Funny Moments Of Marrach

[Majikat]

So. Heath turns up out of nowhere, and finds Eeva and Dry.

Dame Eeva squishes Heath's right side, "We will get you a proper badge and uniform and I still have all your stuff, and Ham and things can be normal."

Heath attemptingly slows Dame Eeva with his words, "Now, now. I just felt like a wander, I don't know if I'll be back for good."

Dame Eeva takes a heavy sledgehammer from her dark pouch.

Dame Eeva raises her heavy sledgehammer and strikes a mighty blow on Heath. It is now fixed in place and cannot be moved.

Dame Eeva keeps Heath.

Heath probably breaks his neck, "Thank you."


(made even better just moments later)


OOC -- Dame Eeva says, "Haha, I don't have a crowbar. >__> brb"


<3

[Hsilgne]

[OOC Page] from Aleysia: "I am too sexy for your presence."

[Nalla]

Adora shows her foot's sole to Heath, "My boot could whollop you boy."

A short courier laughs.


...it made me giggle

[Kamian]

OOC -- Lady Avaria says, "It's the underwear geek squad!"

[Erstwhile]

Bauh poses with his miniature play sword and his black suede cavalier hat dashingly, "Da-da-Da-DA!"
Senna grins at Bauh widely.
You cheer Bauh quietly.
A handsome courier blinks.



1) I <3 Zelda.

2) The courier was so confused by Bauh's antics. It was cute. >.>

[A_S2288]

Due to Senna's Kind of bad northern...a statement that Dame Keyana made came out like this...



Dame Keyana says in Northern, "I was sh it on the board"



Hmmmm....

[AleysiaForsyth]

This was last night. Forgot to post it.


> Bedovere smiles at Juliee, "Good eve, Juliee."
> You curve your sensual lips at Bedovere.
> Juliee smiles also at Bedovere, "Good eve. How are things?"
> Bedovere smiles at Juliee, "Well, if you consider that I'm surrounded by a throng of beautiful women...things are *quite* well."
> Bedovere grins at Juliee, you, Anglia and Rikka.
> A barmaid averts her large blue-green eyes gigglingly.
> Juliee smirks at Bedovere, "Always the cad."
> You thwap Bedovere, "Stop it! You're embarrassing Wendy!"
> Anglia blushes ever-so-slightly.
> Bedovere winks at a barmaid.
> Bedovere grins easily, "She bats her eyes at me all the time."
> Bedovere adjusts his black suede cavalier hat and his black charmeuse sword cape dashingly.

[A_S2288]

While sitting in the gate courtyard...


>A gray cat jumps from the barn door and screams in glee all the way down to a huge haypile.

A mere few moments later...

>A shabby tabby cat jumps from the barn door and screams in glee all the way down to a huge haypile.

> OOC -- You say, "Another one!!! hahaaha"

> OOC -- You say, "Kamikaze cats!"

>OOC -- Azriella says, " Ninja kitty"

>A shabby tabby cat limps out through the east marble archway.

Aww poor kitty cat

[Gabs]

This one's default gait is "limp", though.

[Erstwhile]

Senna curses her dainty hands, "By the beard of Dryden these are heavy!!"



bwahahahaha

best curse ever

[AleysiaForsyth]

That's just... wow. Dryden's beard has reached mythical proportions.

[Alella]

I can't post it all, but here's a part:

Ambra says, "No! They're gone."
Senna gasps, "What..."
Gunn growls at the northern half of the guestroom hallway, "Wher!?"
A grey cat arrives.
You peek at Bryson, Ambra, Theresa, Senna, Gunn, Bailiff Heath and Annett, "Who has the shoes?"
Ambra begins to examine her purple woolsey purse.
Bailiff Heath slowly squints his bright deep green eyes at the northern half of the guestroom hallway, "Who has them?"
Annett growls again.
Theresa turns her gaze accusatorily to Gunn, "How -dare- you steal from him!"
Senna roars, "Someone has them!!!"
Ambra hides her purple woolsey purse.
Gunn accuses Bryson suddenly, "YEU!"
> You suspect Bryson, Ambra, Theresa, Senna, Gunn, Bailiff Heath and Annett individually, "Give me my shoes."
Bryson stares at Bailiff Heath devastatedly, "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM?!"

Annett suspiciously gazes at Bryson, Ambra, Theresa, Senna, Gunn, Bailiff Heath and you, "No one can leave!"
Senna scrambles upward.
You spot Ambra consideringly.
You move from the north archway to Ambra.
You walk directly to Ambra.
Senna notices Ambra's purple woolsey purse and Ambra's back.
You instruct Ambra, "Hand them over."
Bailiff Heath swivels his gaze around the northern half of the guestroom hallway one-by-one, "Just hand them over, and no one will be arrested."
Annett raises her voice louder, "No one can leave! Everyone empty their pouch!"
Ambra says to you, "I don't have them."
You agree with Annett.
Senna moves from Bailiff Heath to Ambra.
Senna stands in front of Ambra.
Annett hates the northern half of the guestroom hallway.
Ambra huffs, "I don't have them."
Theresa moves from the red door to Bailiff Heath.
Theresa inches closer to Bailiff Heath.
Gunn eyes Annett now.
Bailiff Heath glances suddenly to Gunn, "YOU."
Ambra growls at Bailiff Heath, "Give them back!"
Theresa quietly directs Bailiff Heath, "You should really put your sword away, Heath..."
Annett fixes her heavy lidded deep blue eyes on Ambra now, "YOU!"
Gunn points at Annett defensively, "HER!"
Ambra blinks.
Annett points too.
Bailiff Heath points his steel longsword straight at Gunn's chest, "I will not hurt you if you hand them over."
Ambra says to Annett, "I don't have them."
Senna peeks at Theresa.
Bryson eyes Senna consideringly, "Sera..."
Senna yells at Theresa boomingly, "YOU!!!!"
Annett narrows her heavy lidded deep blue eyes at Ambra disbelievingly, "You lie, Squire!"
Bailiff Heath steps closer towards Gunn.
Ambra eyes Bailiff Heath.
Bryson moves from Bailiff Heath to Senna.
Bryson stalks to Senna.
Ambra eyes Gunn too.
Annett halfway hears Gunn.
Theresa instead directs her attention to Bryson, "Ser? Please hand over the shoes to the Bailiff before someone gets hurt."
Ambra grumps, " I want the shoes."
Bryson looms over Senna apparently, "Hand them over."
Annett mostly hears her head.
Senna points at Theresa, "You animal, you think you can sleep so long and then steal!!"
Gunn moves from Bailiff Heath to Annett.
Gunn sidles unobtrusively to Annett.
Senna presses her chest against Bryson's chest.

Bailiff Heath moves from the yellow door to Gunn.
Bailiff Heath trails after Gunn.
Ambra moves from the yellow door to Gunn.
Ambra sneaks to Gunn.
Senna stares at Bryson, "She has em."
Annett completely misses Gunn.
Senna points to Theresa.
Bailiff Heath sheathes his steel longsword again.
Gunn suddenly reaches for Annett's berry broadcloth purse, "Gimme my dancy shoes!"
Theresa directs Senna instead to Bryson, "Do not be stupid. He has them."
Bailiff Heath puts his steel longsword in his black suede scabbard.
Annett only stares at Ambra.
Theresa points her finger directly at Bryson.
Ambra peers at Gunn's brown canvas pouch.
Bailiff Heath decidedly launches himself at Gunn.
A grey cat enjoys itself immensely.
Ambra begins to examine Gunn's brown canvas pouch.
Bryson frowns instantly, "I do NOT!"
Senna flicks her almond-shaped deep green eyes at Theresa, "You do! I know it!!!!"
Ambra begins to examine a grey cat.
Gunn suddenly notes Bailiff Heath.
You eventually shout, "You guys should stop."
Bailiff Heath attemptingly tackles Gunn.
Annett swats at Gunn sharply, "Off! I do not have them! But... SHE DOES!"
Bryson immediately accuses Senna, "SHE has them, the little wench!"
Ambra says to a grey cat, "You! You have them!"
Annett points relentlessly at Ambra.
Theresa shows her white woolsey purse to Senna welcomingly, "Search me if you are so sure that I took them."
Senna yells at Theresa, "You wretched girl!"
Ambra moves away from Gunn.
Gunn moves from Annett to the north archway.
A grey cat purrs as Ambra pets it.
Gunn slips his right arm around Bailiff Heath's back.
You stamp your feet plentifully, "Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!"
Gunn moves from the north archway to Bailiff Heath.
Gunn sidesteps into Bailiff Heath.
Ambra says to a grey cat, " Be a good kitty and hand ...err....paw them over."
Theresa glares at Bryson unamusedly, "GIve back the shoes! It is not worth..."
Senna swats Bryson, "Wench!?!?"
Bailiff Heath collides heavily with Gunn, "Oof."
Gunn attemptingly flips Bailiff Heath over his back.
Senna begins to examine a grey cat.
Theresa distracts herself entirely with Bailiff Heath and Gunn.
Bryson feels his left arm painedly, "OW!"
You take a brass duckcall from your dusky-purple velveteen purse.
Bailiff Heath unwillingly maneuvers his body over Gunn's back.
Your brass duckcall emits a loud "QUACK!" as you blow it. You are somehow sure that nobody heard your call.
Ambra winces.
Theresa accompanies you sanely.
Annett covers her ears painedly.
Bryson girlishly whimpers.
You eventually say, "Stop!"
Ambra blinks.
Bryson points at Senna, "She hurt me!"
Gunn brings Bailiff Heath to the floor.
Bailiff Heath moves from Annett to the floor.
Ambra shakes her head clearly.
Bailiff Heath lands heavily on the floor.
Senna sticks her tongue at Bryson.
Gunn moves from Annett to Bailiff Heath.
A grey cat saunters southward.
Gunn furiously breaks from Bailiff Heath.
Bryson adds to his words accusatorily, "And she took my shoes."

and it goes on and on....

It was very hilarious

[Rikka]

Wow it's like one big game of who stole the cookie from the cookie jar

[A_S2288]

It was so funny...so so funny

[Dalla]

You hear a man serenading "My pin is here, as you just did espy. But I hope to give the Sentry a try." from the north doorway.
....

You hear a man yelling "Cut off my feet I BEG YOU." from the north doorway.

...

You hear a man yelling "Why are you singing? It is not helping" from the north doorway.

...


>_> while trying to be serious? I kept lol'ing.