your chest is slightly pierced and slightly slashed.
    Your right arm is slightly slashed.
    Your left foot is slightly pierced, slightly bruised, and slightly slashed.
    Your head is slightly bruised and slightly slashed.
    Your back is slightly slashed.
    Your right hand, head, left arm, face, and waist are stitched.

    Might be faster just to say "You are messed up"
    Well... at least your right shin is ok

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  • hereagain
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    Sintarmalefious looks at a prostitute.
    Sintarmalefious cheers at a prostitute.
    Sintarmalefious moves to follow a prostitute.
    You take some coins from a large crimson sack.
    You offer some coins to a prostitute.
    A prostitute's eyes go wide.
    A prostitute exclaims, "Oh, thank you, sir!"
    A prostitute accepts some coins from you.
    A prostitute walks away to a wide cobblestone street, to the west, followed by Sintarmalefious.
    A small group of people led by a prostitute is moving away from you nearby to the west.
    You hear Sintarmalefious yell, "Thanks", from the southwest.

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  • Irisa
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    Code:
    Axliva, carrying a bronze-tipped spear with a ash haft bearing intricate silver inlay, walks in through a marble arch.
    Victavian shifts his eyes back and forth suspiciously.
    Axliva lies down on a heavy stone bench next to Kabar and Irisa.
    Axliva exclaims, "Did I win?!"
    You grin at Axliva.
    Kabar grins to Victavian, "Erm, newp."
    Axliva falls unconscious.
    Kabar wonders.
    From atop an elevated podium, Parlin, carrying a slate, walks in from a hallway.
    You say, "Hmm."
    From atop an elevated podium, Parlin shows a slate to Saliea Illandria.
    You chuckle quietly.
    From atop an elevated podium, Parlin rubs a slate clean.
    From atop an elevated podium, Parlin, carrying a slate, walks away to a hallway, to the north.
    You pat Axliva.
    Victavian laughs.
    Victavian asks, "Did that really happen?"
    You say to Axliva, "You did great."

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  • Resource
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    One minute into the new cycle:

    Critical Hit! You fall back as [] gladius slices a gaping wound into your thigh.
    Your left thigh is slashed.
    You wince a little at the pain in your legs.

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  • Lusilla
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    Originally posted by PhilippeCP
    This may not be new to some folks but...

    When you exit the haircut menu in the Heights before completion you get:

    Your hair cut has been cut short.

    Appreciation. I liked that.
    The irony of that statement definitely deserves to be in the LOL thread, the fact it has been implemented also deserves to have it put in the minor changes thread I think. A player I personally know got his character trapped inside the haircut menu nearly two weeks ago, and ended up an endless spiral of almost a triple-nowhere, but was saved by an extremely helpful Pranzor.

    OT: I have been randomly checking out our old screenshots and although not terribly old, I found this quite funny from 2006:-

    <Kenderaela thinks aloud: Ruine. >
    <Gea thinks aloud: Hey Ruine >
    <Ruine thinks aloud: Casey Kender Hoi Gea >
    <Casey thinks aloud: Constable?>
    <Juggalos thinks aloud: Not really.>
    <Sanna thinks aloud: Juggalos?>
    <Sanna thinks aloud: Kalis awake?>

    The aging stitches in your &list itch and irritate, interrupting your concentration.
    <Godo thinks aloud: Anybody around who can remove stitches? *itches*>
    <Casey thinks aloud: toga>
    <Nerwintok thinks aloud: *laughs*>
    <Godo thinks aloud: At the bench >
    <Casey thinks aloud: well wait in line at the toga>
    <Casey thinks aloud: anyone else itching??>
    <Ariada thinks aloud: Like mad>
    <Lingkius thinks aloud: Ya.>
    <Lyli thinks aloud: Get your stitches taken out. >
    <Casey thinks aloud: I am removing stitches for a short while at the toga>
    <Fledger thinks aloud: ....>
    <Lingkius thinks aloud: Save me a seat, Casey.>
    <Daemis thinks aloud: Hello Iridine, Would Sir Primus be awake?>
    <Ailios thinks aloud: He's kind of busy right now.>
    <Ailios thinks aloud: I'm here with him though, want me to pass a message?>
    <Casey thinks aloud: lyli ya in town?>
    <Lyli thinks aloud: Old City at the Mausoleum.>
    <Casey thinks aloud: well I got a few people here>
    <Casey thinks aloud: if your not busy>
    The day aging stitches was implemented, 10th April 2006.

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  • Kered
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    I wish that guy can be in my fan club

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  • Ilkilyn
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    Yep, awake in cold bath is the most effective method. Also, having a healer to clean wounds/change bandages/apply pain salves I -believe- helps, but no proof. Also try to have an acolyte come and use the healing magics. Something tells me those help with speeding up the heal time as well, but no direct evidence currently.

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  • Jubey
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    As far as I'm aware mate, you're better off being awake in the Cold Baths for as long as possible to heal quicker.

    Last time I checked, you don't really heal that well when asleep, no matter where it is. I know people used to get wrecked, log into an alt and use them until wrecked char was healed, and I -think- they changed it for that reason. Don't quote me on that though, I just remember not healing either at all, or hardly any when asleep for a while at some point a while back.

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  • Kered
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    That makes me very unhappy, should I be sleeping in the cold baths or a inn room?

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  • Ilkilyn
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    Originally posted by Kered View Post
    A cineran sentry appears (while fighting two lt's)....power outage (thanks new england freak storm) power comes back on, you are in a jail cell.
    After being saved (thanks legion)
    You see a tall muscular man. He has blue eyes set above a prominent nose, thin lips and a square chin. He has a pleasant face, with a fair complexion. He has a thick white ring that protrudes from both nostrils, widening his nose, tiny runes are etched into the bone. Shards of bone penetrate the flesh of his right thigh. Shards of bone penetrate the flesh of his left shoulder. Shards of bone penetrate the flesh of his right hand.
    He is wearing a dark brown sagum extending to the knees, some polished bronze greaves, a pair of midnight black leather gloves with bear claws attached to the fingers and crimson stitching, some studded black leather boots, a blackened bronze helmet with a faceplate formed into the visage of a snarling bear, a sooty black silk scarf, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, and a bandage.
    His hands appear to be empty.
    Don't be surprised if those breaks take 1.5 to 2 weeks to no longer say "broken". No, I'm not kidding...

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  • Kered
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    A cineran sentry appears (while fighting two lt's)....power outage (thanks new england freak storm) power comes back on, you are in a jail cell.
    After being saved (thanks legion)
    You see a tall muscular man. He has blue eyes set above a prominent nose, thin lips and a square chin. He has a pleasant face, with a fair complexion. He has a thick white ring that protrudes from both nostrils, widening his nose, tiny runes are etched into the bone. Shards of bone penetrate the flesh of his right thigh. Shards of bone penetrate the flesh of his left shoulder. Shards of bone penetrate the flesh of his right hand.
    He is wearing a dark brown sagum extending to the knees, some polished bronze greaves, a pair of midnight black leather gloves with bear claws attached to the fingers and crimson stitching, some studded black leather boots, a blackened bronze helmet with a faceplate formed into the visage of a snarling bear, a sooty black silk scarf, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, and a bandage.
    His hands appear to be empty.
    Last edited by Kered; 04-03-2016, 08:16 AM.

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  • Corb
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    This was the ending to today's gladiator games for any who missed the show
    https://fat.gfycat.com/ExemplaryInco...eLacewing.webm

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  • Flar
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    A fluvitur pup arrives.
    A fluvitur pup begins to move toward a short caravan drover.
    A hired guard begins to move toward a fluvitur pup.
    A hired guard stops next to a fluvitur pup.
    A hired guard brings down his dull bronze gladius in a chopping motion aimed at a fluvitur pup! It suffers a devastating cut to its face.
    A fluvitur pup falls unconscious.
    A fluvitur pup breathes a final breath, then expires.

    I thought it was funny.

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  • ThaJuggla
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    get ding
    You take a dinged bronze axe from a clumsily patched sack.
    show ding to to bib
    You show a dinged bronze axe to Bibulus.
    Bibulus shakes his head.
    Bibulus says, "I'm not interested in it."
    show dong to haz
    You don't see a "dong" here.
    ==================

    Even the game knows my secrets.

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  • mikeand
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    Getting my butt kicked by a bear...maybe it's a sign from Ereal...maybe not

    You retreat.
    [Success: 25, Roll: 27] You step back with your lead foot while spinning
    backwards, smashing a bear with a horizontal blow from your Altene double mace!
    It suffers a bruise to its head.
    You will be busy for one more second.
    A bear begins to move toward you.
    A bear stops next to you.
    [Success: 38, Roll: 31] A bear swipes sideways at you with its paw, but misses.
    You drop a shrine to Ereal because it's too heavy for you to hold with your
    current load.


    ......

    Pranzor responds from afar, "Yeah. I typo'd ;p"

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