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  • I should of copied the txt, but...
    Went into the arena some time after killing bandits.
    slash <target>
    Go to slash at one of the two men wearing faceplates.
    Didn't notice. go to stab <target>
    They start staring at me and knock me onto the floor.
    WTF moment. How did I end up on the floor.?!
    Realise my target was still set to bandit/man.
    Oh crap!
    I'm so sorry, stand up, get into hitting the gladiators.
    A couple gladiators later a raging bull comes from no where and makes love to my body with the business end it's horns.
    Get knocked uncon, get bandaged up. Wake up with the two guys asking if I'm okay.
    Synodia comes in, laughs, grabs her stave and walks away.
    30 seconds later she is dragged in unconscious.
    I laugh.

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    • Originally posted by Red431
      You count out the appropriate number of coins and hand them to an elderly instructor.
      You train to rank 1 in Face Block.
      An elderly instructor tells one of his unskilled slaves, "Block with your shield. Not your head, you idiot!"

      sigh
      face block doesn't use your head to block, it uses your hands/arms.

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      • [Success: 93, Roll: 15] You dive forward and crouch down, slashing low at a thug with your retalq gladius, but missing. A thug jumps upward, her legs avoiding your attack!
        You sigh.
        [Success: 5, Roll: 44] You lean forward, feigning a thrust at a thug with your retalq gladius! A thug has left a vast middle defensive opening.
        A thug falls unconscious.

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        • get artichoke from platter
          You take a wedge of pink-streaked yellow cheese from a platter heaped high with pink-streaked yellow cheese.

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          • You see nothing extraordinary about a tiny soft-shelled turtle.
            You do not recognize exactly what kind of fish this is.

            ... what?

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            • Originally posted by Dumakey View Post
              You see nothing extraordinary about a tiny soft-shelled turtle.
              You do not recognize exactly what kind of fish this is.

              ... what?
              "Soft-shelled turtle" is the description--there are also red-bellied turtles and snapping turtles, among others. Sufficient ranks in fishing will reveal the name of the species of the "soft-shelled turtle"...
              Bah!

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              • Originally posted by Yuval View Post

                "Soft-shelled turtle" is the description--there are also red-bellied turtles and snapping turtles, among others. Sufficient ranks in fishing will reveal the name of the species of the "soft-shelled turtle"...
                You do not recognize exactly what kind of FISH this is. Wouldn't it be better if you didn't recognize what type of turtle this is?

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                • You arrive at a wide clearing centered around a tall wooden tower. You are facing south. You see an oak forest to the north, to the northeast, to the east, to the southeast, to the south, to the southwest, to the west, and to the northwest; and a ladder leading upwards.
                  The sky is filled with fluffy clouds. The air is absolutely still. It is hot.
                  An arrow whistles through the branches and strikes your face!

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                  • Lupian looks at a sign.
                    Lupian asks, "Whats it say?"
                    read sign
                    Do NOT pass this door.
                    Synodia says, "Welcome."

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                    • <Darksnil thinks aloud: Anyone know how to get a dog out of your bank account......>
                      <Kyrah thinks aloud: Why is there a dog in your bank account?>
                      <Accalia thinks aloud: That is a little funny.>
                      <Darksnil thinks aloud: I guess when I lost my room......they sent it there....>
                      <Darksnil thinks aloud: I just want the thing out, Just found some ugly smears on one of my sack....did not smell all to well either.>

                      This entire episode was hilarious.
                      Last edited by GinaDana; 01-14-2017, 01:57 PM.

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                      • You say to Alge: Hi Algae!
                        Alge says to you, It's Al-jeh
                        Alge says to you, "Alge Brah from Altene."
                        You laugh.
                        Alge asks you, "Understand how to pronounce my name now?"
                        You exclaim to Alge, "Yes Brah!"
                        Alge bobbles his balance, but manages to stay upright.

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                        • Noob Tip: Dont bind key "x" to an attack command and spam it to exit the bank menu. You will end up in jail for 50 rl hours.
                          .

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                          • Originally posted by Syden View Post
                            Noob Tip: Dont bind key "x" to an attack command and spam it to exit the bank menu. You will end up in jail for 50 rl hours.
                            Damn, That's hilarious! You're an Aussie so just drink the weekend away!

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                            • You separate a pile of chickens.
                              The only person who is allowed to kill people in mass numbers is god himself.. and its cool because he always serenedes you with trumpets to soften the mood prior.

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                              • Originally posted by StUnTmOnKeYaRaM View Post
                                You separate a pile of chickens.
                                Them crispy chickens are too lit.

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