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  • #46
    Originally posted by Herdias86 View Post
    From atop an elevated podium, Sceadu puts a dagger in his pants.
    Beat me to it. I hope he has a sheath for it.

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    • #47
      Funny, I've never had room to fit anything else in my pants.

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      • #48
        You ask a burly sailor, "Ship?"
        A burly sailor says, "The ferry left not too long ago, on its way to Franlius."

        AKA time to play another character for 40 minutes.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by jkidd View Post
          You ask a burly sailor, "Ship?"
          A burly sailor says, "The ferry left not too long ago, on its way to Franlius."

          AKA time to play another character for 40 minutes.
          Way to break character! You should stand there idling and roleplaying with the NPCs at the very least. I'm sure that's what they intended. Don't AFK though, an NPC will walk in and beat you down fo sure.
          Argued with GM Tale on forums.
          Character wakes up with 2hp and 2 fatigue, mangled face.
          Skotos didn't care.

          Originally posted by Elowynn
          It's not a good sign if glenh makes more sense than you, L.
          Originally posted by Tale
          My apologies to Glenh.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Siek View Post
            How fascinating.
            Hahahahahaha.

            Originally posted by VinianQuartz
            HAIL CULEXUS

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            • #51
              <You think aloud: I'm a goner!>
              You walk through a sun-bleached wooden door.

              You arrive at a large clean room. Tullaria is here. You are facing north. You see an arch to the north, a wooden arch to the east, a sun-bleached wooden door to the south, and a white door painted with a golden sunburst to the west.

              Health Points: -4/118 Fatigue: -24% State: conscious
              You slip into unconsciousness.
              Your waist slowly oozes blood.
              Your left shin slowly oozes blood.
              Your chest slowly oozes blood.
              Your waist slowly oozes blood.
              luck! ?
              You have 0 luck points left.

              Your left shin slowly oozes blood.
              Your left thigh slowly oozes blood.
              Your chest slowly oozes blood.
              Your left thigh slowly oozes blood.
              Your waist slowly oozes blood.
              Your chest slowly oozes blood.
              Your left shin slowly oozes blood.
              Your waist slowly oozes blood.
              Your left shin slowly oozes blood.
              Your chest slowly oozes blood.
              Your chest slowly oozes blood.
              Your waist slowly oozes blood.
              Your chest slowly oozes blood.
              Your waist slowly oozes blood.
              Your waist slowly oozes blood.
              Your chest slowly oozes blood.
              Tullaria examines you, poking and prodding with her fingers.
              Your chest slowly oozes blood.
              Tullaria gives you a quick check over.
              Tullaria wipes down your left shin with antiseptic.
              Tullaria ties a clean bandage around your left shin tightly.
              Your chest slowly oozes blood.
              Your waist slowly oozes blood.
              Tullaria wipes down your chest with antiseptic.
              Tullaria ties a clean bandage around your chest tightly.
              Tullaria wipes down your left thigh with antiseptic.
              Your waist slowly oozes blood.
              Tullaria ties a clean bandage around your left thigh tightly.
              Tullaria wipes down your waist with antiseptic.
              Tullaria ties a clean bandage around your waist tightly.
              Tullaria nods to you.
              Health Points: -88/118 Fatigue: -17% State: unconscious


              Holy crap that was close. Thanks to whoever found me.

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              • #52
                Hahaha. We f***** you up.

                Glad to see you didn't slip coma. I neither wanted you to, nor want to drop the rps it would have cost me.

                [Success: 5, Roll: 16] In a dazzling blur of movement, you grip your dirk
                tightly and slash at Xilorus! Your hand quickly darts your blade across Xilorus
                in a follow-up slash! You then manage to revolve completely, thrusting your
                blade into Xilorus in a final strike! Xilorus' reinforced deep black leather
                cuirass fitted for the bodies form absorbs the impact of the blow.

                [Success: 38, Roll: 77] You tightly grip your dirk. Stepping towards Xilorus,
                you then lunge a stab at him and strike. You then move your rear foot forward
                and pivot on it, spinning your whole body as your finely polished fighting dirk
                cuts across Xilorus in a follow-up slash! Critical Hit! Several drops of blood
                fall from your dirk after a deep slash to Xilorus's waist. He suffers a
                shallow cut to his right thigh.

                Faint wounding you to death. I ustabbed you 4 times in a row for like 3 damage.
                Last edited by Sceadu; 04-09-2014, 08:15 AM.

                Originally posted by VinianQuartz
                HAIL CULEXUS

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                • #53
                  Lol, I started that fight with 12% fatigue and forgot my shield. As soon as I got SG stunned I thought to myself, "Welp, this is how I get PK'd."

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                  • #54
                    A constable watches you carefully as you enter.
                    A constable exclaims, "Show your face!"
                    A constable watches you carefully as you enter.
                    A constable exclaims, "Show your face!"

                    remove face
                    You are not wearing that.
                    open faceplate
                    It's already open.
                    remove facep
                    You must remove other garments before you can take that off.
                    open my fea
                    It's already open.
                    open my featureless
                    It's already open.
                    remove ear
                    You remove a bronze earring.
                    open my featureless
                    It's already open.
                    remove faceplate
                    You remove a dull bronze helmet with a featureless faceplate.

                    Stupid earring almost got me sent to jail.

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                    • #55
                      Just because that hilarious thread got deleted doesn't mean this gif doesn't deserve to stick around.

                      http://i.imgur.com/gAp0QI6.gif

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Armataan View Post
                        Faint wounding you to death. I ustabbed you 4 times in a row for like 3 damage.
                        You.. were banditing.. and used ustab? Or was this an actual fight?

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Rythgen View Post
                          Just because that hilarious thread got deleted doesn't mean this gif doesn't deserve to stick around.

                          http://i.imgur.com/gAp0QI6.gif
                          I still don't understand!
                          I have buried my heart in an egg, in a duck, in a hare, in a chest, under an oak, on an island in the middle of the sea.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Tweninger View Post
                            You.. were banditing.. and used ustab? Or was this an actual fight?
                            I had a 30 rp npc and ustab was the only move I had that could do any damage.

                            Originally posted by VinianQuartz
                            HAIL CULEXUS

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                            • #59
                              Liena asks Elyria, "Do you mind removing my right shoulder, face and waist?"
                              Elyria says to Liena, "Uh..."

                              You laugh.
                              But in the end all that we do, Is just all that's ever been done.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Armataan View Post
                                I had a 30 rp npc and ustab was the only move I had that could do any damage.
                                Impressive

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