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  • ToothlessRebel
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    [A man] says to you, "Same wiht [this girl]. Just too bad she's married."
    [A woman] exclaims to [a man], "Not if she's knocked out!"

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  • hereagain
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    The light of the morning sun breaks free from behind the eastern horizon.
    A toad emerges from the flowing water.
    A toad climbs a worn rope ladder, upwards.
    Something arrives, climbing a worn rope ladder nearby to the east.
    The shimmering reflections of stars light up the dark river.

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  • isgrimnur
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    After Mortarian Santum makes his announcement about his new Blackvine Beeline Company at the square in Blackvine and trying to explain what it will do Cobian walks in and...
    Cobian asks, "Missed the announcement?"
    Mortarian Santum says to Torgeir, "If you stop asking so many questions, and listen, you will have answers."
    Madraia nods to Mortarian Santum.
    Mattias cackles at Kriglasa.
    You say to Cobian, "Santum got BBC."
    You nod to yourself.
    Cobian looks at Mortarian Santum.

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  • Tubthumper
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    Kered looks at an oak forest.
    You hear a bloodcurdling screen to the east.
    Kered looks at an oak forest.
    You follow Kered as he walks away to an oak forest, to the east.

    You arrive at an oak forest. Kered and Sewallus are here. You are facing east. You see an oak forest to the north, to the northeast, to the east, to the southeast, to the south, to the southwest, to the west, and to the northwest.
    <Syden thinks aloud: Could use some help.>
    Kered looks at an oak forest.
    Kered looks at an oak forest.
    You say, "Lol."
    Halania says in Altene, "Yeah i don tthink so."
    You cough.
    Launrentinus says, "What the fuck."
    You follow Kered as he walks away to an oak forest, to the east.

    You arrive at an oak forest. Kered and Sewallus are here. You are facing east. You see an oak forest to the north, to the northeast, to the east, to the southeast, to the south, to the southwest, to the west, and to the northwest.
    Kered looks at an oak forest.
    Kered looks at an oak forest.
    Kered looks at an oak forest.
    Launrentinus looks at an oak forest.
    Kered looks at an oak forest.
    Kered looks at an oak forest.
    Halania looks at an oak forest.
    Spirelicus says, "Fail."
    You follow Kered as he walks away to an oak forest, to the east.

    You arrive at an oak forest. Kered and Sewallus are here. You are facing east. You see an oak forest to the north, to the northeast, to the east, to the southeast, to the south, to the southwest, to the west, and to the northwest.
    Kered looks at an oak forest.
    Kered looks at an oak forest.
    Kered looks at an oak forest.
    <Glavicus thinks aloud: Location?>

    You follow Kered as he walks away to an oak forest, to the east.

    You arrive at an oak forest. Kered and Sewallus are here. You are facing east. You see an oak forest to the north, to the northeast, to the east, to the southeast, to the south, to the southwest, to the west, and to the northwest.
    Kered looks at an oak forest.
    Kered looks at an oak forest.
    Kered looks at an oak forest.
    Domenica's right shoulder slowly oozes blood.
    Spirelicus says, "Just follow the screens."

    ************************************************** ****************************


    I died.

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  • Lusama
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    You say, "One time, after a heavy night a drinking, I... fell, off the balcony
    here and landed on poor Constantine.
    You say, "He was unmoving. I sadly, was not."
    (people laughing)
    Constantine grunts once more and says, "Not funny."

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  • falingore
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    In the spirit of Halloween:

    [Success: 1, Roll: 3] His right arm has no visible wounds. It is bleeding freely.

    You don't need a medic buddy, you need an exorcist.

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  • Syden
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    an Altene double-mace constructed to resemble two bright purple mushrooms:
    This Altene double-mace is constructed from a durscwood shaft that has been painted a striated tan. At each end of the shaft sit a bulbous iron weight that has been shaped to resemble a mushroom cap. The underside of each cap is midnight-blue, and the outside has been enamelled a bright opalescent purple.

    Confirmed - GM's are trolls.

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  • Foxfire
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    Astyr says, "So, to delay no longer..."
    Astyr takes a silver key from a bronze box decorated with snowflakes on a silver chain.
    Astyr unlocks a scroll case with a silver key.
    A small group of people led by Aoden walks in through a heavy mahogany door with a brilliant yellow rose nearby to the east.
    Aoden walks in through an ebony door, followed by Elif.
    Astyr puts a silver key in a bronze box decorated with snowflakes on a silver chain.
    Astyr smiles at Aoden.
    Aoden waves.
    Astyr opens a scroll case.
    Aoden's neck slowly oozes blood.
    Astyr faints at the sight of blood!
    Mattias blinks at Aoden.
    Aoden cackles.
    Veridio laughs.
    Lyke laughs.
    Astyr is no longer stunned.

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  • Kered
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    Dirt snakes hate bandits , them and wildcats

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  • Lusama
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    Wait what...
    A dirt snake punches a young brown-haired man!

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  • Lusama
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    Guarding an exit and trying to drag corpses through...
    You are stopped from dragging a pile of corpses towards X by Thesil.
    You stop Thesil from dragging a pile of corpses towards a X.
    How dare I do that to myself!

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  • Kered
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    “The bandit is still dead”. Great dead bandit talking

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  • Dragonion
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    Siddhe responds from afar, "Please no more giggity."

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  • The_thief
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    You have 5 days, 1 hour, 23 minutes, and 47 seconds of jailtime left.
    Currently serving for: Heavy Larceny, Minor Assault, Petty Theft, Public
    Aggression, Concealment of Identity, Heavy Larceny, Larceny, Petty Theft, Petty
    Theft, Petty Theft, Resisting Arrest, and Disturbing the Peace.

    The door opens for a moment and Nerwintok steps through. A heavy *clang* rings
    throughout the room as the door is shut behind him.
    You are no longer busy.
    Nerwintok grins to you, "Hey man"
    You waggle your eyebrows at Nerwintok.
    Nerwintok asks you, "Enjoying your stay?"
    You say to Nerwintok, "Yep."
    Nerwintok is dragged out into the hallway.

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  • GinaDana
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    When you're drunk AND stutter:


    X slurs to Y, "UN..N..e driN..N..k uN..N..e driN..N..k. N..N..u driN..N..k tuu fasht ur fall iN..N..tu aN..N..uther."

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