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  • #16
    Octopus Bait

    Krysla waves to you.

    You wiggle your fingers at Krysla smilingly, "Hey, Krys."

    You lean on a rocky bank habitually.

    Krysla grins, "well now I can get some octopus...they seem to be drawn to you and avoid me."

    You chuckle amusedly, "Yeah...I hadn't stepped in for more than a minute this morning and had one wrapped around my waist."

    Boadicea extends a sonic pole out over the water.

    --And instantly after that--

    A dark shadow slowly rises from the murky water.


    [I found the timing of the octopus rather amusing given the current conversation.]
    Bo

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    • #17
      To my eyes, I always saw Malice as a saint but ofcourse the gods of Lazarus proved that wrong..

      > push my white button
      You press a holographic dice pad's white button. The hologram of a blue 6 appears in mid-air.
      Anoura politely covers her full mouth.
      > push my white button
      You press a holographic dice pad's white button. The hologram of a red 6 appears in mid-air.
      > push my white button
      You press a holographic dice pad's white button. The hologram of a blue 6 appears in mid-air.
      > @ooc "oh god...
      OOC -- You say, "oh god..."

      You see? Never count your chickens before they hatch!
      This is they crazy guy..you may know him as Malice or that insane idiot thats about to jump in front of the train...whats that mother? That light isnt heaven and I -should- go to it? Ok!...um...SPLAT!

      Malice (how the crazies will see him)

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      • #18
        Octopuses love me!

        bop my first fish's antennae
        You bop a fish antennae.
        > fish
        Malice extends a sonic pole out over the water.
        Anoura's large orange fish has been successfully retrieved from the water.
        > fish
        You are already in the process of fishing.
        Anoura asks you, "So, why do they come for you? Were you scratched when you came here?"
        The orb forces a sonic blast into the water, creating ripples and small waves. You notice a small gray fish, which has been stunned, slowly float to the surface.
        Anoura extends a sonic pole out over the water.
        Malice's large black fish slowly flares its gills; its eyes begin to glaze over.
        > fish
        You are already in the process of fishing.
        The small gray fish regains consciousness and swims beneath the water.
        Malice's large black fish dies.
        > say to anoura "Its my good looks
        You say to Anoura, "Its my good looks."
        > wiggle my butt at water oddly "Come and get me octies!
        You wiggle your rump at a fluorescent pool oddly, "Come and get me octies!"
        > fish
        Malice extends a sonic pole out over the water.

        Anoura extends a sonic pole out over the water.
        A dark shadow slowly rises from the murky water.
        A large octopus approaches Anoura.
        OOC -- Anoura says, "XD"
        This is they crazy guy..you may know him as Malice or that insane idiot thats about to jump in front of the train...whats that mother? That light isnt heaven and I -should- go to it? Ok!...um...SPLAT!

        Malice (how the crazies will see him)

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        • #19
          Zek's point of view, straight copy no edits

          Mika wonders to Jerodinian, "Can I be mean to your bear?"
          Jerodinian tosses a teddy bear to Mika.
          Mika adds to Jerodinian, "Since it was mean to me."
          Mika takes a teddy bear.
          Mika grins evilly at her teddy bear.
          > chuckle
          You chuckle.
          Mika chirps to Jerodinian, "ya sure?"
          Jerodinian nods.
          Mika orders a small black rodent to her teddy bear, "Attack!"
          A small black rodent bites viciously into Mika's teddy bear.
          Mika's teddy bear says to Mika, "You're my best friend!"
          OOC -- Mika says, "LMAO!"
          > chuckle
          You chuckle.
          > grin at mika' bear
          You grin at Mika's teddy bear.
          Jerodinian laughs.
          Jerodinian laughs off at his rump.
          > laugh now
          You laugh now.
          Mika eyes her teddy bear, "Your so ignorant."
          Mika's teddy bear says to Mika, "Great minds think alike!"
          > @ooc 'lol
          OOC -- You say, "lol"
          Layla asks Jerodinian, "Where did you him."
          Layla giggles at Jerodinian.
          > laugh more
          You laugh more.
          OOC -- Mika says, "someone put those in the forums!"
          OOC -- Jerodinian says, "Well, that didn't work"
          Jerodinian tells Layla, "At the Pyramid."
          Mika examines her teddy bear.
          Mika orders a small black rodent to a teddy bear's fur, "Attack!"
          A small black rodent bites viciously into a teddy bear's fur.
          A teddy bear's fur says to Mika, "You're my best friend!"

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          • #20
            This happened before Zek's post...

            Mika blinks at your teddy bear, "Hey thas -my- line."
            Jerodinian's teddy bear says to Mika, "Great minds think alike!"
            > laugh
            You laugh.
            > Mika chirps to your teddy bear, "If our minds think alike then dont say shes your best friend because shes -my- best friend."
            > Jerodinian's teddy bear says to Mika, "You're my best friend!"
            > OOC -- Layla says, "AFK A SEC"
            > snicker uncontrollably
            You snicker uncontrollably.
            > Mika wiggles her small nose at your teddy bear, "no Im not."
            > Jerodinian's teddy bear says to Mika, "You're my best friend!"
            > Mika chirps at your teddy bear, "I said Im not...get out of denial!"
            > Jerodinian's teddy bear says to Mika, "You're my best friend!"
            > : continues to laugh.
            Jerodinian continues to laugh.
            > Mika chirps to your teddy bear further, "Cant you hear? You insane little bear. I do not like yoouuuu."
            > Jerodinian's teddy bear says to Mika, "You're my best friend!"
            > Mika twitches her sensual lower lip lightly.
            > OOC -- Mika says, "who wants to put this in the forums?"
            > @ooc " me, I do!
            OOC -- You say, " me, I do!"
            > Zek arrives through an elevator panel.
            > Mika chirps at her sensual lower lip again, "You keep saying that but I dislike you."
            > OOC -- Mika says, "wrong it"
            > Zek hums lightly.
            > Mika chirps at your teddy bear again, "You keep saying that but I dislike you."
            Zek moves from an elevator panel to a sofa.
            Jerodinian's teddy bear says to Mika, "Oh my gosh! Don't tickle me!"
            > Zek walks back to a sofa.
            > Zek sits down on a sofa.
            > Zek asks your teddy bear, "She giving ya a hard time?"
            Jerodinian's teddy bear says to Zek, "You're my best friend!"
            > laugh
            You laugh.
            > Zek smirks at your teddy bear, "I'll take that as a yes."
            > Jerodinian's teddy bear says to Zek, "Oh my gosh! Don't tickle me!"
            > OOC - Mika loses her connection.
            Mika enters the world.
            > Mika approaches a sofa.
            > Mika sits down on a sofa still.
            > OOC -- Mika says, "stupid thing"
            > Mika chirps to your teddy bear, "I will tickle you if you call me your friend again."
            > Jerodinian's teddy bear says to Mika, "You're my best friend!"
            > Zek chuckles.
            > Mika narrows her sharp violet eyes at your teddy bear.
            > snicker
            You snicker.
            > Mika moves from a sofa to a chair.
            > Mika leaps at your teddy bear, "Gah!"
            > Jerodinian's teddy bear says to Mika, "Great minds think alike!"
            I'm that Security Guy that everyone just loves.

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            • #21
              You slap Zek lightly with your medium-sized kissing fish.
              > step back to layla
              > Layla allows you to step her.
              You move from Zek to Layla.
              > You step back to Layla.
              > Zek falls over.
              > Zek gurgles.
              Malice extends a sonic pole out over the water.
              > Zek sinks under a fluorescent pool.
              I'm that Security Guy that everyone just loves.

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              • #22
                Funny things happening always seem to follow me. Didn't know that this was possible...

                > Malice peers at his words curiously.
                > Malice pokes his words.
                > Malice hums lightly, "Interesting."
                > Malice chews his words, "Rather tough.."

                > glance at my words
                You glance at your words.
                > Malice swats you with his words.
                > Malice laughs amusedly, "A portable weapon!"
                > throw my words at Malice
                You throw your words at Malice.

                > slide to my words
                You slide to your words.

                > slap malice with my words
                > Malice allows you to slap him.
                You move from a leather-upholstered sofa to Malice.
                > You slap Malice with your words.
                > laugh
                You laugh.
                > Plow arrives through a narrow passageway.
                > eat my words
                You cannot eat your words.
                > throw my words at Plow
                You throw your words at Plow.

                > poke Malice with my words
                > Malice allows you to poke him.
                You move from a leather-upholstered sofa to Malice.
                > You poke Malice with your words.

                > poke my words
                You poke your words.

                > throw my words at lake
                You throw your words at a pool of fluorescent liquid

                > Malice nibbles his words.
                > chuck my words at Plow
                You chuck your words at Plow.
                > Malice beats his words with his twelve rocks.
                > lick my words
                You lick your words.
                > taste my words
                You taste your words.

                > Plow watches his words.

                > Malice screws his words.
                OOC -- You say, "Damn, man, make me choke on my cig smoke"
                > OOC -- Plow says, "HAHAHA"
                > OOC -- Malice says, "^_^"
                > Malice screws his words harder.
                > Malice sniffs his words.
                > Malice tastes his words also.

                > dig my words
                You dig your words.
                > kick my words
                You kick your words.
                > Malice laughs at you, "Dont abuse it."
                > punch my words "But sometimes I need to
                You punch your words, "But sometimes I need to."
                > Malice stuffs his words in his black leather satchel.
                > Malice also stuffs his words in his nose, "Ehhh!"

                Oh, and I can't forget what you can do to your mind...

                > Malice notes his mind, "Wow..."
                > : can't breathe due to laughing so much.
                Jerodinian can't breathe due to laughing so much.
                > Malice pokes his mind.
                > Malice probes his mind.
                > Malice huddles with his words and his mind.

                > spot my mind
                You spot your mind.
                > smile at my mind "There it is...!
                You smile at your mind, "There it is...!"

                > Malice admits to his mind, "I thought I lost you."
                > Malice kisses his mind wonderingly.

                > You kick Malice's mind.
                > Malice blinks at you, "Hey."
                > chuckle
                You chuckle.
                > Malice nudges you with his mind.
                > OOC -- Malice says, "jedi!"
                kick at malice's words
                > You kick at Malice's words.
                > @ooc "Lmao!
                OOC -- You say, "Lmao!"
                > Malice pushes you with his mind.
                > push back at Malice with my mind
                You push back at Malice with your mind.
                > Malice lifts you with his mind.
                > lift malice with my mind
                You lift Malice with your mind.
                > @ooc "Two floating jedi's
                Malice crushes your mind with his mind.
                OOC -- You say, "Two floating jedi's"

                And what about the brain?

                > kick my brain
                You kick your brain.
                > rub my head "ow!
                You rub your head, "ow!"
                > rub my brain
                You rub your brain.
                > massage my brain
                You massage your brain.
                > Malice nibbles his brain oddly.
                > Malice considers his brain, "Tasty..so much knowledge.."
                > Malice bites his brain.
                > Malice gets brain damage.
                > laugh hysterically
                You laugh hysterically.
                > @ooc "Can you say, "Dee dee dee?
                OOC -- You say, "Can you say, "Dee dee dee?"
                > poke my brain and my mind and my heart with my words
                You poke your brain, your mind and your heart with your words.
                Last edited by Jerod; 12-28-2006, 11:03 PM. Reason: Mispell
                I'm that Security Guy that everyone just loves.

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                • #23
                  Another funny moment follows me.

                  Mika reaches upwardly into your rugged chin.
                  > Mika rips your brain from your head.
                  > drool
                  You drool.
                  > Mika growls insanely, "Braaaaiiiins!"
                  > drool more "Derrrrrrr....
                  You drool more, "Derrrrrrr...."
                  > appear stupid
                  You appear to be stupid.
                  > Mika bites your brain hungrily.
                  > Mika engulfs your brain with her firm mouth completely.
                  > Mika swallows your brain.
                  Last edited by Jerod; 01-02-2007, 12:39 AM. Reason: Added
                  I'm that Security Guy that everyone just loves.

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                  • #24
                    Heh

                    You dare Rowan, "Milk it."
                    You shift your bright hazel eyes.
                    Rowan extends her dainty hands brazenly.
                    A green cow twitches an ear.
                    You widen your bright hazel eyes.
                    Rowan notes a green cow ear.
                    Rowan retracts her dainty hands uncertainly.
                    Rowan moves from a tall steel gate to a green cow.
                    Rowan tugs lightly on a green cow's udder.
                    Rowan glimpses at a green cow.

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                    • #25
                      Bullvi's medicine.

                      Doctor Monique bumps Bullvi into the wall suddenly, and then presses her body against him.
                      OOC -- Doctor Monique says, "Whoot!"
                      You glance at Doctor Monique and Bullvi now.
                      Marcus smiles.
                      OOC -- You say, "Rape!"
                      Marcus giggles.
                      OOC -- You say, ">.>"
                      OOC -- Doctor Monique says, "*waits to see how bullvi reacts*"
                      Veronica shakes her head at you.
                      Marcus approaches the floor.
                      Marcus jumps on the floor.
                      You glance at Marcus.
                      Bullvi faces Doctor Monique.
                      You ask Marcus, "Are you ok?"
                      Marcus spins on the floor.
                      Bullvi tenses his rugged jaw slightly.
                      Doctor Monique presses her body against Bullvi tightly, "Don't move.."
                      Marcus stands quickly.
                      Veronica tells you surely, "I dont think he ever was."
                      You turn from Marcus decidedly.
                      Bullvi turns his hooded gray eyes to Doctor Monique distantly.
                      Marcus stares at Bullvi.
                      You tell Veronica, "And I thought -I- was crazy."
                      Marcus smiles evilly.
                      Doctor Monique raises her syringe to Bullvi's left side, "It's going to calm you, Bullvi.."
                      You scratch your rugged chin, "Where's Wei when ya need him?"
                      Bullvi grabs Doctor Monique's dainty right hand.
                      You glance at Doctor Monique and Bullvi again.
                      Bullvi shakes slightly.
                      Marcus aims at Bullvi with his electric pulse pistol.
                      Bullvi glances at Marcus.
                      Doctor Monique injects Bullvi's left side with her syringe carefully.
                      You turn your gaze to Marcus, "Please, stop being an idiot for three seconds."
                      Marcus says, "Don't do anything stupid Bullvi."
                      Bullvi slams his right elbow into the west wall.
                      Veronica peeks at Marcus, "Your awfully slow."
                      Bullvi growls.
                      Marcus says, "No watch."
                      Bullvi turns his hooded gray eyes to Doctor Monique irritatedly.
                      OOC -- Doctor Monique says, "It'd be hilarious if he hit Mo.. I swear it'd be cool..."
                      OOC -- You say, "lmao, stfu :P"
                      Marcus aims at Bullvi with his electric pulse pistol.
                      OOC -- You say, "Zek'll have to fight Bullvi Bare-knuckle and he's still injured :P"
                      Veronica tells Marcus surely, "You should stop doing that."
                      OOC -- You say to Marcus, "And lemme walk to you already >.>"
                      OOC -- Doctor Monique says, "*laughs* Don't care, Mo whooped Misha and Jerod's ass.."
                      Bullvi tenses slightly.
                      Marcus denies you to walk him.
                      Doctor Monique eyes Bullvi, "This isn't funny Bullvi.. Let it calm you down.. It's going to start hurting soon.."
                      OOC -- You say, "Sonofagun."
                      Marcus lowers his electric pulse pistol.
                      Bullvi crouches down heavily.
                      You rub your chiseled nose.
                      Bullvi shakes slightly.
                      OOC -- Doctor Monique says, "Fight Mo Bullvi!"
                      You toss a deceased hopfrog through a bank of tinted glass doors.
                      OOC -- You say, "Let him do what he do :P"
                      OOC -- You say, "*coughcoughfighthercoughcough*"
                      Marcus approaches Bullvi.
                      Marcus punches Bullvi.
                      Veronica blinks at Marcus.
                      You blink.
                      OOC -- Doctor Monique says, "LMAO.."
                      Bullvi smirks at Marcus.
                      Doctor Monique moves from the west wall to Bullvi.
                      OOC -- You say, "W....O.....W"
                      Bullvi approaches Marcus.
                      Bullvi runs to Marcus.
                      Doctor Monique approaches Bullvi.
                      Doctor Monique hugs Bullvi to herself.
                      Marcus grabs Bullvi's face.
                      Zek slides before Bullvi quickly.
                      You move from a frosted glass door to Bullvi.
                      You stand in front of Bullvi.
                      Bullvi slams his right elbow into Marcus' face.
                      Marcus says, "Dont ever threaten me."
                      You grab Bullvi's right arm.
                      Doctor Monique screams startledly.
                      You push Bullvi's right arm downward.
                      Marcus punches Bullvi.
                      Bullvi grabs your head.
                      Marcus punches Bullvi.
                      OOC -- You say, "omg >.>"
                      Marcus punches Bullvi.
                      Marcus punches Bullvi.
                      OOC -- Doctor Monique says, "No orginality..."
                      Marcus punches Bullvi's stomach.
                      You grip Bullvi's left wrist.
                      OOC -- You say, "lmao"
                      Marcus punches Bullvi's stomach.
                      Marcus elbows Bullvi's face.
                      OOC -- Doctor Monique says, "And does he not know I'm sitting -before- him.."
                      OOC -- You say, "I have to post this now"
                      OOC -- You say, "I'm standing in the way"
                      Veronica peeks at you, Bullvi, Doctor Monique and Marcus.
                      Doctor Monique moves from Bullvi to Marcus.
                      Doctor Monique kicks Marcus back, "Stop it!"
                      Bullvi appears to be distant.
                      You pull Bullvi's rough left hand from your head, "Calm down bucco."
                      Veronica tells Marcus surely, " You really should leave now."
                      Marcus pushes Bullvi away.
                      Bullvi shakes slightly.
                      You tell Bullvi, "We're all friends here. 'Cept the retard, but never let a retard get ya fired up."
                      Doctor Monique moves from Marcus to Bullvi.
                      Doctor Monique embraces Bullvi gently, "Bullvi.."
                      You release Bullvi.
                      Doctor Monique sits down in front of Bullvi.
                      Marcus says, "He tried to hurt a friend of mine."
                      Bullvi thrashes his head slightly.
                      Marcus says, "A girl."
                      You tell Marcus, "You're an idiot."
                      Bullvi brings his rough hands to his head.
                      Marcus says, "Threatened me and her."
                      Doctor Monique presses her glossy pink lips against Bullvi's broad forehead, "Calm down..."
                      Marcus says, "It was Layla."
                      Veronica says to Marcus, "Cant you just shoo?"
                      You say, "I repeat. You are an idiot. You don't know the whole story."
                      Marcus says, "NO you dont!"
                      You tell Marcus, "Try finding stuff out before you do stupid stupid stupid things."
                      Veronica shakes her head at Marcus.
                      Marcus approaches a frosted glass door.
                      Marcus storms to a frosted glass door.
                      Lasely arrives through an elevator panel.
                      Marcus moves from a frosted glass door to a bank of tinted glass doors.
                      You shake your head.
                      Marcus leaves through a bank of tinted glass doors.
                      You wave to Lasely.
                      Veronica nods to Lasely politely.
                      Lasely nods faintly.
                      Doctor Monique sees Lasely.
                      Doctor Monique smiles warmly at Lasely, "Lasely.."
                      You ruffle your coal-black hair, "I hate retards."
                      Bullvi breathes heavily.
                      Doctor Monique tells you, "You're retarded.."
                      Lasely tisks at you, "Hating yourself?"
                      You nod, "O'course."
                      Veronica nibbles her milk chocolate bar.
                      You say, "But I hate other retards too."
                      Marcus arrives through a bank of tinted glass doors.
                      You grin.
                      Veronica shoos Marcus.
                      Marcus says, "sorry."
                      You gesture at Marcus, "He's number two."
                      Lasely moves away from an elevator panel.
                      Lasely moves to the lobby.
                      Doctor Monique holds onto Bullvi still, "It's almost done.. A few more seconds."
                      Marcus says, "I havent been the same since that happened."
                      Bullvi squeezes his left side.
                      You scratch your rugged chin, "Apparently."
                      Bullvi grunts slightly.
                      You sit down on a sofa.
                      Marcus says, "I was sick for about three weeks."
                      Marcus checks Bullvi.
                      Bullvi closes his hooded gray eyes lightly.
                      Veronica nibbles her milk chocolate bar.
                      Lasely yawns lengthily.
                      Bullvi sways dizzily.
                      Marcus says, "Is he ok?"
                      Bullvi approaches the floor.
                      Bullvi falls to the floor.
                      Lasely hears Bullvi's head and the floor, "Nice landing."
                      Doctor Monique approaches Bullvi.
                      Doctor Monique pats Bullvi's left arm lightly, "See, you should be calming down now.. It'll wear off this time around tomarrow.. It's pretty strong.."
                      Doctor Monique sits down in front of Bullvi.
                      Marcus says, "Sorry guys i was being an ass."
                      You ask Lasely, "How ya been 'sides the encounter?"
                      You ignore Marcus mostly.
                      Lasely considers to you, "Not too bad, really."
                      Bullvi sits down quickly.
                      Doctor Monique smiles at Marcus, "It's okay.."
                      Marcus moves from a bank of tinted glass doors to Bullvi.
                      Marcus closes Bullvi's hooded gray eyes.
                      You tell Lasely, "That's good i suppose."
                      OOC -- You say, "lol"
                      Veronica peeks at Marcus.
                      Veronica nibbles her milk chocolate bar.
                      Bullvi holds his head, "my head hurts."
                      Lasely wonders to you, "You suppose? You'd rather me not be good?"
                      OOC -- You say, "omg that just tickled the hell outta my funny bone."
                      Marcus feels Bullvi's broad forehead.
                      You ask Lasely, "You could be better right?"
                      Doctor Monique murmurs to Bullvi, "It's supressing things.."
                      Bullvi swats Marcus' strong right hand.
                      Bullvi says, "What are you doing."
                      You smirk lightly.
                      Doctor Monique moves from the floor to Bullvi.
                      Doctor Monique pulls Bullvi downward, "Lay back down."
                      Lasely admits to you, "I think I can only get so good."
                      Doctor Monique eyes Lasely oddly.
                      Marcus says, "I just beat the shit out of you and I wanted to see if you were all right."
                      You tell Lasely, "Well then. Thats great."
                      Bullvi stands up slowly, "I walk around half alive most often I'm sure I'll be fine"
                      Marcus taps a commerce bracelet. The words 'Please wait until a later time to request your rations credit' flash upon the bracelet.
                      Bullvi says, "I'm not dead so you must punch like a little girl."
                      Marcus says, "I wasnt trying to kill you."
                      Marcus says, "And they told me to stop."
                      Marcus says, "Lets go get a drink."
                      Bullvi shrugs, "Next time do me a favour and kill me."

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                      • #26
                        Now -THIS- is funny

                        > You allow Zek to rearrange Jerodinian.
                        Zek moves from a walkway leading east to Jerodinian.
                        > Zek rearranges you quickly.
                        > Oria collapses into a ball on the ground.
                        > Zek turns you into Oria.
                        > OOC -- Zek says, "lmao that worked!"
                        > Oria blinks at you.
                        > Oria waggles her arched eyebrows at you enticingly, "Hello pretty girl."
                        > OOC -- Zek says, "somone has to post this on the fourms"
                        > Zek rearranges you again.
                        > blink "Wha....?
                        You blink, "Wha....?"
                        > Zek turns you into Oria's derriere.
                        > @wb zek "lmfao!
                        OOC -- You welcome back Zek, "lmfao!"
                        > Zek slides away.
                        > Oria whistles, "Wooohoooo.. that's one hot hinney."
                        > Zek moves from Jerodinian to Oria.
                        > Zek slides to Oria.
                        > toot
                        You toot.
                        > Zek rearranges Oria quickly.
                        > OOC -- Oria says, "*dies*"
                        > Zek turns Oria into your angular nose.
                        > rearrange me
                        You rearrange yourself.
                        > Oria honks.
                        > turn me into me
                        You turn yourself into yourself.
                        > Oria dribbles grossly.
                        > You allow Zek to tackle Jerodinian.
                        Zek moves from Oria to Jerodinian.
                        > Zek tackles you then.
                        > fall apart
                        You fall apart.
                        > Zek misses partially.
                        > Zek moves from Jerodinian to the ground.
                        > Zek crashes himself into the ground.
                        > Zek rolls.
                        > pull me together
                        You pull yourself together.
                        > @ooc "I'm posting this
                        OOC -- You say, "I'm posting this"
                        > Zek springs to his feet.
                        > Zek rearranges himself.
                        > Zek turns himself into the tigers.
                        > Zek roars ferociously.
                        > Zek shifts his gimlet deep green eyes wildly.
                        > Zek snarls ferally.
                        > Oria wiggles herself slightly.
                        > Oria turns herself into herself again.
                        > Zek moves from the ground to Oria.
                        > Zek pounces on Oria now.
                        > Zek tackles Oria practically.
                        > Oria collapses backwardly.
                        > Zek rests his paws on Oria's shoulders.
                        > Zek licks Oria's face almost.
                        > Oria wide-eyedly stares at Zek.
                        > Oria reaches upwardly.
                        > Zek retracts his tongue recallingly.
                        > Oria grasps Zek's head quickly.
                        > Zek gasps animalistically.
                        > Oria drags her tongue wetly over Zek's chiseled nose.
                        > Zek rearranges Oria.
                        > Oria nods approvingly.
                        > Zek turns Oria into Misha's face.
                        > Oria surprisedly blinks.
                        > Zek rolls away.
                        > Misha blinks also.
                        > Zek rearranges himself.
                        > Oria sings lightly, "I'm soooo pretty!"
                        > Zek turns himself into himself.
                        > Zek moves from Oria to Misha.
                        > Zek launches at Misha.
                        > Misha squeals.
                        > Zek rearranges Misha.
                        > Zek turns Misha into Oria's brain.
                        > Oria returns to herself.
                        > Zek peeks downward at Misha, "You're sooo small now."
                        > Misha wiggles.
                        > Oria temptedly lifts her fingers towards Zek.
                        > Zek rearranges Misha again.
                        > Zek turns Misha into Misha.
                        > Zek moves from Misha to Oria.
                        > Oria shakes her head at Zek, "Nah.. I ain't gonna turn yerself int'yer nethers.. Ye'd disappear completely."
                        > Zek slides to Oria.
                        > Zek tickles Oria's sides with his fingers and his mind.
                        > Oria giggles uncontrollably.
                        > Zek tickles Oria's sides with his words too.
                        > Oria snakes her voice lowly.
                        > Oria inwardly pinches Zek's right thigh with her voice.
                        > Zek swats Oria's voice with his voice, "Noonka."
                        > Zek grabs Oria's voice with his voice.
                        > Zek engulfs Oria's voice with his mind suddenly.
                        > Oria flicks her voice structurally.
                        > OOC -- Oria says, "erm.. nope"
                        > Oria bangs her voice against Zek's mind.
                        > Oria pleads with Zek's mind, "Lemme out!"
                        Zek redirects Oria's voice at Oria's deep-set dark gray right eye.
                        > Oria winks vocally, "Much better."
                        > Zek grins at Oria.
                        > Zek licks Oria's face with his mind.
                        > Oria clamps her slender right hand over her deep-set dark gray right eye.
                        > Oria muffledly speaks, "Damnit."
                        > Zek chuckles.
                        > Oria winks annoyedly at Zek, "Stop licking me."
                        > Zek licks Oria's face with his mind repeatedly.
                        > Zek asks Oria, "How can I lick you if my tongue is over here?"
                        > Zek points at his tongue.
                        > Zek cleans Oria's face with his words.
                        > Oria pulls her words from her full mouth.
                        > Oria scrunches her words together.
                        > Oria throws her words at Zek's head.
                        > Zek feels Oria's words against his head.
                        > Zek grabs Oria's words now.
                        > Zek shoves Oria's words downward.
                        > Zek pushes Oria's words into green oversized pants.
                        > Oria startledly feels her words.
                        > Zek pokes his tongue at Oria.
                        > Oria squirms ticklishly.
                        > Oria laughs helplessly, "S'almost like havin squirrells in yer pants."
                        > Zek lifts himself with his mind, "Now fair citizens, I must take my leave."
                        > Oria shakes her right leg freely.
                        Oria moves from Misha to the ground.
                        > Oria drops her words on the ground.
                        > Zek flies away, "Zeus, awaaaaay."
                        > Oria winks at Zek partingly, "See ye later Zek!"
                        > Zek calls distantly, "Cya."
                        > Oria pushes at her deep-set dark gray right eye finally.
                        Oria directs her voice to her full mouth again.
                        > Misha waves.
                        > Zek disappears into the night sky.
                        > Zek leaves the world.
                        Last edited by Jerod; 01-22-2007, 09:52 PM. Reason: Added more
                        I'm that Security Guy that everyone just loves.

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                        • #27
                          > @fight water
                          You begin fighting Fionn's bottle of plain water. Your chance of a successful attack is 91% percent.
                          Fionn attacks Fionn's bottle of plain water.
                          Fionn successfully lands a hit!
                          First Patient of Mendus
                          Manchester's 'Accident Prone' Patient

                          SPCade "And by we I mean Nyx"
                          PL: Fionn (Fionnghuala)
                          CM: Finella
                          ICO: Thera
                          LC: Belle Griffin


                          The Underground Starts Here!

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                          • #28
                            My Typo amused me today ....

                            You open a refrigeration unit.
                            You drop your eight foods in strawberry rose tea.

                            you examine strawberry rose tea -

                            A cup of strawberry rose tea. It is filled to the brim with tea
                            six nut and fruit sandwiches and two bowls of fruit salad are lying in here.

                            Hehe big teacup!

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                            • #29
                              Poor Zek, being molested and all..

                              Online[5] (12:48 EST): Lasely, Layla, Med-Tech Monique, Zek and Zekeisha.
                              > Zek says, "Mika and Roni apparently."
                              @ooc ">.> Don't type who..
                              > OOC -- You say, ">.> Don't type who.."
                              > OOC -- Zek says, "lmao"
                              > OOC -- Zek says, "*can't stop laughing*"
                              > roll my eyes "Well, Mika told me you broke her heart.
                              You roll your almond honey brown eyes, "Well, Mika told me you broke her heart."
                              > Zek says, "Didn't mean to. It was complicated."
                              > Zek informs you, "Figured she'd hate me and not want to talk to me at this point."
                              > nod to Zek "Well, apparantly Anoura was involved in it. Or so I heard..
                              You nod to Zek, "Well, apparantly Anoura was involved in it. Or so I heard.."
                              > Zek says, "Nopers."
                              > 12:50 [Com] "Zekeisha lets out a gay squeal before -he/she- starts singing, "When a man loves a woman!"
                              > @ooc "OMFG...
                              OOC -- You say, "OMFG..."
                              > 12:50 [Com|Zek] "............what the hell?"
                              > blink thrice "Okay...
                              You blink thrice, "Okay..."
                              > who
                              Online[5] (12:51 EST): Lasely, Layla, Med-Tech Monique, Zek and Zekeisha.
                              > nibble my sandwich
                              Med-Tech Monique has no sandwich.
                              > nibble my salad
                              You nibble on your chicken salad. The lettuces and veggies are crisp, some sweet, some bitter. The seeds are nutty, the chicken is mouthwateringly savory, and the dressing adds a nice zing.
                              > 12:51 [Com|Layla] "Urm"
                              > 12:51 [Com|Layla] "Zek is that you?"
                              > Zek takes a bite of his roast beef sandwich.
                              > 12:51 [Com|Zek] "Is what me?"
                              > snicker helplessly
                              You snicker helplessly.
                              > 12:51 [Com|Layla] "Singing?"
                              > 12:52 [Com] "Zekeisha coos girlishly, "Yes my love! It's me!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
                              > 12:52 [Com|Zek] "No!"
                              > burst laughingly
                              You burst laughingly.
                              > 12:52 [Com|Zek] "Geezus, shut the hell up!"
                              > Zek slaps his face with his right palm.
                              > 12:52 [Com|Zekeisha] "Kiss me and I will!"
                              > laugh nonestop
                              You see no nonestop here.
                              > 12:52 [Com|Zek] "I don't even know you."
                              > laugh nonstop
                              You see no nonstop here.
                              > laugh constantly
                              You laugh constantly.
                              > 12:53 [Com|Zek] "Be quiet and leave me alone. Frigging a*click*"
                              > com w
                              Com members online:
                              ---
                              Here: Lasely, Layla and Zekeisha
                              > Zek says, "Geezus. no more com for me."
                              > calm myself
                              You calm yourself.
                              > com "He just doesn't appreciate a fine peice of ass.
                              12:53 [Com|Zekeisha] "He just doesn't appreciate a fine peice of ass."
                              > blink
                              You blink.
                              > laugh more "Oh my god..
                              You laugh more, "Oh my god.."
                              > 12:53 [Com|Layla] "Who are you ?"
                              > Zekeisha arrives through a marble fountain.
                              > Zekeisha moves from a marble fountain to Zek.
                              > Zekeisha runs to Zek.
                              > Zek blinks at Zekeisha.
                              > Zekeisha smooches Zek.
                              > Zekeisha moves from Zek to a marble fountain.
                              > Zekeisha leaves through a marble fountain.
                              > You hear a man hollering "I love you!" from a marble fountain.
                              > Zek blinks, "What the hell......"
                              > Zek rubs his face.
                              > laugh more
                              You laugh more.
                              > 12:54 [Com|Bullvi] "Hey Alpha"
                              > Zek says, "I'm going to my room........"
                              > Zek stands up.
                              > grab Zek
                              > Zek allows you to grab him.
                              You move from a plastic chair to Zek.
                              > You grab Zek.
                              > Zek glances at you, "What?....."
                              > beg Zek "Please don't leave me...
                              12:54 [Com|Layla] "Hi HUN"
                              You beg Zek, "Please don't leave me..."
                              > Zek approaches a plastic chair.
                              > Zek sits down on a plastic chair, "Alright."
                              > com ':moans in a sultry voice "Hello sexy.
                              12:55 [Com] "Zekeisha moans in a sultry voice "Hello sexy."
                              > 12:55 [Com|Zek] "........geezus."
                              > 12:55 [Com|Bullvi] "Umm allright, a female new voice"
                              > 12:55 [Com|Zek] "I'm shutting off my com. And thats a frigging guy...."
                              > laugh more
                              You laugh more.
                              > 12:55 [Com|Zek] "A guy!"
                              > 12:55 [Com|Bullvi] "Ohh I see"
                              > com "I am not a guy!!!! I'm a woman!
                              12:55 [Com|Zekeisha] "I am not a guy!!!! I'm a woman!"
                              > Zek rubs his right razor-sharp cheek rapidly.
                              > Zek says, "Geezus."
                              > choke on my salad
                              You choke on your chicken salad.
                              > 12:56 [Com|Bullvi] "I'm so confused"
                              > Zek peeks at you, "You ok?"
                              > cough laughingly
                              You cough laughingly.
                              > : falls out of her chair laughing
                              Med-Tech Monique falls out of her chair laughing.
                              > sit on floor
                              > You approach the floor.
                              > You sit down on the floor.
                              > Zek blinks slowly.
                              > com "You don't have to be, Sexy. Your woman's here now.
                              12:56 [Com|Zekeisha] "You don't have to be, Sexy. Your woman's here now."
                              > 12:57 [Com|Layla] "Shut up please"
                              > 12:57 [Com|Bullvi] "Anyone seen Mika, her mouse is in the lobby"
                              > @ooc "OMFG... I'm gonna piss my pants.
                              OOC -- You say, "OMFG... I'm gonna piss my pants."
                              > @ooc "Well >.> That was fun while it lasted
                              OOC -- You say, "Well >.> That was fun while it lasted"
                              > OOC -- Zek says, "<.<"
                              > OOC -- Zek says, "never again >.>"
                              > com ':goes off crying his eyes off, "I'm soo misunderstood! Nobody understands the pains of a transsexual!
                              12:57 [Com] "Zekeisha goes off crying his eyes off, "I'm soo misunderstood! Nobody understands the pains of a transsexual!"
                              > com recall
                              The last 5 entries of Com:
                              ---
                              12:56 [Com|Bullvi] "I'm so confused"
                              12:56 [Com|Zekeisha] "You don't have to be, Sexy. Your woman's here now."
                              12:57 [Com|Layla] "Shut up please"
                              12:57 [Com|Bullvi] "Anyone seen Mika, her mouse is in the lobby"
                              12:57 [Com] "Zekeisha goes off crying his eyes off, "I'm soo misunderstood! Nobody understands the pains of a transsexual!"
                              ---
                              > com w
                              Com members online:
                              ---
                              Here: Bullvi, Lasely, Layla and Zekeisha
                              > Zek rubs his right razor-sharp cheek still.
                              > who
                              Online[6] (12:58 EST): Bullvi, Lasely, Layla, Med-Tech Monique, Zek and Zekeisha.
                              > 12:58 [Com|Bullvi] "Ohh now I understand"
                              > pad to Zek
                              > Zek allows you to pad him.
                              You move from the floor to Zek.
                              > You pad to Zek.
                              > Zek claws at his right razor-sharp cheek practically.
                              > peck Zek's cheek
                              You peck Zek's right razor-sharp cheek.
                              > Zek smirks at you.
                              > sit on third chair
                              > You move from Zek to a plastic chair.
                              > You sit down on a plastic chair.
                              > Zekeisha arrives through a marble fountain.
                              > 12:58 [Com|Bullvi] "Well where is everyone, hiding I presume"
                              > Zekeisha moves from a marble fountain to Zek.
                              > Zekeisha molests Zek.
                              > 12:58 [Com|Layla] "Kinda"
                              > Zek blinks.
                              > Zekeisha molests Zek crazily.
                              > Zekeisha moves from Zek to a marble fountain.
                              > Zekeisha leaves through a marble fountain.
                              > blink
                              You blink.
                              > 12:59 [Com|Bullvi] "Layla check your phone once in a while"
                              > appear confused "Um...
                              You appear to be confused, "Um..."
                              > Zek just stares at nothing.
                              > Zek appears to be bewildered.
                              > com secure
                              > com "Um.. Zek was just molested by a...
                              12:59 [Com|Med-Tech Monique] "Um.. Zek was just molested by a..."
                              > 13:00 [Com|Bullvi] "Ohh good lord"
                              > 13:00 [Com|Layla] "It was in my pocket."
                              > 13:00 [Com|Layla] "Pardon Mo?"
                              > sigh boredly
                              You feel the need to have sex all of a sudden.
                              Last edited by Monique; 01-28-2007, 09:19 AM. Reason: I didn't think it was funny to be molested by a transsexual.. but, it was hilarious on how the scene was set up..
                              In the end, when all is said and done, the shadow of the day will embrace the world in grey. The sun will rise again for you someday, but today, let the world stay grey. We're forever marching, forever fighting. For one night, let the world stay grey. I promise one day the sun shall rise again... just for you.

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                              • #30
                                Layla lost her gun awhile ago and havin no joy in finding it brought a new one - well she just found it -


                                you examine your bag of rodent food.
                                A soft plastic bag filled with brown pellets. Upon the front of the bag is an image of a smiling mouse, fork and knife in its paws. Your bag of rodent food is open. It contains an electric pulse rifle.

                                Silly me!

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