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  • When Dogs go for sausage....

    00:46 [Com|Kalli] "The dog is in hiding, not my nose. My nose is a hostage
    First Patient of Mendus
    Manchester's 'Accident Prone' Patient

    SPCade "And by we I mean Nyx"
    PL: Fionn (Fionnghuala)
    CM: Finella
    ICO: Thera
    LC: Belle Griffin


    The Underground Starts Here!

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    • Talk about random...

      after a boring while of mining....

      > mine
      Dragoon digs using a mining laser.
      A partial sample of a glossy red mineral is visible in the rock.

      Dragoon's glossy red mineral has been successfully mined.
      > mine
      Dragoon digs using a mining laser.
      You do not find anything.
      > mine
      Dragoon digs using a mining laser.
      A partial sample of an insect fossil is visible in the rock.
      You are unable to successfully remove an insect fossil.
      > mine
      Dragoon digs using a mining laser.
      > @health
      You are 76% healthy.
      > who
      Online[3] (01:47 EST): Dragoon, Recruit Krysla and Veronica.
      Staff[1]: StoryMaster Telemachus.
      Idle[2]: Administrator Edgars and Trum.
      You do not find anything.
      > mine
      Dragoon digs using a mining laser.
      You do not find anything.
      > mine
      Dragoon digs using a mining laser.
      [Broadcast] "The pears were sick and tired of being the victim of prejudice. They were upsaid about the whole saying "going pear shaped" When something was going wrong. They had had enough. They gathered the Tomatoes who had just finished shooting their movie and decided that it was time for the attack, they would get their revenge on those ignorant humans. And thus the Fruit Wars began. The case of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, and the vast Pear Empire banded together to revolt against their human tormentors. Ketchup bottles everywhere exploded in a manner that was akin to C4, covering humans in the blood of slain Tomatoes, The pears however had a harder time. They had to wait and lodge in the throats of those eating fruit salad, as they weren't nearly as commonly used as the Tomatoes. In the end the rebellion was crushed by the humans with the help of Darth Tater. A vegetable that hated tomatoes and pears."
      A partial sample of a reptile fossil is visible in the rock.

      Dragoon's reptile fossil has been successfully mined.
      01:49 [Com|Veronica] "ooc: << Wow"
      > com"ooc:XD
      01:50 [Com|Dragoon] "ooc:XD"
      01:50 [Com|StoryMaster Telemachus] "OOC: Silly....Cow staffie...."
      > com"ooc: I'm posting that on the funnies :P
      01:50 [Com|Dragoon] "ooc: I'm posting that on the funnies :P"
      > who
      Online[3] (01:50 EST): Dragoon, Recruit Krysla and Veronica.
      Staff[1]: StoryMaster Telemachus.
      Idle[2]: Administrator Edgars and Trum.
      > com w
      Com members online:
      ---
      Here: Dragoon, Recruit Krysla, StoryMaster Telemachus and Veronica
      Away: A huge synthetic Doberman, Administrator Edgars, StoryMingling Wende and Trum
      01:51 [Com|StoryMaster Telemachus] "OOC: I blame Milky"
      > mine
      Dragoon digs using a mining laser.
      01:52 [Com|StoryMaster Telemachus] "OOC: Or Core."
      You do not find anything.
      > com"ooc: lol
      01:52 [Com|Dragoon] "ooc: lol"


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      • I know Dominique doesn't talk about her work much icly. But this striked me funny enough to share:

        You are standing near here.Stuff Stuff Stuff.... A giant red slug and a dead, deformed human are standing on a steel table.

        (S/N: Nothing fits in the chambers, so everything is left on the tables, most of the time.. it's lying down <_< )

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        • > s
          > You move from a pool of fluorescent liquid to a narrow passageway.
          > You begin to enter a narrow passageway.
          > Inside the caves - a long tunnel.

          You are standing near a narrow passageway. Moric (unconscious) is lying near a tunnel leading southeast.

          > A cargo walker arrives through a narrow passageway.
          A large golden bullmastiff arrives through a narrow passageway.
          > peek at Moric
          You peek at Moric (unconscious).
          > take salts from pack
          You take a small container of smelling salts from your black leather backpack.
          >
          > wave salts under Moric's nose
          You must choose one of Moric (unconscious)'s nose or forty bat's faces.
          > wave salts under Moric's first nose
          You wave your small container of smelling salts under Moric (unconscious)'s nose.
          Moric (unconscious) regains consciousness.
          > Moric raggedly coughs at you.
          > "Hey, you shoudl prolly go back to the Dome and get healed
          You say, "Hey, you shoudl prolly go back to the Dome and get healed."
          > Moric grumbles at you irritably, "Stop th.."
          > pat Moric's first back
          > Moric allows you to pat him.
          You move from a narrow passageway to Moric.
          > You pat Moric's back.
          > Moric pushes himself to his feet anew, "I am fine now, I need to finish hunting."
          > Moric adjusts the knob upon his shielding device.
          > "Look, I found you unconscious
          You say, "Look, I found you unconscious."
          > "It means your health is low
          You say, "It means your health is low."
          > "You can check it with your handheld computer
          You say, "You can check it with your handheld computer."
          > Moric peers at you, "I am well aware of my own endurance and capabilities."
          > shrug "Or you could go back hunting and be unconscious the first time a critter manages to attack
          First Patient of Mendus
          Manchester's 'Accident Prone' Patient

          SPCade "And by we I mean Nyx"
          PL: Fionn (Fionnghuala)
          CM: Finella
          ICO: Thera
          LC: Belle Griffin


          The Underground Starts Here!

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          • Domi's fired her pimp and I took over...

            Alright, so I created a Commandments list regarding Alpha on the Noise board, and I was telling Domi oocly about it... This is what happens when no one is online anymore- you leave crazy people to their own devices...



            > 00:17 [Com|Dominique] "ooc: I think the blackguards should be : "Thou shalt not touch a BlackGuard Period. Unless you wish upon the ultimate sufferage endorcement."
            > 00:18 [Com|Nadhari] "ooc: Put it up then"
            > 00:18 [Com|Nadhari] "ooc: Enforcement?"
            > 00:19 [Com|Dominique] "ooc: :P I don't whore things anymore. I prefer to sit and watch"
            > 00:19 [Com|Nadhari] "ooc: I command you to whore it."

            > 00:20 [Com|Nadhari] "ooc: ... That sounds so wrong >.> *laughs*"
            > 00:20 [Com|Dominique] "ooc: Thou shall not make thy character a prostitue ;P"
            > 00:21 [Com|Dominique] "ooc: <,< ignore that. my mind thinks differently and then I put it into words and perhaps that doesn't sound the way I thought. Pardon."
            > 00:23 [Com|Nadhari] "ooc: I'm putting that on the list..."


            What are YOU lookin' at?!?!

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            • Hey

              say to my phone "So, what should we chat about now? Your choice.
              19:09 [Com|Lasely] "Lets talk about....food"
              19:09 [Com|Lasely] "Shut up moron"
              Madalina Blue and Saruno

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              • heh

                OOC -- You say, "POKE GUYS POKE"
                OOC - Isaiah loses his connection.
                OOC -- You say, "dang...I kilt him"
                Madalina Blue and Saruno

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                • You sip your bottle of cherry-flavored water. This sparkling, carbonated water tastes like cherries are dancing on your tongue.


                  >_> it made me giggle.

                  Summer Frost

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                  • Um...cha.

                    You mention to your chewed-up human fetus aside, "Because, you make my heart all warm and fuzzzzzyy."
                    Madalina Blue and Saruno

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                    • [Com|Actaeon] "Anyone seen any giant random animals to kill lately?"
                      You dream of giant killer ants marching in to destroy you.

                      Gotta love Laz.
                      <-- Actaeon

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                      • You begin to dream of a giant lizard with a dozen eyes, chewing on you. Then Kalli walks in, kills the dragon, and asks if you want to go fishing with her. You lie their bleeding to death.

                        ~ he asked me to fix his their instead of there typo.. I decided not
                        <-- Actaeon

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                        • You hear a man calling "Do something with your bat colony" from a tunnel leading southeast.

                          Kalli exclaims, "He is a rude citizen lately!"

                          You hear a man calling "ooc: kalli.. not colony -facepalms-" from a tunnel leading southeast.


                          Facepalms always make me giggle. ^^

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                          • 21:14 [Com|Veronica] "Not your line. Ya not a recruit. Mari is law"
                            21:15 [Com|Actaeon] "What..? what does her being recruit have to do with Tucker saying I hate you people like I always say.."
                            21:15 [Com|Veronica] "Cause she owns it all"
                            21:15 [Com|Tucker] "But i was joking.."
                            21:15 [Com|Cheamari] "..Cum rule"
                            21:16 [Com|Cheamari] "Or com"
                            21:16 [Com|Tucker] "ooc"xd"
                            21:16 [Com|Cheamari] "ooc:And now I will die somewhere..>.>"
                            ---

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                            • Actaeon squints at you, "Umm well i have a stick thats bigger than yours and im not afraid to use it."

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                              • Okay so before you read this. I recently started using Macros. I set my "shoot 1st animal to "q" I went to hit "w" but my pinky slipped and hit the "q" and this is what happened..

                                [Roll: 53/55] A loud pulsating sound can be heard as you attempt to shoot a huge synthetic Doberman with your rifle. The shot completely misses.
                                OOC -- You say, "NOOOOOO!"
                                OOC -- You say to a huge synthetic Doberman, "Totoally hit a macro! Sorry sorry sorry! be that iggy, sorry sorry"
                                You shift your glassy pink eyes awkwardly.
                                Then.....

                                02:17 [Com|Actaeon] "ooc; act feels like shooting a puppy.."

                                It made me giggle, a lot.

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