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  • The small colorful bird gently squawks, "Morphius grasshole tasty totaly!"

    I'm dead.. lmaoooooo

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    • [Success: 82, Roll: 58] His left thigh has a large bruise. His left thigh is bruised. His left thigh is bruised. His left thigh is bruised. His left thigh is bruised. His left thigh is bruised. His left thigh has a large bruise. His left thigh is bruised. His left thigh has a large bruise. His left thigh is bruised. His left thigh has a large bruise. It is not bleeding. There are no broken bones. His left thigh is fairly clean. This part needs new bandages. There are no stitches on this part.

      I think I hurt
      "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

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      • There aren't any broken bones cause there aren't any left. Just calcium pulp is all that's left

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        • [Success: 5, Roll: 82] Extending your retalq gladius in one arm, you steadily step sideways towards a toothless archer, unleashing several rapid jabs in quick succession! He suffers a puncture to his right thigh. Critical Hit! Puncture to a toothless archer's right thigh begins to bleed.
          A toothless archer falls unconscious.
          A toothless archer scans to the west for targets.
          "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

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          • Using both arms, a soldier wearing a red sash brings his bronze gladius around toward a filthy man with black hair in a powerful side strike! He suffers a deep cut to his chest.

            A filthy man with black hair falls unconscious.

            A filthy man with black hair is stripped of his belongings by a nearby official, and hauled off to jail.

            You walk to a wide cobbled road, to the west.

            The soldiers watch you carefully as you approach.

            A soldier wearing a red sash nods to you.

            A soldier wearing a red sash says, "Welcome to Iridine.


            +

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            • X says to you, "Moment..."
              X wanders to a nearby wall to urinate.

              That was a pretty good, game-appropriate OOC restroom break!

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              • THE TM IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS MUSTER!!!!



                WEDNESDAY, JUNE 06, 2018

                4:00pm - Examen: Legio Recruitment, Part V (Repeat)
                Recruits are to have completed all tasks to date as instructed. Report
                to Blackvine Palisade promptly. Be sure to have your own writing
                utensils and supplies. [Open to Legio I Legionaries and Recruits.]

                8:00pm - Traevant Muster
                Muster at the boulder, all recruits should attend regardless of skill
                level. Please contact Kered if unable to make.

                8:00pm - Traevant Muster
                Muster at the boulder, all recruits should attend regardless of skill
                level. Please contact Kered if unable to make.

                8:00pm - Traevant Muster
                Muster at the boulder, all recruits should attend regardless of skill
                level. Please contact Kered if unable to make.

                8:00pm - Traevant Muster
                Muster at the boulder, all recruits should attend regardless of skill
                level. Please contact Kered if unable to make.

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                • I only posted it once, so four musters one spot same time hows that
                  "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

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                  • You stop leading Parrin, a man with a crooked nose, a grizzled man with olive skin, a man with a crooked nose, a rough-looking man, a young brown-haired man, a young brown-haired man, a filthy man with black hair, a young brown-haired man, an ugly man with a scruffy beard, and a rough-looking man.

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                    • You walk to Meeting Room B, to the east.
                      A pulsing green orb zaps you with an arc of purple lightning as you attempt to leave.
                      The position being taken is not to be mistaken for attempted education or righteous accusation- Only a description, just an observation of the pitiful condition of our degeneration.

                      Oh doom and gloom, oh doom and gloom, the GMs are fools and do not realize what a position they have put us in. They could not possibly have thought of all of this already, for they are but tiny brained fools.
                      Keep on keepin' on, can ya dig it?

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                      • Originally posted by Stonespyder View Post
                        You walk to Meeting Room B, to the east.
                        A pulsing green orb zaps you with an arc of purple lightning as you attempt to leave.
                        Lulz cucked.

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                        • Melina salutes an Iridine soldier.
                          Melina looks at an Iridine soldier.
                          Melina says, "He's very muscular."
                          Melina eyes an Iridine soldier appraisingly.
                          You pat Melina.
                          Melina asks an Iridine soldier, "Exercise a lot hmm?"
                          An Iridine soldier shrugs.
                          Melina nods.
                          Melina sweetly quips to you, "Death is just way too much sleep."

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                          • X slurs to you, "I can finally be pretty."
                            X lets loose a powerful belch.

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                            • You fail to disengage.
                              [Success: 64, Roll: 13]
                              You are no longer busy.
                              You fail to disengage.
                              [Success: 64, Roll: 5]
                              You are no longer busy.
                              You fail to disengage.
                              [Success: 64, Roll: 51] You have left small high, large middle, and small low
                              defensive openings.
                              You are no longer busy.
                              [Success: 5, Roll: 99] A gladiator slams his head into you! Critical Hit! a
                              gladiator's strike catches you off-guard, and you fall back to reconsider the
                              situation.
                              You are not currently engaged with anyone.
                              You nod to a gladiator.
                              You are no longer using Sky Circle Stance.
                              You walk to the center of the arena floor, to the west.

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                              • A young slave exclaims to you, "Watch out for... this!"
                                A young slave stumbles and falls.
                                Wombat responds from afar, "Allupindat Booty is probably less acceptable than President Clinton."
                                Tale responds from afar, "Downs Endrum? Really?"
                                Arconn9 in "Best gladiators of all time project" thread - Wehttam (for beating Rizer,Drexus and like 5 other characters with a bow in the first Gladiator fights I ever been too and when we were are all newbie characters, just for that time lol)

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