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    [Success: 28, Roll: 33] A gladiator jabs at you with a swift punch using his bronze cestus! You suffer a faint wound to your face.


    What?
    Flamboyant

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    • <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: Pox on all.>
      <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: I shall remove the warts. The rest can rot as far as I care.>
      <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: All I ever did was try to give everyone a chance in this city.>
      <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: Hell with you all.>
      <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: MONEY was never a concern...>
      <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: Vultures.>
      <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: Don't argue your petty little diatribes. I'm done. Happy?>
      <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: You are all petty, sad little creatures.>
      <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: Enjoy what you've built.>
      A short time later...this...
      <Prothius thinks aloud: He's knocked out in the cold baths presently.>
      <Sukar thinks aloud: He tried to kill himself...laid down on the floor as the heretics attacked..>

      So...lemme get this straight. You cursed and called people petty while having a childish tantrum in thoughts? And then tried to kill yourself? Wow. Just...wow. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. This was classic. Bravo. But, please, can we skip the encore? Thanks.
      This isn't a bakery. We aren't gonna sugar coat sh*t for you.

      Tell a lie often enough and with enough conviction, it will become truth to all who hear, and say, it.

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      • Originally posted by Kalandra View Post
        <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: Pox on all.>
        <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: I shall remove the warts. The rest can rot as far as I care.>
        <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: All I ever did was try to give everyone a chance in this city.>
        <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: Hell with you all.>
        <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: MONEY was never a concern...>
        <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: Vultures.>
        <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: Don't argue your petty little diatribes. I'm done. Happy?>
        <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: You are all petty, sad little creatures.>
        <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: Enjoy what you've built.>
        A short time later...this...
        <Prothius thinks aloud: He's knocked out in the cold baths presently.>
        <Sukar thinks aloud: He tried to kill himself...laid down on the floor as the heretics attacked..>

        So...lemme get this straight. You cursed and called people petty while having a childish tantrum in thoughts? And then tried to kill yourself? Wow. Just...wow. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. This was classic. Bravo. But, please, can we skip the encore? Thanks.
        Still trying to figure out if the Player had a breakdown or if he deserves kudos for rping a character breakdown... I mean.. who curses pox on the petty little creatures.....

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        • Originally posted by Kalandra View Post
          <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: Pox on all.>
          <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: I shall remove the warts. The rest can rot as far as I care.>
          <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: All I ever did was try to give everyone a chance in this city.>
          <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: Hell with you all.>
          <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: MONEY was never a concern...>
          <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: Vultures.>
          <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: Don't argue your petty little diatribes. I'm done. Happy?>
          <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: You are all petty, sad little creatures.>
          <Axonius Flavius Vespatian thinks aloud: Enjoy what you've built.>
          A short time later...this...
          <Prothius thinks aloud: He's knocked out in the cold baths presently.>
          <Sukar thinks aloud: He tried to kill himself...laid down on the floor as the heretics attacked..>

          So...lemme get this straight. You cursed and called people petty while having a childish tantrum in thoughts? And then tried to kill yourself? Wow. Just...wow. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. This was classic. Bravo. But, please, can we skip the encore? Thanks.
          No. Better luck with the encore.

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          • Originally posted by Lantraste View Post
            No. Better luck with the encore.
            I meant I didn't want to hear the drama play out again. Once was plenty, even if I did giggle...a lot.
            This isn't a bakery. We aren't gonna sugar coat sh*t for you.

            Tell a lie often enough and with enough conviction, it will become truth to all who hear, and say, it.

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            • sorry I missed it, that would have been interesting to watch.

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              • A fluvitur walks in from a small cargo hold.
                A fluvitur tries to take a bite out of ..., but misses.
                A fluvitur climbs a short bronze ladder, upwards.

                They're learning....

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                • <You think aloud: Does anyone want to sign up for Hero School?>
                  <Psilac thinks aloud: No.>
                  You have just been awarded 10 role points.(I don't even know)
                  Last edited by Trisidius; 02-06-2016, 04:00 AM.
                  Newpatriot frowns to you, "I don't have any open slots. "
                  You ooc to Newpatriot, "Ummmm..."
                  You ooc to Newpatriot, "Are they all full?"
                  Newpatriot asks you, "I've got a man in all 5. Why do you ask?"

                  <01:28:30> "That Gay Dude": Dude, I'm not even gay.

                  Originally posted by Bactrian
                  Your signature has been edited to remove a quote from another player. Let's not use signatures to make other players look silly, please (even if you are just quoting their own words).

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                  • [Success: 11, Roll: 42p] Shifting your grip on your spear, you sweep at a thin fierce-looking man's feet, knocking him down!
                    A hired guard brings down his dull bronze gladius in a chopping motion aimed at a thin fierce-looking man! He suffers a shallow cut to his head.
                    A short caravan drover brings his banded club down in an overhead motion, striking at a thin fierce-looking man! Critical Hit! Strong bash to the right thigh.
                    A thin fierce-looking man falls unconscious.
                    With great effort, a thin fierce-looking man makes his way to his feet, using a spear as support.
                    You are no longer busy.
                    impale
                    [Success: 5, Roll: 78p] You hold back the main force of your blow, inflicting a minor hit to his right thigh. You grip your spear tightly and thrust forward, impaling a thin fierce-looking man! You drive him to the ground and release the spear

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                    • Holy bad luck batman.

                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features says to you, "This phrase means "The tracks are fresh."."
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features says something in Spoken Blackroot.
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features says to you, "Now you repeat it."
                      echo man
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features frowns.
                      [Success: 5, Roll: 1] You manage to utterly mutilate the phrase.
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features nods to you.
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features says to you, "This phrase means "Praise the ancestors."."
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features says something in Spoken Blackroot.
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features says to you, "Now you repeat it."
                      echo man
                      You are in the middle of something.
                      You are no longer busy.
                      echo man
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features frowns.
                      [Success: 5, Roll: 1] You try to repeat the phrase but fail miserably.
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features nods to you.
                      You are no longer busy.
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features says to you, "This phrase means "I've come to trade with your tribe."."
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features says something in Spoken Blackroot.
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features says to you, "Now you repeat it."
                      echo man
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features frowns.
                      [Success: 5, Roll: 1] You attempt to repeat the phrase and near about choke yourself.
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features nods to you.
                      You are no longer busy.
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features says to you, "This phrase means "Her hips are wide and pleasing. She will bear me many children."."
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features says something in Spoken Blackroot.
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features says to you, "Now you repeat it."
                      echo man
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features frowns.
                      [Success: 5, Roll: 1] You manage to utterly mutilate the phrase.
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features nods to you.
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features says to you, "This phrase means "What do you want to trade for that?"."
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features says something in Spoken Blackroot.
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features says to you, "Now you repeat it."
                      echo man
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features frowns.
                      [Success: 5, Roll: 2] You manage to utterly mutilate the phrase.
                      A broad-shouldered man with battle-scarred features nods to you.
                      VOTE!!! TMS

                      http://www.mudconnect.com/cgi-bin/vo...e+Eternal+City

                      Originally posted by xiaozh
                      There, I saw Neptune himself demonstrating Hypnoticus Pirate Style.
                      Originally posted by SirLocke
                      Hypnoticus and I remember a time when those that wield tridents were gods among mere mortal men.

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                        So... Apparently i'm immortal.

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                        • Originally posted by Dalos87 View Post
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                          So... Apparently i'm immortal.
                          Your immortality and my kill %script.person trigger resulted in an endless loop. Sorry about that

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                          • I died 1235
                            "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

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                            • Originally posted by PhilippeCP
                              Awesome. TEC is the game that keeps on giving.
                              Good times

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                              • Originally posted by Iosaerius
                                <Parlin thinks aloud: And Ereal does not eat ass.>
                                I will accept kudos as payment for making everyone laugh so everyone knows.

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