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  • I'm not usually one to post these, but this made my day so.

    [Success: 5, Roll: 95] You lean forward, striking a gladiator with your lead palm, then turn your shoulder, throwing your rear elbow straight into him! Critical Hit! Bone-shattering blow to a gladiator's arm leaves it hanging limply at his side! Your right hand slams into a gladiator's right forearm with a sickening crrracckkk!
    You are no longer busy.
    [Success: 5, Roll: 74] You stomp your foot down on a gladiator, and hit! Critical Hit! a gladiator hops back on one foot as a strong blow nearly shatters his other one.
    You are no longer busy.
    A gladiator is no longer stunned.
    A gladiator has left a vast high defensive opening.
    A gladiator winces in great pain, almost doubling over to cradle his arm.
    I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
    Steven Hawkings

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    • A gladiator is stunned!
      [Success: 5, Roll: 46] You dip one hand then shoot an upward elbow-strike at a gladiator! Critical Hit! Your left arm shatters a gladiator's left shoulder. It begins to gush blood!

      Attendants drag the wounded body of the gladiator off of the arena floor to be tended to.
      [Success: 5, Roll: 78] You lean forward, striking a gladiator with your lead palm, then turn your shoulder, throwing your rear elbow straight into him! Critical Hit! The force of the impact forces a gladiator off balance! Your left arm crashes noisily into a gladiator's skull!

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      • First crit kill in a very long time

        [Success: 5, Roll: 95] With your weapon turned, you stab suddenly at a short man with the butt end of your two-handed boison axe! Critical Hit! Killing thrust to the midsection disembowels a short man!

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        • now I'm curious, what mob was a short man?

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          • Originally posted by ArchMagi View Post
            now I'm curious, what mob was a short man?
            Ravanite Tunnels have them
            Tale responds from afar, "Decided to give out t-shirts to all the people I murder. Three so far. This way you can all say, "Tale murdered me! .....and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!!""

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            • Originally posted by Felisin View Post

              Ravanite Tunnels have them
              Worm Temple specifically but yep same NPC's

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              • [Success: 7, Roll: 89] You take several aggressive steps forward, striking at a
                short woman with an opposite end of your iron-capped quarterstave every step of
                the way! Critical Hit! x hacks and coughs as the blow glances
                across her throat, almost collapsing it! You drive x's nose up into
                her brain with your iron-capped quarterstave. She suffers a ugly bruise to her
                left shoulder.
                You are no longer busy.
                You can't dsweep the x.

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                • [Success: 29, Roll: 94] Twisting the angle of your two-handed boison axe's blade, you slash upward at a lean brawler! Critical Hit!Your two-handed boison axe cuts a broad incision through a lean brawler's stomach to his spine, and he feebly clutches his entrails as they slither out.

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                  • [Success: 5, Roll: 60] Stepping slightly to the side, you bring your iron-capped quarterstave down in a forward spin and unleash several rapid strikes aimed at a soldier in dark green armor! Critical Hit! a soldier in dark green armor's eyes glaze over as your iron-capped quarterstave crashes into his chest, smashing through bone and puncturing a lung. He suffers a bruise to his right arm. He suffers a bruise to his face.

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                    CRUNCH! a short brawler's hand hangs limply after being smashed by your iron-capped quarterstave!
                    The blow cracks a short brawler's jaw and she spits out blood and bits of teeth!
                    A vicious blow fractures the shoulder, leaving the arm limp!
                    a muscular woman feels the force of the blow to her neck vibrate up and down her spine. she collapses from the pain!
                    Devastating strike to a muscular woman's back breaks it like a twig. a muscular woman falls to the ground and quivers for a moment, before dying.
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                    • [Success: 50, Roll: 81] Stepping slightly to the side, you bring your
                      bronze-capped quarterstave down in a forward spin and unleash several rapid
                      strikes aimed at a gladiator! She suffers a small bruise to her head. Critical
                      Hit!You hear a sharp splintering sound as the bronze-capped quarterstave
                      strikes a gladiator's arm, leaving it bent and broken! She suffers a bruise to
                      her neck.
                      TRproclaim power!

                      Originally posted by Armataan
                      Did I just get told Synodia was a better RPed character than Culexus?
                      Originally posted by Bucaria
                      The player of Synodia should be made a GM, he seems to have no favorites and hates everyone equally.

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                      • [Success: 5, Roll: 88] You stomp your foot down on a saltwater snapper, and hit! Critical Hit! Shocking hit to the left front leg. Something cracks!
                        A saltwater snapper winces visibly.


                        HA! Broke that poor little turtle's leg! Wait what?!?!

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                        • [Success: 5, Roll: 90] Flicking your wrist and forearm, you quickly snap your scale whip at a brute! Critical Hit! Cut between the toes splits a brute's foot.
                          Slyteavisius says to Canadadry, "Did someone beat you while explaining how the Beatles were too emo for them or something?"

                          Rupert1 cheats, "Jeans are too loud. Nothing says stealth like light white cotton and sunflowers."

                          Originally Posted by urek23
                          Rules only apply to specific people, something everyone that plays will learn very shortly after they start.

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                          • [Success: 5, Roll: 91] You lean forward, striking a gladiator with your lead palm, then turn your shoulder, throwing your rear elbow straight into him! He suffers a bruise to his right shoulder. Critical Hit! Your left arm crushes a gladiator's head inwards, blood gushing over his face as he collapses!

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                            • [Success: 5, Roll: 100] You lean forward, striking a gladiator with your lead palm, then turn your shoulder, throwing your rear elbow straight into him! Critical Hit! Quick, hard strike to the head snaps a gladiator's neck with a sickening crack, killing him instantly! He suffers a bruise to his right arm.

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                              • Critical Hit! Severe shot to the ribs is accompanied by a cracking sound! You can hear the bones shatter as the iron-capped quarterstave impacts solidly with a gladiator's hand! The iron-capped quarterstave hurtles towards a gladiator's arm, striking it with a loud CRACK!
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