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  • Stats look a bit different for me as well...
    Character Background
    Name: *************** Race: Human
    Character Class: Paladin Alignment: Chaotic Good
    Level: 19 Exp to Next Level: 8311
    Age: 36
    Physical Characteristics
    Height: 6' 5" Weight: 254 lbs.
    Eyes: green Hair: auburn Complexion: tan
    Status
    HPs/Total: 12/190 MPs/Total: 18/45
    State: Paralyzed AC (Unmodified): 14
    Vision: Infravision Base Element: Fire
    Languages: Human, Elvish
    Attributes
    Wisdom: 5
    Intelligence: 12
    Strength: 17
    Dexterity: 17
    Constitution: 17
    Agility: 17
    Equipment
    Weapon: Mithril Axe +3
    Shield: Tower Shield
    Hands: Steel Gauntlets
    Torso: Full Plate
    Head: Leather Cap
    Legs: Steel Boots
    Accessory: None
    Accessory: Golden Earring
    Wealth: 195 gil

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    • Neithan examines you.
      Kyrah says, "I'll put pressure on the head."
      Kyrah carefully positions her hands and applies pressure to your head.
      Neithan smirks.
      Kyrah asks you, "What happened this time?"
      You say muffled, "You're squishin' mah face."
      Kyrah asks, "Would you rather I stop so you can bleed to death?"
      Kyrah winks at you.
      You say, "Bluh penish heedut."
      Neithan asks, "Wait, what?"
      Neithan laughs.
      Kyrah bursts into laughter.
      Kyrah asks, "Blue Panache?"
      Meznich gives a thumbs up.
      Kyrah says, "The blue penis head out sounds interesting too though."
      A fellow player has given you Kudos! Reason: "Best "muffled" slur of all time."
      You say, "As I was saying..."
      You say, "BLUE PANACHE."
      Neithan shakes his head.
      Kyrah shakes her head.
      You exclaim, "Not blue penis head!"
      Kyrah says, "Blue penis headout."
      blush
      Neithan says, "Nope, not what you were saying."
      You blush.
      Neithan laughs.
      Kyrah repeats, "Blue penis."
      Neithan says, "Listen.. I know umm.. it's awkward to talk about. But.."
      Neithan asks, "There's always.. Septima's?"
      Neithan rubs his arm.
      Kyrah clears her throat.

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      • Best new name in WHO:

        Poscadelius

        Posca DELICIOUS BABY
        TEC Discord Link!

        VOTE FOR TEC!

        Originally posted by Dyro
        "Good RP is consistency."


        Originally posted by Cloudy
        "Shiloboy wins.
        Fatality.
        Keep up the good work."

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        • You tap an elegantly crafted golden cage, containing a expressively colorful bird.
          The small colorful bird gently wails, "Tunechi-loves-anal finds bacon-is-truth."

          This bird has a dirty mind.

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          • Originally posted by Lexi View Post
            You tap an elegantly crafted golden cage, containing a expressively colorful bird.
            The small colorful bird gently wails, "Tunechi-loves-anal finds bacon-is-truth."

            This bird has a dirty mind.
            Due to a number of OOC and inappropriate comments being levied at the bird, his vocabulary has now been hardcoded to approximately 700 words. Anything heretical or blatantly OOC has been removed, as has anything that would result in an R-Rating in a movie. PG-13 swears and words such as 'Trollop' have been left in place.

            Additionally, proper names and personal pronouns have been fixed to properly capitalize.
            GM Scolve

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            • Originally posted by Scolve View Post

              Due to a number of OOC and inappropriate comments being levied at the bird, his vocabulary has now been hardcoded to approximately 700 words. Anything heretical or blatantly OOC has been removed, as has anything that would result in an R-Rating in a movie. PG-13 swears and words such as 'Trollop' have been left in place.

              Additionally, proper names and personal pronouns have been fixed to properly capitalize.
              Dang, lost a bet on this change.

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              • I tried getting it to say "Kinky" and "No handouts"...I hope that's in his words
                TRproclaim power!

                Originally posted by Armataan
                Did I just get told Synodia was a better RPed character than Culexus?
                Originally posted by Bucaria
                The player of Synodia should be made a GM, he seems to have no favorites and hates everyone equally.

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                • I might have got told my fingers will get bite off for tapping the cage to much trying to get it to say doot
                  "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

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                  • Originally posted by Scolve View Post

                    Due to a number of OOC and inappropriate comments being levied at the bird, his vocabulary has now been hardcoded to approximately 700 words. Anything heretical or blatantly OOC has been removed, as has anything that would result in an R-Rating in a movie. PG-13 swears and words such as 'Trollop' have been left in place.

                    Additionally, proper names and personal pronouns have been fixed to properly capitalize.
                    It totally said Scolve is a Trollop
                    .

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                    • LOL, you let a mimic bird into the game world and didn't hard code it to begin with...SMRT....half the player base would take the Tide pod challenge if they were millenials..unlike us old people that take the Tide pod challenge and do laundry.
                      I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
                      Steven Hawkings

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                      • [Success: 1, Roll: 100] A raw haunch of mutton sizzles as you hold it over a brightly glowing fire.
                        You are in the middle of something.
                        You are in the middle of something.
                        You are in the middle of something.
                        You are in the middle of something.
                        You are no longer busy.
                        You sing, "stuck in the middle with ewe...."
                        [Success: 1, Roll: 10] A raw haunch of mutton sizzles as you hold it over a brightly glowing fire. It appears to be done cooking.


                        Crazy Evagrius....
                        I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
                        Steven Hawkings

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                        • I think Disney really dropped the ball this year. Solo: A Star Wars Story doesn't drop until the last weekend of the month. They SHOULD have released it today on May 4th. "May the 4th be with you!"

                          Get your $&!# together, Disney.

                          Game Master Tale
                          Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Creativity is putting tomatoes in a fruit salad to make mango salsa. Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is actually a smoothie. Common Sense is knowing that no, ketchup is not a smoothie.

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                          • Originally posted by Tale View Post
                            I think Disney really dropped the ball this year. Solo: A Star Wars Story doesn't drop until the last weekend of the month. They SHOULD have released it today on May 4th. "May the 4th be with you!"

                            Get your $&!# together, Disney.
                            But Solo doesn't use the force. He uses a blaster and a wookie with a crossbow

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                            • <hears something funny while diving>

                              When you open your mouth, water floods in and nearly chokes you. The ocean
                              gets the last laugh.

                              You are no longer stunned.

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                              • The small colorful bird gently squawks, "Morphius grasshole tasty totaly!"

                                I'm dead.. lmaoooooo

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