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  • Originally posted by Vorico View Post
    Is it really considered censoring the names if you leave in the first letters of the name and the thought context? It just looks like you're pretending to be considerate, and not even pretending well.
    It's definitely Cyradis.

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    • A brute is stunned!
      [Success: 5, Roll: 99] You fire a barbed arrow from a finely crafted black walnut bow at a brute. A barbed arrow connects with a satisfying *THUNK*. Critical Hit! a brute teeters dizzily and stumbles when your shot connects solidly against a brute's forehead.

      [Success: 5, Roll: 65] You fire a barbed arrow from a finely crafted black walnut bow at a thug. A barbed arrow connects with a satisfying *THUNK*. Critical Hit! A solid shot by you cuts deeply into a thug's abdomen and he disgorges his blood uncontrollably.

      [Success: 5, Roll: 91] You fire an iron-tipped arrow from a finely crafted black walnut bow at a thug. An iron-tipped arrow connects with a satisfying *THUNK*. Critical Hit! Shocking shot to the neck. The attack leaves blood in its wake!
      Slyteavisius says to Canadadry, "Did someone beat you while explaining how the Beatles were too emo for them or something?"

      Rupert1 cheats, "Jeans are too loud. Nothing says stealth like light white cotton and sunflowers."

      Originally Posted by urek23
      Rules only apply to specific people, something everyone that plays will learn very shortly after they start.

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      • [Success: 5, Roll: 89] You send a heavy, underhand punch towards a bulky sailor, stabbing at him with the blades of your boison cestus! Critical Hit! Shot to the abdomen begins to gush copious amounts of blood!
        Blood spurts from a bulky sailor's waist. He is severely bleeding!
        Flamboyant

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        • [Success: 5, Roll: 100] You slide your grip on your two-handed boison axe together and twist with your hips, swinging a wide-arced slash at a young clean-shaven sailor! Critical Hit! The two-handed boison axe cleaves partway into a young clean-shaven sailor's hand, revealing bone and flesh!
          Wombat responds from afar, "Allupindat Booty is probably less acceptable than President Clinton."
          Tale responds from afar, "Downs Endrum? Really?"
          Arconn9 in "Best gladiators of all time project" thread - Wehttam (for beating Rizer,Drexus and like 5 other characters with a bow in the first Gladiator fights I ever been too and when we were are all newbie characters, just for that time lol)

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          • before rising up with a double punch with your twin cestii! Critical Hit!

            __________________________________________________ _________________________
            Bebek örgü modelleri
            örgü modelleri
            Bebek yelekleri
            Ferace
            Doğalgaz Tesisatı
            Radyant Isıtma
            Doğalgaz Mühendislik

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            • Bots are getting crit hits now?

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              • the dangers of a shitty archer

                shoot snake
                Vieta is stunned!
                [Success: 5, Roll: 97] You fire an arrow from a short bow bearing curling ram's horn nocks at Vieta. An arrow connects with a satisfying *THUNK*. Critical Hit! You deliver a solid shot to Vieta's head, exposing a small bit of Vieta's skull.

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                • Originally posted by Tolotec View Post
                  shoot snake
                  Vieta is stunned!
                  [Success: 5, Roll: 97] You fire an arrow from a short bow bearing curling ram's horn nocks at Vieta. An arrow connects with a satisfying *THUNK*. Critical Hit! You deliver a solid shot to Vieta's head, exposing a small bit of Vieta's skull.
                  That success is far too low. They obviously walked into the shot.
                  Flamboyant

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                  • Originally posted by Tolotec View Post
                    shoot snake
                    Vieta is stunned!
                    [Success: 5, Roll: 97] You fire an arrow from a short bow bearing curling ram's horn nocks at Vieta. An arrow connects with a satisfying *THUNK*. Critical Hit! You deliver a solid shot to Vieta's head, exposing a small bit of Vieta's skull.
                    what a great miss. You should be ashamed of how horribly you missed... that poor snake never got a decent shot, while you definitely didn't forget to learn shot timing, so you must have had a critical failure in your attempt at shooting a snake.

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                    • [Success: 5, Roll: 96] You expand the spinning whip above your head into a series of diagonal slashes aimed at a muscle-bound sailor, stepping forward and twirling in pace with each cut! Critical Hit! a muscle-bound sailor carelessly raises his forearm against the blow. The sickening crrrraaaccck of breaking bone is heard. You slash a muscle-bound sailor's wrist, leaving him unable to parry. He suffers a deep cut to his right hand.
                      [Success: 95, Roll: 5] Pharse swings a cestus-covered fist sideways, lashing out at you with the blades of his weapon, but misses. You use the broad head of your short whip to knock aside the attack with a brute-force swat.

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                      • A gladiator is stunned!

                        [Success: 82, Roll: 98] You slash horizontally at a gladiator with the tip of your cleaver. Critical Hit! Deftly, you slice the thigh of a gladiator, drops of blood mark the ground.

                        That roll/success.

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                        • [Success: 14, Roll: 99] Tightly gripping your bronze dagger, you make a quick underhand stab aimed at a young slave! Critical Hit! The strike pierces deep into a young slave's chest, barely missing his vital organs!
                          Slyteavisius says to Canadadry, "Did someone beat you while explaining how the Beatles were too emo for them or something?"

                          Rupert1 cheats, "Jeans are too loud. Nothing says stealth like light white cotton and sunflowers."

                          Originally Posted by urek23
                          Rules only apply to specific people, something everyone that plays will learn very shortly after they start.

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                          • [Success: 5, Roll: 96] You stomp your foot down on a man with a crooked nose, and hit! Critical Hit! a man with a crooked nose hops back on one foot as a strong blow nearly shatters his other one. The pain causes a man with a crooked nose's leg to buckle!
                            Wombat responds from afar, "Allupindat Booty is probably less acceptable than President Clinton."
                            Tale responds from afar, "Downs Endrum? Really?"
                            Arconn9 in "Best gladiators of all time project" thread - Wehttam (for beating Rizer,Drexus and like 5 other characters with a bow in the first Gladiator fights I ever been too and when we were are all newbie characters, just for that time lol)

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                            • [Success: 5, Roll: 83] You raise your iron mace and jump up, bashing at **** on your way down! Critical Hit! iron mace knocks ****'s jaw loose!


                              [Success: 5, Roll: 88] You lower your spiked iron mace and twist, smashing upwards at a rogue! Critical Hit! Ruggedly, spiked iron mace digs into the side of a rogue, severing several organs along the way.
                              Last edited by mindthrasher; 10-14-2015, 01:39 AM.

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                              • [Success: 5, Roll: 59] Using the flat of your boison gladius's blade, you swat at a man with a crooked nose. Critical Hit! The boison gladius comes down mercilessly on a man with a crooked nose's arm, breaking it!

                                Love it.
                                Originally posted by Arconn9
                                First time I used Sabinus today, since my old main got Cuttongued. So was the IC event for his change; was it him getting hit in the head repeatedly by someone? Because I think he's a retard now.

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