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  • #31
    Originally posted by Exit View Post
    Here is the breast part, from the view of Chance.

    Cypher asks Bell, "So do you know what we're doing here?"
    Cypher asks you, "So do you think you could explain it better or should I."
    Bell beams vibrantly, "Shopping!"
    You tell Bell, "I need clothes that are .... less clothes than what I am wearing." You hug Bell belatedly.
    Bell peeks at you.
    Cypher tells Bell, "Translation. She wants to look as sexy as humanly possible.
    You gesture Cypher, "What he said." Bell smiles helplessly to Cypher, "There can only be one me."
    Bell wonders thoughtfully, "But I can see what I can do."
    Cypher says, "She wants to make herself irresistable, and you are going to help."
    You glance at Bell, "I do not like pink." Cypher says, "Good. Do that."
    Bell smiles helplessly to you."
    Bell smiles lightly to you, "You should get rid of those pants for a start, and go for something more conventional. A jumpsuit."
    You glance at Cypher.
    Cypher shrugs.
    You ask Cypher, "You said more skin?" Cypher says, "Generally yeah."
    Bell smiles warmly to you, "Pants only look good on women with hips."
    Bell smiles obliviously, "Okay, in we go."
    Bell peeks at you smilingly, "What did you have in mind?"
    Bell peeks at a thin white shirt and a thin black shirt.
    You shrug unknowingly at Bell, "I do not know what is considered sexy."
    You tell Cypher, "You will have to tell us if you think it is sexy too."
    Bell asks you wonderingly, "If this was a few sizes smaller, how would that be?"
    Cypher nods to you once.
    You shrug at Bell, "Tight?"
    Cypher feels oddly.
    Bell smiles vibrantly to you, "Great. Tight shirts are sexy."
    Bell smiles obliviously to you, "Sometimes if they're too tight it's hard to breath but people look at you for some reason."
    Bell wonders helplessly.
    Bell peeks at you.
    Bell smiles unsurely to you, "Are you sure you want to do this?"
    You glance at Cypher first.
    You then nod to Bell.
    Cypher mentions, "Is there any way to make her....bigger."
    Bell smiles lightly to you, "You don't sound like it."
    Cypher gestures to your torso.
    You ask Cypher unsurely, "Make what bigger?"
    Bell compares her breasts with your breasts smilingly, "A tight shirt could help, but I guess the Hatchery doesn't bless some people."
    Bell wonders helplessly.
    Cypher tells you, "Your breasts. They're small. If we could make them look bigger that might be good."
    You peer downwardly at your breasts. You lift your hands to your breasts.
    You push your breasts upward.
    You consideringly shift your breasts. Cypher nods consideringly.
    Chance manhandles her own breasts in a naive attempt to make them appear larger.
    You release your breasts
    You note your breasts. You lift your breasts again.
    You consider.
    You reach to Cypher's strong hands. You press Cypher's strong hands against your breasts too.
    You release your breasts, "I just need someone else's hands."
    Cypher watches you silently.
    Cypher holds your breasts silently. Cypher closes his bright green eyes. You tell Bell sidewardly, "I do not think that either holding my own breasts or having someone else hold my breasts would be thought of as sexy."
    Cypher thinks mentally, "DOWN! DOWN!"
    Cypher thinks about his electric pulse rifle distractingly.
    Cypher holds your breasts still.
    Bell skims the metal shelves wonderingly.
    Cypher controls himself desperately. Bell grabs her tight black shirt wonderingly.
    Cypher taps his right foot repeatedly. Cypher bounces your breasts accidentally."
    Bell holds her tight black shirt against your breasts testingly.
    Cypher realizes then.
    Cypher stops immediately.
    Bell measures you and her tight black shirt.
    Bell smiles vibrantly to you, "How's that?"
    Cypher says finally, "Who's hungry, I sure am!"
    Cypher releases your breasts.
    Cypher leaves through a walkway leading west."
    OMG! now that is funny
    <aux-chat> Rovan: damn you for making me laugh, Dr.peper out my nose jerk!

    Dherik says to you, "Now i just look gay, gay pirate at least has pirate in it."

    TEC-Zemis/ICO-Zerxa

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    • #32
      A black felt bag is lying near a pool of fluorescent liquid. Zemis and you are standing near a pool of fluorescent liquid. A poorly preserved black bat is floating near a narrow passageway. A black leather backpack is lying near a narrow passageway. Bethany is standing near a narrow passageway.

      I thought these things were dead when they were preserved... >.>
      I'm that Security Guy that everyone just loves.

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      • #33
        Seth sure is a pig!

        The three recruits, sitting in the lobby, gabbing away. Seth was AFK, and Jerod asked Toria if she wanted anything to eat. Jerod went up to his apartment, and got her and himself a sandwich. When Seth came back, Jerod asked him if he was hungry. Here's what happened.

        > You ask Setharus, "You hungry?"
        > Setharus nods you, "A little."
        > > You move from a large orange rodent to a black elevator button.
        > You slide to a black elevator button, "Whaddya want?"
        > Setharus says, "whatever ya got."
        > You say, "I got preety much everything."
        > You blink, "Pretty."
        > Setharus says, "Roast beef?"
        > OOC -- You say, "An englishman using bad english.... XD"
        > You nod.
        (Jerod goes up to his apartment and grabs a roast beef sandwich.)

        A green medicated beverage is lying near here. Toria is sitting on a chair. You are standing near an elevator panel. A black communication device is lying on a sofa. A large orange rodent is sitting on a sofa. Setharus is standing near a sofa. A doorman is standing near the south wall.

        > Toria says, "it's your turn to ask a question by the way Seth."
        > I don't know the adverb 'rosat'.
        > > Setharus allows you to hand him.
        You move from an elevator panel to Setharus.
        > You hand your roast beef sandwich to Setharus.
        > > You move from Setharus to a large orange rodent.
        > You sit down next to a large orange rodent again.
        > Setharus says, "Ok What is one thing you would change, if you could change anything around here, and why?"
        > Setharus tells you, "Thanks."
        > You nod to Setharus.
        > Jerodinian thinks about that.
        > Setharus finishes eating his roast beef sandwich.
        > OOC -- You say, "o.O"
        > Toria says, "i think...hmm....only one thing?"
        > OOC -- Setharus says, "LMAO"

        > OOC -- You say, "Uh.... I think I gave you an already eaten one"
        > OOC -- Toria says, "rofl"
        > > You move from a large orange rodent to a black elevator button.
        > You press the black elevator button.
        You move from a black elevator button to a polished brass elevator.
        > A polished brass elevator opens.
        You begin to enter a polished brass elevator.
        As you enter the high-speed elevator, it rumbles slightly, then quickly ascends. The elevator halts with an abrupt stop as it reaches its destination. The door opens automatically, and you exit.
        > A short hallway.

        You are standing near a polished brass elevator.

        > > You move from a polished brass elevator to a darkened steel door.
        > You begin to enter a darkened steel door.
        > The living room of the apartment.

        A pair of crocodile sandals is lying beneath a black-lacquered wooden table. A silicone-projectile rifle, a silver electric pulse pistol and a porcelain panther figurine are lying on a black-lacquered wooden table. A white canvas bag and a black leather satchel are lying on a leather-upholstered sofa. A black-lacquered wooden table is sitting in front of a leather-upholstered sofa. A silver metallic bag is lying next to a low glass-fronted plastic bookcase. A small seashell and a glowing orb are lying on a low glass-fronted plastic bookcase. You are standing near a darkened steel door. A dark-grey uniform jacket is lying near the northeast corner of the room. A green-upholstered armchair is sitting near the northeast corner of the room. A comfortable armchair is sitting near the northwest corner of the room. A bag of rodent food and a gray felt bag are lying on a window seat. A large rodent cage is sitting on a window seat. A low glass-fronted plastic bookcase is sitting near the southeast corner of the room. A leather-upholstered sofa is sitting against the stainless steel south wall.

        > > You move from the living room step to a refrigeration unit.
        > You open a refrigeration unit.
        > You take a roast beef sandwich from a refrigeration unit.
        > 03:47 [Com|Setharus] "This time grab you one, that way mine makes it all the way here"
        > You close a refrigeration unit.
        > 03:47 [Com|Jerodinian] "I already have a sandwich, a chicken one"
        > You examine your roast beef sandwich.
        This is a hearty-looking sandwich on soft wheat bread. It has several juicy strips of peppered roast beef, some fresh lettuce and tomato, a slice of white cheese, and some very spicy horseradish sauce.

        (Jerod heads back down.)

        A green medicated beverage is lying near here. Toria is sitting on a chair. You are standing near an elevator panel. A black communication device is lying on a sofa. A large orange rodent is sitting on a sofa. Setharus is standing near a sofa. A doorman is standing near the south wall.

        OOC -- Setharus says, "At which part?"
        > > Setharus allows you to hand him.
        You move from an elevator panel to Setharus.
        > You hand your roast beef sandwich to Setharus.
        > Setharus tells you, "Thanks."
        > You move from Setharus to a large orange rodent.
        > You sit down next to a large orange rodent again.
        > OOC -- You say, "How about forgetting about the half-eaten sandwich?"
        > OOC -- Toria says, "the whole "finishes sandwich" "O_o" thing, found it way too funny"
        > Setharus takes a bite of his roast beef sandwich.
        > You take a bite of your chicken sandwich.
        > Toria takes a bite of her meat sandwich.
        > OOC -- You say, "I'm still laughing about it"
        > OOC -- Setharus says, "yeah it has me cracking up too, looked like seth was a real pig, eating it all in one bite"
        > OOC -- Toria says, "my stomach hurts now cause i'm laughing so hard."
        > You ask generally, "Anyone seen or heard from Krys lately?"
        > Toria frowns, "no actualy...i haven't seen her around in ages.."
        > OOC -- Setharus says, "Dont want me to get overly tired, I had Jerod, rolling pretty hard one night at the stupid things I say and do"
        > OOC -- Toria says, "lol"
        > Setharus says, "I dont know her."
        > You wonder, "Wonder what happened to her..."
        > Toria says, "hope she is ok."
        > You nod, "So do I."
        > Toria says to Setharus, "just one thing to change about the colony?"
        > OOC -- You say, "*cracks up laughing about the sandwich thing again*"
        > Setharus tells Toria, "yeah just one thing."
        > OOC -- Toria says, "rofl! i did too!"
        > OOC -- Setharus says, "bastage, I was calming down too"
        > Setharus takes a bite of his roast beef sandwich.
        > OOC -- Toria says, "can't...breath..."
        > OOC -- You say, "Neither can I. Atleast I'm not smoking right now"
        > OOC -- You say, "Last time I laughed this hard, 'Malice screws his words harder' was on my screen, and I choked on my cig smoke"
        > OOC -- Toria says, "lmao"
        > OOC -- Setharus says, "*pictures TOria's beat red face, and tears rolling out her eyes, as she is hunched over from the pain in her gut, from laughing really hard*"
        > OOC -- You say, "*laughs even harder*"
        > OOC -- You say, "I'm posting this on the forums!"
        I'm that Security Guy that everyone just loves.

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        • #34
          Stupid apprentise tricks

          Davis really should have given the screwdriver to Monique himself ...

          > repair sign
          The command "sign" is ambiguous, possible completions are: sign, signal.
          > place screwdriver against sign
          You place an electric screwdriver against a digital sign.
          > unscrew sign
          The command "sign" is ambiguous, possible completions are: sign, signal.
          > screw sign
          You screw a digital sign.

          First Patient of Mendus
          Manchester's 'Accident Prone' Patient

          SPCade "And by we I mean Nyx"
          PL: Fionn (Fionnghuala)
          CM: Finella
          ICO: Thera
          LC: Belle Griffin


          The Underground Starts Here!

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Fionnghuala View Post
            Davis really should have given the screwdriver to Monique himself ...

            > repair sign
            The command "sign" is ambiguous, possible completions are: sign, signal.
            > place screwdriver against sign
            You place an electric screwdriver against a digital sign.
            > unscrew sign
            The command "sign" is ambiguous, possible completions are: sign, signal.
            > screw sign
            You screw a digital sign.



            *Gasps* Don't blame me for it!! I wasn't screwing a car driver with it! Unlike you... Oh, I should've mentioned that you're MARRIED I'm telling Miss Davis!! :P
            In the end, when all is said and done, the shadow of the day will embrace the world in grey. The sun will rise again for you someday, but today, let the world stay grey. We're forever marching, forever fighting. For one night, let the world stay grey. I promise one day the sun shall rise again... just for you.

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            • #36
              "Uh, no... That was me and the sign... Davis asked me to give it to you..."
              First Patient of Mendus
              Manchester's 'Accident Prone' Patient

              SPCade "And by we I mean Nyx"
              PL: Fionn (Fionnghuala)
              CM: Finella
              ICO: Thera
              LC: Belle Griffin


              The Underground Starts Here!

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              • #37
                Romance is sweet

                You grasp Recruit Toria's strong right hand.
                You dip Recruit Toria backward.
                > kiss her lips firmly
                You kiss Recruit Toria's full lips firmly.
                Alexander raises his right arched eyebrow at you.
                Veronica squeals almost.
                Recruit Toria says, "Malice!"
                Veronica covers her heart-shaped mouth with her smooth hands instead.
                > wink at toria "Toldya I'd do it one day
                You wink at Recruit Toria, "Toldya I'd do it one day."
                Recruit Toria attempts to flip malice to the ground.
                Recruit Toria begins to fight you. Your chance of a successful defense is 54% percent.
                Recruit Toria attacks Malice.
                Malice successfully defends against a hit!
                > who
                Online[8] (21:37 EST): Alexander, Krysla, Malice, Marcus, Misha, Recruit Toria, Vallon and Veronica.
                Staff[2]: Story Fenrir and StoryHost Lazarus.
                Veronica grins at Recruit Toria amusedly, "Ruinin a perrrrfectly good kiss."
                Krysla grins at you, "becareful...she might arrest you."
                > chuckle at toria "Sheesh..violent
                You chuckle at Recruit Toria, "Sheesh..violent."
                > who
                Online[8] (21:37 EST): Alexander, Krysla, Malice, Marcus, Misha, Recruit Toria, Vallon and Veronica.
                Staff[2]: Story Fenrir and StoryHost Lazarus.
                Veronica mutters into her communication device.
                Recruit Toria growls frustratedly, "you....you....."
                Recruit Toria points at you, "you...are in big trouble Mr."
                > who
                Online[8] (21:38 EST): Alexander, Krysla, Malice, Marcus, Misha, Recruit Toria, Vallon and Veronica.
                Staff[2]: Story Fenrir and StoryHost Lazarus.
                > l
                You look around.
                You are inside the prime apartment complex of the colony, housing many of its inhabitants in relative comfort. An austere lounge spreads out before you; its dark blue walls trimmed in carved wood reach up to the arched ceiling, which has been impressively decorated with small marble adornments. A large contemporary sofa sits against the east wall, flanked on either side by two smaller lounging chairs. A low wood table sits in front of the sofa, its polished brass trim reflecting the soft light overhead. Digital paintings adorn the east and west walls, illuminated by small, recessed brass lanterns interspersed artfully along each wall. Rows of polished brass elevators are visible to the south, with panels next to each. Each panel has a single black button located in its center. A frosted glass door is to the north, and a bank of tinted glass doors are to the west. A video phone is attached to the north wall; it casts a soft blue electronic glow across the polished floor.

                Marcus is standing near here. A large red rodent, Veronica and Krysla are standing near an elevator door. A doorman is standing near the south wall. Alexander is standing near Veronica. Recruit Toria is crouching next to a large red rodent. You are standing near Recruit Toria.

                Veronica smiles at Recruit Toria, "Was cute! And you -had- to have enjoyed it a bit."
                > note to veronica, marcus, alexander and krysla "Talk to ya later..gotta run now!
                You note to Veronica, Marcus, Alexander and Krysla, "Talk to ya later..gotta run now!"
                > run to west exit "Haha!
                You move from Recruit Toria to a bank of tinted glass doors.
                You run to a bank of tinted glass doors, "Haha!"
                Veronica mutters into her communication device.
                > dive through it
                You begin to enter a bank of tinted glass doors.
                This is they crazy guy..you may know him as Malice or that insane idiot thats about to jump in front of the train...whats that mother? That light isnt heaven and I -should- go to it? Ok!...um...SPLAT!

                Malice (how the crazies will see him)

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                • #38
                  Bumping it up. Lets bring this back eh?

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                  • #39
                    I sat on a rat by accident..it hurt

                    Sit on him
                    You sit up on a large orange rodent.
                    A large orange rodent viciously bites into your rump!

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                    • #40
                      > gobble my potsim

                      Gobbling up your food is considered bad manners. Besides, it'll give you indigestion.


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                      • #41
                        You take a preserved bald hare.

                        > > You move from a narrow trail leading west to a narrow trail leading east.
                        > You begin to enter a narrow trail leading east.
                        > Among the trees
                        You and Toria are standing near a narrow trail leading west. A bald hare is standing near Toria.

                        > A loud pulsating sound can be heard as Toria attempts to shoot Quill's roan hair with her rifle. The shot completely misses.
                        > A bald hare swings his sharp claws at Toria, and misses.
                        > A loud pulsating sound can be heard as Toria attempts to shoot Quill's roan hair with her rifle. The shot completely misses.
                        > A bald hare swings his sharp claws at Toria, and misses.
                        OOC -- You say, "rofl"
                        A loud pulsating sound can be heard as Toria attempts to shoot Quill's roan hair with her rifle. The shot completely misses.
                        > OOC -- Toria says, "oops!"
                        > A bald hare swings his sharp claws at Toria, and misses.
                        > OOC -- Toria says, "what the hell...i was shooint at the hare"


                        I wonder what would have happened if one of the shots had actually hit!!

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                        • #42
                          You sip your bottle of tomato juice. This thick juice has a tart, bitter taste.
                          > Fionn extends a sonic pole out over the water.
                          > water water quietly
                          > You move from the cave floor to a pool of fluorescent liquid.
                          > You water a pool of fluorescent liquid quietly.
                          > Fionn's medium-sized blue fish has been successfully retrieved from the water.
                          > Fionn extends a sonic pole out over the water.
                          > @ooc 'err iggy
                          OOC -- You say, "err... iggy that!"
                          > sit on floor
                          > You move from a pool of fluorescent liquid to the cave floor.
                          > You sit down on the cave floor.
                          > watch water quietly
                          You watch a pool of fluorescent liquid quietly.
                          > @ooc 'that's better >.>
                          OOC -- You say, "that's better >.>"


                          I thought I would post that before someone else noticed and did so.. because out of context it would be very very embarassing

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                          • #43
                            Malice approaches Quill.
                            > Malice lays beside Quill.
                            > "I'm going to get my own snuggle man
                            You say, "I'm going to get my own snuggle man."
                            > Quill waves to you, "Have fun."
                            > OOC -- Malice says, "I love that..>Quill allows you to lay her"
                            wave

                            > OOC -- Quill says, ">.>"

                            > OOC -- Quill says, "quill! you're not supposed to make those choices on your own!"


                            Then heard over the com system:

                            03:58 [Com] "Reserve Officer Toria yawns "Not enough hares."

                            > 03:59 [Com|Chara] "i do believe there is a tonic for hair growth. Do you require some, Officer?"
                            >
                            > 03:59 [Com|Reserve Officer Toria] "Hare, not hair"
                            04:00 [Com|Chara] "My mistake. Apologies"
                            Last edited by Fionnghuala; 08-23-2007, 12:05 AM. Reason: additional funny
                            First Patient of Mendus
                            Manchester's 'Accident Prone' Patient

                            SPCade "And by we I mean Nyx"
                            PL: Fionn (Fionnghuala)
                            CM: Finella
                            ICO: Thera
                            LC: Belle Griffin


                            The Underground Starts Here!

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                            • #44
                              You put a gray rag skirt in a small, gray wardrobe.
                              > put undersuit in wardrobe
                              You put a white mesh undersuit in a small, gray wardrobe.
                              > put trench coat in wardrobe
                              You put trenchantly a black leather trenchcoat in a small, gray wardrobe.
                              First Patient of Mendus
                              Manchester's 'Accident Prone' Patient

                              SPCade "And by we I mean Nyx"
                              PL: Fionn (Fionnghuala)
                              CM: Finella
                              ICO: Thera
                              LC: Belle Griffin


                              The Underground Starts Here!

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                              • #45
                                > look
                                You look around.
                                Strange convoluted tracks cover the moist ground. The forest is sparse in this area, with just scatterings of underbrush and small trees visible. Narrow trails lead in all directions.

                                You are standing near a narrow trail leading south.

                                > examine tracks

                                You examine the strange tracks.
                                Strange tracks are located upon the moist ground, appearing almost like convoluted grooves.
                                > poke grooves
                                > You move from a narrow trail leading south to the strange tracks.
                                > You poke the strange tracks.
                                > follow tracks
                                You will now follow a sparse forest.
                                To stop following, type: follow nobody

                                ******************
                                = O
                                >.<
                                First Patient of Mendus
                                Manchester's 'Accident Prone' Patient

                                SPCade "And by we I mean Nyx"
                                PL: Fionn (Fionnghuala)
                                CM: Finella
                                ICO: Thera
                                LC: Belle Griffin


                                The Underground Starts Here!

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