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  • You're mega lit right?
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    • A fluvitur pup arrives.

      A middle-aged caravan drover begins to move toward a fluvitur pup.

      A middle-aged caravan drover stops next to a fluvitur pup.

      A middle-aged caravan drover gets a banded club.

      A middle-aged caravan drover wields a banded club in his right hand.

      A middle-aged caravan drover raises the handle of his banded club, bringing it
      down on a fluvitur pup's head! It suffers a fracture to its head.

      A middle-aged caravan drover yells, "Raiders! Take them down!"

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      • Ciaran thinks aloud: So you're gonna be like Koppe, other than not as annoying and suddenly forgetting how to use them?

        Glad to see my name still being thrown away, 2-3 years after he's been gone 8)

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        • I was sad that no one got my "Jelly of the Month Club" subscription reference in think.
          <Tivan thinks aloud: No offense, I'd rather take it from behind by an eyeless humanoid from twilight...guess I'll get them myself.>

          Haggard squeaks to MindThrasher, "My only regret about lanc dying...is that Kjel was at the toga.."

          Fidellus whispers something to Lucarnes.
          Carefully reading his lips, you make out the words "I liked it, but I have a thing for blondes in catholic school girl skirts

          A woman in a slinky red nightgown flirts to you, "Bears are repulsive."

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          • Originally posted by Red431

            Yes it's a great name, the best name, I'm an expert with names, I am a name, and it's a very good name. Ioulinus is a disaster.
            Pfft. The ratings are in and Red got destroyed by comparison to the ratings machine, Ioulinus! They hired a big big posting star with Iason in his signature to take my place and we know how that turned out. The ratings went down the tube. It's been a total disaster and even Ciaran will never bet against Ioulinus again.
            Newpatriot frowns to you, "I don't have any open slots. "
            You ooc to Newpatriot, "Ummmm..."
            You ooc to Newpatriot, "Are they all full?"
            Newpatriot asks you, "I've got a man in all 5. Why do you ask?"

            <01:28:30> "That Gay Dude": Dude, I'm not even gay.

            Originally posted by Bactrian
            Your signature has been edited to remove a quote from another player. Let's not use signatures to make other players look silly, please (even if you are just quoting their own words).

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            • A lean and muscular man with one eye growls, "Time to feel pain!"
              A lean and muscular man with one eye winces visibly.

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              • Originally posted by jaybee View Post
                A lean and muscular man with one eye growls, "Time to feel pain!"
                A lean and muscular man with one eye winces visibly.
                Just happened to me too:
                A light-skinned man with a wicked smile growls, "Time to feel pain!"
                A light-skinned man with a wicked smile winces visibly.
                You smirk.
                You say, "Sure is."

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                • You see nothing in a barrel full of apples.

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                  • A thin, pale man says to you, "This phrase means "You are beautiful."."
                    A thin, pale man says to you, "This phrase means "How old are you?"."
                    A thin, pale man says to you, "This phrase means "Where is your mother?"."

                    The Gadaene are fucked.

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                    • While in Monlon, near the kennels…

                      You are facing west. You see a brightly painted wooden door to the north; a narrow dirt path to the east and to the west; and a simple iron gate to the south.
                      The dismembered corpse of a squat furry dog named Dogmeat and the dismembered corpse of a large furry dog named Food are scattered about to your left.
                      X is standing to your left.

                      X looks at a brightly painted wooden door.

                      You ask, "Did you see those dogs?"

                      You say, "Those... those are some names."

                      You shift.

                      look at dog
                      Before you is a large furry dog. His large brown eyes is nearly concealed by the curly orange-brown fur. He has a wide slightly flattened face and a fluffy tail. The dismembered corpse of a squat furry dog named Dogmeat has nothing on it.

                      X says, "Had a purpose."

                      look at 2 dog
                      Before you is a large furry dog. His round black eyes is nearly concealed by the thick chestnut brown fur. He has a wide slightly flattened face and a short and bushy tail. The dismembered corpse of a large furry dog named Food has nothing on it.

                      X looks at the dismembered corpse of a squat furry dog named Dogmeat.

                      You say, "I... I guess so."

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                      • Woulda been cheaper to buy Monloni Globi!
                        I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
                        Steven Hawkings

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                        • Health Points: -109/154 ...Welp...guess I'm watching a movie on Netflix.

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                          • N nudes Y with a foot.
                            Funniest missing G ever.

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                            • X whispers to you, "[Lol...Your left hand, face, head, neck, right shoulder, right arm, left shoulder, chest, left thigh, left foot, right shin, right foot, right hand, back, and right thigh are bleeding.]"

                              Well, *that* didn't go well.

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                              • I love grouping fun.

                                group all massive
                                Y
                                ou collect a massive yellow-orange fish with a narrow body and wide fins, a massive yellow-orange fish with a narrow body and wide fins, a massive yellow-orange fish with a narrow body and wide fins, a massive yellow-orange fish with a narrow body and wide fins, a massive yellow-orange fish with a narrow body and wide fins, and a massive yellow-orange fish with a narrow body and wide fins into a group.

                                look
                                You see a pile of small yellow-orange fish.

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