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  • Failed attempts result in major burns in the head/neck area
    Now you know how NPCs feel at least. They wake up one day, ready to live their lives - and then someone stabs them in the face.
    - krisslanza

    Noone cares. At all. Stop whining about it.
    - a whiner

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    • Originally posted by AdorkableDerp View Post
      Isgrimnur says to you, "We used to make Premium Chocolate Milk, used 2% milk but wasn't a big seller, since most chocolate milk made with 1%. BC now making chocolate milk from homo milk.."
      A giant fist comes out of the sky, crashing down on Isgrimnur's head!
      laugh
      You laugh.

      I understand why it happened, but the fact he wasn't intentionally swearing makes it even more hilarious.
      yeah i couldnt help but laugh at that when that happened
      Slyteavisius says to Canadadry, "Did someone beat you while explaining how the Beatles were too emo for them or something?"

      Rupert1 cheats, "Jeans are too loud. Nothing says stealth like light white cotton and sunflowers."

      Originally Posted by urek23
      Rules only apply to specific people, something everyone that plays will learn very shortly after they start.

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      • [Success: 48, Roll: 62] His left thigh is scratched. His left thigh is scratched. His left thigh is scratched. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. His left thigh is scratched. His left thigh is scratched. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. His left thigh is swollen to twice its normal size. His left thigh is scratched. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. His left thigh is swollen to twice its normal size. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. His left thigh is scratched. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. His left thigh is scratched. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. His left thigh is scratched. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. His left thigh is scratched. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. His left thigh is scratched. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. The wound on his left thigh looks badly inflamed. His left thigh is swollen to twice its normal size. His left thigh is scratched. His left thigh is swollen to twice its normal size. His left thigh is swollen to twice its normal size. His left thigh is swollen to twice its normal size. His left thigh is swollen to twice its normal size. It is not bleeding. There are no broken bones. His left thigh is encrusted with filth. This part needs new bandages. There are no stitches on this part.

        Yeesh.
        Flamboyant

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        • Looks like one dirty dude to me.

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          • Originally posted by |Onyxum| View Post
            Looks like one dirty dude to me.
            Crawled through a lot of poop to get outta there. So, yeah. Pretty dirty. Crawled through the sewers in Franlius, then all the way back to Bronze Lane. But got the job done! I'm callin' it a win.
            "The heat come by and busted me for smilin' on a cloudy day..."

            Grateful Dead

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            • Code:
              bid trucker 20
              You have been restricted from bidding on items in this auction.
              The position being taken is not to be mistaken for attempted education or righteous accusation- Only a description, just an observation of the pitiful condition of our degeneration.

              Oh doom and gloom, oh doom and gloom, the GMs are fools and do not realize what a position they have put us in. They could not possibly have thought of all of this already, for they are but tiny brained fools.
              Keep on keepin' on, can ya dig it?

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              • Originally posted by Stonespyder View Post
                Code:
                bid trucker 20
                You have been restricted from bidding on items in this auction.
                What the heck did you do?

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                • Originally posted by ToothlessRebel View Post
                  What the heck did you do?
                  Seems he tried to bid on an item
                  Argued with GM Tale on forums.
                  Character wakes up with 2hp and 2 fatigue, mangled face.
                  Skotos didn't care.

                  Originally posted by Elowynn
                  It's not a good sign if glenh makes more sense than you, L.
                  Originally posted by Tale
                  My apologies to Glenh.

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                  • Originally posted by ToothlessRebel View Post
                    What the heck did you do?
                    Hahaha. I dunno. But Tale's butthurt about something, obv. What else is new?
                    The position being taken is not to be mistaken for attempted education or righteous accusation- Only a description, just an observation of the pitiful condition of our degeneration.

                    Oh doom and gloom, oh doom and gloom, the GMs are fools and do not realize what a position they have put us in. They could not possibly have thought of all of this already, for they are but tiny brained fools.
                    Keep on keepin' on, can ya dig it?

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                    • ins 2 tor

                      It would appear to be in perfect condition.
                      It is currently unlit.
                      This torch was poorly made.
                      This torch shows very little signs of having been used.
                      This torch has seen very little use.
                      This torch has been barely used.
                      This torch will still last for a long time.
                      This torch will still last for while yet.
                      This torch will still last for some time yet.
                      This torch still has some life left in it.


                      Well, at least I have plenty of information
                      @reported
                      Now you know how NPCs feel at least. They wake up one day, ready to live their lives - and then someone stabs them in the face.
                      - krisslanza

                      Noone cares. At all. Stop whining about it.
                      - a whiner

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                      • Nah, pretty sure that's just how dogs work.
                        [OOC Page] from Juliee: "I dreamed about Aratan last night. It was the most dull dream ever"

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                        • simple answer...your dog is a sadist...it loves punishment...
                          You purr to RaJean, "Didn't you get the memo? Abnormal is the new normal."

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                          • Spoken Blackroot: 0.999999
                            *facepalms and beats tutor senseless*
                            You purr to RaJean, "Didn't you get the memo? Abnormal is the new normal."

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                            • Originally posted by SilentCold View Post
                              Spoken Blackroot: 0.999999
                              *facepalms and beats tutor senseless*
                              Were you at rank 29? Thats when it sucks.
                              Originally posted by Pkticketsarefun
                              LIFES A BITCH THEN YOU GET PK'd!!!!!
                              Originally posted by Max Powers
                              Once again, as the ole TEC adage goes: When you cannot outsmart a person, complain louder.

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                                cuttongue wolf
                                Um You can't do that. Duh.
                                Yep.
                                The only person who is allowed to kill people in mass numbers is god himself.. and its cool because he always serenedes you with trumpets to soften the mood prior.

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