New LOL thread.

[Syden]

It's going to be even funnier when you get knocked down and you take an arrow to the knee

[Ilkilyn]

Finding an area before anyone else is always awesome, I can only think of maybe two or three times since 1999 I had the chance to be that lucky.

How many are in the worm temple alone

I found a small area where all the rooms were labeled like $Location_12133. Literally just wandering around the the barren areas outside Monlon. GM's had no idea how I was able to just walk into that unfinished area. Was some pretty awesome descriptions though and made me really really want to participate in the event it was supposed to be for

[isgrimnur]

It's going to be even funnier when you get knocked down and you take an arrow to the knee

I've had this happen to my locksmithing/healer a while back, though it was from falling from the rope swings than taking an arrow to the head.

[Lusama]

At the center of the arena floor, Dark thunderclouds move away toward the north, several miles away.
Damn clouds, ruining the arena for others.

[Vinian Quartz]

Kyrah pauses.
Kyrah's mouth forms the shape of an "O" as she stares at you for several moments.
You hear the clear tone of a loud horn from someplace far away to the southwest.


Kyrah doing her best impersonation of the Burly Sailor, at the Franlius docks. XD This timing just made me giggle!

[GinaDana]

Crispian steps in front of a small weathered wagon and prevents it from going through a heavy iron gate.
Crispian says, "Halt! Only authorized members of the Legion may pass!"

Wagons can't join the Legion. Sad.

[The_thief]

You see a priest lecturing a child on the merits of virtue.

[Syden]

Your $symbol, $symbol, and $symbol are inflamed.

Your $symbol, $symbol, and $symbol are swollen.

[mikeand]

You say to Mondan, "show me your balls."
Mondan says to you, " I don't seem to have that in stock."
....
Coming back to his shop hours later to find out that I've been banned. Thanks.

[Iosaerius]

Pilfer was arrested on Jemros 2nd, 285 by Felisin for One count of Larceny.

[Lusama]

From the new Superlative thread.
"Most likely to be found unconscious: Thesil
Most likely to be found unconscious: Thesil. Sorry, bud.
Most likely to be found unconscious: Thesil
Most likely to be found unconscious: Within the city: Thesil. Outside the city: Olio"

Four out of six so far. Least I'm doing good at something! Hahah.

[GinaDana]

You say, "Come, bandits. Come. Let's dance."
A black-toe pheasant steps out from some nearby underbrush.

[mindthrasher]

Tale says, "Rubico is the only person I actively tried to murder and failed at. Repeatedly. Even when he only had a freaking 15% chance to NOT die."

[ArchMagi]

must not have used that magical autokill function that they have access to.

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