Wanted posters.

[Fangor]

You see a small poster made from parchment. On the top is written: 'Wanted: Lusafir the Wight! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see a wight with mummified ivory flesh. He has brown hair that sprouts from a face defined by piercing eyes, a aquiline nose, and white teeth. He smells like smoke and is surrounded by an aura of rage. His hands end in filed claws. His presence is altering the area around him, making it misty. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 6411 gold.'

[Fangor]

You see a small poster made from parchment. On the top is written: 'Wanted: Maedra the Vampire! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see vampire with ivory skin and intact flesh. She has seductive eyes and indigo hair. Her aquiline nose sits above a mouth that bares glistening fangs. She smells strongly of earth and has a freezing breath. She has sharp claws at the end of her hands. She is engulfed in an aura of hunger. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 635 gold.'

Gosh, Maedra is from like, YEARS ago.

EDIT: Somehow these two in the same spawn:

You see a small poster made from parchment. On the top is written: 'Wanted: Crashman the Scarab! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see a small insect with a reflective silver shell. He has broad legs ending in polished claws, and sinewy wings. He has silver eyes, and when his mouth opens, you can see sharp teeth. He smells like smoke and is constantly making a whirring sound. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 4 gold.'


You see a small poster made from parchment. On the top is written: 'Wanted: Superbeast the Phoenix! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see a large fire-bird bearing a shiny plumage of golden feathers. He has red eyes set above a sharp beak. The air around him is hot and he gives off a smell of gold. His powerful wings terminate in sharp claws. He has a long tail. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 5 gold.'

'Crashman and Superbeast' sounds like a terrible, z-grade ripoff of Sharkboy and Lava Girl.

[Fangor]

You see a small poster made from parchment. On the top is written: 'Wanted: Dendroica the Sphinx! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see a cat-like creature with a human face and streamlined wings covered in peacock like saffron feathers. She has blue eyes, a button nose, and braided auburn hair. Her polished claws extend from her paws, and she has a furry tail. She smells like the sea. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 1947 gold.'

[Fangor]

You see a small poster made from parchment. On the top is written: 'Wanted: Aritharidulanius the Spirit! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see a spirit surrounded by an aura of rage and whose presence is intimidating. The environment around him is made foggy by his very being. His physical body has grey skin and white hair. A pair of burning eyes, a thin nose, and cracked lips compose his face. He smells like decay, and is exhaling a rancid breath. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 17 gold.'

Really pushing the boundary of the character limit there.

You see a small poster made from parchment. On the top is written: 'Wanted: Tarstivon the Ghost! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see a ghost surrounded by an aura of despair and with a vertiginous presence. The environment around him is made cold by his very presence. His physical body has pale skin and indigo hair. missing eyes, a bulbous nose, and broad lips compose his face. He smells like mold, and is exhaling a foggy breath. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 1338 gold.'

You see a small poster made from parchment. On the top is written: 'Wanted: Kaleeyse the Vampire! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see vampire with ivory skin and intact flesh. She has seductive eyes and red hair. Her aquiline nose sits above a mouth that bares glistening fangs. She smells strongly of blood and has a misty breath. She has long claws at the end of her hands. She is engulfed in an aura of longing. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 3 gold.'

They either watch Game of Thrones or should never be allowed to name a child.

[Korky]

'Wanted: Pique the Troll! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see a grey skinned Troll with huge feet. He has orange eyes and spiked black hair. He has a bulbous nose and hairy ears. Past his sneering lips, you can see fanged teeth. He smells strongly of iron. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 650 gold.'

[Smarmy]

'Wanted: Qeyl the Phoenix! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see a large fire-bird bearing a noble plumage of red feathers. He has black eyes set above a curved beak. The air around him is humid and he gives off a smell of clouds. His powerful wings terminate in polished claws. He has a feathered tail. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 3998 gold.'

[Smarmy]

You see a small poster made from parchment. On the top is written: 'Wanted: Ceila the Wyvern! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see a large snakelike creature with orange glittering scales and bejewelled silver wings. Some shiny whiskers sprout from a face with blue eyes and a mouth full of fanged teeth. Thin arms end in polished claws, and a smooth tail extends from a lithe body. The smell of the sea drifts from her. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 32 gold.'

[Smarmy]

You see a small poster made from parchment. On the top is written: 'Wanted: Sacrofageius the Ghoul! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see a ebony skinned ghoul with decaying flesh. He has hate filled eyes, grey hair, a aquiline nose, and stained fangs. His hands end in bloody claws. He smells like blood and his breath is foggy. He is surrounded by an aura of hunger. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 24 gold.'

[TheNomad]

You see a small poster made from parchment. On the top is written: 'Wanted: Ugly the Ogre! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see a dark green skinned Ogre with toeless feet. He has pink eyes and shaggy white hair. He has a snoutish nose and round ears. Past his scarred lips, you can see bucktoothed teeth. He smells strongly of iron. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 18 gold.'

You see a small poster made from parchment. On the top is written: 'Wanted: Snowmercy the Gryphon! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see a gryphon covered in a shiny plumage of silver feathers. He has streamlined wings, and a pruned tail. A thin beak pokes out from a face bearing silver eyes. His polished claws extend from his front legs. He smells strongly of rain. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 435 gold.'

[Farquaa]

You see a small poster made from parchment. On the top is written: 'Wanted: Kazzar the Ogre! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see a charcoal skinned Ogre with huge feet. He has red eyes and spiked pink hair. He has a inverted nose and hairy ears. Past his scraggly lips, you can see metal teeth. He smells strongly of ale. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 10414 gold.'

[Rythgen]

You see a small poster made from parchment. On the top is written: 'Wanted: Guapo the Orc! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see a dark green skinned Orc with huge feet. He has purple eyes and spiked purple hair. He has a bulbous nose and hairy ears. Past his blackened lips, you can see metal teeth. He smells strongly of skunk. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 2201 gold.'

Also, bump.

[Rythgen]

You see a small poster made from parchment. On the top is written: 'Wanted: Marx the Lich! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see a lich held together by dry strips of clothing. Beneath the clothing, he has intact ivory flesh. He has suspicious eyes, brown hair, and a small nose. He smells like blood and his breath is warm. He is making the space around him dark by his mere presence. He projects an aura of rage. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 14169 gold.'

[Rythgen]

You see a small poster made from parchment. On the top is written: 'Wanted: Smudgie the Sphinx! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see a cat-like creature with a human face and streamlined wings covered in shiny golden feathers. He has brown eyes, a pug nose, and braided black hair. His trim claws extend from his paws, and he has a stubby tail. He smells like smoke. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 313 gold.'

[Smarmy]

You see a small poster made from parchment. On the top is written: 'Wanted: Finnegan the Carnivorous Vampire! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see vampire with pale skin and intact flesh. It has soulless eyes and black hair. Its small nose sits above a mouth that bares white fangs. It smells strongly of earth and has a dry breath. It has filed claws at the end of its hands. It is engulfed in an aura of paranoia. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 562 gold.'

[Fangor]

Originally Posted by Rythgen

You see a small poster made from parchment. On the top is written: 'Wanted: Marx the Lich! Dead or Alive! There is a crudely drawn picture on the poster; You see a lich held together by dry strips of clothing. Beneath the clothing, he has intact ivory flesh. He has suspicious eyes, brown hair, and a small nose. He smells like blood and his breath is warm. He is making the space around him dark by his mere presence. He projects an aura of rage. At the bottom are written the words, 'Reward: 14169 gold.'

Ooh! My last one was about 4k lower than that. Can I please have?