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  • You say, "Covfefe."
    Castael responds from afar, "Come on, man."
    You communicate to the administrative staff, "What i do?"
    Castael responds from afar, "Covfefe? Said out loud."
    .

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    • You take the bar of soft tan soap and lather up your chest.
      You feel much cleaner.
      Your bar of soap is a little smaller.
      You wash your belly with your bar of soft tan soap.
      You feel much cleaner.
      Your bar of soap is a little smaller.
      You smear soap and water all over your back and bottom, cleaning everything.
      You wash a bit of the egg yolk off of you.

      You feel much cleaner.
      You have used up the last of your soap.
      Where the heck was that yolk? Gross.

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      • Sceadu

        There's a broken link explaining the forum moderation guidelines at the beginning of the new LOL thread.
        You accidentally put an extra http at the end and it parses into some sort of "this%20thread" message.
        Originally posted by Kered
        kill off Kered, thats the entire point of a role playing game


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        • Originally posted by A hooded bloak. View Post
          Sceadu

          There's a broken link explaining the forum moderation guidelines at the beginning of the new LOL thread.
          You accidentally put an extra http at the end and it parses into some sort of "this%20thread" message.
          Fixed. All kinds of broken since the switch to the new forums. Thanks for pointing it out.
          Game Master Sceadu

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          • At the west side of the arena floor, A gladiator walks out through an iron gate, to the west.
            At the west side of the arena floor, A guard steps out from the other side of the gate to prevent a gladiator from leaving.

            At the west side of the arena floor, A gladiator walks out through an iron gate, to the west.
            At the west side of the arena floor, A guard steps out from the other side of the gate to prevent a gladiator from leaving.

            At the west side of the arena floor, A gladiator walks out through an iron gate, to the west.
            At the west side of the arena floor, A guard steps out from the other side of the gate to prevent a gladiator from leaving.



            He really wanted to go!

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            • A fox stops next to you.
              138.0
              138.0
              [Success: 95, Roll: 100] A fox snaps out at you, sinking its teeth into your
              flesh! Your charcoal-blackened lorica hamata absorbs the impact of the blow.
              You take a pile of torches.
              You say to a fox, "F*** off."
              A fox walks away to a forested slope, to the north.
              You nod to yourself.

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              • More like an OCD check point.

                A soldier wearing a red sash says to you, "Halt! Submit to a contraband
                search."
                (y/N)

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                • Does anyone else make up stories when getting language lessons? I can just imagine the poor person at the center of this one.

                  A stout woman with black hair says to you, "This phrase means "Where is your father?"."
                  (Man finds the woman he wants to marry and decides to ask permission.)

                  A stout woman with black hair says to you, "This phrase means "Where can I find the local jeweler?"."
                  (Man happy skips off to buy a ring.)

                  A stout woman with black hair says to you, "This phrase means "Help, I've been robbed."."
                  (Oh no, his engagement ring was stolen!)

                  A stout woman with black hair says to you, "This phrase means "Help, I've been attacked by a rabid beaver."."
                  (...stolen by a beaver? I mean, this *is* Iridine....)

                  A stout woman with black hair says to you, "This phrase means "Where can I find a local law enforcement official?"."
                  (Man calls for help.)

                  A stout woman with black hair says to you, "This phrase means "Can you lead me to the local temple?"."
                  (Man prays at the temple for guidance at this bad sign.)

                  A stout woman with black hair says to you, "This phrase means "Do you deal in leather goods?"."
                  (Man finds his faith, but due to his lack of funds decides to downgrade to a leather engagement gift instead.)

                  A stout woman with black hair says to you, "This phrase means "Where can I find a local law enforcement official?"."
                  (The new gift is stolen. Whomp Whomp.)

                  A stout woman with black hair says to you, "This phrase means "Where can I find the local jeweler?"."
                  (Man decides leather is actually a bad idea so goes to the jeweler again.)

                  A stout woman with black hair says to you, "This phrase means "Do you deal in leather goods?"."
                  (Man realizes prices are indeed too high and returns to the leather dealer.)

                  A stout woman with black hair says to you, "This phrase means "What is your name?"."
                  (Man returns to his lady love, and gets down on one knee. But decides he should learn her name before they are officially betrothed.)

                  A stout woman with black hair says to you, "This phrase means "Stop, or I will be forced to defend myself."."
                  (Woman doesn't like this very much and starts to beat the **** out of him.)

                  A stout woman with black hair says to you, "This phrase means "What is that foul smell?"."
                  (Man is surprised at the smell of his ****.)

                  A stout woman with black hair says to you, "This phrase means "My name is"."
                  (Man tries to salvage the situation by introducing himself.)

                  A stout woman with black hair says to you, "I've taught you all I can for the day."
                  (To be continued...)

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