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  • You arrive at a holding cell. You are facing east. You see a grated door to the north.
    You are informed that you will be jailed for 1 week [72.0 hours real-time].
    Your bank account has been charged a 3437 denar fine.

    You communicate to the administrative staff, "! Uh...what was I warranted for?"
    Tale responds from afar, "Looks like the PG warranted you for Magic Contriband."
    Tale responds from afar, "According to the rap sheet, it was on the 26th of November. (O_o)"

    That awkward moment when a charge you were pardoned for by the Legio legate randomly rewarrants from November 26th.


    Thanks Tale for repardoning me.

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    • Originally posted by Herdias86 View Post
      You arrive at a holding cell. You are facing east. You see a grated door to the north.
      You are informed that you will be jailed for 1 week [72.0 hours real-time].
      Your bank account has been charged a 3437 denar fine.

      You communicate to the administrative staff, "! Uh...what was I warranted for?"
      Tale responds from afar, "Looks like the PG warranted you for Magic Contriband."
      Tale responds from afar, "According to the rap sheet, it was on the 26th of November. (O_o)"

      That awkward moment when a charge you were pardoned for by the Legio legate randomly rewarrants from November 26th.


      Thanks Tale for repardoning me.
      at least they didnt coma you as they put you in -eyeshift-
      Slyteavisius says to Canadadry, "Did someone beat you while explaining how the Beatles were too emo for them or something?"

      Rupert1 cheats, "Jeans are too loud. Nothing says stealth like light white cotton and sunflowers."

      Originally Posted by urek23
      Rules only apply to specific people, something everyone that plays will learn very shortly after they start.

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      • Originally posted by Herdias86 View Post
        You arrive at a holding cell. You are facing east. You see a grated door to the north.
        You are informed that you will be jailed for 1 week [72.0 hours real-time].
        Your bank account has been charged a 3437 denar fine.

        You communicate to the administrative staff, "! Uh...what was I warranted for?"
        Tale responds from afar, "Looks like the PG warranted you for Magic Contriband."
        Tale responds from afar, "According to the rap sheet, it was on the 26th of November. (O_o)"

        That awkward moment when a charge you were pardoned for by the Legio legate randomly rewarrants from November 26th.

        Rebel Rouser!

        Thanks Tale for repardoning me.
        Rebel Rouser!
        The only person who is allowed to kill people in mass numbers is god himself.. and its cool because he always serenedes you with trumpets to soften the mood prior.

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        • Axonius Flavius Vespatian says to a guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City, "Delete Rue."

          Rue asks, "Err, wait, why are we deleting me?"

          Rue exclaims, "I don't wanna be deleted!"

          Axonius Flavius Vespatian says to a guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City, "Delete Rue."

          Rue gives a guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City a sideways glance.

          Rue says to a guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City, "Try it, I'll delete you first1"

          A guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City gazes stonily.

          Axonius Flavius Vespatian says to Rue, "Just trying to revoke your access again..."

          You shush at Rue.

          You follow Axonius Flavius Vespatian as he walks away to a wide hallway, to the west.

          A guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City comes to attention and salutes Axonius Flavius Vespatian as he walks by.

          You arrive at a wide hallway. Axonius Flavius Vespatian and Rue are here. You are facing east. You see a richly appointed entrance foyer to the east; and a narrow hallway to the southwest and to the northwest.

          You follow Axonius Flavius Vespatian as he walks away to a richly appointed entrance foyer, to the east.

          You arrive at a richly appointed entrance foyer. A guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City, Axonius Flavius Vespatian, and Rue are here. You are facing west. You see a large marbled arch to the north and to the south; a heavy wooden door covered in decorative bronze to the east; and a wide hallway to the west.

          A guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City salutes Axonius Flavius Vespatian.

          Axonius Flavius Vespatian sighs.

          Rue stares at a guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City.

          Rue menaces.

          You say to Axonius Flavius Vespatian, "Yeah, I have no idea where I get it from."

          Axonius Flavius Vespatian says to a guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City, "Delete rue."

          Rue says, "He's too scared to listen to you."

          Axonius Flavius Vespatian says to Rue, "He's not the brightest... I'll need to speak to Maecia."

          Rue asks Axonius Flavius Vespatian, "Maybe.. remove me?"

          Axonius Flavius Vespatian says to a guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City, "Remove Rue."

          A guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City nods.

          A guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City says to Rue, "You are
          banned from this building. Do not return."

          Rue is soundly thrown out of the entryway by a guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City!

          A guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City says, "Rue won't be bothering you again."

          Axonius Flavius Vespatian says, "Welp."

          You say, "Oh."

          You say, "Oops."

          Axonius Flavius Vespatian says to a guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City, "Unban Rue."

          A guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City nods.

          A guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City says, "They can come
          back in now."

          Axonius Flavius Vespatian nods.

          You follow Axonius Flavius Vespatian as he walks out through a heavy wooden door covered in decorative bronze, to the east.

          A guard bearing the insignia of the Steward of the City comes to attention and salutes Axonius Flavius Vespatian as he walks by.

          You arrive at a forum paved with large flagstones. Rue and Axonius Flavius Vespatian are here. You are facing east. You see a forum paved with large flagstones to the north, to the northeast, to the east, to the southeast, and to the south; and a heavy wooden door covered in decorative bronze to a narrow building constructed of ancient white brick to the west.
          The sky is partly cloudy. The air is absolutely still. The temperature is comfortable.

          You hear the clear tone of a loud horn from someplace far away to the west.

          Axonius Flavius Vespatian says to Rue, "Oops."

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          • condition
            You have assumed a aggressive combat posture.
            You are fighting with everything you have.

            Your waist is slashed, slightly bruised, and slightly pierced.
            Your right thigh is slashed, slightly pierced, and slightly bruised.
            Your face is slightly slashed and slightly pierced.
            Your right foot is slightly slashed and slightly bruised.
            Your left thigh is slightly pierced and slightly slashed.
            Your right hand is slightly slashed and slightly pierced.
            Your right shoulder is slightly slashed and slightly bruised.
            Your chest is slightly bruised and slightly pierced.
            Your left shin is slightly slashed and slightly bruised.
            Your left arm is slightly bruised.
            Your left hand is slightly slashed.
            Your right arm is slightly pierced and slightly slashed.
            Your right shin is slightly slashed.
            Your left foot is slightly slashed and slightly bruised.

            Your right shoulder, face, right thigh, and waist are bleeding.
            Your right shoulder, face, and right thigh are wrapped in bandages.
            You feel moderately well-rested.
            You are satiated.
            Your thirst is greatly satisfied.
            You are bearing a moderate load.

            tend me
            You examine yourself.
            On a quick examination, you determine that your left shin, right foot, waist, right hand, and left thigh need to be diagnosed and tended; General Health: Uninjured.

            (You should now DIAGNOSE each wounded body part to get more information.)
            (For more information about how to use your healing actions, type ?BASIC HEALING.)
            You are no longer busy.
            No time for this - there are artifacts to find!

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            • The trouble with Drinking

              buy ale
              You count out the appropriate number of coins and hand them to Pluvris.
              Pluvris places a mug on a counter.
              get mug
              You take some mugs of crazy water from a counter.
              gasp
              You gasp.
              drop mug
              You drop an armful of mugs of crazy water.
              et 2 mug
              "et 2 mug" matches no commands.
              get 2 mug
              You take a pile of mugs of crazy water.
              drop mug
              You drop an armful of mugs of crazy water.
              get mug
              You take a pile of mugs of crazy water.
              flail
              You flail.
              drop mug
              You drop an armful of mugs of crazy water.
              l
              You are in the common room of a rustic inn. ~~
              l bar
              You don't see a "bar" here.
              l count
              You see nothing extraordinary about a counter. On it, you see a dimly glowing lantern made from a boar's skull and a mug.
              get mug from bar
              You don't see a "bar" anywhere.
              get mug from count
              You take a mug from a counter.
              sigh mug
              You sigh at a mug.
              drink mug
              You place a mug to your lips and take a drink of some ale.
              This ale is very strong.
              Your head begins to clear again.
              sigh
              You sigh.
              drink ale
              You drink some ale.
              This ale is very strong.
              drink ale
              You drink some ale.
              That's the last of it.
              This ale is very strong.
              put mug on count
              You put a mug on a counter.
              buy ale
              You count out the appropriate number of coins and hand them to Pluvris.
              Pluvris places a mug on a counter.
              get mug
              You take a pile of mugs of crazy water.
              flail
              You flail.
              toss mug e
              You toss an armful of mugs of crazy water through a heavy wooden door!
              You are no longer busy.
              get mug
              You take a mug from a counter.
              drink mug
              There's nothing in a mug to drink.
              put mug on count
              You put a mug on a counter.
              get 2 mug
              You take a mug from a counter.
              drink ale
              You don't see a "ale" here.
              drink mug
              There's nothing in a mug to drink.
              disc mug
              Are you sure you want to throw a mug away? (y/n)
              y
              You discard a mug.
              get mug
              You take a mug from a counter.
              drink mug
              You place a mug to your lips and take a drink of some ale.
              This ale is very strong.
              Now you know how NPCs feel at least. They wake up one day, ready to live their lives - and then someone stabs them in the face.
              - krisslanza

              Noone cares. At all. Stop whining about it.
              - a whiner

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              • I think you've had enough.
                Flamboyant

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                • People complaining about having to self train 150 ranks in bows just to be able to hit everything in game.

                  That makes me lol.
                  Argued with GM Tale on forums.
                  Character wakes up with 2hp and 2 fatigue, mangled face.
                  Skotos didn't care.

                  Originally posted by Elowynn
                  It's not a good sign if glenh makes more sense than you, L.
                  Originally posted by Tale
                  My apologies to Glenh.

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                  • Originally posted by glenh View Post
                    People complaining about having to self train 150 ranks in bows just to be able to hit everything in game.

                    That makes me lol.
                    I know pissing and moaning about archery makes your peepee feel funny but you can give it a break, you know. Nobody will be mad if you take a day or two off from frantically mashing your keyboard posting about how horribly OP bows are and the great injustice it represents.

                    If bows are so brokenly OP, how come there's relatively few archers? How come not literally everyone uses the bow if it's so majestically superpowered?

                    makes u think

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                    • I remember not long ago we were complaining that archery was terrible.. What happened?

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                      • Originally posted by Dalos87 View Post
                        I remember not long ago we were complaining that archery was terrible.. What happened?
                        Franlius happened.
                        Flamboyant

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                        • Originally posted by HTF View Post
                          If bows are so brokenly OP, how come there's relatively few archers? How come not literally everyone uses the bow if it's so majestically superpowered?
                          I counted 17 semi-active archers last month. There's about four that are actually good. That learning curve is rough.

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                          • Originally posted by glenh View Post
                            People complaining about having to self train 150 ranks in bows just to be able to hit everything in game.

                            That makes me lol.

                            Uh, yeah.
                            Because self-training sucks.

                            A lot of people don't wanna train with archers because they get shot.

                            QQ more.

                            Or less.

                            IDC

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                            • Originally posted by AdorkableDerp View Post
                              Uh, yeah.
                              Because self-training sucks.

                              A lot of people don't wanna train with archers because they get shot.

                              QQ more.

                              Or less.

                              IDC
                              Wooooooosssshhhhhh as it goes over your head
                              Argued with GM Tale on forums.
                              Character wakes up with 2hp and 2 fatigue, mangled face.
                              Skotos didn't care.

                              Originally posted by Elowynn
                              It's not a good sign if glenh makes more sense than you, L.
                              Originally posted by Tale
                              My apologies to Glenh.

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                              • Originally posted by glenh View Post
                                Wooooooosssshhhhhh as it goes over your head
                                Nothing goes over my head.
                                I have amazing reflexes and would catch it!

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