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  • Originally posted by Tolotec View Post
    I will accept kudos as payment for making everyone laugh so everyone knows.
    why would tolotec get kudos, when the person who made people laugh was parlin by making it public?

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    • Disconnecting From Server
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      Departure time: 12 Mar 2016 02:18.
      Time online: 13 hrs.


      Sheesh...

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      • Getting my butt kicked by a bear...maybe it's a sign from Ereal...maybe not

        You retreat.
        [Success: 25, Roll: 27] You step back with your lead foot while spinning
        backwards, smashing a bear with a horizontal blow from your Altene double mace!
        It suffers a bruise to its head.
        You will be busy for one more second.
        A bear begins to move toward you.
        A bear stops next to you.
        [Success: 38, Roll: 31] A bear swipes sideways at you with its paw, but misses.
        You drop a shrine to Ereal because it's too heavy for you to hold with your
        current load.


        ......

        Pranzor responds from afar, "Yeah. I typo'd ;p"
        TRproclaim power!

        Originally posted by Armataan
        Did I just get told Synodia was a better RPed character than Culexus?
        Originally posted by Bucaria
        The player of Synodia should be made a GM, he seems to have no favorites and hates everyone equally.

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        • get ding
          You take a dinged bronze axe from a clumsily patched sack.
          show ding to to bib
          You show a dinged bronze axe to Bibulus.
          Bibulus shakes his head.
          Bibulus says, "I'm not interested in it."
          show dong to haz
          You don't see a "dong" here.
          ==================

          Even the game knows my secrets.
          "Bulimia makes me vomit."

          "I like my coffee like I like my women, ground up and in the freezer."

          Wombat responds from afar, "Consider them thwapped."

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          • A fluvitur pup arrives.
            A fluvitur pup begins to move toward a short caravan drover.
            A hired guard begins to move toward a fluvitur pup.
            A hired guard stops next to a fluvitur pup.
            A hired guard brings down his dull bronze gladius in a chopping motion aimed at a fluvitur pup! It suffers a devastating cut to its face.
            A fluvitur pup falls unconscious.
            A fluvitur pup breathes a final breath, then expires.

            I thought it was funny.
            "You should learn this well, admiration is the emotion furthest from understanding."

            "The betrayal you can see is trivial. What is truly fearsome, is the betrayal that you don't see."

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            • This was the ending to today's gladiator games for any who missed the show
              https://fat.gfycat.com/ExemplaryInco...eLacewing.webm

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              • A cineran sentry appears (while fighting two lt's)....power outage (thanks new england freak storm) power comes back on, you are in a jail cell.
                After being saved (thanks legion)
                You see a tall muscular man. He has blue eyes set above a prominent nose, thin lips and a square chin. He has a pleasant face, with a fair complexion. He has a thick white ring that protrudes from both nostrils, widening his nose, tiny runes are etched into the bone. Shards of bone penetrate the flesh of his right thigh. Shards of bone penetrate the flesh of his left shoulder. Shards of bone penetrate the flesh of his right hand.
                He is wearing a dark brown sagum extending to the knees, some polished bronze greaves, a pair of midnight black leather gloves with bear claws attached to the fingers and crimson stitching, some studded black leather boots, a blackened bronze helmet with a faceplate formed into the visage of a snarling bear, a sooty black silk scarf, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, and a bandage.
                His hands appear to be empty.
                Last edited by Kered; 04-03-2016, 09:16 AM.
                "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

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                • Originally posted by Kered View Post
                  A cineran sentry appears (while fighting two lt's)....power outage (thanks new england freak storm) power comes back on, you are in a jail cell.
                  After being saved (thanks legion)
                  You see a tall muscular man. He has blue eyes set above a prominent nose, thin lips and a square chin. He has a pleasant face, with a fair complexion. He has a thick white ring that protrudes from both nostrils, widening his nose, tiny runes are etched into the bone. Shards of bone penetrate the flesh of his right thigh. Shards of bone penetrate the flesh of his left shoulder. Shards of bone penetrate the flesh of his right hand.
                  He is wearing a dark brown sagum extending to the knees, some polished bronze greaves, a pair of midnight black leather gloves with bear claws attached to the fingers and crimson stitching, some studded black leather boots, a blackened bronze helmet with a faceplate formed into the visage of a snarling bear, a sooty black silk scarf, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, a bandage, and a bandage.
                  His hands appear to be empty.
                  Don't be surprised if those breaks take 1.5 to 2 weeks to no longer say "broken". No, I'm not kidding...

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                  • That makes me very unhappy, should I be sleeping in the cold baths or a inn room?
                    "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

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                    • As far as I'm aware mate, you're better off being awake in the Cold Baths for as long as possible to heal quicker.

                      Last time I checked, you don't really heal that well when asleep, no matter where it is. I know people used to get wrecked, log into an alt and use them until wrecked char was healed, and I -think- they changed it for that reason. Don't quote me on that though, I just remember not healing either at all, or hardly any when asleep for a while at some point a while back.
                      To be a true warrior is to accept your weakness, to work with your weakness, and to know that your enemy does not accept theirs...
                      There you will find strength...

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                      • Yep, awake in cold bath is the most effective method. Also, having a healer to clean wounds/change bandages/apply pain salves I -believe- helps, but no proof. Also try to have an acolyte come and use the healing magics. Something tells me those help with speeding up the heal time as well, but no direct evidence currently.

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                        • I wish that guy can be in my fan club
                          "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

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                          • Originally posted by PhilippeCP
                            This may not be new to some folks but...

                            When you exit the haircut menu in the Heights before completion you get:

                            Your hair cut has been cut short.

                            Appreciation. I liked that.
                            The irony of that statement definitely deserves to be in the LOL thread, the fact it has been implemented also deserves to have it put in the minor changes thread I think. A player I personally know got his character trapped inside the haircut menu nearly two weeks ago, and ended up an endless spiral of almost a triple-nowhere, but was saved by an extremely helpful Pranzor.

                            OT: I have been randomly checking out our old screenshots and although not terribly old, I found this quite funny from 2006:-

                            <Kenderaela thinks aloud: Ruine. >
                            <Gea thinks aloud: Hey Ruine >
                            <Ruine thinks aloud: Casey Kender Hoi Gea >
                            <Casey thinks aloud: Constable?>
                            <Juggalos thinks aloud: Not really.>
                            <Sanna thinks aloud: Juggalos?>
                            <Sanna thinks aloud: Kalis awake?>

                            The aging stitches in your &list itch and irritate, interrupting your concentration.
                            <Godo thinks aloud: Anybody around who can remove stitches? *itches*>
                            <Casey thinks aloud: toga>
                            <Nerwintok thinks aloud: *laughs*>
                            <Godo thinks aloud: At the bench >
                            <Casey thinks aloud: well wait in line at the toga>
                            <Casey thinks aloud: anyone else itching??>
                            <Ariada thinks aloud: Like mad>
                            <Lingkius thinks aloud: Ya.>
                            <Lyli thinks aloud: Get your stitches taken out. >
                            <Casey thinks aloud: I am removing stitches for a short while at the toga>
                            <Fledger thinks aloud: ....>
                            <Lingkius thinks aloud: Save me a seat, Casey.>
                            <Daemis thinks aloud: Hello Iridine, Would Sir Primus be awake?>
                            <Ailios thinks aloud: He's kind of busy right now.>
                            <Ailios thinks aloud: I'm here with him though, want me to pass a message?>
                            <Casey thinks aloud: lyli ya in town?>
                            <Lyli thinks aloud: Old City at the Mausoleum.>
                            <Casey thinks aloud: well I got a few people here>
                            <Casey thinks aloud: if your not busy>
                            The day aging stitches was implemented, 10th April 2006.

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                            • One minute into the new cycle:

                              Critical Hit! You fall back as [] gladius slices a gaping wound into your thigh.
                              Your left thigh is slashed.
                              You wince a little at the pain in your legs.

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                              • Code:
                                Axliva, carrying a bronze-tipped spear with a ash haft bearing intricate silver inlay, walks in through a marble arch.
                                Victavian shifts his eyes back and forth suspiciously.
                                Axliva lies down on a heavy stone bench next to Kabar and Irisa.
                                Axliva exclaims, "Did I win?!"
                                You grin at Axliva.
                                Kabar grins to Victavian, "Erm, newp."
                                Axliva falls unconscious.
                                Kabar wonders.
                                From atop an elevated podium, Parlin, carrying a slate, walks in from a hallway.
                                You say, "Hmm."
                                From atop an elevated podium, Parlin shows a slate to Saliea Illandria.
                                You chuckle quietly.
                                From atop an elevated podium, Parlin rubs a slate clean.
                                From atop an elevated podium, Parlin, carrying a slate, walks away to a hallway, to the north.
                                You pat Axliva.
                                Victavian laughs.
                                Victavian asks, "Did that really happen?"
                                You say to Axliva, "You did great."
                                [Success: 95, Roll: 5] Pharse swings a cestus-covered fist sideways, lashing out at you with the blades of his weapon, but misses. You use the broad head of your short whip to knock aside the attack with a brute-force swat.

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