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  • A gladiator is stunned.
    [Success: 5, Roll: 86] You lower your iron mace and twist, smashing upwards at a gladiator! Critical Hit! a gladiator's eyes open wide as she gets stabbed through the pectoral muscle, resulting in a ragged wound.

    Ol' Brute is ahead of his time, giving botched boob jobs.
    Ephaelion says to you, "I can just picture in my head the grandmaster brigand locksmith spending days jamming repeatedly one such coffer, thinking 'They will all pay when they open it and find only a sen inside'"

    Danasei says to you, "What is this reference to a flower other than daisies!? I DO NOT LIKE IT."

    An urchin with tattered large sacks on his arms runs through the area, clutching a flint-tipped spear yelling, "Rue! Rue! Rue!"

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    • [Success: 11, Roll: 92] Extending your retalq gladius in one arm, you steadily step sideways towards a brute, unleashing several rapid jabs in quick succession! Critical Hit! retalq gladius darts into the meat of a brute's back, bringing with it a flow of blood upon it's retraction. The strike is stopped by bone, but still leaves blood streaming down a brute's chest. Thrust to the shoulder grazes the muscle, opening up a shallow gash. Blood trickles down a brute's arm after he takes a hit on the shoulder.

      [Success: 5, Roll: 91] With blinding speed, you chop down your retalq gladius in a blow aimed at a stocky denizen! Critical Hit! The retalq gladius cuts a red arc through a stocky denizen's chest, leaving a lingering trail of blood in the air!

      His chest is slashed open.

      [Success: 6, Roll: 50] Stabbing a burly denizen suddenly with your retalq gladius, you draw your arm back halfway and cut across with a follow-up slash! Critical Hit! You deliver a vicious slash into a burly denizen's side, striking bone! Blood flows out over your retalq gladius.

      His waist is slashed open.

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      • [Success: 5, Roll: 99] You fire an arrow from a short bow with crude animal bone nocks at a man with a crooked nose. An arrow connects with a satisfying *THUNK*. Critical Hit! The sudden strike catches a man with a crooked nose on the side of the head, sending him tumbling down onto his knees. The shot strikes a man with a crooked nose hard, and he is clearly disoriented!


        First time seeing this, I'm happy with it.

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        • A gladiator is stunned.
          [Success: 5, Roll: 88] Extending your retalq gladius in one arm, you steadily step sideways towards a gladiator, unleashing several rapid jabs in quick succession! Critical Hit! A direct hit to the sternum sends a gladiator tumbling backwards, coughing for breath! The attack jolts the smooth wooden buckler! a gladiator takes a step back after the retalq gladius pierces the skin of her chest!

          I don't think i have seen this one yet.

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          • Originally posted by Rinduck View Post
            [Success: 5, Roll: 78] You lean forward, striking a burly denizen with your lead palm, then turn your shoulder, throwing your rear elbow straight into him! Critical Hit! a burly denizen is caught just below the ear with a jarring blow and lowers his guard! Hard strike to the head causes a burly denizen to lose balance and he stumbles forward onto one knee.
            This one is pretty cool, denizen was left stunned, on ground and in berserk stance.

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            • An unshaven denizen is stunned.
              [Success: 5, Roll: 75] Without stopping your Altene double mace's spinning motion, you chop down at an unshaven denizen, and hit! Critical Hit! Severe shot to the ribs is accompanied by a cracking sound!
              An unshaven denizen screams!

              spinstrike den
              [Success: 5, Roll: 96] Stepping slightly to the side, you bring your Altene double mace down in a forward spin and unleash several rapid strikes aimed at a rough denizen! He suffers a ugly bruise to his right arm. Critical Hit! a rough denizen gasps for breath, clutching at his neck after a hard hit to the throat! a rough denizen clutches at his chest, finding it hard to breath after Altene double mace connects cleanly!

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              • A shower of blood sprays out from an one-eared archer's general area.
                [Success: 13, Roll: 63] Extending your retalq gladius in one arm, you steadily step sideways towards an one-eared archer, unleashing several rapid jabs in quick succession! Critical Hit! The retalq gladius singes an one-eared archer's arm with a thin flesh wound! You hear the sickly sound of your retalq gladius sliding into an one-eared archer's flesh! A portion of an one-eared archer's hand is rent apart by your blade, sinews severing in a gory mess. He suffers a puncture to his left hand.

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                • [Success: 5, Roll: 91] With a rapid one-two punch, you jab quickly at an unshaven denizen with both cestii! He suffers a deep puncture to his face. Critical Hit! Blood flows freely as the bronze cestus tears open a new flesh wound!


                  [Success: 6, Roll: 72] You swing a cestus-covered fist sideways, lashing out at a black-toothed denizen with the blades of your weapon! Critical Hit! a black-toothed denizen stumbles when a painful gash is opened up on his scalp.

                  [Success: 5, Roll: 98] In a heavy raking punch, you viciously gouge at a muscular denizen with the blades of your bronze cestus. Critical Hit! Jolting thrust to the face. The attack sheds blood!

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                  • [Success: 5, Roll: 83] Stepping slightly to the side, you bring your black quarterstave down in a forward spin and unleash several rapid strikes aimed at Ydrian! He suffers a small bruise to his right shoulder. Critical Hit! Ydrian's hand gets nicked by the blow and barely avoids getting broken. Bone-shattering blow to Ydrian's arm leaves it hanging limply at his side!
                    Slyteavisius says to Canadadry, "Did someone beat you while explaining how the Beatles were too emo for them or something?"

                    Rupert1 cheats, "Jeans are too loud. Nothing says stealth like light white cotton and sunflowers."

                    Originally Posted by urek23
                    Rules only apply to specific people, something everyone that plays will learn very shortly after they start.

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                    • [Success: 5, Roll: 73] Danasei dips one hand then shoots an upward palm-strike
                      at you! Critical Hit! A vicious blow fractures the shoulder, leaving the arm
                      limp!

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                      • [Success: 5, Roll: 87] Lifting it in one hand, you raise your iron-tipped spear over your head and drive it at a brigand with a jagged scar with a powerful downward thrust! Critical Hit! Thrust to the face leaves a brigand with a jagged scar bleeding profusely from the cheek!


                        You have just been awarded 20 role points.(For being a part of the most disturbing scene I've ever been involved with in TEC. Ever.)

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                        • [Success: 5, Roll: 50] You slowly lower your retalq gladius dramatically, then step forward, slashing at a squinty-eyed sailor with a wide upwards arc! Critical Hit!You drive a deep slash across a squinty-eyed sailor's abdomen. Shot knocks a squinty-eyed sailor down! Blood gushes freely.

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                          • [Success: 5, Roll: 88] You throw a destroyed glowing torch at a thug. A destroyed glowing torch connects with a satisfying *THUNK*. Critical Hit! Stinging blow to the left thigh.
                            A thug is no longer stunned.
                            Wombat responds from afar, "Allupindat Booty is probably less acceptable than President Clinton."
                            Tale responds from afar, "Downs Endrum? Really?"
                            Arconn9 in "Best gladiators of all time project" thread - Wehttam (for beating Rizer,Drexus and like 5 other characters with a bow in the first Gladiator fights I ever been too and when we were are all newbie characters, just for that time lol)

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                            • <You think aloud: Ahh, being over-ran>
                              You fail to disengage.
                              [Success: 87, Roll: 23]
                              1: Koppe
                              2: a rogue (engaging)
                              3: a rogue (engaging)
                              4: a rogue (engaging)
                              5: a rogue
                              6: a ruffian
                              7: a rogue
                              8: a huge ruffian
                              9: a ruffian
                              10: a huge ruffian
                              11: a ruffian
                              [Success: 5, Roll: 89] A huge ruffian leans forward, feigning a strike at you
                              with her quarterstave! You have left a vast low defensive opening.
                              [Success: 5, Roll: 58] A rogue slashes horizontally at you with the tip of her
                              bronze knife! You suffer a cut to your right shin.
                              [Success: 5, Roll: 96] A rogue slashes horizontally at you with the tip of his
                              bronze knife! Critical Hit! The slash cuts a little deeper.
                              [Success: 5, Roll: 78] A huge ruffian jabs tentatively at you with the butt of
                              her quarterstave! Critical Hit! quarterstave barely brushes against your right
                              thigh, leaving only an ugly scrape.
                              [Success: 5, Roll: 29] A huge ruffian leans forward, feigning a strike at you
                              with her quarterstave! You have left a vast high defensive opening.
                              A rogue begins to move toward you.
                              [Success: 5, Roll: 17] Tightly gripping her bronze knife, a rogue makes a quick
                              underhand stab aimed at you! Your padded leather arming jerkin absorbs the
                              impact of the blow.
                              You fail to disengage.
                              [Success: 87, Roll: 8]
                              [Success: 5, Roll: 26] With a fluid motion, a huge ruffian brings her
                              quarterstave in a downward sweeping arc aimed at your legs, knocking you down!

                              Shabooeey

                              Moral of the story. Learn to run before it's to late, make sure you're carrying a shield on you if you use one, and fear the auto-5 super ruffians.

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                              • This has been reported, but I just wanted to point it out.

                                [Success: 8, Roll: 84] You slam your head into a gladiator. Critical Hit! a gladiator is dazed after your barbed arrow catches her chin.

                                Someone musta put barbed arrows on my Legio Helm!

                                Maybe this should go on the LOL thread too.

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