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  • #91
    Lokinokokek.

    That is it really.

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    • #92
      Originally posted by Max Powers View Post
      Lokinokokek.

      That is it really.
      Truth.

      12345
      A woman in a shiny boison helmet with an absurdly tall dome says to a ram in Cineran, "Oh yes, hit me now, you bad bad bad sheep."
      A woman in a shiny boison helmet with an absurdly tall dome is stunned.
      A ram bumps roughly into a woman in a shiny boison helmet with an absurdly tall dome with its head!.


      “Everybody in this country should learn how to program a computer... because it teaches you how to think.” - Steve Jobs

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      • #93
        Hey this sounds familiar, reported it a couple times!

        <Vexos thinks aloud: Ahem, I seem to have purchased the wrong axe for me. Would anyone be interested in an excellent quality askada?>
        <Lauriene thinks aloud: You got an axe, Vexos?>
        <Vexos thinks aloud: Yeah, but it's made for a two-hander axer.>
        <Vexos thinks aloud: Out eleven talents now.>
        <Victavian thinks aloud: Eh...from the axe ship?>
        <Vexos thinks aloud: Yes.>
        <Victavian thinks aloud: Shop.>
        <Victavian thinks aloud: Ya should be able to use it one handed.>
        <Sajanus think aloud: Askadas are one handed.>
        <Vexos thinks aloud: The haft is too long.>
        <Sajanus think aloud: Sometimes its difficult to use the basic attack. Try some other moves.>
        <Vexos thinks aloud: Oh...>
        <Sajanus think aloud: Yeah..interesting huh?>

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        • #94
          Originally posted by jkidd View Post
          Hey this sounds familiar, reported it a couple times!
          Same.

          12345
          A woman in a shiny boison helmet with an absurdly tall dome says to a ram in Cineran, "Oh yes, hit me now, you bad bad bad sheep."
          A woman in a shiny boison helmet with an absurdly tall dome is stunned.
          A ram bumps roughly into a woman in a shiny boison helmet with an absurdly tall dome with its head!.


          “Everybody in this country should learn how to program a computer... because it teaches you how to think.” - Steve Jobs

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          • #95
            This is what I feel like when I'm turning in all of my weapons to the library guard.

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Bucaria View Post
              This is what I feel like when I'm turning in all of my weapons to the library guard.
              I swear I thought you were going to link to this scene.
              Game Master Tale
              Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Creativity is putting tomatoes in a fruit salad to make mango salsa. Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is actually a smoothie. Common Sense is knowing that no, ketchup is not a smoothie.

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Tale View Post
                I swear I thought you were going to link to this scene.
                That could work.

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                • #98
                  Look west - you see a brute and a glowing torch
                  Scan west - you cannot find a target to the west

                  Hmmmm
                  Argued with GM Tale on forums.
                  Character wakes up with 2hp and 2 fatigue, mangled face.
                  Skotos didn't care.

                  Originally posted by Elowynn
                  It's not a good sign if glenh makes more sense than you, L.
                  Originally posted by Tale
                  My apologies to Glenh.

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Tale View Post
                    I swear I thought you were going to link to this scene.
                    Can you remind me why turning in your weapons at the library should even be necessary again?
                    A woman in a shiny boison helmet with an absurdly tall dome says to a ram in Cineran, "Oh yes, hit me now, you bad bad bad sheep."
                    A woman in a shiny boison helmet with an absurdly tall dome is stunned.
                    A ram bumps roughly into a woman in a shiny boison helmet with an absurdly tall dome with its head!.


                    “Everybody in this country should learn how to program a computer... because it teaches you how to think.” - Steve Jobs

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                    • Originally posted by Dragonus View Post
                      Can you remind me why turning in your weapons at the library should even be necessary again?
                      So that pankratiasts can think they're special, but then get instantly thrown out by the other protection mechanics when they attempt to attack somebody.

                      Originally posted by VinianQuartz
                      HAIL CULEXUS

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                      • Originally posted by Armataan View Post
                        So that pankratiasts can think they're special, but then get instantly thrown out by the other protection mechanics when they attempt to attack somebody.
                        LOL Well if that's in place, why not just let everyone inside with weapons and the same mechanics will throw them out as well?
                        A woman in a shiny boison helmet with an absurdly tall dome says to a ram in Cineran, "Oh yes, hit me now, you bad bad bad sheep."
                        A woman in a shiny boison helmet with an absurdly tall dome is stunned.
                        A ram bumps roughly into a woman in a shiny boison helmet with an absurdly tall dome with its head!.


                        “Everybody in this country should learn how to program a computer... because it teaches you how to think.” - Steve Jobs

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                        • Originally posted by Dragonus View Post
                          LOL Well if that's in place, why not just let everyone inside with weapons and the same mechanics will throw them out as well?
                          Because then pankrationists won't feel special.

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                          • Originally posted by ToothlessRebel View Post
                            Because then pankrationists won't feel special.
                            Like derrrr
                            Argued with GM Tale on forums.
                            Character wakes up with 2hp and 2 fatigue, mangled face.
                            Skotos didn't care.

                            Originally posted by Elowynn
                            It's not a good sign if glenh makes more sense than you, L.
                            Originally posted by Tale
                            My apologies to Glenh.

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                            • Originally posted by glenh View Post
                              Like derrrr
                              If they don't want them to feel derrrrrrrrr they should remove the skill.
                              <Pandarus thinks aloud: Oh Ereal's blazing jewels, I'm on my way.>

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                              • Originally posted by Lucentius View Post
                                If they don't want them to feel derrrrrrrrr they should remove the skill.
                                I'm with you. Remove all combat skills from game!
                                Argued with GM Tale on forums.
                                Character wakes up with 2hp and 2 fatigue, mangled face.
                                Skotos didn't care.

                                Originally posted by Elowynn
                                It's not a good sign if glenh makes more sense than you, L.
                                Originally posted by Tale
                                My apologies to Glenh.

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