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  • Sintarmalefious looks at a prostitute.
    Sintarmalefious cheers at a prostitute.
    Sintarmalefious moves to follow a prostitute.
    You take some coins from a large crimson sack.
    You offer some coins to a prostitute.
    A prostitute's eyes go wide.
    A prostitute exclaims, "Oh, thank you, sir!"
    A prostitute accepts some coins from you.
    A prostitute walks away to a wide cobblestone street, to the west, followed by Sintarmalefious.
    A small group of people led by a prostitute is moving away from you nearby to the west.
    You hear Sintarmalefious yell, "Thanks", from the southwest.

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    • Originally posted by Iosaerius
      Your left thigh is slashed, slightly pierced, and slightly bruised.
      Your left arm is slashed, slightly bruised, and slightly pierced.
      Your face is slashed, slightly bruised, and slightly pierced.
      Your right hand is slightly pierced, slightly slashed, and slightly bruised.
      Your waist is slightly slashed, slightly pierced, and slightly bruised.
      Your left shin is slightly slashed.
      Your neck is slightly bruised and slightly pierced.
      Your right thigh is slightly pierced, slightly bruised, and slightly slashed.
      Your left hand is slightly bruised, slightly slashed, and slightly pierced.
      Your right foot is slightly pierced, slightly bruised, and slightly slashed.
      Your chest is slightly pierced and slightly slashed.
      Your right arm is slightly slashed.
      Your left foot is slightly pierced, slightly bruised, and slightly slashed.
      Your head is slightly bruised and slightly slashed.
      Your back is slightly slashed.
      Your right hand, head, left arm, face, and waist are stitched.

      Might be faster just to say "You are messed up"
      Well... at least your right shin is ok

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      • Originally posted by PhilippeCP

        I couldn't have had a better chuckle.

        hahah yeah dude how awesome

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        • Well, at least your back wasn't bleeding.
          "...only you can prevent forest fires" The Legendary Smokey the Bear

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          • Originally posted by PhilippeCP
            Your neck, right foot, right shin, right thigh, left thigh, right shoulder, face, left arm, right hand, head, right arm, chest, left shoulder, waist, left shin, and left hand are bleeding.
            Just started learning Cestii?

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            • Skotos Forums
              6:55 AM (9 hours ago)

              to me
              Hello Atre,

              We at Skotos Forums would like to wish you a happy birthday today!
              <Tivan thinks aloud: No offense, I'd rather take it from behind by an eyeless humanoid from twilight...guess I'll get them myself.>

              Haggard squeaks to MindThrasher, "My only regret about lanc dying...is that Kjel was at the toga.."

              Fidellus whispers something to Lucarnes.
              Carefully reading his lips, you make out the words "I liked it, but I have a thing for blondes in catholic school girl skirts

              A woman in a slinky red nightgown flirts to you, "Bears are repulsive."

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              • Originally posted by Kjel View Post
                Skotos Forums
                6:55 AM (9 hours ago)

                to me
                Hello Atre,

                We at Skotos Forums would like to wish you a happy birthday today!
                Ha! We are a day apart!

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                • Originally posted by lykatos View Post

                  Ha! We are a day apart!
                  12th here as well

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                  • <Parlin thinks aloud: I might not be, but I am an acolyte of Ereal.>
                    <Felisin thinks aloud: A what meow?>
                    <Parlin thinks aloud: A servant of Ereal, the one and only God.>

                    <Felisin thinks aloud: Who meow?>




                    bahahahahahahahahahahahaha
                    VOTE!!! TMS

                    http://www.mudconnect.com/cgi-bin/vo...e+Eternal+City

                    Originally posted by xiaozh
                    There, I saw Neptune himself demonstrating Hypnoticus Pirate Style.
                    Originally posted by SirLocke
                    Hypnoticus and I remember a time when those that wield tridents were gods among mere mortal men.

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                    • You ask, "Nice couch?"
                      *** slurs to you, "Yuu have shat in it. It'sh nice!"

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                      • Using Dreggo just before sunset only to find out he's not on a "IG day" clock.

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                        • <An urchin thinks aloud: Help! Parlin is raping me again!>
                          <Parlin thinks aloud: Sounds like trouble, considering the captain of the constables is right here seeing that's not happening.>
                          <Synodia thinks aloud: Just enjoy it. lucky dog.>
                          <An urchin thinks aloud: I don't have much time. They're all after me...>
                          <An urchin thinks aloud: ...goodbye sweet world.>
                          <Synodia thinks aloud: I can save you, where to?>
                          <An urchin thinks aloud: I don't know where they dragged me off to...I can't see a thing.>
                          <Synodia thinks aloud: Probably Parlins bedroom.>
                          <Parlin thinks aloud: When one starts with a statement that I'm raping someone, nothing else they say can be believed.>
                          <An urchin thinks aloud: Oh right! you creep.>
                          <Synodia thinks aloud: You die yet little one?>
                          VOTE!!! TMS

                          http://www.mudconnect.com/cgi-bin/vo...e+Eternal+City

                          Originally posted by xiaozh
                          There, I saw Neptune himself demonstrating Hypnoticus Pirate Style.
                          Originally posted by SirLocke
                          Hypnoticus and I remember a time when those that wield tridents were gods among mere mortal men.

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                          • You are currently hiding.


                            You notice a flash of light moments before you are hit by a bolt of lightning!
                            153.0
                            YOU ARE STUNNED!
                            You can't do that while you are stunned.

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                            • Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
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                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              You can't do that while you are unconscious.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
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                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.
                              Your neck slowly oozes blood.

                              one bat bite to the neck.
                              The only person who is allowed to kill people in mass numbers is god himself.. and its cool because he always serenedes you with trumpets to soften the mood prior.

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                              • This made me laugh more than it should have:

                                <Ignaron thinks aloud: Sometimes i have impression that everybody's playing a quiet game.>
                                <Kyrah thinks aloud: You lose!>

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