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  • <You think aloud: Let there be torches!>
    eyeshift
    You shift your eyes back and forth suspiciously.
    <Latonic thinks aloud: Bring us the light!>
    A torch goes out.
    Latonic claps.
    squint burnt
    You squint at a burnt torch.
    Latonic laughs.
    Latonic laughs.
    "latonic Jynxed us.
    You say to Latonic, "Jynxed us."

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    • Sorry kabar, but this was too funny to keep in the legio forums. LOL at this being a real report.

      Date: Rindak 20th, 273.

      Present: Optio Damhain, Legionary Aldar, Greenie Detneri, and Civilian Xia

      Location: Traevant forest and grasslands surrounding

      Optio Damhain called for a patrol. We met civilan Xia and Legionary Aldar at the boulder and began searching for activity. We had a few small encounters with bandits, but not much to speak of. Optio Damhain suggested to me that at some point during recruitment, Greenies should practice their best impressions of "Bait". I took her suggestion that I pretend to be a small girl with bows in her hair, picking flowers with Xia.
      As any good innocent girl would do, I began to bathe the area with heavenly melodies describing how fun it was to pick flowers. I even sang a song about the Optio and offered her a freshly picked daisy...Optio Damhain does not like daisies. In any case, my act was convincing, for soon dozens of bandits were upon us! After many insults directed towards my character and personal choices, the bandits were slain.

      Reccommendations:
      Send more Greenies to roleplay as vulnerable little girls and soon the bandits might think before attacking apparently defenseless people.

      Signed: Greenie Kabar Detneri

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      • take sack
        You put a burnished boison cestus with long, ominous spikes in a waterskin.
        You take a large sack from a leather sling.
        Flamboyant

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        • Originally posted by Telvanni Guard View Post
          take sack
          You put a burnished boison cestus with long, ominous spikes in a waterskin.
          You take a large sack from a leather sling.
          So much for that waterskin.

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          • Thought this was pretty LOL-worthy

            You say to Tsuni in Cineran, "Now, I ask one favor before I give this to you."
            You say to Tsuni in Cineran, "I've invested fairly heavily in your well-being... I ask that you not disappear on us. This city is a glorious one, as you'll come to learn."
            You say to Tsuni in Cineran, "It is defined by the people that reside within."
            You say to Tsuni in Cineran, "An army is only as great as it's weakest member, or so they say."
            You cock your head at Tsuni.
            You ask Tsuni in Cineran, "Fair enough?"
            Tsuni begins to fall asleep.
            You peer at Tsuni.
            You sit down on a long mahogany counter.
            You wait for Tsuni.
            Tsuni falls asleep.

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            • Your speech bored him to disconnect
              Argued with GM Tale on forums.
              Character wakes up with 2hp and 2 fatigue, mangled face.
              Skotos didn't care.

              Originally posted by Elowynn
              It's not a good sign if glenh makes more sense than you, L.
              Originally posted by Tale
              My apologies to Glenh.

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              • You take a dented bronze vizored helmet from a simple woolen sack.

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                • Originally posted by TsunamiJack View Post
                  You take a dented bronze vizored helmet from a simple woolen sack.
                  Hahhahahahhahahah

                  But on a serious note, can we get back to funny stuff?
                  Argued with GM Tale on forums.
                  Character wakes up with 2hp and 2 fatigue, mangled face.
                  Skotos didn't care.

                  Originally posted by Elowynn
                  It's not a good sign if glenh makes more sense than you, L.
                  Originally posted by Tale
                  My apologies to Glenh.

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                  • Its pretty lul worthy that the Constable Captain gets sacked for something the Legate sanctioned.

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                    • Originally posted by glenh View Post
                      Hahhahahahhahahah

                      But on a serious note, can we get back to funny stuff?

                      You finish counting a pile of coffers.
                      You count one coffer, one coffers, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, one coffer, and one coffer.

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                      • You must remove some bronze studded leather pteryges before you can remove a left bronze thigh greave.

                        Can anyone explain this one?

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                        • Originally posted by TsunamiJack View Post
                          You must remove some bronze studded leather pteryges before you can remove a left bronze thigh greave.

                          Can anyone explain this one?
                          You're just not that flexible.

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                          • Originally posted by TsunamiJack View Post
                            You must remove some bronze studded leather pteryges before you can remove a left bronze thigh greave.

                            Can anyone explain this one?
                            You need to take off the pteryges before you can remove the greave.

                            Thought it was self explanatory.
                            Argued with GM Tale on forums.
                            Character wakes up with 2hp and 2 fatigue, mangled face.
                            Skotos didn't care.

                            Originally posted by Elowynn
                            It's not a good sign if glenh makes more sense than you, L.
                            Originally posted by Tale
                            My apologies to Glenh.

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                            • You smile to Psilac, "Optio Damhain has a certain love for bandits. You know the phrase... love hurts."
                              No time for this - there are artifacts to find!

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                              • People's posts about OOC actions getting deleted showing that no action is taken against anyone doing anything OOC.

                                About time the forum's got moderated like hell again.
                                Argued with GM Tale on forums.
                                Character wakes up with 2hp and 2 fatigue, mangled face.
                                Skotos didn't care.

                                Originally posted by Elowynn
                                It's not a good sign if glenh makes more sense than you, L.
                                Originally posted by Tale
                                My apologies to Glenh.

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