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  • The_thief
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    You have 5 days, 1 hour, 23 minutes, and 47 seconds of jailtime left.
    Currently serving for: Heavy Larceny, Minor Assault, Petty Theft, Public
    Aggression, Concealment of Identity, Heavy Larceny, Larceny, Petty Theft, Petty
    Theft, Petty Theft, Resisting Arrest, and Disturbing the Peace.

    The door opens for a moment and Nerwintok steps through. A heavy *clang* rings
    throughout the room as the door is shut behind him.
    You are no longer busy.
    Nerwintok grins to you, "Hey man"
    You waggle your eyebrows at Nerwintok.
    Nerwintok asks you, "Enjoying your stay?"
    You say to Nerwintok, "Yep."
    Nerwintok is dragged out into the hallway.

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  • GinaDana
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    When you're drunk AND stutter:


    X slurs to Y, "UN..N..e driN..N..k uN..N..e driN..N..k. N..N..u driN..N..k tuu fasht ur fall iN..N..tu aN..N..uther."

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  • isgrimnur
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    Around you is a garden of trees and flowers, intersected by little paths, alongside which are marble benches. You seat yourself on one of the benches listening to the song of birds as they flit from tree to tree.
    .
    A shudder goes through you as you feel the weight and dry touch of scales of the snake coiling about your arm and up to your shoulder. Its tongue licks at your cheek and ear, leaving you frozen in fear.

    The snake lifts its head before you, looking deep into your eyes. The dark, lidless eyes hold your gaze, leaving you entranced and unable to move. Your throat tightens, your airways closing up in terror as its mouth begins to open, exposing its fangs. The snake's head darts towards you quickly...

    You awaken with a start.

    As your surroundings come into focus you feel drained and tired.

    You see a very tall, strapping man. Staring out from beneath a smooth brow are large, mismatched eyes, one a sky blue and the other a jade green. His face is broad with chiselled features, with a regal nose and rugged chin. The sides of his head are shaven, with the remaining shoulder-length sleek blond hair divided into smaller braids and tied together with strips of doeskin along the lengths. On the right side of his head, above the ear, is a tattoo of a python's head. The grey, white and black patterned body of the snake twists around his neck once before going down his right arm. The whole arm is tattooed in the python's scale pattern, and tapers down from the wrist to end with the tail wrapped around his index finger.

    So...nothing like having your own tattoo also become your own nightmare....

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  • HotMoltenLava
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    You tap an elegantly crafted golden cage, containing a expressively colorful bird.
    The small colorful bird gently squawks, "Got."
    You ask an elegantly crafted golden cage, containing a expressively colorful bird, "Milk?"

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  • Dragonion
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    A young slave exclaims to you, "Watch out for... this!"
    A young slave stumbles and falls.

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  • Tweninger
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    You fail to disengage.
    [Success: 64, Roll: 13]
    You are no longer busy.
    You fail to disengage.
    [Success: 64, Roll: 5]
    You are no longer busy.
    You fail to disengage.
    [Success: 64, Roll: 51] You have left small high, large middle, and small low
    defensive openings.
    You are no longer busy.
    [Success: 5, Roll: 99] A gladiator slams his head into you! Critical Hit! a
    gladiator's strike catches you off-guard, and you fall back to reconsider the
    situation.
    You are not currently engaged with anyone.
    You nod to a gladiator.
    You are no longer using Sky Circle Stance.
    You walk to the center of the arena floor, to the west.

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  • GinaDana
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    X slurs to you, "I can finally be pretty."
    X lets loose a powerful belch.

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  • Dark997895
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    Melina salutes an Iridine soldier.
    Melina looks at an Iridine soldier.
    Melina says, "He's very muscular."
    Melina eyes an Iridine soldier appraisingly.
    You pat Melina.
    Melina asks an Iridine soldier, "Exercise a lot hmm?"
    An Iridine soldier shrugs.
    Melina nods.

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  • Ssjflint
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    Originally posted by Stonespyder View Post
    You walk to Meeting Room B, to the east.
    A pulsing green orb zaps you with an arc of purple lightning as you attempt to leave.
    Lulz cucked.

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  • Stonespyder
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    You walk to Meeting Room B, to the east.
    A pulsing green orb zaps you with an arc of purple lightning as you attempt to leave.

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  • Tender
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    You stop leading Parrin, a man with a crooked nose, a grizzled man with olive skin, a man with a crooked nose, a rough-looking man, a young brown-haired man, a young brown-haired man, a filthy man with black hair, a young brown-haired man, an ugly man with a scruffy beard, and a rough-looking man.

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  • Kered
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    I only posted it once, so four musters one spot same time hows that

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  • The_thief
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    THE TM IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS MUSTER!!!!



    WEDNESDAY, JUNE 06, 2018

    4:00pm - Examen: Legio Recruitment, Part V (Repeat)
    Recruits are to have completed all tasks to date as instructed. Report
    to Blackvine Palisade promptly. Be sure to have your own writing
    utensils and supplies. [Open to Legio I Legionaries and Recruits.]

    8:00pm - Traevant Muster
    Muster at the boulder, all recruits should attend regardless of skill
    level. Please contact Kered if unable to make.

    8:00pm - Traevant Muster
    Muster at the boulder, all recruits should attend regardless of skill
    level. Please contact Kered if unable to make.

    8:00pm - Traevant Muster
    Muster at the boulder, all recruits should attend regardless of skill
    level. Please contact Kered if unable to make.

    8:00pm - Traevant Muster
    Muster at the boulder, all recruits should attend regardless of skill
    level. Please contact Kered if unable to make.

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  • GinaDana
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    X says to you, "Moment..."
    X wanders to a nearby wall to urinate.

    That was a pretty good, game-appropriate OOC restroom break!

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  • Anatalya
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    Using both arms, a soldier wearing a red sash brings his bronze gladius around toward a filthy man with black hair in a powerful side strike! He suffers a deep cut to his chest.

    A filthy man with black hair falls unconscious.

    A filthy man with black hair is stripped of his belongings by a nearby official, and hauled off to jail.

    You walk to a wide cobbled road, to the west.

    The soldiers watch you carefully as you approach.

    A soldier wearing a red sash nods to you.

    A soldier wearing a red sash says, "Welcome to Iridine.


    +

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