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  • #46
    I'm lame, I know, But this amused me:

    > take 35 rocks from bag
    You take your thirty-five rocks from your green leather satchel.

    le crystal

    (the le crystal error >.> made me think Alpha's French)

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    • #47
      Ok, this was a lil while ago and I can't remember the woman who was in the scene, so I'll call her Brenda for now. This was when Ri's gun went nuts and shot him like mad. He woke up in the med center.

      You blink wakefully "Gah....
      You swing your legs to the floor
      You stand up
      Brenda gazes at you "Are you alright?"
      You scan yourself "I'm fine..."
      You note your black vinalon short-sleeved shirt burntly "Clothes are a bit burnt though"
      Brenda smiles slightly
      You gaze at yourself "Kinda suits me though... makes me handsome..."

      Typical Ri huh?
      Last edited by Hunter man; 09-12-2007, 12:15 PM. Reason: More

      Gotta love Hunter Man

      Striding along the path, rifle in my hand. My senses spreading, across this vast land. The beast inside, coming alive. Looking around, watching everything thrive. I know I can't come, to any harm. There's no need, for any alarm. I'm Hunter Man, wild and free. There's no-one else... quite like me!

      The power of One means nothing, if there are not many to appreciate it.

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      • #48
        02:20 [Com|Cheyla] "There is a dog standing here. Does it belong to someone?"
        02:20 [Com|Fu] "check the nametag. Most dogs wear one."
        02:20 [Com|Jem] "What's it look like?"
        02:20 [Com|Cheyla] "He appears to be eating a muffin"

        That made me crack up for like 5 minutes...

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Delta View Post
          02:20 [Com|Cheyla] "He appears to be eating a muffin"

          That made me crack up for like 5 minutes...
          You weren't the only one....
          First Patient of Mendus
          Manchester's 'Accident Prone' Patient

          SPCade "And by we I mean Nyx"
          PL: Fionn (Fionnghuala)
          CM: Finella
          ICO: Thera
          LC: Belle Griffin


          The Underground Starts Here!

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          • #50
            Fionn wiggles her fossilized reptile foot foot-to-foot, "Something is a foot."

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            • #51
              Quill hands her levitating medical chair to a medium-sized black boxer.


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              • #52
                ...

                Yolk turns to Fionn.
                > Yolk asks Fionn, "You have helmet for me?"
                > Fionn says, "Not yet."
                > Fionn says, "But I will try."
                > Yolk rubs his head, "I am still too big for helmet."
                > Fionn says, "Yes..."
                > Yolk asks Fionn, "How do I make it smaller?"
                Fionn says, "I will consider and let you know soon."
                > Yolk thinks.
                > Fu wonders, "Helmet?"
                > Anton suggests, " a needle?"
                > Fionn says, "Rodent upgrade ones."
                > Yolk asks Anton, "Needle?"
                > Anton mumbles, "Oh the helmet, not the head.
                > Yolk asks you, "Needle will make my head smaller?"
                >Anton squints.
                >Anton says uncertainly, "best I get back to the green."
                A man in a bright orange mask in the shape of a sunburst gently strikes a small brass gong with a leather-wrapped rod.

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                • #53
                  Incident from the recent disaster of Ri's gun exploding:

                  >You are in terrible pain
                  >[OOC Page] to StoryMingling Wende "Kinda obvious...."

                  Gotta love Wende!

                  Gotta love Hunter Man

                  Striding along the path, rifle in my hand. My senses spreading, across this vast land. The beast inside, coming alive. Looking around, watching everything thrive. I know I can't come, to any harm. There's no need, for any alarm. I'm Hunter Man, wild and free. There's no-one else... quite like me!

                  The power of One means nothing, if there are not many to appreciate it.

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                  • #54
                    so Mo called me to the lobby and told me to hurry and come see this...so i ran there and this is what happened....i thought it was pretty funny

                    Monique pouts at you, "You missed a pink cow!"
                    Monique nudges Chance.
                    > "WHAT?!
                    You say, "WHAT?!"
                    > "Where'd it go?!
                    You say, "Where'd it go?!"
                    Monique nods to you, "Her baby was blue and green!"
                    > search frantically
                    You search frantically.
                    > gasp
                    You gasp.
                    Monique points to a bank of tinted glass doors, "They stampeeded that way!"
                    > "Aww man!
                    You say, "Aww man!"
                    > run through tinted doors "COME BACK!

                    > yell "COME BACK COWS!
                    You yell, "COME BACK COWS!"

                    > com "Mo.....I can't find em
                    14:41 [Com|Kylee] "Mo.....I can't find em"
                    14:41 [Com|Med-Tech Monique] "They were just there."
                    Quill arrives through a walkway leading north.
                    A medium-sized black boxer arrives through a walkway leading north.
                    > com "Where?
                    14:41 [Com|Kylee] "Where?"
                    > wave
                    You wave.
                    Quill blinks, "Find what ?"
                    > "The pink mommy cow and her blue and green baby
                    You say, "The pink mommy cow and her blue and green baby."
                    14:42 [Com|Med-Tech Monique] "There they go again.. back to the pastures in the sky.."
                    > com "No!
                    14:42 [Com|Kylee] "No!"
                    > com "I can't get up there!
                    14:42 [Com|Kylee] "I can't get up there!"
                    Quill mutters into her communication device.
                    > pout sadly
                    You pout sadly.

                    You slump.
                    Riva nods to Monique thankfully.
                    You sulk to the southeast corner of the room.
                    Chance tells Monique, "That was ..."
                    Riva taps a commerce bracelet. The words 'Please wait until a later time to request your rations credit' flash upon the bracelet.

                    You sit down against the southeast corner of the room sadly.

                    You pout.
                    OOC -- Chance says to you, "THat made me spit milk out my nose"
                    Monique sees you helplessly.
                    > @ooc "lmao
                    OOC -- You say, "lmao"
                    14:43 [Com|Araine] "What the...?"
                    OOC -- Monique says, "I am the mastermind and randomly doing stuff.."

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                    • #55
                      Do not leave your dog in a storage closet...

                      That's right I left my dog in the storage closet on the third floor of the Science building as I was going to see Keppel. I accidently walked too far west, and realizing my mistake quickly backed out of the room. Unfortunately I didn't notice that my dog passed me heading into the closet as I was leaving.

                      You are standing near a corridor leading east.
                      > A large golden bullmastiff arrives through a corridor leading east.
                      > go west
                      > You move from a corridor leading east to a corridor leading west.
                      > You begin to enter a corridor leading west.
                      > This corridor leads to the north and east. [note this is the corner I *should* have turned]
                      You are standing near a corridor leading east.
                      > A large golden bullmastiff arrives through a corridor leading east.
                      > go west
                      > You move from a corridor leading east to a gray metal door.
                      > You begin to enter a gray metal door.
                      > A cramped storeroom, with neatly stacked boxes and equipment piled upon rows of metal shelves
                      You are standing near a gray metal door.
                      go east [correcting my mistaken path]
                      > You begin to enter a gray metal door.

                      A large golden bullmastiff leaves through a gray metal door.

                      > This corridor leads to the north and east.
                      You are standing near a gray metal door.
                      > go north
                      > You move from a gray metal door to a corridor leading north.
                      > You begin to enter a corridor leading north.
                      > This long corridor continues to the north and south.
                      You are standing near a corridor leading south.
                      First Patient of Mendus
                      Manchester's 'Accident Prone' Patient

                      SPCade "And by we I mean Nyx"
                      PL: Fionn (Fionnghuala)
                      CM: Finella
                      ICO: Thera
                      LC: Belle Griffin


                      The Underground Starts Here!

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                      • #56
                        (okay so Yolk can and visited and this..well you'll get it)

                        Quill grins slightly, "He delivers all kinds of things. He delivered that box of prizes for Carhan's contest.. had a dead baby in it."
                        You grin, " Oh I want a baby."
                        You cough, " dead baby."
                        Quill giggles, "I wanted it too."
                        You ask, " Why didn't Sir.Carhan let you?"
                        Quill says, "I got my sphere instead.. it was just a little too cool to pass up, even for a dead baby."
                        Mika coos to you, "cause quill is having a baby with Malice and not Carhan.."
                        Dominique's teddy bear winks flirtatiously at Quill, "Hey baby, you lookin for some hot teddy action?"
                        You blink at Mika.
                        You slap your teddy bear.
                        Quill pokes your teddy bear.
                        Dominique's teddy bear says, "Hey! Lets go to that oddities shop in the Pyramid's basement! They have a three headed cat fetus, I hear."
                        OOC -- You say, " XD wrong moment"
                        Dominique's teddy bear licks its lips, "Those things are tasty!"
                        OOC -- Quill says, "lol"

                        OOC -- Mika says, "funny moments anyone?"
                        OOC -- You say, " am SO posting ><"
                        > @ooc ' am still LMFAO
                        OOC -- You say, " am still LMFAO"
                        OOC -- Quill says, ">.>"
                        Mika muses to your teddy bear, "She won't have a baby with you either. Your too cuddly. Only Malice because of his name."
                        Dominique's teddy bear says to Mika, "You sure are an idiot!"
                        You slap your teddy bear.
                        You say, " Not nice."
                        Mika pouts at your teddy bear.
                        You peek at Mika, " Um.."
                        You peek at Quill.
                        Mika peeks back at you.
                        >

                        (My bear....I wuv' it >.>..)

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                        • #57
                          Clinical Comedy..

                          Doctor Wei is trying to tend to Joey.. and Aisling is pretty much just annoying the heck out of him.. until he finally gets his revenge..


                          Doctor Wei asks Joey, "Can you hear me?"
                          > Dominique says, " his jaw was realigned earlier today..it fell out of place."
                          > Joey turns his glazed milky white eyes to Doctor Wei.
                          > Doctor Wei says to Dominique, "Joey's jaw?"
                          > Doctor Wei examines Joey's rugged jaw.
                          Dominique nods, " Is was disaligned earlier."
                          > Doctor Wei says, "Unusual side effect."
                          > Doctor Wei wonders.
                          > Aisling says softly, "Yes. It broke when I tried to .. stop him from biting me."
                          > Doctor Wei says, "Bite you?"
                          Dominique adds, " and his ribs are aparently broken."
                          > Aisling says, "I pried it open -carefully!"
                          > Doctor Wei says, "How did his ribs break?"
                          You nod Doctor Wei to Aisling.
                          > Aisling says, "His jaw broke anyway. It was. .. that was .. because I hugged him."
                          > Dominique peers at Aisling.
                          > Aisling tears.
                          > Doctor Wei glances at Aisling oddly.
                          > Aisling says, "I didn't hug him tightly!"
                          > Doctor Wei says to Aisling, "So you broke his jaw and ribs?"
                          > Aisling says, "And I didn't know!"
                          > Aisling nods tearfully.
                          > Joey twitches his strong right hand.
                          > Doctor Wei says to Joey, "You may wish to find better friends."

                          ...

                          > Doctor Wei says, "Please refrain from crushing the patient."
                          > Doctor Wei says, "I didn't think I'd need to say that, but... I suppose I do."

                          ....

                          > Doctor Wei examines Joey's right arm.
                          > Doctor Wei says, "He appears to be looking better."
                          > Doctor Wei pats Joey's face softly.
                          > Joey bites Doctor Wei's gnarled right hand.
                          > Doctor Wei screams.

                          ...

                          > Doctor Wei says, "Who has been watching this patient daily?"
                          > Aisling says softly, "I ... was with him... all night."
                          > Dominique peeks at you.
                          > Joey jerks his left arm slightly.
                          > Doctor Wei says to Aisling, "Yes, I know... breaking his ribs."

                          ...

                          > Doctor Wei adjusts his syringe.
                          > Doctor Wei grabs Joey's left arm carefully.
                          > Aisling says, "And anyway, you've been hurting him, too!"
                          > Doctor Wei injects Joey with a syringe. The sedative liquid goes flowing through the veins of Joey.
                          > Joey grabs Doctor Wei suddenly.
                          > Aisling blinks.
                          > Doctor Wei struggles with Joey.
                          > Joey grasps Doctor Wei's throat attemptingly.
                          (we all hold Joey down, blah blah blah)
                          > Doctor Wei jumps backwardly.
                          > Doctor Wei accidentally hits Aisling with his syringe.
                          > Aisling gazes in Joey's glazed milky white eyes meaningfully, "I."
                          > Aisling squeals.
                          > Doctor Wei glances downward at Aisling.
                          > Doctor Wei glances at his syringe.
                          > Aisling glances at Doctor Wei.
                          > Doctor Wei hums.
                          > Dominique blinks then.
                          > Doctor Wei retracts his syringe.
                          > Doctor Wei says to Aisling, "My apologies."
                          > Doctor Wei smiles.
                          > Doctor Wei rubs his neck.

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                          • #58
                            OOC -- Med-Tech Monique says, "*this is ooc!*"
                            Med-Tech Monique grabs a gigantic green chicken's large fluorescent green head.
                            Med-Tech Monique presses her luscious, rose-glazed lips to a gigantic green chicken's large, bright yellow beak.
                            Med-Tech Monique kisses a gigantic green chicken.
                            The giant chicken gives Med-Tech Monique a peck on her cheek.
                            OOC -- You say, "LMAO"
                            OOC -- Med-Tech Monique says, "*gags*"
                            Med-Tech Monique peers at a gigantic green chicken, "You give better kisses than any man I've ever known."
                            OOC -- You say, "*Is probably incensed with laughter*"
                            Med-Tech Monique licks a gigantic green chicken.
                            Med-Tech Monique bites a gigantic green chicken.
                            A giant chicken bites Med-Tech Monique on the neck.
                            Med-Tech Monique loses consciousness.
                            OOC -- Med-Tech Monique (unconscious) says, "<_<"
                            OOC -- You say, "ROFL!!!!!"
                            OOC -- Med-Tech Monique (unconscious) says, "That's not funny!"
                            A giant chicken clucks loudly.
                            OOC -- You say, "*roars with laughter*"
                            OOC -- Med-Tech Monique (unconscious) says to you, "*kicks*"
                            OOC -- You say, "Putting on the funny thread!!!"
                            OOC -- Med-Tech Monique (unconscious) says, "*dies*"

                            Gotta love Hunter Man

                            Striding along the path, rifle in my hand. My senses spreading, across this vast land. The beast inside, coming alive. Looking around, watching everything thrive. I know I can't come, to any harm. There's no need, for any alarm. I'm Hunter Man, wild and free. There's no-one else... quite like me!

                            The power of One means nothing, if there are not many to appreciate it.

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                            • #59
                              This is abreviated to remove irrelevant parts.

                              Administrator Carhan tastes a probe.
                              OOC -- Administrator Carhan says to you, "Taste the probe"
                              OOC -- You say, "freaky"
                              > Administrator Carhan allows you to taste him.
                              You move from an inflatable survival raft to Administrator Carhan.
                              > You taste a probe.
                              Are you crazy!?!
                              Dominique enters the world.
                              OOC -- Dominique says, " back"
                              OOC -- Dominique says, " what i miss?"
                              OOC -- You say, "carhan licking his probe"
                              OOC -- Dominique says, " lol What?"
                              OOC -- Administrator Carhan says to you, "*Cackles"
                              OOC -- Administrator Carhan says, "Touching sposed to make ya fuzzy inside. Taste the probe domi"
                              OOC -- You say, "yeah taste his probe.. he made me do it "
                              OOC -- Dominique says, " roflmfao"
                              Dominique approaches Administrator Carhan.
                              Dominique tastes a probe.
                              OOC -- Administrator Carhan says, "And now to be tasteless, I got ya all ta lick [fill in the blank]"
                              OOC -- Dominique says, " >.> peer presure sucks"

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                              • #60
                                It's been awhile since I posted anything on here, so....

                                Now, Jerod had no idea what was going on. All he knew was that Malice's dog had something that belonged to Doctor Wei.

                                Malice nods to Doctor Wei, "Upstairs. The heck you doing putting a giant nose on my dog in the first place?"
                                > Dominique waves politely to Aisling.
                                > Aisling beams at you and Reserve Officer Toria, "Hi..!"
                                > Aisling blinks to Dominique, "You okay, honey?"
                                > You wave to Aisling.
                                > Reserve Officer Toria blinks.
                                > Aisling hears Malice unbelievingly.
                                > Reserve Officer Toria waves tiredly.
                                > You laugh suddenly.
                                > You ask Malice, "Are you serious?"
                                > Doctor Wei says to Malice, "It was being tested."
                                > Malice nods to you.
                                > Dominique inclines her head briefly, " Yes."
                                > You laugh again, "Who puts noses on dogs?"
                                I'm that Security Guy that everyone just loves.

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